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What is the funniest shit a girl ever said to you while you was fuckin ! ?

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tityboi

A girl once told me i sure did know how to toss a girl sum Dick !

Lol ! That shit was tucking funny hunny !

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Dougster

"Juice only uses one alias on TUSCL!"

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tityboi

For the last time...I'm not juicebox69 !

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juiicebox69

Thats right cause im juice !

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crazyjoe

Were you throwing your little coctail weiner down her hallway

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tumblingdice

Can you change the channel!

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mikeya02

Hey T-boy, what you actually heard was, "have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

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BigTuna1

Lol you guys are fuckin this young buck up...lol shit is to funny

The funniest shit I ever ered was " you like getting balls deep in my pussy don't you"

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tumblingdice

No Mikey,the chick is a real pro.Once filed her nails and talked to her mom on the phone while I was fucking her.And this is a chick that used to do the worm when I was done with her.

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mikeya02

^^^^ Too bad she didn't make you a sandwich too

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crazyjoe

Wow tumble...either your so small she can't feel anything or your soooo boring she would rather talk to her mom or file her bails than fuck you

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shadowcat

crazyjoe +1 LOL.

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BigTuna1

In indeed shadow Joe Plus 1...LOL

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sharkhunter

lol, ^^, Funniest I heard was a girl saying she already had 3 orgasms. I didn't believe her but she made me wonder what if she wasn't lying? 3 orgasms in only 15 to 20 minutes? I was thinking is that possible?

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Alucard

"I'm pregnant."

{Someone else's work}

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tumblingdice

Shad! Please! I'm being nice to you.I can post what she told me about you.How close was that vibrator to your rectum?Something you want to tell us slipperboy?

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shadowcat

Fumblingdice - Tell us how it smells and in which drawer you keep it.

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carolynne

a guy told me he didn't mind if i fell asleep while we were doing it, because it used to happen with an old gf.

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tumblingdice

It is on the front porch with some of her panties and tampons.The new girl saw them and hit the fucking roof.You want it,Brookstone,top of the line. Have at it,she's all yours.

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tumblingdice

Scat!Now I get it,you were the guy she was vibing when she got caught and got a little time off from work.In the words of Bob Dylan,"How does it feel".

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dallas702

Second OTC, after a water break she was on top (cowgirl) when out of the blue, "I told him I just dance on stage, I don't understand why my boyfriend doesn't trust me."

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Alucard

^^^ Because you are a liar.

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DoctorPhil

^^^^^^

alucard. “You find it FUNNY to mock &/or attack people? You're just like all the other Assholes who do the same thing. It isn't funny, despite you thinking it is.”

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he didn’t attack you or anyone else alucard. now take your meds and stfu you hypocritical liar.

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Alucard

I am referring to the dancer dallas702 was quoting. Or CAN'T your microscopic THING neuron figure that out DoctorPhil. [Yes I am MOCKING you since almost every post of yours is an ATTACK on me] LOL

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DoctorPhil

so you think a stripper is subhuman and attacking/mocking her as a liar while pretending to be a white knight savior who bristles at strippers being called lying, thieving whores isn’t hypocritical. tell the your nurse to you need more haldol and stfu dumbass. ROTFLMFAOBYAASAS

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dallas702

Damn, I had to unblock A****** to find out what DrPhil was complaining about. Wish I hadn't.

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