Technology is moving forward at the speed of light, no doubt about it. With all the gadgets and gizmos that one can purchase for either business or pleasure (no I don't mean vibrators) in terms of phones or computers; it can make it somewhat distracting just keeping an eye on things while at a strip club.
This is a recent phenomenon that I have noticed cropping up within the last two to three years now that cell phones are more prevalent. I have even had clients that I no longer choose to dance for simply because I feel that I wish to be the center of attention while with them. They just can't seem to peel themselves away from their phones. I realize that business can and does need to be conducted within the paramters of the club when guys come in during lunch breaks. I also realize that as dancers we encounter a variety of guys from a variety of walks of life.
Certainly, one can argue what better place than to choose a gentleman's club to discuss business. However, there are a small number of gentlemen that aren't very mindful in terms of where they are and ALWAYS seem to be attached at the hip with their cellie or even worse, and I am not kidding laptops. I am not speaking of alcohol vendors, either. I have been told by a few gents that they find 'solace' and peace in clubs which arguably early during the day when the doors first open I could somewhat understand.
Even funnier, for me personally, is walking up to the guy that is wearing a bluetooth but you don't see it because he has it on the other side and at first you think that he is talking to himself. I have actually had that one happen a couple of times. It wasn't a big deal, it worked to my advantage though.
What just absolutely makes me laugh out loud is that some men will actually take phone calls while out on the dance floor with the music blaring straight into the phone with such verocity it would be easier for them to be heard taking off from a C-130 aircraft at 3000 ft going skydiving.
The reality is that technology is here to stay, and that is a fact of life lving in the twenty first century. So next time you go to the club, please just try to be polite and do your best to use etiquette. Remember we are here for your entertainment. If we see you constantly on your phones, we are going to take that as a don't disturb sign! We ladies realize that this works both ways. Guys, please note. If you see an absence of ladies or find that the ladies are in the corner with one another on their electronic devices, they too may be sending messages to try and get business in. Like Vince Vaughn said in The Internship, I am on the line!
Happy Lapping!


Avalon - You know that I never bring my cell phone into the club but lets be honest. The violations by the strippers far out weighs those done by customers. In fact it is rare in your club to see a stripper walking around without one.