Playmates Cabaret
Closed
9605 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

After driving past this place for...

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Sep 16, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

After driving past this place for the last year or so my wife and I decided to drop in and check it out. It was free cover, so you can't beat that. We showed up around 8PM and they still had their happy hour going. They had $2 7oz bottles of Corona or Dos XX. Domestic beers were $3.50. Looks like they had free food of some kind, but I didn't bother to check it out.

It only looked like there were 4-5 girls working when we got there. Most of them were average looking (most in the 5-6 range, one was an 8), they weren't quite as bad as some reviewers have said. Most were on the thicker side, but I wouldn't go as far as to say FAT. Looked like 4 hispanic girls and 1 white girl. However only one of the girls was taking her top off (she had the latex over her nipples), the other girls were just leaving their bikini tops on the entire time on stage. We were there for about an hour and a half and were never approached by any of the girls.

The club itself is pretty run down, looks like a place for average joe blue collar men. Doesn't seem to be any sort of dress code. Type of place you can go into with your work clothes on and nobody seems to mind. Parking was free, it looks like after the other businesses in the shopping center close down you're welcome to park anywhere you want.

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