Athletic Shorts
IronFox22
Ohio
I'm aware that there is a spectrum of clothes that can be worn to strip clubs that goes from worse to best. On the low end of the scale would be jeans and any other harder-type clothing that will crush Mr. Willy. In the middle are khakis and khaki shorts, which are usually soft enough to allow for a nice dance experience.
I'm thinking, for the first time in my life, of wearing gym shorts to the club. The clubs I go to are dives and will not generally have a problem with shorts and a t-shirt. The problem is, I know I'm going to feel like a creep walking in there wearing this. I know this because whenever I see other guys wearing the gym shorts, it's obvious that they are there to get some satisfaction. What say you guys on this matter? In Phoenix, where it's still near 100, I think I'll stand out a lot less.
I'm thinking, for the first time in my life, of wearing gym shorts to the club. The clubs I go to are dives and will not generally have a problem with shorts and a t-shirt. The problem is, I know I'm going to feel like a creep walking in there wearing this. I know this because whenever I see other guys wearing the gym shorts, it's obvious that they are there to get some satisfaction. What say you guys on this matter? In Phoenix, where it's still near 100, I think I'll stand out a lot less.
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Iron, at least some of the guys and probably a good chunk of the dancers are going to know exactly what you are doing, so factor that into the equation. So long as your favorite dancers don't seem to mind, I don't see the problem per se, though I would never do it myself.
I like the ones that appreciate my attire and tell me that they like it.
I'm the type of person who likes to dress comfortable. To me, that equals athletic shorts and a T-shirt. The only other options I have world be dress pants, but those don't exactly look right with a Vikings jersey, lol
IronFox, just do your thang man, remember, YOU'RE the customer. You're gonna wear athletic shorts and you love Latinas, you and I might be related.
There was no doubt in my mind I got way more hot dancers come up to me than usual. I think they figure any guy wearing shorts has some money to spend, and they were right! So now I wear them all the time. My ATF doesn't mind either.
As a fellow old fart, I completely agree with his statement, "Do I give a fuck what other customers think?".
Well, there is a regular perv I see frequently that wears his pajama pants to the club.
One would hope you would care enough not to wear jammies
Does it make me look like the prototypical per/PL? Absolutely! Do dancers care? No! In fact, I think seem love it, find it quite amusing.
Now, I should warn that I was denied entry to a couple of clubs on my fall road trip last year, due to the fact that I tried to get in wearing basketball shorts. No problem, just went to different clubs down the street.
Those kind of shorts are comfortable & allow for greater access. There are higher class clubs that allow shorts - NOT just dives.
Do you really give a shit what other patrons think? Forget them! You're there for your own pleasure & good time. Do what you want.
Pay NO attention to the members here who think it is beneath them to dress that way.
If it's warm I might wear khaki shorts but that's the line. To each his own.
YES, I am opinionated and WILL let you know about them.
Do what you want IronFox22
1. the dancers are not shy and neither should you be. once a dancer sees gym shorts, $ go off in her head and she will get to business
2. they are cheap
3. you look like a jock
4. comfy
5. dances are much better
6. quicker boner
7. quicker release
8. saves $ in the end
9. easy access
You are there spending *your* money to have a good time according to what you like – you are not there to spend your money to do what others think you should do. As long as you are not breaking any club rules; it is your money and your experience.
And it’s all often just a matter of getting used to it. I’m sure many may feel awkward the first time they even step foot in a SC. I started wearing thin sweat pants a la commando about 8 years ago and was apprehensive at first – but I’ve much more enjoyed my SCing this way and it has never caused an issue w/ dancers or other PLs – as long as I’m spending – the dancers seem to love me no matter what I wear.
I do most of my SCing at night and thus don’t feel comfortable wearing gym shorts at night – but I recently started wearing gym shorts a la commando and it was awesome.
I hate wearing underwear to the SC – my snake often seems to get tangled with the underwear (I may have been wearing the wrong type of underwear).
I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!
1 you will feel like a creep the first couple of times because, you are, but thats ok because you are going to a SC to perv on naked women. (Read thats kind of the idea)
2 It lets the dancer know that you have a certain set of expectations, and I want to feel you as close to me as you can get. If they dont like it they will avoid you or be Quite obvious about giving you a shitty dance so they can fuck off. (this is the most important reason to wear them)
3 Wearing gym shorts is a good way to get mr happy some free unsolicited action. Most dancers who bare hand the 3rd leg will do soooo much more with a little more privacy and motivation($).
4 If other guys think you are a creep, fuck them, this is a pot calling the kettle black situation. What is their trying to get sexual satisfaction from nearly naked women is any more upstanding than yours? It would be like a rapist saying to another rapist,"well I only rape girls over the age of 18"
No to athletic shorts-- not enough pockets to store money, keys, phone, condoms, wipes and all the essential supplies for a good strip club visit.
I wouldn't worry about it - if your money's green, the dancers will come 'round...