Dedication

...You have a separate account specifically for scing.

You have more strippers' phone numbers in your phone than relatives...

You compare prices of things in stores to their equivalent value in lap dances.

You purchase clothes just to wear to strip clubs. I am totally guilty of this. :)

Lol, great answer lopaw. I sometimes do that

The only sex you have is with your favorite strippers.

The strip club valet greets you by name.

You join this site

You post on this site on a regular basis.

For every woman you pass on the street you;

Rate her on a scale of 1 to 10.

Figure out how much you would be willing to spend in VIP with her

Try to decide if the breasts are real or fake

Reach a tentative conclusion on whether she might be an extra's girl or not.

A friend of mine was on his honeymoon in Sydney, Australia. One day early on, his new bride wasn't feeling well, and she insisted that he go out and see some of the local sights while she rested in bed.

You guessed it. He went to a strip club.

Your friend rocks!!!

You are here rambling on about strip clubs.