What is the funniest shit a girl ever said to you while you was fuckin ! ?

25 comments

• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  "Juice only uses one alias on TUSCL!"
• tityboi

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  11 years ago

  For the last time...I'm not juicebox69 !
• juiicebox69

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  11 years ago

  Thats right cause im juice !
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Were you throwing your little coctail weiner down her hallway
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Can you change the channel!
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  Hey T-boy, what you actually heard was, "have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Lol you guys are fuckin this young buck up...lol shit is to funny The funniest shit I ever ered was " you like getting balls deep in my pussy don't you"
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  No Mikey,the chick is a real pro.Once filed her nails and talked to her mom on the phone while I was fucking her.And this is a chick that used to do the worm when I was done with her.
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  ^^^^ Too bad she didn't make you a sandwich too
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Wow tumble...either your so small she can't feel anything or your soooo boring she would rather talk to her mom or file her bails than fuck you
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  crazyjoe +1 LOL.
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  In indeed shadow Joe Plus 1...LOL
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  lol, ^^, Funniest I heard was a girl saying she already had 3 orgasms. I didn't believe her but she made me wonder what if she wasn't lying? 3 orgasms in only 15 to 20 minutes? I was thinking is that possible?
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  "I'm pregnant." {Someone else's work}
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Shad! Please! I'm being nice to you.I can post what she told me about [view link] close was that vibrator to your rectum?Something you want to tell us slipperboy?
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Fumblingdice - Tell us how it smells and in which drawer you keep it.
• carolynne

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  11 years ago

  a guy told me he didn't mind if i fell asleep while we were doing it, because it used to happen with an old gf.
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  It is on the front porch with some of her panties and tampons.The new girl saw them and hit the fucking [view link] want it,Brookstone,top of the line. Have at it,she's all yours.
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Scat!Now I get it,you were the guy she was vibing when she got caught and got a little time off from [view link] the words of Bob Dylan,"How does it feel".
• dallas702

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  11 years ago

  Second OTC, after a water break she was on top (cowgirl) when out of the blue, "I told him I just dance on stage, I don't understand why my boyfriend doesn't trust me."
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  ^^^ Because you are a liar.
• DoctorPhil

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  11 years ago

  ^^^^^^ alucard. “You find it FUNNY to mock &/or attack people? You're just like all the other Assholes who do the same thing. It isn't funny, despite you thinking it is.” [view link] he didn’t attack you or anyone else alucard. now take your meds and stfu you hypocritical liar.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  I am referring to the dancer dallas702 was quoting. Or CAN'T your microscopic THING neuron figure that out DoctorPhil. [Yes I am MOCKING you since almost every post of yours is an ATTACK on me] LOL
• DoctorPhil

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  11 years ago

  so you think a stripper is subhuman and attacking/mocking her as a liar while pretending to be a white knight savior who bristles at strippers being called lying, thieving whores isn’t hypocritical. tell the your nurse to you need more haldol and stfu dumbass. ROTFLMFAOBYAASAS
• dallas702

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  11 years ago

  Damn, I had to unblock A****** to find out what DrPhil was complaining about. Wish I hadn't.