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From a Recent Review

“… Lap dances are only $5 which was probably the cheapest thing at PinUps but you have to really keep count of the songs. These girls are hustlers and will just spill out an amount at the end. So one…

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Shakespeare & The Slut

This is a tale of an R-O-B Who fooled many pl's but couldn't school me She sat down beside me & gave me a wink Squeezed & teased double D's, saying "What do you think?" I waited a moment & collected my thought  I had…

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Judge Says Exotic Dancers Deserve to Be Paid Minimum Wage

Exotic Dancers Deserve to Be Paid Minimum Wage, Judge Says http://mobile.bloomberg.com/news/2013-09-10/exotic-dancers-deserve-to-be-paid-minimum-wage-judge-says.html Exotic dancers are entitled to be paid minimum wage, a U.S. judge ruled in a lawsuit brought by ex-performers at Rick's Cabaret International Inc. The judge said the strippers shouldn't be considered…

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What we learned last night - DOUBLE BLUFF ANTI-TROLL LOLZ OPERATION

Feeling a great need to slay trolls I set forth trying to discover more about this new troll (Troll_Defense_HQ; TDHQ hereafter) that has joined the board. Some welcomed TDHQ with open arms, but would it prove to be akin to…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

First time I had come to...

First time I had come to Flamingo in several years. The couches are somewhat run down. When I first got in, I was immediately approached by several dancers that were overweight, which I declined. I…

Desires

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I had seen the infamous "Maci"...

I had seen the infamous "Maci" on BP more than a few times and after finally getting hold of her, discovered where she worked at. Anyway, went to Desires to meet her. When I arrived,…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

For a strip club on Boubon...

For a strip club on Boubon St the interior of the club leavs alot to be desired. It is old dirty and cheap but it is on Bourbon St. There is one stage…

Sensations

Cabot, Arkansas

Never been to this club before...

Never been to this club before so I thought I gave it a try. Got lost trying to find the place because gps did not know where the address was at. Call and got good…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

So im from Arkansas, Im so...

So im from Arkansas, Im so tirer of the same Arkansas stipclub so I decided to drive to Memphis strip club. Its only 2 and a half hours away so why not. lol. I decided…

Tropicana Club

Grand Island, Nebraska

Jade is doing her best, as...

Jade is doing her best, as the new manager (owner?) of the club to bring in some new...well....talent. She is thus far not very successful at the talent part. Looks like…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Was at Tootsies about a month...

Was at Tootsies about a month ago on a Sunday night. The club is a lot of fun. Tons of girls of all different shapes,sizes, and nationalities. Best time to go is about 10:45pm when…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Made a recent trip to Hi-liter....

Made a recent trip to Hi-liter. The talent here was ok, it was kind of slow. There was a couple of good ones that I had to wait for. I got a…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

one ofnthebestnin town. the girls were...

one ofnthebestnin town. the girls were very friendly. good rotation on the center stage. drinks are affordable. the VIP area is upstairs, quite lit, lounges for a relaxing and more personal dances. good place to unwind…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

I've been to the harem a...

I've been to the harem a bunch of times on weekends. Honestly it's a great place to extend a night out drinking if the 2am closing times in northern jersey are a bit too early…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Visiting the Bay Area for business...

Visiting the Bay Area for business this week and the SF club reviews seemed to be mixed, so I headed to San Jose. The club was a pleasant surprise as far as dancing goes.…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Stopped by on a Wednesday. They...

Stopped by on a Wednesday. They do $20 lapdances on Wednesday, which usually go for $30. I have been several times and have not notices a difference in quality between the discounted dances on Wednesday…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

This place does not have to...

This place does not have to worry about me ever again. I came here on a Monday night during an the Eagles game and despite there being quite a few cars out in the parking…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

The club is very clean and...

The club is very clean and so are the rest rooms. Been going here off and on for a decade. Like every club, there are high mileage girls and low mileage. YMMV... got 2 dances…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

So I checked out this spot...

So I checked out this spot when I had some time to kill. The club in general was pretty run down and the girls seemed like they wearnt into it. I'm just glad I didn't…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

First off most definitely a...

First off most definitely a diamond in the rough and by all means is it rough. I mean the area is horrible but do your thing, mind your biz, go inside have a…

Club XXX

Portland, Oregon

I was lured into this nude...

I was lured into this nude modeling shack by a magazine listing that advertised $34.99 shows. If this sounds too good to be true in a city where $100 per show tends to be the…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

Femme Nu is the place to...

Femme Nu is the place to go to see a lot of girls! Probably the busiest place in Honolulu. There are always many girls to chose from although most at Hawaiian. Some mainland girls.…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

Went by again after seeing some...

Went by again after seeing some rumbles of nude girls.NOT! Got me for 10 bucks @ the door again, dive joint. This is not a chill spot, lots of security and thugs.Private went nude but had…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

It seems to me that all...

It seems to me that all of the negative reviews for the club are for visits during the night time. This club should have separate review sections for day and night because the difference between…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

I went on a Thursday afternoon...

I went on a Thursday afternoon about 2pm as I had gotten out of work early. The atmospere is decent but the couches in the main area could use an upgrade. Girls ranged from 4-8.…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

This club is very laid back....

This club is very laid back. The girls are fairly good looking and approachable. They have a wide selection of girls, Eastern European ,Canadian, Chinese and Carribean. Many will come and ask for…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to the Blue Moon...

I went to the Blue Moon while in Phoenix most recently. I was surprised because the Blue Moon is usually more recognized for the quality of the dances as opposed to the quality of the…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

The Sundowner is a decent place...

The Sundowner is a decent place for a drink and to visit with scantily clad women. The club featured a good selection of attractive women, mostly in the 7-8 range. The stage performances…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

stop in after not going for...

stop in after not going for awhile as last time talent had dropped off it was a slow Monday but at least there was new dancers. I just wish they were not so spaced…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Fantasies remains, to me anyway, a...

Fantasies remains, to me anyway, a consistent experience. You aren't going to get supermodels, but you will get really friendly down-to-earth girls... eventually. You do have to be patient, and you'll probably have to sort through a…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Business had me down to central...

Business had me down to central Florida so I put Scarlett's on my agenda. Had been almost two years since my last visit. Afternoons are my favorite time to visit as there is much smaller…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, Oregon

Finally have come to the conclusion...

Finally have come to the conclusion that Portland area strip clubs are just that. Plain old strip clubs. Nothing more, nothing less. There are a ton of clubs in the area, all…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Well....the last three trips to the...

Well....the last three trips to the Hugger will be encapsulated in this "review". Disappointing. The girls were all in back or at the bar or with their regulars....could be that on all three occasions there…

Penthouse Club Moscow

Moscow, Russia

Yesterday I have visited the Penthouse...

Yesterday I have visited the Penthouse Club the first time. After paying the entrance fee I had to drop my jacket. I didn't really understood why, but it seems to be a policy there. The…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Players is becoming my new daytime...

Players is becoming my new daytime spot. The club is small but very nice and oddly laid out. Its been described so I won't go into detail. Monday afternoon and the…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

This is a VERY tiny club....

This is a VERY tiny club. Very hard to move in when it's crowded, kinda hinders the dancers from doing their best work... try to pick a corner so you're not in someone's lap. Lots…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

its not a bad chill spot...

its not a bad chill spot but it always has the same dead ass girls went there the other night and saw a jamaican her name was pria she was the baddest dancer when shes…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This review is for a vist...

This review is for a vist that I made a couple of weeks ago. I usually end up hitting the playhouse early in the afternoon, shortly after they open and with only a handful…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to Le Girls for the...

Went to Le Girls for the first time since it's remodel with some friends on Saturday evening. The club was about half full and there were plenty of girls on shift. We went to the…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Right off 40 east of St....

Right off 40 east of St. Louis. This club isn't in the best neighborhood, but I never felt unsafe while there. Security guard present in the parking lot and cameras. Inside of the…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

From the curb, Blue Parrot doesn't...

From the curb, Blue Parrot doesn't look like much. It's a rather small building to house a strip club, but it tries to make up for that by having the private dance area and vip…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I'm normally a late afternoon guy,...

I'm normally a late afternoon guy, but I hit the Cabaret at about 7 pm. The afternoon girls were still there, but the evening girls were also arriving. I've always had fun with…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Club looks like a warehouse from...

Club looks like a warehouse from the outside, and its situated next to a sewage plant. Once inside it is a very nice club. Several poles on one large runway…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

i stopped in here one tuesday...

i stopped in here one tuesday night on the way home, some very hot dancers with some pretty pussies, got a few lap dances- this one hottie italian chick and i really hit it off,…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Parked in the lot. Bouncer...

Parked in the lot. Bouncer tells me its $3 to park and $10 to get in. What a douche move. $3 to park in an open lot with no valet. Anyway,…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

The club opens at 11:30, but...

The club opens at 11:30, but the girls do not come out until noon. They all come out at the same time though, which is nice. There were 13 girls there from perfect…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Recently moved to South Jersey and...

Recently moved to South Jersey and I'm into the urban strip club scene that we have in North Jersey such as Vic's, Slick's and Palace. I'll start by saying this is going to be…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Stopped in Jens on A Wednesday...

Stopped in Jens on A Wednesday afternoon. There was about 10 dancers ranging from a few 3s to a few 8's and everything in between. That's what I like about Jens is the variety…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

Was there in the afternoon, no...

Was there in the afternoon, no one else in the joint. They had to bring a couple of dancers out to me and my buddy. They did not dance, just came up and started talking.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I have been visiting this place...

I have been visiting this place for the last 4 - 5 months. This place is a great value for the money. I visited around 4 in the afternoon and there were a few customers,…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

So, I took off work early...

So, I took off work early and headed over to Deja Vu. It had been quite a while but it always was a friendly place. The music is hip hop and Top 40…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

After a relatively short hiatus from...

After a relatively short hiatus from hitting clubs, I decided to start back at ol' faithful. And boy was it ever the same. The usual Brazilians were in full force, hitting the dollar parade hard…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Been to AW many times now....

Been to AW many times now. So far every experience has been pretty good. The club is in an adult toy shop. There is a $10 door charge paid at the register.…

Club Sinsations

Macon, Georgia

I visited Sinsations last night around...

I visited Sinsations last night around 10pm. The place is rundown and is primarily a black club. I didn't feel unsafe but I was the only white guy in the place. I…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

I have only been the the...

I have only been the the playhouse once. I was traveling across country and decided to stop for the night and was in the mood for some company. The parking lot is huge and well…

Mile High Saloon

Casper, Wyoming

I danced at Racks Gentlemen's...

I danced at Racks Gentlemen's club(also known as Cowboys) off and on for almost 4 years, so I pretty much know the ins and outs of the club. They are at this time remodeling,…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Came into town for work and...

Came into town for work and having stopped at diamond dolls last time, I giggled I would hang out at a new place for a little while. Settled upon booby trap. It looked like…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I got there and paid the...

I got there and paid the normal cover charge and entered. I have reviewed this club before, and will mention again that it is a very large and nice club. There are girls everywhere, and…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to the Blue Moon a...

Went to the Blue Moon a little over a week ago in the day and Robert was not working there was a new guy named Kevin,friendly. There was a lot of girls. Candy, Clover, Princess,…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

The Dome is located off a...

The Dome is located off a rural back road with plenty of parking. I was there on a Friday night. Smoking is allowed in the club, so if smoke bothers you this is…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

This place is now called the...

This place is now called the Key Club, and it's mostly an after hours place. I've driven by a number of times since it changed and there appears to be nothing going on before…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

sigh... Well this use to...

sigh... Well this use to be one of my most favorite places to go but it really as fallen off... I mean they have to compete with St. James down the street which…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

I've been wanting to try this...

I've been wanting to try this club on a Thursday because of the 1/2 hour VIP dances offered at a $100. I don't believe a better deal exist in the grater LA area. Of course…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

This place exceeded my expectations. This...

This place exceeded my expectations. This area outside AC is not very "pleasant", regardless of the name of the town! So when I walked up to the door I was expecting a dive.…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Told my mate take me rhino...

Told my mate take me rhino n he took me here instead. And was a great decision. Have been to vegas many times with different friends and none of us had really heard of it.…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

This is my 3rd visit to...

This is my 3rd visit to this club downtown. Was actually hoping to run into a dancer from my last visit who actually danced around the corner at another strip club. The place was pretty…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Bridgeton, New Jersey

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon,...

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon, three other guys at the bar. There were only two black chicks dancing, one was a 6, the other a 7. One of the girls would finish her set…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

In Portland for some R&R and...

In Portland for some R&R and went to Casa Diablo . Been before, as I couldn't resist a Vegan Strip Club, but I enjoyed this visit much better. The major issue I have with CD…

King Of Diamonds

Miami, Florida

Me and my fiance came here...

Me and my fiance came here one night after leaving the worst strip club I have ever been to. It was a friday night around 11 and surprisingly there were not that many people there.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to Cheetah's for the...

I went to Cheetah's for the first time early Saturday afternoon. Drove in to a large empty parking lot. Low cover during the day. The club is clean and very comfortable. The…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

I was back in Lexington on...

I was back in Lexington on a Thursday night so I had to pay another visit to this club. Thursdays are typically a special event night and this night it was “Are you smarter…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I pulled into a barely paved...

I pulled into a barely paved parking lot, in front of a low one story cinder block building, and wondered why this place consistently got good reviews. I walked in, to a long dark room,…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in for the first time...

Stopped in for the first time on a Friday about 7:30 there was no cover, I guess till 9:00. Took a seat at bar which is in the center of the club with…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

I swore I would never come...

I swore I would never come back to Diva’s but I heard they were under new management so I gave them another try. The club looks exactly the same inside which is a below…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

This place was reasonably nice. I've...

This place was reasonably nice. I've only ever been to a couple of strip clubs, so I don't have a lot to compare to. The parking lot was well lit, and the music inside wasn't…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is a great looking facility...

This is a great looking facility in an industrial section of Northeast Philadelphia. It seems perfectly safe. I parked on the street and walked in to be greeted by a friendly receptionist, and led into…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

The old saying, bad on the...

The old saying, bad on the outside - good on the inside applies to this club. It is adjacent to a run-down motel on Rt 73, just east of Rt 130. It is…

Club 35

Fredonia, New York

Stopped in here last...

Stopped in here last tuesday night for the first time ever. Buddy recommended this place as he has stopped in here a few times after seeing it driving his truck. It was…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Brandy's is a very high class...

Brandy's is a very high class club, very posh and well laid out. Everything - and from all appearances everyone - is clean. Staff is professional and courteous. The night I stopped by the place…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Stopped by Mario's for the first...

Stopped by Mario's for the first time in a year or so. Layout hasn't changed. Afternoon plenty of parking and no cover. For a Mass club this is as good as…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

This is by far my favorite...

This is by far my favorite place when I'm in Indy. The place itself is OK, but nothing to write home about. There are several large screen TVs playing sports. I used to go there…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I've never not ad a good...

I've never not ad a good time here. You just know hw to pick your girls. The bed dances are genius and most of the girls know how to work it. Above…

Sassy Kats Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I wish I could give this...

I wish I could give this place an accurate review, but when I visited Indy last month, I couldn't find it. I cruised through the area the address was listed in -- no signage, no…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I was up in the Baltimore...

I was up in the Baltimore area after dropping off people at BWI, and swung by here on a Tuesday afternoon around 3 pm. I'd probably try again, but I was definitely there during…

Club XXX

Portland, Oregon

This is not a strip club....

This is not a strip club. It's a small house with a small parking area in the rear. You ring the front doorbell, and one of the two "models" answered and let me in. The…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

It may not be impressive lookwise,...

It may not be impressive lookwise, but the value Hip Hugger is awesome. I've never been to club like it! I've been to Casa Diablo in Portland, I thought that was the best, but Hip…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in on a Fri night....

Stopped in on a Fri night. Pretty packed house and looked to be about 15 or so dancers. All were in the 5-7 range , with the exception of perhaps the most non descript strippers…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

This club continues to surprise me....

This club continues to surprise me. This time there were even more great-looking dancers than i saw in previous visits. Club is still shabby with an at times surly or diffident staff.…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

This was my third of fourth...

This was my third of fourth visit to 4 Play. This particular visit was on a Sunday night. Arrived around 8:30 and stayed until around 12:30. In my prior reviews, I concluded…

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Financial Paradox

Why do you guys think that certain poorer cities with less money and wealth have such a huge option for SCs and even expensive LDs and vip rooms. Like detroit or st louis for example. Where does the momey…

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Financial Paradox

Why do you guys think that certain poorer cities with less money and wealth have such a huge option for SCs and even expensive LDs and vip rooms. Like detroit or st louis for example. Where does the momey…

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Dearborn Michigan

I'll be in Dearborn MI on a Saturday afternoon I'm trying to figure out if I should head to inkster to check out Flight Club and Bogarts or should I go to Detroit and check out a club? I'm looking…

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot TDHQ...

TDHQ-dude, if you're going to clean up TUSCL you're going to have to step up your game. Let's start with some reading comprehension 'cos you ain't showing much o' that. Juice ain't Spartacus my friend...he be Spartacus in reverse. Aside from…

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I'm not going up against this guy in any cunnylingus contest.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/08/man-with-worlds-longest-tongue-retains-record-after-it-keeps-growing-3954105/

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Credit vs Cash

I'm not as SC savvy as many of you so I thought I would ask this for some education on my part. Have you heard of SCs taking credit cards for the more expensive VIP dances ($100 and up)? My "cold…

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Minions

"Sorry, I forgot you were one of Dougster's minions." Hahahahaha! Can't refute the facts, so you demonize those who disagree with you. How's it feel to be a politician/religious bigot? And FYI, *he* might be one of *my* minions (not that he…

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ATF PG by hubby but still wants u to fuck her

This is hypothetical situation. Your ATF who u been fucking OTC and itc for awhile says she is PG w hubby's kid (surprise - u have been using condoms with her but she been doing him bareback). They had…

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I want a refund!

Boys, I wanted to perform a public service by giving you a template review that you can use for about half the clubs in this great nation. No need to sweat it out or even visit the club, this…

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Strippers turning to money for sex

This has been one of the most interesting question to me for the few years I have been strip clubbing. Why do strippers (not all of them) start doing the money for sex thing ITC or OTC? I'm not talking about the…

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what Force are you ?

Light or Darkness ?

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Spartacus in reverse

Looks like Juice is trying the "I'm Spartacus" routing in reverse. Instead of saying "I'm Spartacus" to sacrifice himself and then hearing his loyal followers chime in with cries of "I'm Spartacus" he is doing his best to throw his…

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Church to buy strip club

FORT COLLINS[CO] - Employees of the last strip club in Fort Collins said an unexpected goodbye to the business Sunday. In a move that caught customers, employees and even the building's future owners off guard, A Hunt Club leaders announced early…

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Honey I lost my wallet somewhere.

Two men staying in Myrtle Beach said they were robbed when they went to meet a woman they met at a local strip club, according to a Myrtle Beach police report. The victims, 34 and 35, said they went to…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Was here on a Wednesday night,...

Was here on a Wednesday night, got in without cover using a coupon on the website. Club quality was good, probably better than the other clubs in abq. It was clean, there was security but…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

I was there on a Sunday...

I was there on a Sunday night with a friend because nothing was going on at the bars around town. Cover charge was $5 and beers were about $3.25, give or take. Dancers on the…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

overall not a bad experience. Went...

overall not a bad experience. Went on a sat night after work with a few buddies. The girls here are all gorgeous, and there is a good variety (many different races, sizes, etc). The dances…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

meet up friend from clear lake...

meet up friend from clear lake for drink and decide stop by this place on saturday afternoon around 6 place was of Hispanic patrons and all were having a good time lots drinks on the table…

Club 2K

Newark, Ohio

This is an extremely average club...

This is an extremely average club with nothing really to write home about. I was there recently with a friend of mine and we stayed there for a couple of hours. The most interesting thing…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Visited Club 205 on Thursday evening...

Visited Club 205 on Thursday evening at around 9PM. three stages were going on, place was maybe 1/3 full. Drinks are fairly reasonable. bottle of bud cost 3.25. Three stages were going on, and all…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

This past Thursday afternoon's entertainers were...

This past Thursday afternoon's entertainers were an all blonde quartet. Dakota, Melissa, Cally, and Sasha were my daytime entertainment. While there wasn't much variety in hair tone, each lady did offer different body types and…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

Got together with the guys and...

Got together with the guys and took a ride out to Black Bettys.This place is dark and dingy.The first thing I noticed was the music.Seemed like it was more head banging than club music.The first…

Rumors Cabaret

Columbia, Missouri

I went on a road trip...

I went on a road trip to Missouri to find out whether strip club laws were as restrictive as I had heard. The good news: Yes, Missouri strippers take their tops off and…

Club Vogue

Columbia, Missouri

I went on a road trip...

I went on a road trip to Missouri to find out whether strip club laws were as restrictive as I had heard. The good news: Yes, Missouri strippers take their tops off and…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Travelled to Airport to pick my...

Travelled to Airport to pick my friend and due to delay thought will checkout this club. surprisingly It was great. Have a big stage with 2 poles and 2 dancers performing one at each…

Mermaids

Tijuana, Baja California

Mermaids is one of my favorite...

Mermaids is one of my favorite spots in the Zona Norte. It's across the street from Adelita's and a few doors down from Bar Tropical. The club is small and somewhat intimate. Mermaids is a combination…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I've been to this club on...

I've been to this club on and off for about 15 years. I lived in Upstate NY and would cross the border to Canada for the lower drinking age. The weekends get extremely crowded and…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Went to centerfolds my 2nd time....

Went to centerfolds my 2nd time. Went solo Friday night around 8ish, had some extra cash so I said why not. This time there was a fee $12 had gone on Labor Day no fee but…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I'd been here twice before. ...

I'd been here twice before. That is I pulled into the parking lot twice, and then I left. Twice. Then again I think I was here years ago and tried to blot…

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Why is Prostitution Illegal?

Had enough of today http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=73hnG_JfJ_k&feature=youtu.be&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D73hnG_JfJ_k%26feature%3Dyoutu.be

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For the last time

For the last time. I AM NOT JUICEBOX69. I have never meet him. Also I was on this site long before he was. I know who juicebox69 is.

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Older Members Remember D.J. ?

Is it possible D.J. is the fault of all these troll juice puppets ?

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Why Did bang69 Become JuiceBox69?

Huh? I don't get it. What is the read if you conspiracy theorists here?

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Policeman

I don't know about all of you. But I'm not scared of Policeman at all. As far as I'm concerned. Policeman is just a pain in the butt looking to cause trouble for all of us. SO CLUB EVERY ONE…

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Troll_Defense_HQ vs Dexter?

Is TDHQ to troll on TUSCL as Dexter is to serial killers? TDHQ is being pretty quiet about his past aliases, although his poem this morning should seal it that one of them was BigFagJohn. My guess is that he was anally…

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VIP or run?

Most of us know an acquaintance, friend, co-worker, teacher...whatever that is hot enough to be a dancer. Perhaps you suspect they are currently or have been a dancer. The hottest one - if you walked into a club…

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Jacksonville 2AMer.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A man was shot and killed inside Mascara's Gentleman's Club on Jacksonville's Southside Sunday morning, according to detectives. Police were called to the 3200 block of Southside Boulevard around 4 a.m. in reference to the shooting and…

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Whats the going rate for all night OTC?

I was talking to one of my favorite dancers yesterday. She and another dancer had just come straight to the club from a hotel where they spent the night with a big spender. I asked how much she made and…

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Career Change

Thirty seconds after sitting at the bar at a local club, a dancer sat next to me that was far past the point when she should have changed careers. Emphasis on "far". Had to be deep into her…

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Are these girls really so stupid or am I missing something?

Two girls from the same club try to run some the same hamfisted scam on me. About 5 months ago I met a girl in my new local club and, about 20 minutes into our conversation, she starts pushing to "hang…

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Why would I want to do that?

While away I was propped both by 23cambyman and Txtittyfag. Tittyfag *** challenged *** me to leave his prop up because...not sure why...perhaps he thinks we are on the playground and in the third grade. Dude...this is a joke. I…

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Strip Club Employees Away From The Club

This Friday, I went to a Kickboxing Gym to pick up my nephew from practice. I get there about 10 minutes before class is over and who do I see assisting the lead instructor, one of the bouncers…

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some warning signs if juice is in your club

So let's say your out in your favorite club and its going to be a good night but wait, what the tuck is this ? What are sum warning signs that Da' juiceman is fucking up your club experiance ?

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Divine Message for.Today

“Love is one of the most intense feelings felt by man; another is hate. Forcing yourself to feel indiscriminate love is very unnatural. If you try to love everyone you only lessen your feelings for those who deserve your love.…

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JuiceBox69 Most Discussed Member on Tuscl

2 years and 2 months and people cant stop talking about Da'juiceman...... The Gospels of the Tuna will be soon Y'all Bang ! Bang ! Bang !

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Any Strip Clubs Online

Do you guys know of any strip clubs that you can watch online?

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Club Reviews (Free Membership)

Any idea how long it takes for them to review your review and how you will know. It's been some time. thank you, Scott

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Road trip recommendations

I'm headed from Detroit to Texas for a road trip and would appriciate recommendations of clubs sporting attractive women, cold beer and "extras" to help make a long trip memorible. Thx in advance.

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A Requiem for Juicebox69

He bust onto the tuscl scene, a tough guy with strong game. A young and hip drug dealing player with no time to be tame. Fucking skanks was his gig, always chasing rank vagina. Through nasty, dark disreputable dives in North and South Carolina. Who couldn't respect the…

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Club Specials

What kind of specials entice you into clubs? I'm sitting at a club this very second, thinking about making my first discussion post. I'm actually a little upset. It's early on a Saturday, I've been working since 4 am and I…

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Good News

Just my 2 cents. I thought the IOC made a good decision today by choosing Toyko over Istanbul for the 2020 Summer Olympics.

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Good news

Juicebox69 changed his name to BigTuna1 and moved from North Carolina to West Virginia. When he did so is raised the average IQ in both states.

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Detroit VIP big enough for 3

Been a while since I was on here! Doing some work in Detroit and been hanging out with a female friend here. We have been frequenting the downtown clubs a bit but are looking for a cozier VIP…

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Camel Toe Slip and Slide

Thanks to TUSCL, I know the phrase "camel toe slide," which is when a woman straddles a man and rubs her pussy against the man's erect shaft. Yesterday in VIP my CF was giving me the camel toe slide…

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Strip Clubs and Family Values

The writer argues that laws restricting strip clubs are anti-family values, since single mothers support their children as strippers. http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/2013/09/07/3691164/ban-will-mean-strippers-kids.html

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Boobs are coming your way...

These are the words I heard after flipping on The Weather Channel. I kept hearing them talk about boobs. I was thinking what are they talking about? Actually they were talking about haboobs. A weather term referring to…

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Moving Up the Ladder

The first time I went to a strip club, I had no idea what was going on. I went with a friend during college (I was about 20) and was shocked--just shocked--that I could actually see beautiful ladies--naked! It's interesting…

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935 !

Thats all shadowcat needs to reach 10,000 comments on tuscl....it may be the first 10,000 ever....please correct me if im wrong

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Mouses Ear in Gray TN

Does any body know if its built back after the fire ?

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Xpress Xcapades 98

Stripping for success By Marsha Barber on 02/18/1998 02:00 PM "Star," a topless dancer at Xcapades -- one of Asheville's two adult-entertainment clubs -- is a single mother with an 8-year-old son. Over the past four years, she's worked as a can-can…

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Braces on strippers.

I seem to be seeing more strippers lately with braces on their teeth. One dancer that just did it told me that she is 50 years old. Seems like they can now afford what they couldn't when they were younger. Do…

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Petition For the US to Become a Monarchy with Duo as Princess

On the condition that she agree to have her likeness, wearing nothing but a t-bar, on the $20 bill. Thanks rickdugan for giving me the idea.

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Head

The reverse. XXX http://www.xnxx.com/video427110/aurora_jolie_loses_vaginal_virginity_1st_time_on_tape

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Fayetteville NC, Asians

Ever so often I see PL's from my area asking where are the Asian dancers. Well here are 2. Victoria's has a Chinese dancer. See said 100% Chinese, mom and pop were born in China. I got a dance from…

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What do we do with rent week?

I know I'm a little late.....or early if you look at it that way, but that's neither here nor there. We know the desperates and the hoes come out during this time of the month, and boy do you mongers…

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Jack Ass Topic:Bad Grandpa

Have any of y'all lunatics seen the trailer for Bad Grandpa yet? It's insane. It's done by the JackAss boys so you know it's gonna go off the deep end. I'll do my best with…

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Porn that will get you executed in North Korea.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2412916/Is-video-women-dancing-sex-tape-got-Kim-Jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed.html

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Strip Clubs in Commercials

We've discussed strip clubs in the movies and on TV shows recently. How about this one in a commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUAljNrifw

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Anyone know the story behind this one? .... Nude dancers in Battle Creek raided

http://www.freep.com/article/20130902/NEWS06/309020047/Nude-dancers-sent-home-from-Battle-Creek-party?odyssey=obinsite Masonic Temple in Battle Creek, nude dancers on stage......divorce party?

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Woman Forces Man to Have Sex with Her Friend at Gunpoint, Prosecutors Say

COOK COUNTY CRIMINAL COURTHOUSE — A suburban woman is accused of giving a man she didn't know a ride in River North and then forcing him at gunpoint to have sex with her friend in the back seat. Cierra Ross, 25,…

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N.F.L. is Back! 2013-14

Peyton is winning thus far. Getting REVENGE! I predict victory for my two favorite teams Sunday: Green Bay & Miami. :) :) :) :)

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Providence Scene

Any insight on how things are in the Providence area after the debacle with Cheaters? Recent reviews on other clubs seem to indicate that everything is back to business as usual. Planning daytime excursion this weekend. Any intel is appreciated…

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ISO - All Natural Redhead MA/RI

Hi fellas! I was pondering if any of you had info on any natural ginger beauty working in any of the clubs in MA or RI. I have been craving to get a good up close encounter with an all natural,…

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Tijuana Hotels

Heading to San Diego next week on business and will spend some time in Tijuana. Has anyone spent the night at Hotel Cascadas or any of the other hotels in Zona Norte? Any recommendations? Thanks in advance.

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re: Location of a New Gentlemen's Club Question

I am curious as to the TUSCL.NET members thoughts on locating a new gentlemen's club within the continental United States: 1) Are there any jurisdictions / markets that you think are underserved? In contrast, are there any markets you feel have…

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What's the worst PM you've recieved?

I hardly get any, but the first was from some guy who said he went to the same club as I. Wanted to know if we could club together and talk about which girls put out. Then he asked if…

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its no longer about numbers

Its about Pride of a Fool Mo'Fuck'as !

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Underground Atlanta club raided.

I had seen mention of this club on USAsexguide. ATLANTA (CBS ATLANTA) - Authorities raided a club they described as a "little Las Vegas" early Thursday morning, confiscating stripper poles, cases of liquor and video poker machines at a former warehouse…

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Handie Jobies

It just fu kin turns me on to watch a girl or two play with Mr.happy with those small soft hands

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stuff I have been wondering

1) In Georgia, you have to have a license to dance (I even saw a bouncer break up a couple who were ballroom-dancing). This means no amateur nights. Are any of the surrounding states less anal (and have amateur nights)? 2)…

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The Lap Dance AKA Grinding Time

Straddling my lap like Dressage while getting undressed Breasts against chest her hips start to press Counterclockwise as she stares in my eyes My mitts grip her hips as I start to rise Her thighs squeeze with lustful abandon and passion She's starting to buck…

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Women's draw of the US Open at a strip club?

Watching the women's draw of the US Open tennis has got me thinking about who I'd also like to see play center court at my local SC. Ana Ivanovic is my current no. 1. Other contenders?

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Stock Ticker RICK Hits Another 52 week High

High volume too!

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Dance Commission for the dancer lurkers

I've always enjoyed the stage show and thankfully some dancers actually still dance rather than just circle the pole. Anyway, as I have a professional interest - I was reluctantly watching the VMAs but was blown away by the production value…

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St Louis

Can you guys give me the scoop on the StLouis/East St Louis scene. Ive heard great things about East St Louis. But from what I read I was surprised and upset to see that 40 dollars is a common…

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Have u given up on traditional dating?

Being a strip club hobbyist have u given up on traditional dating? As for me I would rather fly jets (strippers) than some slow prop job (seamy so so gal off traditional dating site.)

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New Orleans Bachelor Party

My buddies and I are heading to New Orleans for my bachelor party next May and are looking for some recommendations. We will be there from Wed night-Sunday night. Can anyone tip us off on some good "high mileage"…

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San Antonio ???

Ima be there visiting soon. What's the deal with that ordinance they imposed this year? If I understand it correctly they've basically outlawed stripping? Hard to believe in Texas city of this size with such a big military…

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Shanah Tovah

For those who are unfamiliar with Jewish customs, at sundown Rosh Hashanah begins. It is one of our High Holidays and lasts two days (until sundown on Friday). It is our religious New Year, but really has several…

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Grand rapids Michigan

I am visiting Grand Rapid later this month and would like some local advice.I have read the reviews and it sounds pretty tame in them that' parts. I am from the detroit area and do not mind spending what I…

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Multiple Choice

What is a Juicy Lucy? a) a stripper at Follies b) a hip hong single by The Notorious B.I.G. c) a hamburger in Minnesota d) Juicebox's new girlfriend

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How to be fly at the club?

So we've all talked about how its not what you wear its how much money you have while others said its a combination of the two. While I was leaning on combination, a good looking hole in the wall suit…

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Dancers

Hey i live in yonkers and i've been looking for a young dancer 19-27between to try out diffrent clubs with me. I use to travel to philly every day to work at the red raven but got tired of…

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Something for the BB* people to think about

Oh, wasted time, they'll think "It'll never happen to me!" http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2410893/Second-porn-star-weeks-announces-HIV.html

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How rare it is?

We all know a strip club is a wrong place to go looking for a girlfriend, yet some people do it (I've been guilty of this in the past). These customers will say this stripper is different from the rest.…

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For the SAKE OF CHILDREN, BAN KNIVES NOW!

One person was fatally stabbed and two others were injured Wednesday morning at Spring High School. http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/1-dead-2-injured-in-stabbing-at-Spring-High-4785678.php

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APB For Autumn In Washington Park

I know some of the guys who live or come through STL know who she is. Worked at Dollie's, went to Wise Guy's, went back to Dollie's. Saw her last year, but reports since then have made no…

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Deadwood Sheriff

I think Pikey is on to something with the Lottery. What I propose is something different. Seeing that TUSCL and our common bond makes us an outlaw community, akin to Deadwood. Deadwood was wild and out…

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Your take on FS in the club vs escorts

Ok first off I'll say ive never really been into the escort/"hobbyist" thing but knowing there's guys who've tried both on here, what's your take on it? I've done FS with strippers and have no problem with it but I…

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Taking the Wife to a Strip Club

Has anyone tried this? What kind of mileage did the wife get? Any suggestions on where to go in the LA or Vegas areas?

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Money

How much money would you guys pay a girl to sit with you (not in the ld room).. Talk, act sexy, stroke your legs, crotch, and cock a little bit. What do you think... Like for an hour or so?

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It's either this or troll threads.

http://www.xnxx.com/video482705/porn_bloopers_

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how often

How many times in a year do you see the inside of a club ?

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ATF Club

List the one club that has been your ALL Time Favorite in your life time

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How to play this one??

Ok...I've known a particular dancer for maybe 6 months. Absolute 10+ in looks, body and personality in or out of the club. We've gotten along well, been texting and calling each other for awhile. We've discussed meeting…