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The Split Piss

SlickSpic
Ahh, The Split Piss. Usually it happens after busting a nut. You've got to piss and your dick starts shooting everywhere but where you aim. Last Friday at the sc, after handling some business with a lovely young lady, I hit the head. Split piss time. At least I didn't miss the toilet.

12 comments

  • tumblingdice
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    11 years ago
    Shit! I thought I was alone.
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    That happens all the time.
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    That happens all the time.
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    That beats the split shits any day
  • Estafador
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    11 years ago
    Happens due to semen residue still hanging between the crack. Gotta wipe that dick thoroughly
  • rediguan
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    11 years ago
    Funniest thing I've read here in a long time. Well done. You are not the only one Slick.
  • georgmicrodong
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    11 years ago
    Reminds me of the scene in "Me, Myself and Irene".
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    If Roseann Roseannadanna had a penis, I'm sure she would have done a report on this topic.
  • BigTuna1
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    11 years ago
    I do dis piss to slick
  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    CUMS with the territory!
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    I like that one, Alucard.
  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    ^^^ Thanks. ;) :)
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