I've been pretty tough on the...

I've been pretty tough on the old Traffic Light in recent reviews and for good reason - it hasn't been updated in years, charges the girls $75 tip-outs that translate into $15 "lap dances" (and that's all you get!) and that is way out of step with the Detroit area marketplace, where 20 bucks a song gets you a private dance area and lots of two way action at the very least. There's noopportunity for more intimate fun because the dances are given right out in the open - the best you can hope for here is some good grinding.

And the quality of the dancers is not what you find in other clubs either. Some young, some old, some thick, some skinny, but all only 5's or so. But on my last visit I met two sweethearts who have me craving more. It was a dayshift/nightshift changeover period when I met Azlynne, a half-Filipina cutie who is sexy as Hell and friendly to a fault. We had a few very sensuous dances when I was able to loose myself in some highschool fantasies - ah, if only we were in a room away from the world for a few. And then I met the newby Lindsay - tall with shoulder length dark hair, 19 years old and ready to please. She made it plain she was down for as much fun as we could have without getting us both thrown out.

So I had fun for a change and left only mildly irritated by the club's overpriced dance charge. But seriously, 15 bucks a dance these days for old-fashioned lap dances is pretty hard to sell. They should go back to the $10 dances and then I might become a regular again.