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A business visit to San Diego enabled me to enjoy a three night strip club binge in Tijuana. On each of three separate visits to Tijuana, I parked my rental car in a guarded lot near the border and walked across to the taxi stand for a $5 cab ride to the Zone of Tolerance, the area of Tijuana where prostitution laws are not enforced and where the there is a concentration of strip clubs. My first trip started in Hong Kong, arriving around 8PM on a weekday, a bit early for the A team to make an appearance. Browsed the selection and said no to some B team players who offered their services. It was a slow night so eventually a mesero (one of the Hong Kong waiters) drags over a chica what was definitely near the bottom of the B flight and offers her services. I say no. He says "is she too big for you?" Absolutely, she could have been a linebacker for the 49ers. He returns with a slender attractive chica who was much more to my liking and drags both of us up to the Miami Room, a private section with a dance floor and stripper pole and nicely appointed private rooms. I didn't object to the trip to the Miami room because I had been wanting to see the facility. The mesero tried to sell the large VIP for an hour but I deferred to the smaller room on the first floor. Had a very nice GFE session with BBBJ and covered FS. I would recommend her, but not the Miami room (I prefer to have a shower available). Total investment, $70 for the dancer and $20 for the Miami room and $10 tip for the mesero.

I still had the itch so I made a scouting run to Adelitas--- they were having a convention of semi-retired, ultra thick strippers so I didn't stay very long and took a tour of the street girls (SG) who line the sidewalks around Hong Kong Club and Adelitas. I was generally impressed with the quality of the SGs (maybe 50% were 7 or better) and the price point was very compelling (most offered FS for $20 plus price of hotel) and worked out a deal for a 3 hole experience with a 19 y.o., slender SG. It was a seedy hotel but the experience was pretty good overall. $45 dollar investment but no photo allowed. Back to the San Diego area for the night with no wait for a late night crossing at the border. The US border guard asked me the purpose of my visit to Tijuana. I said to visit some of the Tijuana night clubs. He smiled and told me that Hong Kong was his favorite. He asked me if I was bringing anything back into the U.S. I answered, hopefully nothing more than some pleasant memories. He laughed and waved me through.

Returned to the Tijuana two nights later. Started at Hong Kong Club where the choices were so many that it was difficult to focus on one chica before you got distracted by an even sexier chica (what a problem!). While I sat at the "tip rail"for the start of a shaving cream show (two nude women covered in shaving cream and playing with each other, with the customers at the tip rail and with dildos), one of the Hong Kong Club dancers sat in my lap. Straddling me with her boobs in my face, she stealthily unzipped my pants (I was traveling commando style) and started doing a discrete HJ while I was sitting at tip rail at the stage. A pretty good sales technique that I have trouble resisting. She convinced me to forego the shaving cream show for a visit to the hotel. BJ was a bit rushed and uninspired and FS was decent but not great. Total investment, $86 including the hotel room for 40 minutes.

Decided to make a circuit through Adelitas, hoping that the talent line up was better than my first visit. After deferring on a few thicker women, I spied a cute spinner. Arranged for a trip upstairs where she gave a very good BJ and multiple positions of fun. She wouldn't budge on the condom requirement for the BJ but otherwise she was a very good performer. I give her an A- and I would repeat. Back to the U.S. for the evening with a no hassle, no question border crossing.

Time for one more visit to Tijuana before heading back to the snowy Great Lakes. Started my Friday night visit at Hong Kong Club-- big crowd, lots of chicas, many were hot. The club was hot (temperature wise) to the point of being uncomfortable! The music as so loud that I could hardly talk to anyone and my fledgling Spanish did not help with communication with the chicas. In addition to the shaving cream show, I enjoyed the dollar dance routines around the club that come with peek of pussy and a mutual crotch rub.

Needing a break from the heat and noise at Hong Kong Club, I made a trip to Adelitas. It was also noisy but the back room (the one with the small bar) was more tolerable. Bought a drink for a bleached blonde with a nice slender body. She was a bit heavy on the make up for my tastes but her English was quite good. Negotiated arriba with lots of positions. Good performer overall! Total investment of $85, including a nicely appointed room with a shower.

Then one more walk around the block and came across the three hole SG that I met a few nights earlier. I decided to invest (minimally by my standards) in one more fling with this 19 year old spinner with an open menu. Again, a late night, no line crossing at the border and a short drive back to my U.S. hotel.

Overall, three trips to Tijuana, five different chicas, one of whom was a repeat. Total investment, around $600. All of the dancers and SGs were 7 or above. All required a condom for FS (no objection from me, it is safer) but two offered BBBJ services and one offered three hole access. I've never been a binge drinker or eater but the Tijuana pattern that I just described might qualify as a binge of a different nature.

For perspective, there are some hassles, down sides and recommended precautions for a Tijuana visit. The cab drive from the border takes you through slums and seedy-looking neighborhoods-- I would not recommend walking from the border to the Zone. The meseros are pretty pushy when it comes to selling drinks for you and a chica. You need to be comfortable saying no. The clubs are noisy and smoky. The streets around the Zone are filled with vendors, hawkers and SGs so you would be well advised to be alert for scams. I didn't feel unsafe in the area around Hong Kong Club and Adelitas but I stayed sober and vigilant. Tijuana is not a place to get obnoxiously drunk or pick a fight-- you should remain vigilant and be polite. The police presence in the zone is very notable-- some will find this reassuring and others may find this a bit troubling (especially given the police reputation for corruption). There are exceptions but most of the club chicas are surprisingly health conscious (a good thing!) and will insist on condoms. Finally, you might learn a few Spanish phrases. Some of the chicas will speak limited English but many will converse exclusively in Spanish.

One final detail that might be of interest, at least to some TUSCL readers who aspire to maintain their hobby until an advanced age--- I'm 60 and all three Tijuana trips described above were solo (not bragging, just offering perspective for the more senior members of TUSCL and for those who find the prospects of making a trip to Tijuana a bit intimidating). Nothing like the strip club equivalent of Disney World (Hong Kong Club with tons of attractive, semi-naked women, shaving cream shows and uninhibited mutual crotch groping) and novel partners to stoke the interest and a bit of Viagra to enhance the performance.