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Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

A tale of two shifts...first on...

A tale of two shifts...first on a Thursday evening, typical BSC lineup: dozens of mostly hot dancers, club was decently busy (not like 5 years ago, but still crowded in the VIP dance area most…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Was a very small club but...

Was a very small club but nice and comfortable. The staff and the girls were all very nice and welcoming. Not too pushy. The girls were that beautiful but okay. I'd give them a 5-6.…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

I visited Danzers show club last...

I visited Danzers show club last weekend on a Saturday. They have two dance stages surrounded by tables and some booth seating in the corners. You are allowed to smoke inside and the cover is…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I was in Lawrence for a...

I was in Lawrence for a meeting that ended early enough for me to make a stop by the club before meeting friends for dinner. Two things: first, thanks to another TUSCL reviewer who…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

I stopped by this club late...

I stopped by this club late November right before Deer Hunting. I figured it'd be packed full of ladies to wish the guys best luck as they left their wives for an annual trip…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I love TUSCL because it keeps...

I love TUSCL because it keeps track of the last time I have been to a specific club. In the case of the TL, April 29, 2012 was the last time I was here so,…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped in on a Sunday night...

Stopped in on a Sunday night after deciding not to travel any further as the roads were beginning to turn bad. Thought I would check out this club that I have not visited in…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

This is a combined review of...

This is a combined review of several consecutive nights in early December when I had the opportunity to visit one of my favorite little clubs. As has been stated many times before, you don't…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Decided to check out the talent...

Decided to check out the talent level at Blondie's after leaving Dollies (which is located across the street). I was in the area for a few days so I tried here three different evenings.…

Hillside Inn

St. Francis, Wisconsin

You walk I'm and get patted...

You walk I'm and get patted down like the police are searching you. Then they have a 5 dollar cover and one drink minimum. This place is not upscale so Idk why they…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

had not stopped in a while...

had not stopped in a while but since few places open on sunday, stopped by. smaller than most clubs, two stages, BYOB, #20 cover. as you walk in a stage at furthest wall and one to your…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

short version:I would go back if...

short version:I would go back if i was bored on a Saturday night, so meh. Longer version: I strolled in after the ass of a manager let me in (made me feel almost like I…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

So I don't normally find myself...

So I don't normally find myself at a strip club on a Monday night. However, I received a text message from a buddy of mine at around 5:30pm that said, "$3 cover, $1.75 beers, and…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

Well, realize you are pretty much...

Well, realize you are pretty much at the end of the road here. Yes, there is booze, yes, there are naked women. Yes, it is Alaska. If you have been on a…

The Gallery

Murphysboro, Illinois

This place is really chill. I...

This place is really chill. I had a pretty good looking blonde giving me a private dance, worth it. tipped her 10 even though she did not need it. it was quite well got my…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

I'm really beginning to like this...

I'm really beginning to like this place a lot. This is my second visit in about month and a half. There were about 10 girls dancing that day. I like the fact that all the…

Nags Head Gentlemens Venue

Spitalfields, England

Situated close to Fenchurch Street station...

Situated close to Fenchurch Street station as well as Aldgate East tube station, this is probably the least conspicuous club in London. The main door has a bus stop outside, so a few funny looks…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First time coming here because I'm...

First time coming here because I'm new in the area and looking for another hot spot beside Dejavu Inside the club looks nice and clean, plenty of seats available The place looked empty only a few patrons…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

The physical club is indeed unique,...

The physical club is indeed unique, while the dancers and dances bear a similarity to the nearby Scores, though I didn't see the VIP facility. After the mandatory valet and license scan, one enters a large…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

The club is one of the...

The club is one of the few in Indiana equipped with spinning poles on stage. I will say I have seen some ladies like Winter are amazingly talented on those poles. The stage is only…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

I have been going to lap...

I have been going to lap and strip clubs in the Washington DC and Baltimore area for over 20 years. This used to be the worst of all the clubs in the Wash DC area…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

Stopped down early on Saturday night,...

Stopped down early on Saturday night, before meeting some people later on the south side. Since the snow had melted it was easier to find a parking spot. If you have been here before you…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Columbus Gold is a very nice...

Columbus Gold is a very nice club with some of the best girls in Columbus. I stopped by on a Friday night, found a seat at the bar and enjoyed a cold beer. Several…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

This place has a reputation of...

This place has a reputation of being a little "ghetto" but I found it to be anything but! Dark, moody lighting, courteous and on the spot bartender, poker machines and decent bathroom. I stopped in…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

This club was similar to reviews...

This club was similar to reviews that I had read of other Nashville Clubs. The seems to be some sort of 5 foot rule with dancers on stage, meaning no physical contact when tipping. I…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

I don't go to SC's too...

I don't go to SC's too much but stumbled into this place on a weekday afternoon...long story. The drinks were cheap and there was no cover and the girls were average looking but there…

Diamond Jim's

Whitehall, Ohio

Diamond Jim's is becoming my favorite...

Diamond Jim's is becoming my favorite club again. Went on Saturday night about 9 pm. Were about 10 dancers there all in the 5-8 range. Chrissie was tending bar and I ordered a beer (price…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

Stopped In here on a Saturday...

Stopped In here on a Saturday night and the place was pretty packed. It's a small or intimate type of club with a stage In the center with two poles. The DJ was making all…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Was around the area and decided...

Was around the area and decided to stop by as I didn't want to make the extra drive to Providence. Got there around 11pm and paid a $10 fee. I guess I went on a…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I visit this place on a...

I visit this place on a Thursday night, I loved it! It's a little bit tough to find but it's basically a huge warehouse with lots of parking. The stage is pretty big, with many…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This place is everything that Las...

This place is everything that Las Vegas clubs claim to be but aren't. Huuge space (almost too big). I can't talk too much about the ground floor because I was only there for a brief…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

I visited this place around 7:30...

I visited this place around 7:30 on Christmas Eve or the day before it. I was in town for vacation. I checked out Molly Browns first but it was not open until 9. So I…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Ahh once again at the rhino...

Ahh once again at the rhino was crazy. We out clubbing Sunday night and then headed to rhino for after hours with some friends. If you call their free limo service they come pick u…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

I went to Jaguars on the...

I went to Jaguars on the First Tuesday of the month special. $5 lap dances all day. I got there at 2:30 pm. I had never been in this club before. It is BYOB…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

If you're looking for a fun...

If you're looking for a fun club, with a mix of accommodating dancers, then you can't go wrong with EB. If you like Brazilians, then I highly suggest you give the day shift a try.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Had some extra time during lunch...

Had some extra time during lunch so thought I would swing by for some fun. Did the normal valet process...always easy and fast so I do it every time. Around 12:30 arrival and there were…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This review is for 2 Fridays...

This review is for 2 Fridays ago. I got there in the early afternoon and I'm glad I did--by 3:30 or 4 p.m. the place was packed. Reminded me of what the club…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

I plan on making one of...

I plan on making one of my regular visits to this club soon, and I never leave disappointed. They have made the hours they are open later, so if you are looking for someplace…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I visited Hollywood on a Tuesday...

I visited Hollywood on a Tuesday evening with a buddy of mine before a Blues game. We had been to a few strip clubs in our lives including a few in Vegas so we…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Visited Tootsies on Monday eve 1/6/14. Got...

Visited Tootsies on Monday eve 1/6/14. Got there around 8:15 p.m. Went there to watch the FSU/Auburn championship game in Tootsies’ large sportsbar named Knockers (great place to watch a game). I have reviewed Tootsies…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Went to the Mint late on...

Went to the Mint late on a Monday eve on 1/6/14 (arrived a bit before midnight). I had been at Tootsies earlier in the eve watching the FSU/Auburn championship game and decided to hit the Mint…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

The place is small, small parking...

The place is small, small parking lot too. You have a small bar, small square dance area. Not many seats to choose from, either at the bar, around the dance floor or the few small chairs.…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

I went there on a saturday...

I went there on a saturday afternoon round 1 pm place was semi full the nude section wasnt open that day so i went to the other side i went and took a seat by…

The G Spot

Eastampton, New Jersey

Where do I start. If your...

Where do I start. If your looking for a classic strip club experience, this is not it. If you want to kill a hour or so ok. I stopped by on a late afternoon. There…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

First time visiting this club, a...

First time visiting this club, a little hard to figure out. I got a beer at the bar on the far wall, but struggled to find a spot to sit down. The main…

Shadow Cabaret

Pompano Beach, Florida

One of the many sleezey clubs...

One of the many sleezey clubs in the area with poor quality of dancers to choose from. With other clubs that have 100% better talent I am amazed that these types exist. 3 dancers and non…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

looking to blow off some steam...

looking to blow off some steam after work. Been here several times and generally happy with the experience. Based on the area, I am very surprised/impressed with quality of the girls. Hot and friendly. The…

Eye Candy Showgirls

San Diego, California

Was in San Diego on Business...

Was in San Diego on Business and had time to kill. This club is away from the others clubs in San Diego, and walking in seems a little seedy. The club still needs…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

I had been to Tootsies earlier...

I had been to Tootsies earlier on this Monday eve 1/6/14 to watch the FSU/Auburn championship game. After the game I headed to the Mint for some of my favorite chocolate. The Mint…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Once again the Blue Moon shoots...

Once again the Blue Moon shoots and scores! Went on a MOnday during the xmas/new years holiday. Was looking to see how a certain Mia looked as i'd read about her in previous posts. Found…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by The Diamond Club for...

Stopped by The Diamond Club for the first time in many months just to see if any improvements had been made. The physical appearance of the club is unchanged but the club is clean with…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to bourbon street for...

I went to bourbon street for the first time in a long while. Very much the same as usual, dark, comfy, free popcorn, hot waitress. But strangely enough it was differing in one…

Camelot West

Lexington, Kentucky

I use to visit this club...

I use to visit this club more often but the quality of dancers has gone done hill. It kinda turns into a regular club after midnight. They charge non-working gals extar to come…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

In the area and decided to...

In the area and decided to swing by. It was a pretty nice place at the end of a strip mall. Went inside and it was pretty packed. I wonder if that is every night…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

This club is almost like your...

This club is almost like your friendly neighborhood bar....only with boobies! A couple nice girls on every shift and I was told that they recently banned smoking in the club. Went here with my…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

OK so first off you are...

OK so first off you are in Virginia, not the best place for strip clubs. I’ve been here several times and for the area it’s pretty good, yeah it’s not Texas, Florida nor SOCAL…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This place is constantly busy during...

This place is constantly busy during the day and if you are going to go to a club before evening hours there is not a better club in Phoenix. Honestly, I don't know if there…

Goldfingers Infinity Gentlemen's Club

New York, New York

I've been here quite a few...

I've been here quite a few times and I have yet to be disappointed. Decided to stop by after a long shift at work and was greeted by many lovely ladies working tonight.…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

This place rules. Went here for...

This place rules. Went here for a bachelor party about a year ago. They sent a van to pick up our group, which arrived exactly when we requested it. Inside, there is a main…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

After a few months I went...

After a few months I went looking for a particular dancer, who was not there, and stayed to enjoy a couple beers and scenery. Dancers were on the "curvy" side but pretty and a good…

Saigon Passion III

Honolulu, Hawaii

Dunno why I keep getting drawn...

Dunno why I keep getting drawn to this place, but it has been almost a year since I last visited, and boy, have things gone down hill There is still the full bar on the one…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a couple of times and I guess it's hit or miss on weekdays. It's probably best to go on the weekends.. The location of the club is in an…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Was in Nashville for business, this...

Was in Nashville for business, this club was just down the street from my hotel, so I gave it a shot. Cover was $16. It was a Monday night but there were…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

After taking about 5 months off...

After taking about 5 months off from visiting the LC Deja Vu i was hoping maybe things have changed after my last visit. While it was probably better than the last time its still…

Goldfingers Infinity Gentlemen's Club

New York, New York

I'd been hearing about this club...

I'd been hearing about this club a lot and decided to go check it out for myself. At first it was cute; there was a massage girl giving massages and a few girls on the…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Great place, all the dancers are...

Great place, all the dancers are fairly attractive and diverse. Great dances and drinks. The only negative is that all the girls seem offer different dance prices and the shot girls are highly annoying, rude,…

Harper's

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Usually go on Tuesday for bogo...

Usually go on Tuesday for bogo dances in VIP or fantasy room. Two nude dances for $25 is quite the bargain these days. Some gals more welcoming than others. Wandering hands abound by…

Stewies

Fort Wayne, Indiana

This club could be so much...

This club could be so much better if the made a few changes. 1) If you open at 11 don't make the guy who comes in at 3 pm wait 35 min before you take…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Stopped in one afternoon to kill...

Stopped in one afternoon to kill some time between meetings. I was pleasantly surprised. The club has a nice feel. Even in the afternoon they have two stages going. The ratio…

Club SinRock

Anchorage, Alaska

Pretty young girls who are very...

Pretty young girls who are very interested in getting a private dance with you as that is how they make most of there money. Dances are over priced and no touching is strictly enforced.…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Business trip to NY and got...

Business trip to NY and got an opportunity to check out Cheetahs and Private Eyes! I have to say Private Eyes certainly was a better bang for the buck! Got there around 8 pm. You can…

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Language

OK, most won't have this problem, but quite common in other areas. You sit at the club and a hot dancers comes over to you, but doesn't speak, in my case, English. How do you handle this? Sometimes we can…

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Ability to speak Klingon...Zipman we need you now

"Conservative Politician Writes Resignation In Klingon AUTHOR: RANDA MORRIS JANUARY 6, 2014 It's not all that uncommon for a politician to resign before their term is complete. Even when that representative has only been in office for a couple of months, it's…

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"her" The Movie

There is a soon to be released movie named "her" starring Joaquin Phoenix as an introverted guy that falls in love with the voice of an intelligent computer OS. It's already been nominated for some Best Picture awards. I think…

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Arnie's in Chicago (Harvey) May be Out of Commission

This is a high mileage/extras black club in Harvey near Chicago. Probably not the cup of tea of most TUSCLers; but from a recent review: “… This isn't a review, more of an FYI to anyone who may be looking…

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OT: FSU vs Auburn

any predictions on tonight's game?

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NFL coaches with Stripper Names

"Lovie" Smith Bill "Bella"-chick "Leslie" Frazier (fired) Pete "Carol"

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So you like sucking on titties?

Here is a gem from 2004. "When I was still working at a club, during the last year, I would have my boyfriend produce seed and then I'd rub it into my boobs. I would spay a little vanilla just to…

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Minneapolis clubs

Long time reader, first time poster here. Will be in Minneapolis for a week on business later this month. Was wondering if anyone has any suggestions for clubs to visit. You can probably see from my reviews of some…

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Philosophical Question about Aging

This is more of a philosophical question that is only tangentially related to clubbing. For those of us who are getting a bit on in years, do you ever feel like there's a gap between how you feel and how…

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Refusing a dance because you didnt like the look of the PL who got a dance befor

Have you refused to get a dance with a stripper because you didn't like the look of the PL who got a dance before you? ie you see a homeless looking dude who stinks come out of the VIP…

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Clubs in Sacramento

I'm going to be in Sacramento in a few weeks. Can any locals/previous travelers recommend a high mileage/low cost SC?

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yoga pants

Is it just me or is the yoga pants fad continuum into winter as strong as ever? I see lots of them. I love it! At lunch today I was finishing ordering and grabbing my drink and next to me…

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Busted!

Yesterday afternoon, drivers were shocked when a small plane landed on the Major Deegan Expressway in The Bronx. No one was injured after pilot Michael Schwartz brought the single-engine Piper plane onto the northbound lanes at 233rd Street around 3…

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F bomb record!

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/01/05/wolf-wall-street-sets-record-for-cursing/?intcmp=features

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I have been to Flamingo about...

I have been to Flamingo about once every 6 months or so in the last 2 years. My most recent trip was pretty standard. 15 buck to get in, inc a water. (extra $1 to…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

Stopped by this club on Saturday...

Stopped by this club on Saturday night. Saw a sign on the door that said the club is temporarily only open from 7pm-2am. Only 5 dancers on shift, 4 of them below average and…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I was at a concert and...

I was at a concert and my group decided we should hit a strip club before retiring for the night. Some hipster overheard us talking after the show and said, "Go to HB's!", so…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Made a Friday night visit arriving...

Made a Friday night visit arriving at around 9:15 and leaving 12:30am. One thing I really hate about this club is the stage it's terrible. Several girls said hi and I did the 2 for…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Second trip to Blue Moon. The...

Second trip to Blue Moon. The club is in a bad section of town but at least the parking lot is well lit and security stands outside the door and is watching the parking lot.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Been there four times and the...

Been there four times and the quality is always been consistent. Above average to hot dancers. Some girls let you touch the kitty and others don't. Saw there bachelors special once. Two…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Went to hk with a girlfriend....

Went to hk with a girlfriend. Had to buy a beer each to get in. I don't like that because I like to come and go often. Since it is holiday time there were not…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

We had heard that Mary's was...

We had heard that Mary's was an iconic establishment and it might be but I don't see why. It really is just a dive bar with reasonable prices for beers. Expect to…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Make this a place to visit...

Make this a place to visit if you are looking for a Gentleman's club in Minneapolis. I was there New Year's Eve during the free cover period and stayed until the new year. Mandatory $9…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Stopped in about 3 on a...

Stopped in about 3 on a Wednesday there was no cover. There was about 15 girls working most were young and attractive. The only negative was there were a few that should have…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

I went to this place for...

I went to this place for my past birthday my first club visit ever. The ladies were sexy and there was a variety of them all ethnicities. Soon as you pay to get in you…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Came here on a Tuesday evening...

Came here on a Tuesday evening with some friends, and right away I noticed that for 3 people to get in they charged 60 bucks in total so 20 bucks per person. I said what…

Madame Oar's

Binghamton, New York

It has been a few, several,...

It has been a few, several, years since I've been here and it's changed a lot and not for the better. Granted the girls were overall decent but they didn't seem to bring it on…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

As always the club is nice,...

As always the club is nice, out of the way down an industrial road. I do enjoy the occasional plan landing as I walk in , which was the case Friday night. That seems to…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Stopped by this place late on...

Stopped by this place late on a Sunday a couple weeks back. Got there really late and it was around the holidays, so the place seemed super dead. I was able to park on the…

Bliss Gentlemen's Lounge

Toronto, Ontario

This place is pretty run down,...

This place is pretty run down, but some of the girls are very nice. The staff is pleasant and the overall vibe is ok. The backrooms as another reviewer posted are not very private.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Yearly visit - once again, a...

Yearly visit - once again, a slow but steady decline is in evidence. It's an interesting layout -- lots of nooks and crannies, with a main stage surrounded by theatre seats, a lap dance area…

Xcess Gentlemen's Club

Carteret, New Jersey

Visited here on a Sunday night...

Visited here on a Sunday night around 10PM. Parking is well lit and feels safe. Club looks kind of non-impressive from outside. Was surprised to find out that there was a $10 cover. Paid and…

Trails Men's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

Me and my girlfriend went in...

Me and my girlfriend went in about 4:30 on a Sunday afternoon because the other clubs were closed, but we were not disappointed. There was no cover charge at that point so that was nice.…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Has been a while since my...

Has been a while since my last post/visit. I arrived around 1230p, working was Dawn, Monica, baby girl, Julie, Snowflake and 2 black girls that I did not know. Got dances from Dawn and Snowflake…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

I was stuck at the airport...

I was stuck at the airport and had hours to kill so I grabbed a car and headed out to the club. Read mixed reviews so I was not expecting much. Showed up at…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

The dancer quality score is an...

The dancer quality score is an average. There was only one girl that was super hot when I went, but they had just opened (Sunday at noon). There were dancers walking in every few minutes,…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

So after spending some time at...

So after spending some time at the Hard Rock, I swung in here on the way home just to check the place out. Walked in and paid the $20 door fee to get into…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This is my favorite club! ...

This is my favorite club! I guess you can consider me a regular. I think it's a lot of other people's favorite club too. I have been going to this club for the…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Visited on a recent Monday afternoon....

Visited on a recent Monday afternoon. There were several girls there, but almost none were up to par. I'd say about 3 out of the 12 or so were 7s or above.…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Visited Cheetah's on the Monday before...

Visited Cheetah's on the Monday before NYE and it was pretty crowded; mostly with the college kids off on winter break by the looks of things. $10 to get in; ~$8 for a bottled beer…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This visit was about a month...

This visit was about a month and a half ago, although I've been to this club a few times during the past year, as it has convenient times (is open in the afternoon) and location…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

Similar to other clubs in the...

Similar to other clubs in the area. You have a small selection of girls available that you can pick from. The building is in the warehouse district just like several others of its kind. The…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

This is a combined review for...

This is a combined review for two visits I made to Lollipops back in late October as a visitor to Daytona Beach. I went in on a Sunday night and then again on Wednesday…

Tijuana Strip Club Binge

A business visit to San Diego enabled me to enjoy a three night strip club binge in Tijuana. On each of three separate visits to Tijuana, I parked my rental car in a guarded lot near the border and walked across to the taxi stand for a $5 cab ride to the Zone of Tolerance, the area of Tijuana where prostitution laws are not enforced and where the there is a concentration of strip clubs. My first trip started in Hong Kong, arriving around 8PM on a weekday, a bit early for the A team to make an appearance. Browsed the selection and said no to some B team players who offered their services. It was…

2013: A Year of Firsts

As a new year of strip clubbing begins, it seems appropriate to reminisce about the year that has just ended. I visited my first strip club in the 1970s and a few more in the 1980s, but my clubbing didn't begin in earnest until about 20 years ago. During the past year, with greater disposable income and excellent advice from TUSCL, I have taken the hobby to a new level. Some firsts or notable incidents of 2013 include: 1. First table HJ: Like any veteran clubber, I've had lots of HJs during private dances, but in January a stripper at a mid-level club in Austin stroked me to completion under the table. This unsolicited attention…

The Reality of Being a Regular

Being a dancer's regular customer has both advantages and disadvantages. I am not a 'Wanna Dance' guy. I would rather spend my time with one or two regular girls than get dances from a bunch of different ones. I like to get to know them and look forward to coming in and visiting them. I like that as soon as I walk in the door they come right over to see me, give me a big hug and seem happy that I am there. As a regular, my favorites are normally very generous with their time. They will sit and talk with me at the bar or when they are on stage. We talk about things that are going on in…

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13 Christian Tips To Help Republicans Avoid Gay Flings With The New Male Intern

Hamilton Medford Now that we have boldly entered the year 2014 A.D., it means we have a new eager, bustling field of desperate interns working at our corporations. Fresh out of college, these eager beavers are smart, strapping and very…

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Bigfoot Found Dead in Colorado, Died of Marijuana Overdose

Haywood Bynum III+ Pastors Against Marijuana in America, Chairman Aspen, Colorado (DailyMail) – Marijuana has claimed yet another victim. Legendary American icon, Bigfoot, was found dead a few miles away from a Colorado Marijuana Shop. Shop owner David Orteese says…

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what?

What is with all the bible thumping today?

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Is God the Original Prankster?

"Bad news bear: A Syrian bear of the kind that God sent to massacre Jewish children for insulting his baldy prophet Elisha. THE year is circa 560 to 540BC. The book is 2 Kings. The weather is apocryphal. Elisha, the hard-working…

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Champagne room??

So I'm new to strip clubs! I'm 25 years old (I know) I've been to a few clubs in Fort Worth had a few lapdances it was good.. Then my friend took me to clubs in Dallas (baby dolls and…

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Lap Dancers, Massages, and Sluts

It seems to be the consensus around here that lap dancers are sluts, who are unworthy of marrying and receiving the uberdaddygenes of TUSCL members. I'm just trying to get my head around this. Are women who get massages sluts?…

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Tina Fey Makes It Rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Q09Lag1cY

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Why stay?

In another topic, SlickSpic stated, "We have many more members that don't comment on the discussion board than do. This site had many, many reviews. With all the reviewers, I'd figure that we'd have more commenters. I wonder what makes…

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hey guys...

what's up? how's life? life happen to my life.

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Friend Seeking an Arrangement

A friend of mine is looking for advice on seeking to make a long-term arrangement with someone. Looking for blowjobs, sex and maybe some doty, kissing etc. Nothing weird or unusual, just something steady and somewhat reliable. I have…

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drinking gives you wings

One night a guy goes to the bar to have a couple of drinks. The bar is upstairs with a balcony. He watches another patron down a drink then walk out on the balcony, stand up on the railing and…

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Mixing

Civilian girls should be dated and married not paid for trophies that's just asking for trouble And Dancers should be paid for sex not to be dated and married that's just asking for trouble Come on guys let's not mix. Keep the down…

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***There is NO Deity/God / We're ALL made of Star Dust From Supernovas & Element

Scientifically proven!!! :) :) :)

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I know who Super_Mane is...

Normally I old say that outing a fellow TUSCLer is seriously uncoo-el, but Super_Mane is able to defend himself so I say this as a public service. He is NICHOLAS CAGE my brothers. Think about it...kinda crazy but in a…

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Decision 2 Discuss

We have many more members that don't comment on the discussion board than do. This site had many, many reviews. With all the reviewers, I'd figure that we'd have more commenters. I wonder what makes I one…

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Late night drinking

Since I am never out that late anymore. These clubs that stay open until 3 or 4 or 6AM. Can they still serve alcohol that late or do they have to resort to non alcoholic drinks after a certain time?

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United States Coast Guard Ice Cutter on the way.....

...to save the poor Chinese and Russian ships. Business as usual.

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Jackson MS 2AMer.

According to the Jackson Police Department, a suspect has been taken to the hospital after shooting at security guards at a local strip club. J.P.D. Officer Colendula Green said the 24-year-old suspect caused a disturbance inside Black Diamonds strip club around…

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ChrisTwire...reliable news for now people!!!

With all the newsmax posts I'm glad to see some posts from a REAL conservative site. I totally dig the liberal cat in: http://christwire.org/2012/02/is-tumblr-stealing-the-souls-of-your-children/ So, is tumblr stealing the souls of your children? Of course it is. And it's a well known…

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A good answer if a dancer asks whether you like natural or fake

Just tell her you like them flexible. She was happy. I had not seen hers yet. I suspected she had implants with her just asking the question and using the word fake as well. Plus it isn't much fun to feel rock hard implants…

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Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming

Yesterday, Brother shark posted this discussion: 'Ship stuck in the ice was studying global warming, haha' along with a link to that ever-reliable fount of wisdom and reality, NEWSMAX.COM. I humbly add to this foundation by posting this story from ChrisTwire.org…

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OT: Biblical Proof That all Americans Have Right to Bear Arms and Assault Weapon

Thanks to dallas702 for posting Detroit article from the always reliable NEWSMAX.com. Here's an article from an even more reliable source, God's word in the Bible by way of ChrisTwire.org http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/christwirelogo3.png whose mission statement is-- "Dear friends, we are living in cruel…

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Multiple private dances same visit

As a newbie, for those who go regularly... Is it common to get multiple private dances during a visit? I haven't been to a lap dance SC yet, and just wondered if it's common to get a private room dance, come…

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Who is going to be

Ok Y'all. Who is going to be the best porn star of 2014

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OT: from NEWSMAX -Detroit Police Chief: Armed Citizens Deter Crime

I am sure that at least one regular on TUSCL will cringe when reading this: - - 'Detroit Police Chief James Craig has an idea for fighting crime — arm more citizens. "When we look at the good community members who…

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What do you think......

Alutards new profile will consist of?

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State police seize alcohol, money from McKees Rocks{PA} strip club

State police seized alcohol and money from a McKees Rocks strip club Friday, authorities said. Liquor enforcement officers served a search warrant at Club Erotica, 826 Island Ave., around 8 p.m. Friday for liquor sales without a license, according to…

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Dallas 2AMer.

Two men were injured Saturday morning in a shooting outside a strip club near Love Field. Police said the name of the shooter is unknown. They didn't release any identifying details and said their investigation is ongoing. The two men suffered non-life-threatening…

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in public

Ever had sex with a dancer on the main floor with crowds of people watching ?

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Beyonce could Strip for Me Any Time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COHXL4bIhBE

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Ever have one of your favorites sad stories make the national news?

I did. Did you hear about the 3 South Carolina hikers rescued from the Appalachian trail? One of my favorites is the sister. She said he was ok but his two friends were talking about dieing and had…

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Man nicknamed 'Six-Nine' charged with strip club killing

I don't buy the explanation of why he's called "Six-Nine" and I believe he's innocent because he has an honest face. http://www.actionnewsjax.com/content/topstories/story/Man-nicknamed-Six-Nine-charged-with-strip-club/dYWSb7nNh0iFqhaouMJkOA.cspx

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Any local joints with some action?

Just moved back to the area. Used to be a pussycat theater on the north end where a guy could really get his money's worth if he was generous with the dancers. Anything like that still in the area?

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Pole Skills

this girl has them and they are insane. She dances on the ceiling at about the 40 second mark http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpShrf0In74#t=46

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Coyote Ugly in Denver, 500 16th St., Denver CO 80202

I suppose purists of the Stepchild of the Arts would shun this establishment, since the girls wear infinitely more garments than the denizens of the Evil Empire. However, for enthusiasm and audience participation, this club does more than other…

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Not a good way to end a night of clubbing

From a recent review of “Harley Riders Night Club” in Temple Hills, Maryland: “… i left the club at around 2 a.m in the morning and headed to the parking lot.As i got into my car two men with armed with…

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Fancy

So I was at the strip club the last Sunday when this bad ass blonde in minuscule Daisy Dukes and a babydoll tee took the stage. She proceeded to put on one hell of a show. Pole work.…

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OT:Sugar Bowl

What an ending to one hell of a game. I'm gonna miss college football.

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OT: Because guns are *bad*!

And only us good people should have access to them. And if you're not me, you're not good enough. http://dailycaller.com/2013/12/31/bloomberg-leaves-office-today-protected-by-firearms/

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:Hef's Leftovers

Good morning my brethren. Tis' a beautiful Friday morning. The year 2014 will bring happiness and joy to us all. Let us start the new year off properly, with another round of Fuck-Marry-Kill. Today, we will…

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What is the funniest thing you have told a dancer?

There is a blonde that works at my usual club with big fake tits. She is usually pretty fucked up on alcohol or pills or ? One time she was really fucked up and she tried to sit on my…

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New York Times: Houston and Its Strip Clubs Call a Truce

The New York Times covers strip club news: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/03/us/houston-and-its-strip-clubs-call-a-truce.html?pagewanted=1

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Ship stuck in the ice was studying global warming, haha

Just in case you did not hear. The ship stuck in the ice at the South Pole was a ship full of scientists studying global warming. Apparently they have a sense of humor, they stated they need to stay sober…

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Mayor

Who do you think could be the mayor of tuscl?

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OT. Doncha just hate it when somebody slips fox meat in your donkey meat?

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/02/22142622-wal-mart-recalls-five-spice-donkey-meat-in-china-after-tests-reveal-fox?lite

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What's the Greatest Criticism You've Actually Told a Dancer to Fer Face?

Sharkhunter's recent thread, "Things you thought about saying to strippers but decided not to," inspired me to post this one. It's the opposite of shark's: A dancer kept pestering me for more and more money, while negotiating for a lap…

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Hey Alucard!

Indiana not only believes in protecting the right of it's citizens to carry lawful firearms, but the cops are no longer immune to the Castle Doctrine. http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/guns/new-indiana-law-allows-citizens-shoot-officers Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds, it just negates the idiotic court…

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PL No More!

https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1499517_10152201295567783_1503024808_n.jpg?dl=1

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18K Robbery Led to Phoenix Officer, Civilian Shot

The armed robbery of $18,000 from two employees of a strip club led to the shooting of a police officer and a civilian in an east Phoenix street, authorities said Thursday. Two men were arrested after Tuesday afternoon's shooting, which came…

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What can the PLs that post here do to improve TUSCL?

On Papi's "How Can TUSCL be Improved ?" Thread we just had Founder say "coming soon". So maybe we'll see some new stuff! But I'd like to hear comments on what we could do to make this a better community of…

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PL's in NYC

Good luck with your new mayor.Your SC days are over.

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Extras at a place with a reputation of providing no extras?

Hey, has anyone ever gotten extras at a place with a reputation of providing no extras?

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Gia (Formerly of the Gold Club Philadelphia)

Does anyone know where Gia that used to work for the Gold Club is working now. She had the piercings and the angel wing tattoo.

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Doing Hard Time

How pissednoff Woodbury be if you were serving a sentence in Colorado for possession of marijuana right now with the law changes?

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Xtras

Why isn't the a Top ten list of clubs known for having girls that provide extras? I would think that would be a valuable list for strip club fans. Even if they aren't in your area, it's always good for…

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Snowed In

It's January 2 and I had planned to make my first strip club visit of the year. But now I'm snowed in with no chance for fun. Detroit weather is not kind to people who drive little sports…

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2013, A Look Back

This was my most active year to date and I enjoyed the nostalgia of re-reading through my reviews. Here are my numbers. Feel free to post your own. 31 Total Club Visits at 20 Different Clubs over 9 months…

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Medical Advice

If you had a erection that had lasted more than 4 hours, would you: A) seek immediate medical attention? B) put on some baggy pants, and get on the next plane to Thailand?

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420

Big news from the Mile High City Today amendment 64 was put into effect. It was voted on over a year ago to allow recreational use of Marijuana. Over the past year law makers have written and put into affect…

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Dayton Strip Clubs

Does anyone know anything about the dayton,oh Sc's? i am going to be driving through dayton heading to columbus in a few weeks and I planned to stay overnight in The dayton area and i want to check them out…

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joke of the day

This guy was at the bar having a couple of beers and he notices an old guy at the other end of this bar that had hot young girls hanging all over him. It seemed like every good looking…

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How Can TUSCL be Improved ?

+ Prop/Flag system – would be nice if these were more easily readable – would also be nice if one was notified when one's reviews were propped/flagged (at least propped) + text editor – would be nice to have a more…

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Morphing SC Business Model?

I think the business model most SC's use is outdated and is destined for continual decline in revenue and maybe closure. Here's why.. First, the SC's (Dancers) can no longer prey nearly as much on a PL's naivety like in…

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Dancing At The Blue Iguana

Just flipping through the channels when I happened to spy upon this flick. I love the dressing room scenes.

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I resolve to..

I resolve to: 1. Be kinder to my co-workers 2. Be more generous to my stripper friends 3. Not sweat the small stuff (life's too short) 4. Have as much fun that an old guy can have, legally of course. You?

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I resolve to..

I resolve to: 1. Be kinder to my co-workers 2. Be more generous to my stripper friends 3. Not sweat the small stuff (life's too short) 4. Have as much fun that an old guy can have, legally of course. You?

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Another Endorsement for Stock Ticker RICK

Another article suggesting stock ticker RICK is currently very undervalued (these guys are looking at a "conservative target" of $15 or, at least, another 40%+ gain from here) http://seekingalpha.com/article/1910991-hungry-for-profits-2-value-priced-restaurants-for-all-ages?source=yahoo All this despite RickyBoyDugan and txtittyfuck saying it was a terrible buy in…

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Rule 34

https://www.facebook.com/BikiniBowfishing/photos_stream http://www.bikinibowfishing.com/

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OT:Check This Out

As some if you already know, I am a Neandethal who lives and loves fighting. This kid is the future. http://youtu.be/g_1KfvOYVi0

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What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

Good morning & happy New year. As in past years, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has created a searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. And as… Read… While collecting insertions into various orifices for our annual feature, we…

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What's your opinion or experience?

I'm currently at Ricks Cabaret in nola on bourban. By far my favorite on bourban bit second place to visions in new orleans east. Anyway I have gone with this strategy of when there is a girl I like on…

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Fuck the discreetion and go point blank

Whenever you get a sob story from a girl, for the most part, we (you) can safely say don't give a shit and just want to dance for these bands. But have you ever just straight up no fluff, point…

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getting a reputation with the dancers

Had an interesting experience last week. I was just sitting by myself avoiding dancers ...lack of money, when a very cute Blondel Russian dancer comes up to me and introduces herself to me...-I went to return the favor when she…

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hey y'all

Just wanted to wish all y'all a PEACEFUL,SAFE & HAPPY NEW YEAR.

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Five Vagina Stories That Got Women (And Men) Talking In 2013 #NSFW

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/31/vagina-stories-2013_n_4493523.html

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Lap Dances in Sex Shop Video Booths?

Never done it, just a possibility that occurred to me. Clearly there are lots of issues. 1st one being the dancer agreeing to it. It's probably safer than going to a custy's home/hotel, but not as safe…

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Paid/VIP Seating ?

It seems there are clubs that are big on getting PLs to pay for seating. I don't like to pay extra to sit but don't mind if there is paid/VIP seating as long as they have plenty of free seating. But some…

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Robin Roberts "comes out"

I saw a blurb that former ESPNer and current Good Morning America host Robin Roberts has come out of the closet. A few thoughts.... She is not related to former MLB pitcher Robin Roberts. Most of my life, Roberts' claim to…

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How have you found the clubs during the holidays ?

For those that have SCed in the last 10 days or so; have you noticed any difference in the talent (either in #s or quality)? I was thinking perhaps many dancers may take time off to be w/ family or travel…

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Joke of the day

Dad: Well son, how did you do in the spelling contest? Son: Not so good, I missed the first word. Dad: The first word! What was it? Son: posse Dad: posse?! No wonder you misspelled it, you don't even know how to pronounce it!

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Gunmen Rob Man in Strip Club Parking Lot {Easton PA}

Wilson police say a Forks Township man smoked marijuana with two men who then robbed him at gunpoint in the parking lot of a borough strip club. It happened Monday night at Spanky's East on Butler Street, where the 22-year-old man…

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Reason # 1...

Reasons to be a TUSCLer: 1) https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=203248