Normally I old say that outing a fellow TUSCLer is seriously uncoo-el, but Super_Mane is able to defend himself so I say this as a public service. He is NICHOLAS CAGE my brothers. Think about it...kinda crazy but in a coo-el way...loves Superman (dude's son is named Kal-el). He has clearly be playing superhero in Atlanta!
To celebrate my discovery, I'm going to share Nicholas Cage ding Miley Cyrus' "Wtecking Ball":
christwire.org/2013/09/what-if-nicholas-cage-did-wrecking-ball/
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last commentAs the site says...
The most disturbing thing about Miley Cyrus’ new Wrecking Ball video occurs when you realize that with her haircut, Miley Cyrus resembles Justin Bieber from a distance. And then you realize, Justin Bieber could probably pass for a semi-attractive woman you would flesh-shank in a moment of lust.
Not sure if that is true (well, maybe for Juicebro...he's a wild 'n crazy guy) but keep that in mind and imagine Nic Cage's face thrown into the mix. Then go experience the video!
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Zip - keep practicing your humor; your act isn't ready for prime time.
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^^^ homo
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Joker my man...can you prove to me that Super_Mane is NOT Nicholas Cage? 'Cos it would be frickin' coo-el if Nic Cage posted here...
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Indeed, can you prove to me that you're NOT Juice?
And more to the point, how could you prove to YOURSELF that you aren't Juice? I betcha you can't do it.
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Zip, that comedic conceit is the least of your problems attempting to be humorous. Less posting, more watching Stewart & Colbert.
ChrisTwire is beyond your scope for now, but keep practicing and learning. Someday you might be able to post there.
Peace, brother zip.
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It is what it is
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Super - "It is what it is"
Not always:
"Bill Clinton and the Meaning of "Is "
Years from now, when we look back on Bill Clinton's presidency, its defining moment may well be Clinton's rationalization to the grand jury about why he wasn't lying when he said to his top aides that with respect to Monica Lewinsky, "there's nothing going on between us." How can this be? Here's what Clinton told the grand jury (according to footnote 1,128 in Starr's report):
"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not--that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement....Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true."
The distinction between "is" and "was" was seized on by the commentariat when Clinton told Jim Lehrer of PBS right after the Lewinsky story broke, "There is no improper relationship." Chatterbox confesses that at the time he thought all these beltway domes were hyperanalyzing, and in need of a little fresh air. But it turns out they were right: Bill Clinton really is a guy who's willing to think carefully about "what the meaning of the word 'is' is." This is way beyond slick. Perhaps we should start calling him, "Existential Willie."
--Timothy Noah"
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Thanks joker. I forgot how stupid Clinton sounded. And everyone knew he was lying anyway.
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I love Bill
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I love blow jobs
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C'mon Joker...you've got to admit that Miley Cyrus riding a wrecking ball nude with Nic Cage's face superimposed is freak-EEE.
And a dude naming his son Kal-el. That be some coo-el shit. I bet Kal-el will hate his dad in high school but thank him when he is thirty. Fuck yeah Kal-el!
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I mean really...I kind of wish my birth name was Norrin Radd.
Course I probably would have wasted a bunch o' time surfing rather than posting here.
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I think this is some great detective work! Welcome to the best internet resource for gents out on the SC prowl!
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"Course I probably would have wasted a bunch o' time surfing rather than posting here."
Lucky, we are.
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Blow jobs are nice
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I have a name too, it begins with A. LOL
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