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Lot Lizards

bang69
North Carolina
Hey y'all,

last night my friends & I were leaving a sc in TN. When we ran into a lot lizard. She was good looking & seemed to have a nice rack& body. She asked us if we had fun in the club. We said it was ok. She then said any thing goes $300 each my place is just around the corner. We took her up on the offer. All I can say is that she gave a hell of a lot better show & cfs. So if you get hit up by a lot lizard take her up on it. You have a lot of fun at a cheaper price

13 comments

  • tumblingdice
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    11 years ago
    Yeah!I'll pass.
  • Otto22
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    11 years ago
    Years ago I happened to be in Memphis during one of their famous ice storms that had knocked out the power all around the airport area where many clubs were located. The girls were resourceful and camped out in the parking lot of my hotel. I was propositioned three times by three girls on the short walk from my car to the hotel lobby. They were offering car dates for about the cost of a single LD and full service in my room for $100. I passed on all three.
  • jester214
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    11 years ago
    $300 each is "a cheaper price" ?
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    $300 for a lot lizard sounds very expensive. I have never paid more than $150 ITC or OTC with a stripper and I'm not going without.
  • SnackBox69
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    11 years ago
    Hell yea ! Bang ! Bang !
  • EarlTee
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    11 years ago
    "So if you get hit up by a lot lizard take her up on it."

    Based on your one experience? Uh, no.
  • grand1511
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    11 years ago
    You knows who else is waiting to beat the shit out of you at her place just around the corner.
  • sinclair
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    11 years ago
    $300 for a lizard? Kind of pricey.
  • sharkhunter
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    11 years ago
    I had a lizard sneak into my house a couple of weeks ago. I had a hard time getting it to leave.

    Then not more than a couple of weeks later a dancer asked "don't you want to take me home?". Maybe I should have told her about a big lizard that could have snuck back inside my house. lol
  • samsung1
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    11 years ago
    $300 is kind of pricey but in Tennessee some clubs have $40/song lap dances
  • 10inches
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    11 years ago
    would be wary of the 300lb boyfriend hiding in the closet with a gun
  • mrrock
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    11 years ago
    Yeah I'd be very wary of that!
  • georgmicrodong
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    11 years ago
    Can I ask what prompted you to pay (what in Louisville would be) top shelf escort prices for what amounts to a street walker? Around here, $50 or less will get you the same "anything goes" service from any number of girls walking downtown. Of course, you might get a little more than you expect, or want, from them too.
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