How many strip clubs have you been kicked out of?

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• galtor2

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  11 years ago

  OK, one time I did throw up on the floor. YEP, you gotta leave.
• ididthisonce

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  11 years ago

  Gator - What alcohol involved?
  
  Ii haven't ever been kicked out. Denied entrance once because I refused to let Harpers in Greensboro scan my driver's license.
• galtor2

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  11 years ago

  On the alcohol, normally vodka and/or beer. A mix of those two.
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  None.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  No, but I got kicked out of kindergarten for masturbating during nap time.
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Every no touch club I enter....
  
  Mohead lol
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  Once, at Good Guys in Georgetown. I made the mistake of leaving my almost full drink on the table when I walked the five feet to the stage to tip. When I got back, it was gone. When I asked the waitress, she told me she thought I'd left.
  
  When I called bullshit and asked her to replace it, she called the bouncer.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  NEVER, but I know how to behave properly in a club under all circumstances.
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Alcurd I'm calling bullshit on you
• gawker

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  11 years ago

  I was with a group after golf at The Masters in Myrtle Beach and after many drinks one of my companions jumped on stage to dance with a stripper. Understandably we were all shown the door.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  ^^^ Intoxication for you!!
• segui

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  11 years ago

  Can you go to the same club that you have been kicked out before? Are you in the blacklist once you were kicked out?
• Lone_Wolf

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  11 years ago

  I can't recall actually being asked to leave a club. I have been cut-off a few times but never outright asked to leave.
• Ironcat

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  11 years ago

  When I was in school at UNC -Chapel Hill I went to a club one afternoon in Raleigh with a bunch of UNC football players who I hung out with (all offensive linemen). We were having a great time and were the only people in the place when in came a group of drunk guys having a bachelor party. They started getting out of hand, grabbing dancers and fighting with the bouncers. So the manager comes out and says "Sorry but we are closing the club - you need to leave". One of my buddies who was an All-American center says "No, we came all the way from Chapel Hill - we aren't leaving" - The manager went over to the bouncers and said a few words and then came back and said "how about if we give you your cover change back plus a case of beer?" - which I quickly accepted figuring it was better than dealing with the cops. Does that count?
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  One time I was at the HiLiter in Phoenix and, as a joke, I told the girls I was txtittyfan. Well what do you know the manager comes over and he tells me if I am txtittyfan I'll have to leave because of all the money girls lost following his financial advice. I tell the manager I was just joking, but he is about to throw me out anyway. So finally I point out txtittyfan out in the parking lot, dressed up like his daughter, and trying to sell patrons who leave $10 BBBJs. That's closest I ever came to getting kicked out!
• Ermita_Nights

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  11 years ago

  I was once out drinking with an off-duty dancer at a civilian bar and she insisted on going to her club. This made no sense to me, I don't go in to my office when I'm not working. We went, she got asked to leave, and I left with her. Does that count?
• juiicebox69

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  11 years ago

  I ben kicked outa all of em !
• juiicebox69

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  11 years ago

  Lol
• DandyDan

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  11 years ago

  I personally have not, but one time, a group of us from work, early on in my time at my job I currently have, went to a club and one of my coworkers was something of a troublemaker and he pissed off a dancer somehow and got escorted out the door, so we all left after that. Probably one more reason not to go with anyone.
• clevelandbrowns69

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  11 years ago

  I once arrived and sat down and saw no one around. The waitress comes over to take a drink order and I tell her not right now until I see some dancers coming out. She told me there was a one drink minimum and I can't stay unless I order something. I told her whatever and left.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Good one Moto. I've never been 86ed out the club.
• Prim0

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  11 years ago

  None...which probably means I'm not pushing the limits enough.
  
  I did however, throw out a few people when I worked as a bouncer.
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  Not even close to being booted. I'm just such a nice guy, you know!
• farmerart

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  11 years ago

  3 times for me.
  
  Once I punched out a customer who was throwing hot loonies at the stage dancer (heating them in a spoon with his cigarette lighter). The guy was a real POS but bouncer kicked me out even though dancer spoke up for me.
  
  Another time I raised hell with bartender about short pour whiskys. For $15 I want the full shot. Bouncer kicked me out.
  
  Third time in Alberta club I went to stage to tip the dancer for excellent stage show. I innocently put my hand on her shoulder and gave her $20 tip. Big no-no in Alberta, touching dancer. Bouncer kicked me out (kinda rough with me too). Learned my lesson about touching stage dancers after that one.
  
• Clackport

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  11 years ago

  Nope. I was there though when my friend got kicked out for following a dancer into the dressing room.