Dedication

13 comments

• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  ...You have a separate account specifically for scing.
• gawker

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  11 years ago

  You have more strippers' phone numbers in your phone than relatives...
  
  
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  You compare prices of things in stores to their equivalent value in lap dances.
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  You purchase clothes just to wear to strip clubs. I am totally guilty of this. :)
• GoVikings

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  11 years ago

  Lol, great answer lopaw. I sometimes do that
• pabloantonio

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  11 years ago

  The only sex you have is with your favorite strippers.
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  The strip club valet greets you by name.
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  You join this site
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  You post on this site on a regular basis.
• JohnSmith69

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  11 years ago

  For every woman you pass on the street you;
  
  Rate her on a scale of 1 to 10.
  
  Figure out how much you would be willing to spend in VIP with her
  
  Try to decide if the breasts are real or fake
  
  Reach a tentative conclusion on whether she might be an extra's girl or not.
• EarlTee

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  11 years ago

  A friend of mine was on his honeymoon in Sydney, Australia. One day early on, his new bride wasn't feeling well, and she insisted that he go out and see some of the local sights while she rested in bed.
  
  You guessed it. He went to a strip club.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Your friend rocks!!!
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  You are here rambling on about strip clubs.