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12 yrs ago · 1 min read
Ahh, The Split Piss. Usually it happens after busting a nut. You've got to piss and your dick starts shooting everywhere but where you aim. Last Friday at the sc, after handling some business with a lovely young lady, I hit the head. Split piss time. At least I didn't miss the toilet.
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Shit! I thought I was alone.
That happens all the time.
That happens all the time.
That beats the split shits any day
Happens due to semen residue still hanging between the crack. Gotta wipe that dick thoroughly
Funniest thing I've read here in a long time. Well done. You are not the only one Slick.
Reminds me of the scene in "Me, Myself and Irene".
If Roseann Roseannadanna had a penis, I'm sure she would have done a report on this topic.
I do dis piss to slick
CUMS with the territory!
I like that one, Alucard.
^^^ Thanks. ;) :)
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