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Dracula died?

He did say that he was having health problems as of late. Hopefully he's living it up at the big Flight Club in the sky. <b>RIP Alucard 1954 - 2013</b>

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Girls who make you feel dirty

In the past two years, among the 25 or so girls with whom I've played (from FS down through), three of them have made me feel dirty, and I regretted the encounter immediately--even though they were all FS. I…

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"Cheapest" lapdance in Las Vegas?

Does anyone know of a lapdance that is less than $20.00 in Las Vegas? Also, what places do not charge cover for locals, no matter the time?

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Police: Dad goes to strip club, leaves kids in car

AUSTIN, TX -- A father of two in Austin is in a lot of hot water, after being accused of taking his kids to a strip club this week and leaving them in his car while he got liquored up.…

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touching pussy in open VIP tips

I only have access to a small club with a wide open square room VIP area. I do not go to SC a lot, but enough some of the regular girls recognize me, including the bouncers. The bouncers also…

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What constitutes sex?

I spent an hour at a hotel with two strippers today. One has been a frequent contributor for years and the other was a rookie who claimed that she had never done this before. She said that she had had…

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Trip to Hong Kong Club

Planning a trip to good old TJ for some senoritas. Some have posted using only Drivers License to return to USA. True or Fiction?

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Here's blood in your eye.

A Madison, WI woman who was refused entry at an East Side strip club was arrested early Thursday after allegedly fighting with police and spitting blood into an officer's eye. Brittaney Boyd, 25, was tentatively charged with discharging bodily fluids at…

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Got 780K?

Catarina Migliorini, Brazilian Woman Who Auctioned Virginity, Says She's 'A Victim' The woman who became an Internet sensation by auctioning off her virginity for $780,000 now says that she was tricked and exploited -- and that she's still a virgin.…

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pre vs post pay for food

Just curious how do you pay for food at your local strip clubs? Most of the ones I have been to in Ohio make you pay for the food before you order it or when it arrives. The…

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Is Alucard boycotting?

Where is our boywonder.

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Family Fun Day

I have one more workplace related topic so please don't lynch me, beat me to death, quarter me, behead me, and leave my head on a stick in a soccer stadium. Family Fun Day-For many…

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Jackson,MS strip club settles discrimination lawsuit

A Jackson strip club will pay $50,000 to settle a lawsuit alleging that it discriminated against black dancers. The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission filed the lawsuit in 2011 against Danny's Cabaret, which bills itself as the largest adult entertainment club in…

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dont try this at home unless your a bad ass like juice

Ever pour Texas peter down and on your dick for a real sexy blow job from those cheap Mexican Paso tossing hookers ?

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what member said this in their profile

Public Enemy #1

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Tropical Storm Chantal

"Tropical Storm Chantal threatened to turn into a hurricane while it churned toward the Dominican Republic" I knew a stripper named Chantal. She used to blow through the strip club.

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The Return of Elliot Spitzer?

His former madam will be running against him http://www.cnbc.com/id/100873193 (Pretty earlier in the morning. Not sure if this is for real or not. The best stuff you just cannot make up.)

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Flowers

Sitting at the bar of my favorite SC today when a very beautiful bouquet of flowers are delivered. It had to have at least three dozen assorted roses looking fresh and well laid out. The PL that sent…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Becoming my go to club. ...

Becoming my go to club. Been here several times over the last month and always leave with a smile. This night didn't start off very well though. The club was pretty crowded with only…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Went to Uncle Harry's back in...

Went to Uncle Harry's back in February for my first Strip Club experience. The first thing that stood out was the location: behind what I believe is a paper factory down a gravel road seemingly…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Arrived about 7:00 pm--there were about...

Arrived about 7:00 pm--there were about 12 or so dancers doing one song sets on the main stage. Only a handful of patrons when I arrived, perhaps 5 or 6 guys. It was…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Not a bad club, but if...

Not a bad club, but if you're used to going out in Tampa, be warned. You can't touch the girls. Good setup with a circular bar that surrounds the stage. VIP area are…

Elite Cabaret Gentleman's Club

Tempe, Arizona

The club interior is standard stip...

The club interior is standard stip club decor, with a small stage and a few semi-private booths. The VIP room is actually a private area in back. This being Arizona it was scorching even after…

Xsensual

Portland, Oregon

Went here about 2 months ago...

Went here about 2 months ago had a good time with a little dark haired girl we got to the room and she started with her dance not much to start with a little topless…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

As so many reviews will tell...

As so many reviews will tell you; the club is off on back strip in an actual cornfield. It's a pretty spacious small town club actually. A few pool tables, stuffy bar area,…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Lots of girls on shift. Lots...

Lots of girls on shift. Lots of variety. Very private vip rooms in the back and the wristband is worth the investment. Money goes a long way in the vip area. Girls will eventually all…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I had a friend visiting from...

I had a friend visiting from out of town and we ended up at PP in the early afternoon thru the evening. So the review begins with us walking in the club at 1pm. Not…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

In NYC for a business trip...

In NYC for a business trip - decided to come here because the location was convenient near Times Square. Entered the club, went into the basement, paid the entrance fee. First impression the club was really…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

So I hadn't tried Cracker Jaxx...

So I hadn't tried Cracker Jaxx before and actually had time to visit on a Monday night even though I got there around midnight. Within 30 seconds I had a nice lady sit down and…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Back to my favorite club since...

Back to my favorite club since I am back in Detroit this time stope by during lunch time me and a couple of friends he girls were average at best but what I notice about…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

hi to all, I just came...

hi to all, I just came into town and decided to go out this beautiful evening to TS. Decent girls at the club except for one dancer that was overweight but overall the club…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Tuesday afternoon visit that bled into...

Tuesday afternoon visit that bled into the evening. I will leave describing the layout and dance prices for other reviews and just try to describe why CF's is, overall, my favorite SC in the…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Made my monthly trip to Philly....

Made my monthly trip to Philly. This club is on the corner of 38th and chestnut between chili's and abner's. Mostly black girls but not a ghetto club which I greatly appreciate. The full club…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Got in for free with a...

Got in for free with a group of people because a couple of the guys I was with are regulars and know some of the dancers. The girls were pretty hot and there was a…

Pin Ups Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Well my an my friends went...

Well my an my friends went for a birthday. We came in cover was $5 and on wednesday its $1.50 beers so a few bucks goes a long way. The club pretty nice there is…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Was in the area and had...

Was in the area and had some time so I popped in to spend some time. This was Sunday the weekend of 4th of July. There were only about ten girls dancing and very few…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Alright, so far this place has...

Alright, so far this place has not let me down! but I'll start with the basics...I got there round 1:30, looked as if they were just getting started but I was willing to be the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First off, if you're going to...

First off, if you're going to Tijuana, be careful. This place is scary. Police officers only protect certain districts, etc. As for the club, it's decent inside. Women will want $50-60 to sleep…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Made my first Phoenix visit a...

Made my first Phoenix visit a few nights ago to Hiliter. I was approached by a thin hard bodied blond almost immediately. When I mean hard body, I mean it, thin but defined lean…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Shooters was cool. Decided to go...

Shooters was cool. Decided to go after go decided I didn't like what follies has become over the years. Anyway walled in, the club is small. I grabbed one of the tables and a hot…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I know this club from several...

I know this club from several prior visits, and, for me, this place is always a good experience. Always. I haven't been on a Friday afternoon between 5 & 6 before, so I didn't know…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to this club after a...

Went to this club after a Dbacks game and glad I did. When I entered, paid and sat down in one of the chairs watching a long tall sexy black babe on stage. Next thing,…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I'm pretty picky and I'll just...

I'm pretty picky and I'll just say that every girl in here is good looking and has a good body. Even the least attractive girl here would be the best looking girl in most other…

Frenchy's

Cataño, Puerto Rico

I went here on a thursday...

I went here on a thursday night for the first time, and was very suprised as to how it looked on the outside. So i decided to walk in and noticed the place was…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

This is my first visit to...

This is my first visit to Nikkis for about one year. Pulled in the parking lot which is small, in disrepair and always has guys hanging out. Not a real comfortable feeling, but…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I will have to say that...

I will have to say that the club is getting mixed reviews from me. I enjoy the dancers and have had good visits the past few weeks. Crowds, especially in the afternoon seem…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I have always loved this place....

I have always loved this place. LD Prices always change. Website says one thing paper sign on the LD room says another. I have been going to Marios for five years. Recently prices have been…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Stopped in for the 4th of...

Stopped in for the 4th of July. Good parking, the standard metal detector wand, and a reasonable cover. With the holiday, the place was farily crowded and there were 30 or more girls of all…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I had not been to Dancers...

I had not been to Dancers in over 3 years. I had some time to kill prior to picking someone up from the airport. I stopped in around 4:00PM and Monday. It was quiet with…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Was in the area so stopped...

Was in the area so stopped by Sunday afternoon. No cover and the Braves were on. Great place to watch a game. Draft domestic beers were a 4.50 for a pint.…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Had a great time there for...

Had a great time there for a going away party. The cover charge was low (under $10 I believe), and the dance prices were as expected for the area ($10-$20 per song). There is…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

First of all I am a...

First of all I am a woman. I visited foxy lady a few months ago. The atmosphere is a little too wide open I think, but it was clean and the stage is nice.…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

I came in here on Saturday...

I came in here on Saturday night and I was not impressed by this place at all. I expected this place to be way better, being it is a stripclub in New York. Out…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Went here during the early evening...

Went here during the early evening on a weekday. The place is huge and very clean, maybe the cleanest club in Portland. There was a mix of customers but mostly on the older side. I…

Flash Dancers

Jacksonville, Florida

Flash Dancers is a locals bar...

Flash Dancers is a locals bar on the West side of Jacksonville. There are a handful of very attractive girls who are truly entertaining but like any club there are several I steer clear of.…

Nikki's Roadhouse

Princeton, Ontario

This place is essentially an old...

This place is essentially an old barn in the middle of nowhere with heat / cooling / electricity. While the women aren't perfect by any means, they're cute enough for you to want to…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Stopped by John's Hot Spot a...

Stopped by John's Hot Spot a few weeks ago late one Friday night. There were not too many dancers or patrons in the bar when I arrived around 11:30 pm. I was greeted…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

I like the upscale nature of...

I like the upscale nature of this club. Feels like the "Gentleman's Club" that it is advertised to be. Its well lit, laid out well, 2 stages, and feels classy. There are…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

It's been a while since reviewing...

It's been a while since reviewing this club. They keep changing their hours. Sometimes opening at 4pm, lately it's been 7pm. I'm usually driving by after work, so 7pm is too late,…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Back at the Coliseum after a...

Back at the Coliseum after a several month absence. This review actually encompasses two visits. One on a Wednesday evening with maybe 25 girls working and one later on a Saturday night with…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Found myself downtown for wor and...

Found myself downtown for wor and my meeting ended early so I decided to pay this club a visit. Nice building ample parking. Paid cover think 5 bucks and go in. One room holds the…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited CH3 last week and this...

Visited CH3 last week and this place is like a candy store. There were so many ladies working so you had your pick. All types were there, blondes brunettes, Asians etc... There are also porn…

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Shreveport, Louisiana

Was out Shreveport for business and...

Was out Shreveport for business and finished early. Had to hit up casino when in town. Went to El Dorado casino and won some money decided to spent it at Larry Flints Hustler Club. Real…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

You can print off a free...

You can print off a free admission pass from their stripclublist.com page. Cover is free before 2pm. This is the most upscale club in Columbus and the only club I would come to for…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Free beer, free food, cheap dances,...

Free beer, free food, cheap dances, and you can get free pass from the website. Stop by here on a Saturday night and it was pack, there was almost no room to sit, come earlier…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a couple of times and it not as bad as everyone says it is, most of the girls will try to hustle you but as long as you think…

Spearmint Rhino

West Bend, Wisconsin

Struggling to control my enthusiasm about...

Struggling to control my enthusiasm about this club. It is in the middle of nowhere for the most part. Way north of milwaukee in West Bend. The club is…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I thought it was time to...

I thought it was time to venture to a new place, so took a trip to Ruby’s II in Bridgeport at lunchtime on a weekday. They have a monitored parking lot across the street,…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Stopped in with a co-worker on...

Stopped in with a co-worker on a weekday night not too long ago. The main room is pretty much taken up by a large L shaped dance area that is fully surrounded by the…

Diving Horse Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

This has been my go to...

This has been my go to club in baltimore for a while. I'll admit I have not had much to compare it to but I honestly have not had any reason to . This is…

Wild Horse Saloon

Louisville, Kentucky

Stopped by on Monday night to...

Stopped by on Monday night to give new place a try. Had frequented the previous Classy spot and usually had a good time. Walked in tonight after midnight and there were only 3…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This place continues to get nicer...

This place continues to get nicer in terms of the decor. It is still pretty dumpy and the parking lot is a mess. Inside you will find friendly girls and waitstaff…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

This club just cannot seem to...

This club just cannot seem to get out of its own way. As the decor continues to get better, the dancer quality continues to slide. there are some knockouts but more…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

(all based on afternoon visits.) This club...

(all based on afternoon visits.) This club is pretty darn nice inside. In the past I have complained about it getting run down but they seem to have stopped that, it is in really…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

I visited on a Wednesday night...

I visited on a Wednesday night about 7 pm. Looked to be 6 or 8 dancers working. Dancer quality was fair ranging from a 5 to one 9. One cocktail waitress working. A brunette…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

This is my first visit in...

This is my first visit in last 6 years. I used to go there frequently during 2003,2004 years . It used to be a very good club with nice good looking and respectful dancers. I went…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

I was beginning to lose hope...

I was beginning to lose hope in finding a strip club in the PA/NJ area that had a fun and clean atmosphere, well kept, free of dollar hounding girls, and had something to offer other…

A Hunt Club

Fort Collins, Colorado

I visit this club every year...

I visit this club every year on vacation because the girls are just so nice. the club is very hands off and will probably be the only club in the county due to a…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

I went in around 1 AM,...

I went in around 1 AM, noted that they are offering a discount on entry fees. You can buy coupons for a future visit for $5, half off. I didn't partake, but may in the…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I was there two weeks ago...

I was there two weeks ago for a couple of hours during late afternoon to early evening. I got there about 4:00 pm and walked in two the club where they had girls on…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

This club now opens at 11am...

This club now opens at 11am on Sundays. This is nice because most other clubs don't open until later in the evening between 7-9pm. There was a $5 cover charge and about 5 dancers working.…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

This is the club to go...

This is the club to go to if you want to see porn star stripping live on stage. I was here when they had Alexis Texas stripping on stage. Let me tell you, that was…

Diamond Jim's

Whitehall, Ohio

This place is a dive. They...

This place is a dive. They smoke inside the bar despite the smoking ban and you come out of here smelling like an ashtray. The women are ugly and their breaths stink so bad I…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

I stopped here Monday afternoon around...

I stopped here Monday afternoon around 4PM. My drink was $4 and cover charge was $5. They had 7 dancers working. This is more than Kahoots and Sirens had during their day shifts.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

When I walked in I paid...

When I walked in I paid the usual $10 cover and brought my own beer.The atmosphere was ok today, probably the 2 decent dancer I can recall .The dancers here are very friendly.When I walked…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Not a bad club. Girls aren't...

Not a bad club. Girls aren't to pushy but for the most part they are sexy. The cover is 20 bucks so when I go I like to hit it Late so you know its…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

This club has got pretty ghetto...

This club has got pretty ghetto over the years. They charge for parking and the cover charge was $10. The dances are $20 but since the club takes a $5 cut from them the…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

Back to Exotica. For what I'm...

Back to Exotica. For what I'm looking for, this is the best club in town. Nice mix of dancers, with some black, white, skinny, thick, etc. There was a small cover charge ($5), but I…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time in Vegas, decided to...

First time in Vegas, decided to check out little darlings. The price to get in was $33, didn't know you could show ur pass on the phone from website. Place was packed. It was amateur…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

I haven't been to Centerfold's in...

I haven't been to Centerfold's in a while so I wanted to check it out to see how things are now. Went in early afternoon on a Saturday and found that only 2 girls…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

It's not a fancy club. Has...

It's not a fancy club. Has the feel of a friend's basement with a big bar in the middle. Dancers were of wildly varying quality. Only two of the eight of them there that day…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Always a good time at Atlantis....

Always a good time at Atlantis. As others have said a variety of girls for all likes. Drinks are good and bar staff is nice. Will become a regular. Getting there from Tampa is easy…

Godfather's 3

Wheeling, West Virginia

First,the plus points. It's in Wheeling,...

First,the plus points. It's in Wheeling, which is a nice town. Now the minus points. I walked in without checking TUSCL (big mistake). It's a long, skinny place with the bar up front and a stage/seating area…

Midnight Express

Smithville, Tennessee

I was in Nashville on business...

I was in Nashville on business a couple of weeks ago and drove down to Smithville because the strict Nashville laws pretty much kill the whole club experience there. The drive was longer than…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

Stopped by a bit ago while...

Stopped by a bit ago while on a business trip. Place full of folks from some random conversion in town. Made it too crazy and busy to spend time w chicks. Some hot ones but…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Went to SJ first and was...

Went to SJ first and was surprised, by how much of a disappointment this place was. Cover was too much and very dull inside. Outside they had a security guy with a gun, and a…

Liquid Assets

South Plainfield, New Jersey

OK, I've been here a few...

OK, I've been here a few times when I can't get to greener pastures. This place is dark inside ,they could add a few lights. Drink prices are OK. The last few times I've been…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Had a random day off of...

Had a random day off of work so I decided to check out this club during the day. The club is still smokey and slightly run down but overall in decent condition. There were quite…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

stop in to see if anything...

stop in to see if anything was worth staying.......in the afternoon all clubs are pretty empty.....but the good deals are possible when its dead time of day.......the girls here will walk to your table and…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Went to the new Spearmint Rhino...

Went to the new Spearmint Rhino with a few other guys not long ago. I have been there many times when it was Sarie's and always enjoyed the intimacy of the club and the…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

This club is tucked behind a...

This club is tucked behind a Publix grocery store, so can be a little hard to find. I nearly missed it, even though I had sat nav. I showed up on a Thursday at around 11:45am.…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Stopped in single after working. ...

Stopped in single after working. To settle in I got a beer and went to the rail and dropped some money for girl dancing. As she starts dancing for me another comes up…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I would have to agree with...

I would have to agree with some of the previous reviews, this club is not as good as it was ten years ago. The quality of the dancers and the fun that could be had…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

I had not been to Carl's...

I had not been to Carl's in a year or so. The place has not changed much, with bar area, spacious pool table area, and large, clean rest room. Dancers ranged from several…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

I stopped into Lookers on a...

I stopped into Lookers on a recent Thursday night. I got there around 9:30 and the club was pretty dead. I haven't been in here in about 5 years, and nothing much has really…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Was in the Worcester area on...

Was in the Worcester area on business today and decided a return visit Centerfold's was in order. Bought an all terrain vehicle recently and parking in the Centerfold's Worcester parking lot is just like any…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Jens has its ups and downs....

Jens has its ups and downs. I have been a patron for a few years now and I've seen good dancers come and go. On this particular night it was around 15 dancers that I…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Go to Gallaghers in the afternoon!...

Go to Gallaghers in the afternoon! 4 dollar domestic until 3 gets you free lunch - the cheeseburger, which comes with fries by the way is really good! I decided to check out Flashdancers and…

Can-Can Room

Las Vegas, Nevada

I visited the Can Can Room...

I visited the Can Can Room shortly after 3 AM. The place is kinda run down, the chair they used for the lapdance felt like it was about to break, and I am not heavy,…

Minks Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is a nice building. The...

This is a nice building. The biggest draw for this place is that its not near the strip and is in a good part of town, so you don't feel unsafe. The dancers came up…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I was out with friends just...

I was out with friends just a few miles from the Ballpark, so I made a detour to the BP before heading home. The only downside, as usual, is the ambient smoke. YOU…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Main room layout is great. Seating...

Main room layout is great. Seating all fans out from the stage, so everywhere has a view. Bar is on opposite side of the room from the stage. Staircase up to very private mezzanine VIP…

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Joke of the night

Q: Why are there no double homicides in Poland? A: The perp always holds the gun to his head and says, "after I shoot myself, you're next!" Not pc, but what the heck

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blow jobs with a limp dick

How many tusclers get blow jobs with just their old limp dicks ?

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What do you do when your power goes off?

Keep surfing this site! I could never do it before I bought an iPad.

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What do you do when your power goes off?

Keep surfing this site! I could never do it before I bought an iPad. The Internet is so slow though, I was able to type this extra sentence before the whole post posted.

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Funny quotes from reviews.

"I arrived around 4:30 the day before the fourth of July"

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guess what fag on tuscl said this in their profile

"I am a constant traveler who is happy to share his experiences from the road"

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"The System" by RickyBoy

So what did we learn today kids about this man's fucked up system ?

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OT: SW Thread - Blaming others for your lack of money-making.

Was bored and looking at SW. Thought this was an interesting and kinda honest thread from a dancer's p.o.v. I especially LOLed at her line – “… You are here to make your money and leave, not compete with other…

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Serious topic: at what point do you stop?

Rick's post about his seriously fucked up favorite made me wonder about the point at which one should decide to stop contributing to to problems of a stripper. We all know the reality -- nice, well-adjusted girls stripping to pay…

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Oh just great.

I gotta look at this article for another six weeks.F it going fishing.

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Yogurt&Pussy

I once poured a tub of yogurt in this bitches pussy and I eat and fucked the living shit out of it...you ever do something this koooueeel ?

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im a bad guy now !!!

Public enemy #1 Say hello to my little friend !!! How many tusclers have fucked a girl on a pile of coke ?

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Happy birthday!!!

I'm a 59.0109 yr old [With Vulcan Precision]

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Coupons, Coupons, Coupons

I use em. You should too. $10-20 saved is more tip money or an extra dance. It ain't cheap, it's smart.

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How much do you take to the Strip Club?

I like to have a decent bankroll. I will NEVER use a credit card due to SO and I will not use ATM for that reason as well as charges. So when I go my ideal amount is…

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Employee Discount

Since employee relationships are currently on my mind, I thought to myself, do the bouncers, DJ's, doormen, and managers get an employee discount at strip clubs? If they do, does this also pertain to any extras?

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Messed up club favorite

I am seeing a favorite in a local club who is a mess in almost every way. She has steel rods in her back; was formerly a heroin addict and is now on methadone; was pimped out by her…

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Inter-Club Relations-ships

To what extant do dancers and the various males(bouncers, DJ's, doormen, managers) engage in both relations and relationships? I've known a couple of bouncers who've hooked up with dancers. One of the bouncers told me…

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Nude woman distracts victim while husband robs house

Wow man... not that is a PL! http://crossville-chronicle.com/local/x1696737631/Nude-swimmer-distracts-home-burglary-victim

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When did you first know...........

that you were genetically predestined for TUSCL? My case was when I was six years old and got caught playing doctor with the girl next door.I was labeled.

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Coincidence?

A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: " How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne". " What a coincidence " - said the farmer,…

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Man Sentenced for Strip Club Robbery. Is this fair?

Man sentenced to 10 to 20 years for robbing strip club owner. Is this fair? Strip club owners rob me every week. http://timesleader.com/news/local-news/660638/Man-sentenced-in-strip-club-robbery

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What to do When Vip isnt so VIP...

Hello all SC Hobbyists, Kind of a Newbie here and I had an issue with a Spearmint Rhino Club I rolled into one Night, I went in there with a friend who recently got me into strip clubs and we…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I showed up around 9:30 pm...

I showed up around 9:30 pm on a Friday night. Had to pay $5 to park, so that was a downer. The cover was $15, and another $10 for access to the VIP…

Diamond Club Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I went on a Friday because...

I went on a Friday because I had heard it the busiest on the weekend. But when I got there it wasn't packed at all. I thought it was a bad sign but I was…

Gabrielle's VIP Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Hit this club up on a...

Hit this club up on a Thursday night, but did not have high hopes after reading many reviews that Nashville is not the place to go for any quality strip clubs.Well all the reviews I…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

I've seen better and I've seen...

I've seen better and I've seen worse. Truth are better clubs out there for the money. Went there recently and enjoyed my time. Club is still nice and drinks were OK.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Stopped at the Paradise today. 4th...

Stopped at the Paradise today. 4th trip to this club and wasn't sure if it'd be my last. Several of the dancers here leave their customers with a relaxed, happy feeling when they go home.…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Was driving by Pussy Cat Lounge...

Was driving by Pussy Cat Lounge and saw on the sign "Aurora Vega visiting this weekend". I have never known Pussy Cat Lounge to have feature dancers so I decided to stop in. Without question,…

Weird Sex Laws

ALABAMA: sex toys are banned -ancient law in Alabama bans men from attempting to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, arts, deception, flattery or a promise of a marriage." ARIZONA: perfectly all right for women to go topless in public, since breasts weren't deemed private parts. CALIFORNIA: illegal for either partner to reach climax before the other during foreplay CONNECTICUT: forbidding any "private sexual behavior between consenting adults." FLORIDA: - Two people cannot commit "unusual acts" together. -illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine. -it is an offense to shower in the nude GEORGIA: sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal IDAHO: not allowed to engage in any type of public display of affection for more than 18 min. ILLINOIS: illegal to have sex on your wedding…

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customer habits

why do guys come into club deliberately sit next to you and start asking tons of questions when they have no intention of buying a drink a dance or even tipping a single dollar onstage? and then act surprised when…

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wear are all the old fucks ?

Au revoir ?

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how to fuck a dancer ?

For those that don't know how to do this like all the newbies let's share from the pros how to do this

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whats more inportant ?

Having sex with a fuck load of dancers in a year for every year or chasing a non extras girls that may take a year or two and a few grand to fuck so maybee a hand full of dancers…

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OK...which of you pervs are in this video?

Check this shit out: video.xnxx.com/video171970/24yo_virgin_fuck_pornstar Level with us. Which of you guys are in this video. Juicebro...is this you showing your sensitive side? No...no fried chicken or cucumbers. Player11? No. Even if you only do it with a middle aged crack whore…

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Guess what member said this in their profile ?

1. Professional with Graduate Degree - Financial Mgr with 6 figure income. 2. Experienced SC Player - Both ITC and OTC 3. VIP memberships at a couple of Houston area clubs.

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what is your method for clubbing ?

1st I buy a jack and coke 2nd $50 in $1 3rd $50 in $5 4th I find my chair in a dark dark corner and watch the rotation 5th i flirt with all girls that set with me and I try to…

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Strip club dancer agrees to have sex with undercover cop

MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. - Horry County Police say that a stripper at a topless club agreed this past weekend to have sex with a man who turned out to be an undercover police officer. The incident happened around 2 am Saturday…

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Strip club owner arrested for allegedly shooting at police

ENID, Okla. — Police arrested the owner of a local strip club early Sunday morning after he allegedly fired shots from a handgun as officers investigated a call of an abandoned motorcycle. Rick Andrew Childs, 45, was booked into Garfield…

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Club recommendations - Las Vegas

I have a trip to Vegas coming up and I'm looking for clubs suggestions. There are too many there to try them all. I prefer ones close to the strip or downtown since I'll be staying on the strip and…

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Dancers footwear or lack of

Noticed on the Mons Venus stage webcam that a fair number of girls either dance barefoot or have flat soles on e.g. sneekers, beach shoes. Do dancers do this in your area or is it just this club. To me the…

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Genuinely appalling...

Now that we've had a short burst of "appalling" behavior here at TUSCL, let's talk about some genuinely appalling behavior: http://www.salon.com/2013/07/07/“why_did_you_shoot_me_i_was_reading_a_book_the_new_warrior_cop_is_out_of_control/ We've de facto sanctioned turning police into goon squads in America. The 4th amendment is becoming meaningless (can't get a warrant?…

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Dancer claims I offended her.

Last week I was in the Coliseum in Detroit and a dancer who usually camps right next to me and hustles me for drinks and meals refused to even say hello. I spoke to her, cordially, and asked her…

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shit on the board today

Ever notice how many times juice gets mad enough to tell someone fuck you on here. Hardly ever. He usually loves even those thst hate on him. If juice tells someone to fuck off they probably deserve it

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P4P Wildcatting

As some of you may know, Enterprise's real slogan is "We'll pick you up, unless it's the weekend, then FUCK YOU!". So I was on the bus one Saturday, going to pick up a rental car. There were…

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reverse 2amer ... or the girlfriends revenge

haven't really been on the boards lately but I was recently at one of my local clubs and just had to share. this particular club doesn't have a regular bouncer ... I don't go there a lot but there was a…

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Sunday Suprise

I don't know about y'all perverts and pervette, but I've had a great 4th of July weekend. I saw good friends and family. I had my fill of tasty vittles. The beer flowed like…

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Is it worth while for a dancer to drive two days to North Dakota to dance for a

I'm just wondering. I believe the area is the North Dakota oil sands area. I'll probably find out in a couple of weeks but wondered if anyone had an opinion here.

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Guide to missing out on all the Juice threads, Just scroll past all the last 8 t

I skipped em. I did glance at a few.

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Want to hear something Funny? I wondered if Juice's current avatar was the Gri

My auto spell corrector changed the words to grim raper, maybe I shouldn't have changed it. :) Upon closer inspection I see some character from Sesame Street in something like a suit of armor?

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without "us"

This board is just borring and stinks like an old tarts home not a strip.club

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juice stop spamming the discusion board !

So other can ! You know who you are that post 3 to 8 threads a day...I ain't the only one

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I am disappointed and appalled

By some of the actions of our fellow tuscl members. From the beginning, all I asked from a couple of members was to not post as much so that we may be able to see others posts before it starts…

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Where Have All The Adults Gone?

Au revoir.

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add your name to this list now !

If you want founder to see the mass numbers of members that want juicebox69 and Dougster banned show your size now and add your name to this thread now !

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The End of this Discussion Board?

I can't believe the low quality of threads we are seeing on this board lately. It's nothing more than a bunch of spammers and trolls. And they aren't even very good trolls either. I mean the best insults they can…

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As ye sow...

Interesting that Cambydude bitches at me for starting ONE thread, acts like a dick, won't answer my simple question about how hard it is to skip topics that don't interest him (yes...I'm now doing TWO threads today...totally "clogging the toilet"),…

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23cambyland

You don't want this to happin again next time keep you Damn mouth shut Fag !....I was a good boy not even clogging up the boards and then you had to go running your goddamn mouth...you get what you ask…

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Ban Juice and Dougster Right Now!

Only way to save the bored.

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look at my numbers

All I got to do cambyfag is post threads on numbers and I get comments way more than your depressing shit....go fuck yourself and have gay sex on stripperweb wear all the other fags and their systems live....you pussy

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Everybody Stop Your God Damn Spamming Right Now!

Don't you know it demonstrates a lack of emotional maturity?

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this board is stinking full of shit today

I'm going to stripper web fags.....ban juice !

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come on juice lets talk about cucumbers and fast food and sexy little ass wholes

Let's bro

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juice this is what a real thread looks like

So I was laying in the club with a cock...lol...ooops a cocktsl in my 3 peace suit and droping $3,000 for covered hand jobs

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juice realy ?

Come on bro stop stinking up the board...rick needs roam to post his "rich boy system"

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Big Ass Shit !!!

You like this ?

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gay sex in the bathroom of a gentelmens club

Yes or no ?

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i like pully shit out my ATF ass

Do you enjoy dis ?

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23cambyman just ordered up sum shit fellas !

Come on juice crew camybe, bonfucker and the other haters just put in an order for a massive shit on the forum....let's clog this board up with funny ass threads and nonsense that helps us love, laugh and learn how…

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So you say you are a grizzly bear

More like a teddy bear. TMZ just discovered what juicecarton writes about on stripperweb. He talks about how he gets women left and right and the only thing the strippers can look forward to besides his dick is KFC and…

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Mo'Fuckas

Growing up how many of yall fucked your friends moms ? I fucked about 5

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Strip club vs. Art Museum

Why is the atmosphere so different between a strip club and an art museum? Beautiful inanimate objects seem to deserve decorum, even reverence. But not beautiful human beings. Everyone seems to get it that somebody being noisy…

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Goooood Lawd !!! thats a lot of money !!!!

Juice: how much for BBFS ? Dancer: $1,000 ! Juice: gooooood Lawd ! That's a lot of money !!!..... How bout I give you $25 and you watch me Jack off ! Come on let's keep this funny post going ...add to it…

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Even strippers don't dress like this in public.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2013/07/07/courtney_stodden_wears_a_stripperlike_

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Cambydude demoted me...me am sad :-(

Let me tell you folks...It is sad to be demoted to Juice sockpuppet. Don't get me wrong -- I'm a proud member of the Juice Crew. That dude makes me laugh 'til chocolate milk comes out my nose (though only…

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Billboards

Out here, in Southern California, along the 60 fwy, the 10 fwy, and the 15 fwy, we have billboards. Not just any billboards, but strip club billboards. Half-naked, wanton women inviting you their club.…

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very attractive guy going or whats appropriate wardrobe

First off this isn't about Me although it happened to me in PA back in August 2003 only a few times and before 2003 in some NY clubs BUT LATELY NOT and I know two single friends that "might"…

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Now hiring the Class of 2013

Someone posted this picture on a different message board (not a strip club board). Don't know where this would be. http://i.imgur.com/ckS1vBM.jpg

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Future P4P

When, if ever, do you think the day will come when it's considered inoffensive (and complimentary if the $ amount is high) for a guy to offer P4P to any woman? Like asking someone if they are interested in…

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Have you had many sexual encounter dreams on alien planets?

I have had many dreams where I was on alien planets and some of those planets had human looking hot females. The weirdest sexual encounter with an alien species in my dreams was some type of walking talking octopus more than…

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Bring a change of clothes if wanting to cum multiple times?

This question is for those that enjoy ejaculating during a lapdance. I've recently gone to my favorite club-Player Club in Baltimore, finished during a dance and felt I'd like to go again as the evening was over in less than…

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jester214 versus jerikson40

You know these guys have such similar personalities it's almost hard to tell them apart. I bet if you did an experiment where you covered up the names in their arguments and had to ask which guy was which, very…

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18 and over in Clearwater (pinella) or Port Richie/New (Pasco)

I've got a boy who is about to turn 19... I wanted to bring him to a strip club. I'd heard about Angels in Clearwater (nude -- so I assume 18+)? We used to call 'em "Juice…

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whats your favorite STD ?

Go on....tell us and the story on how you got it ;)

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Dilemma

After being married for 43 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and…

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Attn: Trojangreg: "Fresh meat"

http://www.theprovince.com/news/vancouver/Orange+refers+young+women+fresh+meat+neighbourhood+where/8622578/story.html

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The wisdom o' SassyBecca

It would be coo-el to see how we'll SassyBecca's wisdom aligns with Duo's... How do you react when... 1. Juicebro, obviously trippin' balls on a mixture of cough syrup, LSD, crack, and yoo-hoo, begins to have a vision o' the LORD when…

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Costs in Miami...

Perhaps my Miami brethren can clue me in, but I recently met up with a chick who claimed to work at Tootsies when I was on the road. The claim she made was that a real balls to the wall…

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Joke of the day

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch hooker videos backwards? A: They like the part where the girl gives the money back