Joke of the day

Lol!

Good jokes, brothers.

Two Jews walk into a bar. Then they buy it.

Lol

Slick - and they're going to share???

A stripper walks into the club carrying a duck. A guy sitting at the bar says, "Where did you get that pig?" The stripper says, "You moron! That's not a pig. It's a duck." The man replies, "I was talking to the duck."

Barrack Obama returns from an official trip and disembarks from Airforce one carrying a pig under each arm. Vice President Biden greets him and asks about the pigs. President Obama says I got this one for Michelle and this one for my two children. The Vice President responds: great trade sir.

A young man graduated with a degree from Texas Tech (note: in the interest of inclusiveness, insert your least favorite school here). He got a job as a deputy sheriff in (insert Alabama, Arkansas, Tennessee, Mississippi, West Virginia or Kentucky). One day he drove his cruiser back to the station, and the sheriff saw that there was a pig in the front seat.

"Boy, what is that PIG doing in yo' cruiser?"

"Well, Sheriff, Ah spotted him alongside the road and Ah don't want let him get run dawn!"

"Well, sheeit son, take him to the zoo."

Four hours later the deputy returns and the pig is still on the front seat!

"BOY," shouts the sheriff, "Ah thought Ah told you to take that PIG to the ZOO!"

"Why Sheriff, Ah did, an' we had such a good tamm we're going' back tomorrow!"

obama

Great joke Clubber : )

Just a try at some black comedy.

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation,he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?The nurse responds, "they're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care.