She was so ugly, yet I couldn't look away. It was like looking at a wreck. She did her two song set on stage and I watched her.
She was a painfully thin AA dancer with nearly flat breasts, well-defined arms, and a rock hard stomach. He hair was cut in a short, high-top fade, like an 80's rapper.
As I looked at her, from the waist up, I was looking at a man. God, I want a refund on my cover charge.


Miley Cyrus?