It seems to be the consensus around here that lap dancers are sluts, who are unworthy of marrying and receiving the uberdaddygenes of TUSCL members. I'm just trying to get my head around this.
Are women who get massages sluts? Does the non-reversible slutification occur if the masseuse touches their boobs? their butt?


They are sluts if the finger enters the vagina or asshole (or asswhole, as the case may be).
And, for the record, I've got no problem with sluts. Some of my best adventures have involved sluts. SLUTS RULE!!!