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The Split Piss

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SlickSpic
Ahh, The Split Piss. Usually it happens after busting a nut. You've got to piss and your dick starts shooting everywhere but where you aim. Last Friday at the sc, after handling some business with a lovely young lady, I hit the head. Split piss time. At least I didn't miss the toilet.

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tumblingdice
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11 years ago
Shit! I thought I was alone.
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
That happens all the time.
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
That happens all the time.
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
That beats the split shits any day
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Estafador
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11 years ago
Happens due to semen residue still hanging between the crack. Gotta wipe that dick thoroughly
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rediguan
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11 years ago
Funniest thing I've read here in a long time. Well done. You are not the only one Slick.
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georgmicrodong
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11 years ago
Reminds me of the scene in "Me, Myself and Irene".
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ilbbaicnl
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11 years ago
If Roseann Roseannadanna had a penis, I'm sure she would have done a report on this topic.
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BigTuna1
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11 years ago
I do dis piss to slick
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Alucard
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11 years ago
CUMS with the territory!
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SlickSpic
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11 years ago
I like that one, Alucard.
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Alucard
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11 years ago
^^^ Thanks. ;) :)
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