TUSCL Ideals and How to Get There

Actually I need to clarify 3) to head off the skeptics before they jump in. I see some objecting that although point 3) does tell you how to get RICH it does not tell you how to be a STUD. Well, if you say that you obviously don't pay enough to what is said here, because what we learn from TUSCL is that RICH and RICH STUD are the same thing. In nearly all interaction between men and women the man is the one doing the lion's share of the paying, while the woman is the one offer sex in return. So there is no difference between paying a stripper for sex and so called "normal" dating. Strip clubs just boil it down to its essence.

Dougsta my brotha...I've learned so much more:

1. Crack ain't whack. It be good for you!! Bother Juice be livin' proof!!!
2. Sodomizing women with the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay (good drumstick my bro) be super-groove-EE. Produce like cucumbers also be coo-el. But don't use Popeyes 'cos the spices will burn the strippers asshole (lil personal lesson there).
3. Da Juiceman be a motherfuckin' prophet o' the LORD. Testify brother Juice...TESTIFY!!!
4. Alucard is a dick. Which is ironic, 'cos I suspect he HAS a tiny widdle dick... :-(
5. Don't go to strip clubs on the Klingon homeworld!
6. Emma Frost be a ROB. But Kara Zor-L be off da hook!!
7. Never choose between moose and squirrel. But always bet on roadrunner over coyote. This one is a little unfair, 'cos it is really a life lesson, not a TUSCL lesson per se.
8. It be super fun to JACK IT on 69th Street!!!!

Any other take home lessons, my brothers?

Ok!Gonna start answering posts and comments in my best Alucard.
Ban all brothers.

Be deuce bigalow

Dougturd authoring a thread? Amazing. What city, club are u at Doug. Do u have pics of your ATF posted or just coupons from the dollar gallery?

Wadda you so mad about, Payer11?

Strippers would do a retard like you Dougturd?

Didn't answer my question what you're so mad about these days, Payer11.

I'll guess - Are government cutbacks reducing your already minimal income so much that you are going to have to take a step down from the $60 crack whores in your photo collection to $40 crack whores?

Payer11? Not going to answer why you are so mad? I know you have admitted to suffering from clinical depression in the past. But you told us that paying your $60 crack whores helped you deal with it. So what went wrong? Did you income get cut so you can only afford $40 ones now? Did they raise their prices to $75 and shut you out? Was idea just ill conceived in the first place. Do tell!