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Government goons shoot man accidently

DISARM Government Goons. It MUST be done for others SAFETY! Right, Alucard? http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2013/sep/17/lake-roosevelt-park-ranger-shot-man-near-son/

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Strip-club worker assaults other employees after being fired

A 19-year-old Indianapolis woman was angry over getting fired from her job at a strip club, police said, when she assaulted four other employees at Brad's Brass Flamingo on the Eastside. Stephanie Croney was arrested on a preliminary charge of battery…

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Thoughts on the Jacksonville Jaguars

Q Why are the Jacksonville Jaguars like a Jacksonville stripper? A They both suck for four quarters.

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sundowner stript club

Has anyone been.there is it off freeway how much to get in. And are girls hot or arw they all up on you I'm a first timer

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Dayton, Ohio

Thursday night visit last month was...

Thursday night visit last month was a sweet spot time. Had almost a full weekend shift (18-20 dancers) with only 2/5 of the weekend crowd. COSTS/ ORIENTATION: Night cover was $5. Only main bar near…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I was in the neighborhood and...

I was in the neighborhood and had 2-3 hours to kill so I stop by this joint again. I was here about 2-3 months ago and had my fun. I was hoping to…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Well, this place is one of...

Well, this place is one of my old stomping grounds. Back in my early 20s, I used to live up the street from Amber's and frequented it, however, it had been a few years since…

Gold Club Topless

Lomita, California

I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club for ages and I stopped by one night. $5 cover which isn't too high for topless club. Parking was jammed. Crowded inside for dead Tuesday night elsewhere. Some poster…

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, Texas

This club is close to Kemah,...

This club is close to Kemah, about 10 minutes off I-45 South. So it's a bit out of the way, and most of the clients are locals. It's a fairly small club, with…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

I've been pretty tough on the...

I've been pretty tough on the old Traffic Light in recent reviews and for good reason - it hasn't been updated in years, charges the girls $75 tip-outs that translate into $15 "lap dances" (and…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

You walk in and there's a...

You walk in and there's a podium with the door man to take your cover charge on your right. The place itself is kind of small compared to other clubs. They have one stage with…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

This was my first time here,...

This was my first time here, so I had to become a "member" of the club, which involved taking a slightly-higher-than-average fee at the door ($15? -- I forget), and photocopying my driver's license. There…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Hello! If you don't already know...

Hello! If you don't already know me, I'm Kimber from the southwest Virginia area. I frequently travel to North Carolina with my stripper buddy Chloe to work out of town. We had previously been coming…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

I stopped in again last week...

I stopped in again last week while in town to see if anything has changed. It was Tuesday so they were still doing the bogo dances which is a pretty good deal as…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Disappointed here, just like every other...

Disappointed here, just like every other club in RVA. While the club is nice and clean, the wait staff is attentive, the music good, and the dancers friendly, I just couldn't enjoy my time here…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

dropped in on a Friday about...

dropped in on a Friday about 4:30PM and even though the parking lot had a few cars, there were very few inside, and fewer dancers. three dancers to be exact, one large girl working…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

This is a wierd place. it's...

This is a wierd place. it's in a residential neighborhood. safe as far as I can tell. you get good service but the girls inside are old and fat. but it's cheap. so I'm torn…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PH is consistently the best thing...

PH is consistently the best thing going. It's friendly, it's safe, and the girls aim to please. Plus, the private, closed-door dance rooms are just about unmatched anywhere in the country. The girls are almost…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

I visited this club for the...

I visited this club for the first time in a number of weeks and was surprised by a couple of changes. The topless dance special had always been two- for-20; but, is now three-for-40.…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Went last Tuesday at lunch time,...

Went last Tuesday at lunch time, not very crowded but there were a few good dancers. I waited for one of the 2 for 1 specials for a private dance. There was lots of good…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by on a Wednesday night....

Stopped by on a Wednesday night. The place had more dancers than usual with not a large crowd. The crowd actually thinned out as it became later. I talked with a few dancers and asked…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Ok...I am not impressed at all...it...

Ok...I am not impressed at all...it is a club filled with beautiful girls, clean, spacious and all the basic necessities of a club. However, this seems to be a club where the girls are used…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

I wanted to be a cool...

I wanted to be a cool girlfriend and bring my boyfriend here when we came down for an Illinois game, and let's be real, I'm a girl who likes strip clubs. While entrance and dance…

Cabaret Le Pink

Ottawa, Ontario

Went there and had a great...

Went there and had a great time. Not many women on shift, but the ones that were there, were pleasant to talk to and not all messed up on drugs like a few other places…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Went there while in town for...

Went there while in town for a concert and was not impressed at all my buddy got a table dance from one of the girls that had the worst boob job I have ever seen…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

I decided to try a new...

I decided to try a new location when in town and boy was that a mistake. Tunnel was slow on audience so you would think some attention would be paid. Instead the few dancers on…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

To my fellow enthusiast, we all...

To my fellow enthusiast, we all know the deal about the carnival! Seedy,below average girls, but always worth the little trip!! Well, I just tried Stacey, 45-50 lady stuck in the 80's! Feathered back blond,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

After applying the electric muscle stimulator,...

After applying the electric muscle stimulator, to my Jonson for 45 minutes. I was set to make another trip to follies, and increase the financial capital of a few dancers. Blondie at the door look…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I hit up the old PP...

I hit up the old PP recently, and I can say that for one day at least, dancer quality was somewhat improved. A new to me dancer was sitting at the bar eating lunch…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This recently opened club is located...

This recently opened club is located in the same building where Louie's Rouge strip club was located when it was open, so this review page is mixed in older reviews from the that club and…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

Its a dive. I walked in...

Its a dive. I walked in and had to pay a $4 entry to a older looking lady. That should have been the hint and I should have turned back. But against better judgment I…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Grand Rapids isn't the ideal legal...

Grand Rapids isn't the ideal legal atmosphere for a club, but if that's where you are, Parkway is the best. Lots of hot, friendly girls and cheap laps, cover, and drinks. The facility itself is…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

Went for football Sunday. they have...

Went for football Sunday. they have good drink specials during the game so we took advantage of that. The place was pretty empty except for a few other dudes that look like they're in their…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Ahh, the parade. I've said it...

Ahh, the parade. I've said it before and I will say it again: every club should have a parade of girls every hour or so. I can't tell you how many times I have been…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Went in on a Tuesday night....

Went in on a Tuesday night. Plenty of girls there. Mixed races - white, AA, Asian, mixed. Each girl selects her song from a jukebox - one song and it is full length. Stage dances…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

Went for football Sunday. they have...

Went for football Sunday. they have good drink specials during the game so we took advantage of that. The place was pretty empty except for a few other dudes that look like they're in their…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

I stopped in late Friday afternoon....

I stopped in late Friday afternoon. I was kind of surprised that I paid no cover charge. There were 8 to 10 customers at the bar. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer,…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

So I swung by here around...

So I swung by here around 7:30 on Friday night. Lots of cars in the lot but they were all next door at Cabaret Royale. Got the VIP cuz I read the previous reviews and…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

I've been here a couple of...

I've been here a couple of times and given the choice between Sammy's (across the street) and Club 10, Club 10 wins hands down. I don't smoke so the smell is a big factor for…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

I've been back a few times...

I've been back a few times since my last review and nothing has changed in the physical lay out of the club, but it did switch to non smoking. The talent the night I visited…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at this club and I was pleasantly surprised at the look and feel of it. It was clean, plenty of stages, cover was only a buck, and more than…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I think they dropped the Silver...

I think they dropped the Silver and just go by The Cricket now. This visit was on a Monday afternoon. No valet parking so saved some money there. Parking is in a…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

I thought the airplane pulling a...

I thought the airplane pulling a banner advertizing the club at Raven's games was a good idea. They advertize you get a free drink with your ticket stub. I like free beer while seeing…

Paradise City

Houston, Texas

This place used to be the...

This place used to be the Blue Sapphire, not sure what it was called before that, but I'm sure it has been a strip club for a while. An old friend said she was…

King Arthur's Lounge

Everett, Massachusetts

I used to go to KA's...

I used to go to KA's at least once a week, but life has intervened to cut that down. I returned after a long absence and was thrilled to find lots of dancers I know…

Teezer'z Lounge

Fairview Township, Pennsylvania

I came here on a Friday...

I came here on a Friday and there was about 5 girls working. Cover is ten bucks. Beer is like 4 bucks . The club is not spectacular but I will say that they have…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Club was not that busy but...

Club was not that busy but it felt relaxed and the decor was nice. There were around five dancers on shift when I was there. Overall they were cute and friendly with a…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

I thought I might try out...

I thought I might try out Ace of Spades. I had not been here in years and would only go to this club during the day. I arrived around 2:00 P.M., valet parked, no cover…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Took my buddies here and we...

Took my buddies here and we decided to go for the VIP special since there were 13 of us. They picked us up in a party bus with a cool driver who played good…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

I think Fannies is getting a...

I think Fannies is getting a little better during the day. The bartender said that thursdays are really good, so I'll probably go in on a Thursday soon. The quality of dancers seems to be…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Arrived at 9 pm on a...

Arrived at 9 pm on a Saturday night. The regular parking lot was full already but there is an ample overflow lot about a block away. Had the "fake" free pass, which isn't a free…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Stopped by here for the first...

Stopped by here for the first time around 12:30PM. The guy at the desk (Rick) explained the process to me. There were about six girls in the back - of which you can choose to…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

new to the phoenix area, herd...

new to the phoenix area, herd there ad on the radio saying the have $1.00 drinks on sunday nights. I walked in, cover was 10 bucks, and yes EVERY drink was a buck! not only…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies can be expensive but offer...

Tootsies can be expensive but offer more. I went three times in the last two days, once in the early evening, then late at night, then again in the early evening. When you walk in, girls…

Divas Bikini Sports Bar and Grill

Houston, Texas

Went to Hi 10 after MNF...

Went to Hi 10 after MNF last night. Club is predominately has predominately black dancers. Cover charge was $10. The girls seem to randomly dance on 3 different stages. They seem…

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San Antonio shoot out.

A man suspected of starting a shootout in a North Side strip club is facing a felony charge. Rudy Cantu, 35, was arrested Thursday at a local hospital where he was seeking treatment for gunshot wounds. He was charged with aggravated…

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Remember RFCookie?

She just did a review on the Columbia Platinum Plus. So I sent her a PM. She is now living in SC and working a few Friday nights at the club. She won the contest.

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WTF?

Was going thru today's reviews and some guy named “Hardmike69” submitted 13 reviews today (all the reviews in his account). WTH? I wonder if he's just recounting a couple of previous months of SCing or just went on a serious

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Ever have a stripper stop when you cum?

I've never seen this discussed before. I'm sittin' in my favorite club and one of friskier girls stops by. We start some LDs and as usual, she's generous with her hands. But before I know it, she's inside my…

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Miss America

I'd love to meet her OTC. The motel would free.

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First time OTC

Well, I had my first OTC experience with a dancer at the club I frequent the most last night. It was pretty awesome. I first met her last Wednesday at the club, and she immediately became my current…

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Deputies: Brooksville[FL] man strikes deputy after being booted from strip club

A Brooksville man upset about being kicked out of a Pasco County strip club was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer Sunday morning after striking and spitting on a deputy, according to authorities. Jeovani Hernandez, 22, of…

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BODY 10; FACE 3

anyone ever deal with a dancer that was a bonafide 10 in the body but just plain ugly in the face? if so , did you get any dances or do VIP with her. ?

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Taking wife to club

Looking to hear experiences others might have had. I have gone to a few clubs over the years and had lots of fun. Got remarried and my new wife is a lot more adventurous. I have been thinking about taking her…

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Louisville 4 AMer

According to the head of security at the club, the guy tried to drive *over* somebody's car. BAN, confiscate and destroy all HUMMERS! http://www.wdrb.com/story/23435168/man-arrested-following-bar-brawl-in-adult-club-parking-lot SHIVELY, Ky. (WDRB) -- Police say one man has been arrested and three people were taken to the…

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With all these mass shootings on military bases...

First Ft. Hood. Now the Washington ship yard. I think it is time to BAN GUNS FROM THE MILITARY! It's the ONLY COMMON SENSE thing to do!

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Columbia SC ghetto strip club shooting.

Shots fired at Richland County strip club September 15, 2013 By Allen Wallace A dispute between a bouncer and a customer outside a St. Andrews-area strip club ended in gunfire early Sunday morning. The security guard told Richland County Sheriff's deputies…

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Dancers that will do CFS but not BBBJ

So far I have run into 3 at my favorite extras club. The first two told me that they just couldn't handle cum in their mouths. The third was last week and she really didn't give me a reason. I…

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Do we actually have a moderator now????

Just checked in on one of thr discussion threads I posted in and noticed all my posts in that thread were deleted. Is there some actual moderation going? Did alucard finally get his voice heard and his demands met? Getting…

Rickey's on State

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I had a great time when...

I had a great time when I visited earlier this summer. Had a sexy girl sit a chat for awhile until she need =ed to do her stage show. It was great she used the…

Cellar

Joliet, Illinois

Here is my most recent update...

Here is my most recent update for the Cellar. The place is still run down and dirty. Also, people are still smoking in the club. No big updates have been made,except they put the pool…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped by Og's this past...

I stopped by Og's this past Tuesday afternoon. I have been coming here for many years, and some things never change. This place has been nearly empty most early afternoons and mornings for a very…

Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club

Billings, Montana

This is a neighborhood bar, with...

This is a neighborhood bar, with a backroom having a stage and attached private dance area. Things are supposed to get going at 6:00, but when I arrived at 8:00, the backroom manager had…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

I came into Carl's about 6:30....

I came into Carl's about 6:30. As on previous early evening visits, Darcy (lovely blonde with a tall, beautiful body) was holding court at the bar. Even though I had only been there…

Lanie's Bar

Bury, England

This place is an hour's drive...

This place is an hour's drive from I-90, and real hard to find in the dark. Once you get there, it's a hoot. The place is run by an older woman, who is…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

After a disappointment at another club...

After a disappointment at another club in the area my friends and I decided to go try old faithful scores. The drinks are pricey and the women are hot. Decided to get a lap dance…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This place was anything but heavenly....

This place was anything but heavenly. We arrived after 10 pm and we're intrigued because the girls didn't get topless on stage. Once we got past that we realized the beers were cheap so what…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

In town for work, and I...

In town for work, and I arrived a day early to check out SF. Decided to swing by CH in the early afternoon after having some good luck there in years past. Very light lineup,…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

They've changed the interior since my...

They've changed the interior since my last visit, the 3 level stage is now gone and now there's one large stage with 4 poles, looks a lot better with more stage seating a definite improvement…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This is probably the best option...

This is probably the best option in Minneapolis if you want to go clubbing during the day time. I would pass on evenings and go to Downtown Cabaret which has more girls, better looking folks…

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Stopped in here on two different...

Stopped in here on two different nights recently. The first night there wer only 2 dancers, but both quite attractive. The normal couch dances were $25 and was told two VIP options, one…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

My first time here in about...

My first time here in about 5 years or so I got to say from what I seen I'm surprised Tuxedos is even still in business. I was pretty much a regular back in the…

Misty's Cafe

Barrie, Ontario

Barrie is a small town in...

Barrie is a small town in Ontario, was passing through and saw the sign, decided to pop in. Just like how a small town strip bar would look, nothing fancy, definitely no Vegas type girls…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Was traveling to atlanta and staying...

Was traveling to atlanta and staying downtown so thought I'd check this out. Wow -- it is huge inside! Actually, I accidently walked into the VIP "bar" but the bartender was really cool about it…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place is the supercenter of...

This place is the supercenter of SCs. About 5x the size of Sp. Rhino and likely 10x+ your local neighborhood club. Multiple bars... One in front, back, and off in a side room where there…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by the FC, alone, once...

Stopped by the FC, alone, once again, this time about 8:00pm. The club has a much different vibe at night. I'm usually an afternoon customer, but got the night off. There are many girls to…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I found this spot while I...

I found this spot while I was at Black Bike Week during Memorial Day Weekend. I was not happy with the $30 cover and even more unhappy that the spot was BYOB. Club was…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Showed up around 10pm Cover was $27...

Showed up around 10pm Cover was $27 or $60 for access to all 3 floors and 2 "free" dances. I payed $60 as that made my entrance only $20. Main floor is good sized. Tables with…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

I was a bit surprised to...

I was a bit surprised to find a strip club in the heart of Springfield near big businesses such as Kmart, Giant, KFC and CVS but nonetheles I was happy that I found a spot…

Bobbi's VIP Room

Springfield, Oregon

Let me start by saying that...

Let me start by saying that normally, me and my wife kinda like seedy, divey places, and this place had always struck us as a tad more of a gentleman's club thing. But, a group…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

This is a review based off...

This is a review based off of two visits on two separate Saturday nights I made at the end of August and the beginning of September of 2013. Prior to this I had made only one…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I was pleasantly surprised at the...

I was pleasantly surprised at the amount and quality of dancers on hand for lunch on a Monday. Dances were $10 so you could get quite a few dances ! The quality of…

Rick's Sporting Saloon

New Orleans, Louisiana

As im enjoying my time here...

As im enjoying my time here in the nola area I needed a place on bourban street that was hosting the fight and this was the only place holding the fight not even any bars…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

I regret stepping foot in this...

I regret stepping foot in this place and wasting my $7 on a beer the decor sucks.. the dancers looked drugged out and pushy. As soon as I sat down 2 nasty ass dancers pushed…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Pulled into this club during a...

Pulled into this club during a rain storm. If read reviews and had just been up to the place down the road right before that. The club was small, lots of low life's…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I found this place saw...

I found this place saw all the amazing reviews and had to check this place out for myself. Let me tell you, the reviews dont lie. This is undoubtedly THE BEST strip club i…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

This by far is the best...

This by far is the best strip club on bourbon st. Walked in no cover around 830 walked in and noticed all the dancers wear cocktail dresses. .club has a real upscale vibe to it.. couple…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in Baltimore area, always pays a visit when i am around Baltimore. Even though club is in secluded area Parking is welll lit. Club is closed on Monday now. There is…

Madonas

Tijuana, Baja California

I have been a frequent traveler...

I have been a frequent traveler to TJ but never tried out Madonas until now. It was a Friday at about 9 PM and a barker on the street pointed the way to it from…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Since this club is one of...

Since this club is one of the closest, I thought I would give it a quick look right after opening on Saturday afternoon. I was hoping to get lucky and see some talent for a…

La-La's Gentlemens Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Recently at Oh La La’s a...

Recently at Oh La La’s a somewhat disappointing stop, was in during the week later at night and the action was slow, only about 4 girls working and 6 customers, non really “caught my…

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Bock, Minnesota

My wife and I stopped in...

My wife and I stopped in on our way to the casino and despite our expectations had a great time. When you first walk in there is a full bar which is seperate from…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

My first time at this particular...

My first time at this particular club, was actually in route to Playhouse lounge when I remembered this club on seeing sign for West Deptford on rt 295, and figured I would stop by, the…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Checked out BNL on Saturday after...

Checked out BNL on Saturday after about 1:30am. It was more crowded than usual which is a good sign as I have been there when it's not busy and the same 3 girls will make…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

This used to be a favorite...

This used to be a favorite haunt of mine, stopped by for the first time in at least a year recently, fairly full house, probably 30 customers+ and 15 + girls working. Girls were…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Came here on a Thursday night...

Came here on a Thursday night for the amateur contest. I was pleasantly surprised - it's a very nice club! Very large, and dimly lit, but nicely appointed. Everything looks well maintained and well taken…

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, Texas

This is a place to go...

This is a place to go if you want your money to go a long way. The girls are great at showing you a good time for the dances. You have to pace them or…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Great time. Good looking girls willing...

Great time. Good looking girls willing to do almost anything for a tip. Would recommend for anyone in the area looking for a good time. The weekend it is a little packed with bachelor parties ect.…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

After driving past this place for...

After driving past this place for the last year or so my wife and I decided to drop in and check it out. It was free cover, so you can't beat that. We showed up…

Angels

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Went here after being disappointed in...

Went here after being disappointed in some of the other go-gos in the area. Not the greatest neighborhood and was patted down at the door, which apparently is a thing in this area. Anyways got…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Been here a few times. LIke...

Been here a few times. LIke other clubs in the area, there's a metal detector at the door, which caught me off guard at first. The bartenders tend to look pretty nice and they have…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Went on an afternoon and was...

Went on an afternoon and was surprised how busy it was. The bartenders were hot which is always a plus. Mostly white and Asian girls, which I like since I'm usually looking for white girls.…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Been to this place a few...

Been to this place a few times both in the afternoon and at night. Wide range of girls (white, black, Asian) but none of them are old or fat which is fantastic. They all have…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

It's located in an industrial area,...

It's located in an industrial area, which seems to be par for the course in this area. Found the place and walked into what seemed like a neighborhood trucker/dive bar. Most older out of shape…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I've been a few times and...

I've been a few times and always have a good time. Staff is friendly...some pressure to buy dancers drinks but not bad. Nude dances are $40 for three songs and have been great. The…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

Located in an industrial area, but...

Located in an industrial area, but there are about 3 other similar places within blocks from this one. I hadn't been to a place like this before, but it's interesting. There's an attendant who was…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

You have to pay to park...

You have to pay to park in a lot that's just off the highway which is rare for this area and frankly just adding to how much it costs. This place went back to being…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Been here a few times and...

Been here a few times and had mostly good experiences. Drinks aren't that overpriced and with the talent on display, frequently worth having more than one. All the girls I've seen have been in pretty…

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The best simplist way to understand and overcome the challenges of the strip clu

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x933pi_why-i-stopped-going-to-strip-clubs_redband I was browsing the web looking for strip club videos (hey don't judge me) since regular porn just isn't doing it (still don't wack off) and stumbled upon this video. Now granted it is telling the details of why the…

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It was like...like looking at a train wreck

She was so ugly, yet I couldn't look away. It was like looking at a wreck. She did her two song set on stage and I watched her. She was a painfully thin AA dancer with nearly flat breasts, well-defined…

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I should have known this

Talking to a dancer yesterday. She told me a lot of even the common stuff (e.g. motor boating) done during LD would be considered illegal to LE. She said almost all dancers could receive a citation at anytime…

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Cops and their guns!

Ban cops with guns! http://nypost.com/2013/09/15/cops-accidentally-shoot-two-bystanders-while-trying-to-subdue-man/

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Waitress in Pink Pony ATL sucks

after reading shadowcat's discussion about being ripped off by a waitress, I remembered my terrible experience with waitress in Pink Pony ATL. I ordered a beer and only had a little and left for restroom. when I came back, it…

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Football Quiz for the Hardcore

On football Sunday a question/quiz. Name the quarterback who NEVER EVER lost a football game during his High School & University playing days? And won a Championship for his team during his rookie professional season & was ALSO MVP of the…

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How many strip clubs have you been kicked out of?

It seems I only get kicked out of SC for no reason normally. Twice I was kicked out because girl kept adding on charges way passed the VIP value after the VIP service. I didn't pay all…

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Taxi cabs that don't go to the strip clubs

Any experienced this? I have experienced a couple of times and don't really know how to respond. One guy was really muslim religious. He just said, I can't drop you at the club. Most of the…

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Almost touched it

One of the most frustrating kinds of dances is when the dancer is willing to grind on you a bit and give you a moderately high-mileage dance, but she is also a bit of a tease. What is a tease,…

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Hungry?

http://www.fieldandstream.com/articles/hunting/2013/09/recipe-braised-squirrel-bacon-mushrooms-and-pinot-noir

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O.k. I was suckered:-)

After more than 25 years of playing with dancers I fell for the " I can't pay my rent" story. WE all know the drill" My roommate lost her job and the rent is due and we are going…

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Does TUSCL need an exorcism?

Check out the HAWT teen exorcists at www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk65kdAVNXI I'd let the redhead exorcise me all night long my brothers!

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Marriage For The PL

A comment about mail order brides by @Rod8432 in another thread brought to mind the below excerpt from a blog that sums up the practice IMO. Have any of you ever consider such an arrangement? “We all know that opportunistic…

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Grand Theft Auto--Now with More Strippers

http://www.gamepur.com/news/12061-topless-strippers-gta-v-have-extended-role-gameplay-mechanics-detailed-leak.html GTA V will have more strippers. But what I want is a game with nothing but strippers.

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Does the ABSENCE of extras influence your club rating?

I noticed that a number of the top rated TUSCL clubs are NOT known for extras (at least according to the reviews). I know that a number of factors contribute to a club rating (e.g., attractiveness of the dancers, good…

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4 All those members that just cant figure this shit out

Ok I use this simple idea not just in strip clubs but in every place I go and yes that even means church and KFC, oooo and dont forget the bus stop....look getting pay4play as we call it is like…

Google This! Cell Phones and Strip Clubs

Technology is moving forward at the speed of light, no doubt about it. With all the gadgets and gizmos that one can purchase for either business or pleasure (no I don't mean vibrators) in terms of phones or computers; it can make it somewhat distracting just keeping an eye on things while at a strip club. This is a recent phenomenon that I have noticed cropping up within the last two to three years now that cell phones are more prevalent. I have even had clients that I no longer choose to dance for simply because I feel that I wish to be the center of attention while with them. They just can't seem to peel themselves away from their…

Ban and Confiscate All Guns!

So, let's assume for a moment that we live in some sort of fantasy world where any of this is even remotely possible. What exactly would it take to "ban and confiscate all guns"? First, let's talk about the United States, which has that pesky Constitution to deal with. It *is* possible, technically, to repeal any Amendment to the Constitution, including the 2nd, by passing another one. Consider the 18th and 21st Amendments. How exactly is the Constitution amended? The first step is to actually propose an Amendment, which can be done in one of two ways (arguably three, but only two are explicitly specified in the Constitution itself, so I'll stick to those). The…

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Customer drug use

I grew up in the sixties and saw the emergence of the white middle class drug culture. In 1965 I sat at a table in a public cafeteria with a pound of marijuana shot glasses and baggies and packaged nickel…

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Follies waitress pisses me off

So I'm sitting at my favorite table around 4:30 this afternoon. A table that I had occupied since the club opened at 1PM. As usual for that time of day, the club was standing room only. This waitress that I…

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Ever get tired of clubbing

As I prepare to head out to a SC I ask myself ....why? The obvious reasons are to have my hands on young women, to be aroused , to have sex. But then I think of the cost and…

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Six arrested on prostitution charges following sting at West Deptford[NJ] strip

WEST DEPTFORD — Six women were arrested and charged with engaging in prostitution after a multi-agency sting revealed several employees of the Club Champagne strip club were allegedly acting as prostitutes. According to Acting Police Chief Samuel DiSimone, the arrests were…

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VIP tip

I've considering getting a VIP session (possible handjob) from my favorite dancer. I never used the VIP room. The price is $180 for 20mins. What do you think would be an appropriate tip? thanks

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An Afternoon of Accidental Golden Showers(Or The Civie Gal With A Good Sense of

It was a Friday afternoon in early September. Out here in Southern California, that means it's hot. I was lounging at the pool when I got a call from this gal. Now, her and I…

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Miley Cyrus

For all you pervs out there. :) http://slashnude.com/photo/?f=1/miley-cyrus-nude-to-bottom-in-wrecking-ball-music-video-8357-8.jpg http://slashnude.com/t/?miley-cyrus-nude-to-bottom-in-wrecking-ball-music-video-8357

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San Antonio news.

A security guard fired three shots at a car that tried to run him down at a Northeast Side strip club early today following a run-in with three patrons. The guard, 41, wasn't seriously hurt. The car drove away, and it…

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This is why I don't read many reviews

I've said before that I rarely read many reviews. From time to time, I glance at the reviews from several clubs I attend. But this is one from I club I've never been to. "I think some real mileage can…

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no aliases from juice yesterday

Did anybody notice that bigtuna nor any of juice's other aliases logged in yesterday and posted? That is just more proof in the pudding that all they are all tied together. Founder please work on something to eliminate this spamming…

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Ballz

So me and Alturd was exchanging pleasentries and it went a little something like dis ! Alturd: so juice if I had nuts on a wall would that be called wallnuts ? Juice: yes drac baby it would Alturd: so then if I…

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$6 Blow Jobs

The Detroit Hustler Club had this offer on its Facebook page: "$6 Slippery Nipples, Blow Jobs & Silk Panties!" You can imagine my chagrin when, having raced to the club at 80 miles an hour, I learned that these were…

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Review Length

Some posts lately about BS reviews or worthless reveiws. But what about a review that takes 30 mins to read and has 10 chapters and an index? I appreciate the effort for that kind of review but how…

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to the customers who dislike tattoos on dancers

What area do you live in? What is your age range? Do you dislike all tattoos on women or just certain kinds of tattoos and on certain parts of the body? I am just…

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Personal Messages from Alqueer

"Fuck you Ass whole" Love you2 dacqueer

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Look what happens when you legalize prostitution and marijuana.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/26/netherlands-prisons-close--lack-of-criminals-_n_3503721.html

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Friday the Thirteenth

Anyone have problems on Friday the 13ths? Are you superstitious? I'm not superstitious, but I do own a Black cat. LOL Have NEVER had any bad luck on these days.

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420 users

Say ya !!!!

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Ass Play

How many fellow tusclers get off when a dancer sticks her fingers up your Ass while delevering a blow job ?.....it makes me cum so hard and fast

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What is the funniest shit a girl ever said to you while you was fuckin ! ?

A girl once told me i sure did know how to toss a girl sum Dick ! Lol ! That shit was tucking funny hunny !

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Mayorial Candidate promises to give up strip clubs

http://www.startribune.com/politics/blogs/223541511.html Minneapolis Mayorial candidate Jeff Wagner appears in a campaign ad half-naked emerging from a swim to proclaim: "I will not take money from the developers. I will not take money from the political angle. I will not even go to…

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dancer's salary

Just curious how much do dancers usually make out of a $20 dance plus tip. Do they give the club half of what they make at tipout? I realize it varies from clubs.

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G.I. Commando

Another clothing discussion. This time about the undergarments...or lack there of. I was at a point in the strip club when I thought I could look professional with a polo shirt and some dark blue thin striped slacks (had a…

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What the heck ?? Clubs listed as nude and are really just topless

So had my business day in toledo and thought I would check out some of Toledo's NUDE clubs. Well after looking at tuscl list I had my plan. Sadly every club listed as nude is really just…

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Did Miley Cruse invent twerking.

I have seen twerking for many years but never saw a name attached to it until she did it at the MVA awards. So I did a little digging. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/12/celebrities-twerking_n_3909261.html

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innies vs outies vag preference?

Any preference at what you like down there? Watching porn I like the innies but in real life I take what I can get lol

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Cherry Pie

I must've heard Cherry Pie by Warrant a million and one times inside of the strip club. Comedians have bits and schtick about this song. Is Cherry Pie overrated and played out or a classic strip…

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What do you like in a stage show?

I realize some of you don't give a fuck about the stageshow, but I personally love the stageshow. Sometimes I'll just tip girls all night and not get any dances. In fact I won't do a dance with a girl…

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Strippers are protected by labor laws, judge says

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101024767 Rick's Cabaret lost because they classified strippers as independent contractors but treated them as employees. The judge found "the list of rules Rick's laid down could be described as "micromanagement." Among the dos and don'ts detailed in the company's pamphlet of "Entertainer…

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Fucked up things we hear

Her: [after we had been speaking for some time] You sound like a good Dad. Me: I try to be, but if I was really that good I wouldn't spend so much time in these fucking places. [I say with…

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Athletic Shorts

I'm aware that there is a spectrum of clothes that can be worn to strip clubs that goes from worse to best. On the low end of the scale would be jeans and any other harder-type clothing that will crush…

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Boobs

Do dancers ever lie to you about their boob size? I had several that told me they had D size boobs and they seemed like a big B or small C. My brothers ex wife had a friend that was…

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The Split Piss

Ahh, The Split Piss. Usually it happens after busting a nut. You've got to piss and your dick starts shooting everywhere but where you aim. Last Friday at the sc, after handling some business with…

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Where was she when I was in the military?

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/09/11/miss-kansas-is-deer-hunting-tattoo-wearing-seargent-in-us-army/?intcmp=features

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News article with videos about Atlanta'a famous Clermont Lounge.

http://starcasm.net/archives/242365

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bigger tits

do bigger tits translate into bigger $$. are dancers jealous of the big titty girls ???

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Is Founder Juice ?

Hope I'm not going to fair heir but, is it possible ?

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Founder does a damn good job

Founder does a damn good job of running a good site....I mean he dosent monatior it like yoda and those pussies over on stripperweb do...he let's the boys be boys but when pure shit is on the site he takes…

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BlankSpace has been deleted.

Apparently Founder has been paying attention. Bravo!

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The Peppermint Hippo

The Peppermint Hippo is now my favorite strip club: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CY3zqjXE6Q

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9/11/2001: 12 years Later

Have we learned the lessons of that day and how events & decisions led up to it in the 12 years since? I wonder.

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To the dancers that read TUSCL

What do you think of the reviews that you read? And you know that I mean the serious one's not the BS reviews. I can tell the reviews that are given just for membership and the angry one's targeting an…

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strip clubs in green bay wi.

hi I see this web site lists only one sc in green bay. there was three? does any one know what happened to the BODYSHOP & CENTERFOLDS ? these two sc are no longer listed for the green bay area,…

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PSA: Shorting RICK Stock

For anyone looking to short RICK stock it appears that Fidelity is able to lend shares, but you will need to pay interest. (I am personally long 2000 shares, at the moment, and looking to add 2000 more if it…

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So did ya hear!

Colorado recalls gun ban enthusiasts!

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First dance of the night

Over the weekend, I was at the club waiting to hook up with my CF. No sign of her in the house so I'm just about ready to pull the plug and call it a night when I'm squeezed from…

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A public service for rickdugan...

Rick my friend...your post: commented 20 Hours Ago "Interesting Zipman. You're neck deep in troll activity all over this board, yet whine when you are the subject of the trolling? Idk what to say dude. I guess trolls are only amusing to…

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To Haggle or Not To Haggle

I've been there. You've been there. We've all been there. We're at the sc chatting up a dime and all the puzzle pieces are coming together, and she asks you about the VIP. Or…

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i have a confession

I am the master mind behind Troll_Defense_HQ Juice crew 4 Life !

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Strippers And Horses

My new found pastime of texting with my Toronto sweetie is eliciting much info about her that is totally new to me; e.g. her passion for horses. She regularly visits a stable outside of Toronto for recreational rides with her…