Joke of the day
Dad: Well son, how did you do in the spelling contest?
Son: Not so good, I missed the first word.
Dad: The first word! What was it?
Son: posse
Dad: posse?! No wonder you misspelled it, you don't even know how to pronounce it!
Son: Not so good, I missed the first word.
Dad: The first word! What was it?
Son: posse
Dad: posse?! No wonder you misspelled it, you don't even know how to pronounce it!
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Two Jews walk into a bar. Then they buy it.
"Boy, what is that PIG doing in yo' cruiser?"
"Well, Sheriff, Ah spotted him alongside the road and Ah don't want let him get run dawn!"
"Well, sheeit son, take him to the zoo."
Four hours later the deputy returns and the pig is still on the front seat!
"BOY," shouts the sheriff, "Ah thought Ah told you to take that PIG to the ZOO!"
"Why Sheriff, Ah did, an' we had such a good tamm we're going' back tomorrow!"
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.
The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation,he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.
Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?The nurse responds, "they're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care.