Strippers And Horses

Hey Art, how would you like it if you went to an ASM and the Korean masseuse told you how much she liked eating dog? :)

Art, I feel you about women riding horses. My CF rides jumpers and when she straddles me, she seems to do it with more force than most chicks.

Not to one up you Art, but I've had the opportunity to eat both Pegasus and Unicorn steaks-The flavor is both legendary and mythical.

My favorites don't even return my texts. Now I am jealous of horse meat tenderloin, other peoples favorites and Europe.

I knew a stripper who was also a horse breeder, had her own stable. You generally were limited to only squeezing one of her butt cheeks. The one she hadn't been thrown on recently by a horse she was saddle breaking.

Who here didn't know it was all about horse cock?

Here in Seattle, a lot of dancers have or ride horses. Perhaps one reason is that one of the partners of a now-closed chain of four strip clubs was big into horses. He had 40 acres with horse stables, and beautiful equestrian facilities (I've been on the property a few times). Whenever he met a pretty girl riding or boarding her horse on his property he'd entice her with, "Hey, how'd you like to work at my strip clubs?" He recruited a lot of dancers that way.

I would think horse could be found anywhere in Quebec.

I had a horse-meat steak for dinner tonight and there is still a bit between my teeth.

My CF gushes over her little Pekinese. I wonder what she would think of Korean dishes featuring dog?

My CF gushes over my Trouser Schnauzer.

art, your Toronto sweetie sounds like she is making inroads to your heart. Not that that is a bad thing. But keep your eyes wide open. Lucky you for finding a girl that likes to ride both kinds of mounts.

If Art looks like John Elway, he's got it made.

@farmerart - telling a girl you like to eat horses is the equivalent of telling someone you think that the NYC skyline was greatly improved after the events of 9-11.

One of my friends (21 I believe) owns a leather company and makes all sorts of leather goods. I always joke with him saying "he kills little girls dreams" whenevr we talk Bout his pony skin belts.

@shadowcat,

I have eaten dog. It was nothing memorable. Any special dog taste was drowned by all the seasonings and veggies in the dish. I didn't have a clue until later over beers when the Asian guys that I was with told me exactly what was in my dinner.

@motorhead,

Delighted to see that you remain in fine form.

Whatever you eat, don't eat yellow snow.

I believe I've only met one stripper that was breeding horses.

Well if riding horses improves their "Riding Skills", I'm all for it. LOL

Gee whiz, wish I was a millionaire sitting around eating horse and dog and poking fun at Americans. How cool would I be?

Art, glad to see you posting original content again. Always enjoy reading your posts and comments, whether I agree or not. Missed reading your posts about your clubbing, work, and other interests. Hope to hear from you more frequently.

@mikeya02 -- Hope you're just teasing him and not being serious.

In my experience Art has always been straightforward with his opinions and views. But respectful of other commenters (more than can be said for too many other posters these days).

He's always been open about his $$$ but not boastful. I can't remember him mocking Americans rather than just highlighting cultural differences.

Thanks for the ideas. If I want to get rid of a dancer and she likes cats, I can start talking about how domestic cat tastes different than stray cat. Then ask her if she's ever eaten cat before. I personally haven't eaten any cat but I once worked with someone who did. Then he started talking about weirder stuff and through some odd coincidences, I spooked him a little bit. I could have eaten horse meat in college and not believed it. I once asked what the dish was behind a counter and the guy said horse meat. I thought he was joking but wasn't sure. Everything tasted like crap.

Pussy tastes great. Less filling, too.