This was my first time here,...

This was my first time here, so I had to become a "member" of the club, which involved taking a slightly-higher-than-average fee at the door ($15? -- I forget), and photocopying my driver's license. There were three dancers working, for a crowd of maybe eight or ten people. I got the sense that everyone besides me was a regular. At a couple of points in the evening, one of the female customers also stripped down and got on stage. This seemed to be a particular fetish of hers, and a regular occurrence. There's something hot about seeing an amateur naked, but it was also a reminder that the clothes/underwear that normal people wear are far removed from what you're used to seeing on stage. One of the three professional dancers was, IMO, drop-dead gorgeous, and spent the whole night talking to one customer who seemed to be a regular patron. The other two were not women I would kick out of bed, but I would consider them "in my league," and I'm not particularly good looking. If I'm going to go to a club and pay money to have a stilted conversation with a stripper, I'd rather have the fantasy of getting with someone who would never be interested in me in real life. I paid $40 for two mediocre lap dances, and left with money still in my pocket.