PH is consistently the best thing...

PH is consistently the best thing going. It's friendly, it's safe, and the girls aim to please. Plus, the private, closed-door dance rooms are just about unmatched anywhere in the country. The girls are almost always enthusiastic about their dances. Prius-like mileage. Closest to GF experience anywhere. For NJ or anywhere else, this is a great place where you'll always have a great time. I've tried to find better, but I can't.

Here's the reality: It's not beautiful, but I didn't come for the decorating. It's clean, not fancy. (A bathroom upgrade would be welcome). Some of the girls are tired, old or fat (or all of the above). But with that out of the way, here's what you'll find at Playhouse: Nice girls who work hard to make sure everyone leaves happy. Some absolute stunners and amazing bodies, but you'll have to be discriminating and skip the low-grade choices. Dancers are mostly Brazilian, which means high mileage. A few Colombians here and there, and a rare American. But you won't find bitchy, smelly Russians / Eastern Europeans who just hold out their hands for money while they robodance.

At least on the day shift, the talent is here to deliver a great time. The very private rooms make that possible. Cameras aren't really an issue. As for the dollar rounds at the bar, at Playhouse you actually get something for your dollar (or more typically, three). The girls give a nice little grind, your hands can roam and it's a good chance to see what to expect in back. It's not just "here, gimme a dollar." The dollar dances are actually enjoyable and part of the whole experience.