What is the funniest shit a girl ever said to you while you was fuckin ! ?

"Juice only uses one alias on TUSCL!"

For the last time...I'm not juicebox69 !

Thats right cause im juice !

Were you throwing your little coctail weiner down her hallway

Can you change the channel!

Hey T-boy, what you actually heard was, "have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

Lol you guys are fuckin this young buck up...lol shit is to funny

The funniest shit I ever ered was " you like getting balls deep in my pussy don't you"

No Mikey,the chick is a real pro.Once filed her nails and talked to her mom on the phone while I was fucking her.And this is a chick that used to do the worm when I was done with her.

^^^^ Too bad she didn't make you a sandwich too

Wow tumble...either your so small she can't feel anything or your soooo boring she would rather talk to her mom or file her bails than fuck you

crazyjoe +1 LOL.

In indeed shadow Joe Plus 1...LOL

lol, ^^, Funniest I heard was a girl saying she already had 3 orgasms. I didn't believe her but she made me wonder what if she wasn't lying? 3 orgasms in only 15 to 20 minutes? I was thinking is that possible?

"I'm pregnant."

{Someone else's work}

Shad! Please! I'm being nice to you.I can post what she told me about you.How close was that vibrator to your rectum?Something you want to tell us slipperboy?

Fumblingdice - Tell us how it smells and in which drawer you keep it.

a guy told me he didn't mind if i fell asleep while we were doing it, because it used to happen with an old gf.

It is on the front porch with some of her panties and tampons.The new girl saw them and hit the fucking roof.You want it,Brookstone,top of the line. Have at it,she's all yours.

Scat!Now I get it,you were the guy she was vibing when she got caught and got a little time off from work.In the words of Bob Dylan,"How does it feel".

Second OTC, after a water break she was on top (cowgirl) when out of the blue, "I told him I just dance on stage, I don't understand why my boyfriend doesn't trust me."

^^^ Because you are a liar.

^^^^^^

alucard. “You find it FUNNY to mock &/or attack people? You're just like all the other Assholes who do the same thing. It isn't funny, despite you thinking it is.”

he didn’t attack you or anyone else alucard. now take your meds and stfu you hypocritical liar.

I am referring to the dancer dallas702 was quoting. Or CAN'T your microscopic THING neuron figure that out DoctorPhil. [Yes I am MOCKING you since almost every post of yours is an ATTACK on me] LOL

so you think a stripper is subhuman and attacking/mocking her as a liar while pretending to be a white knight savior who bristles at strippers being called lying, thieving whores isn’t hypocritical. tell the your nurse to you need more haldol and stfu dumbass. ROTFLMFAOBYAASAS

Damn, I had to unblock A****** to find out what DrPhil was complaining about. Wish I hadn't.