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Because LE would prefer to compile their own list.

Because I don't feel like telling the entire fucking world who gives the best blowjobs in my favorite clubs. I don't want every swinging dick on the planet using them up and making them unavailable for *me*.

If you are travelling, just read the reviews of the local clubs. You'll get some pretty good ideas on where to go. After that, it's up to you to scope out the dancers that will fulfill your needs.

who or what is LE? Hey Microdong, then don't do it, but you must be submitting reviews for some reason.

Of *course* I'm submitting reviews for a reason. But take a look at my reviews. Do I crow about so-and-so having the tightest pussy at such-and-such club?

LE is law enforcement. The fact that you don't know that shows how naive you are about extras in strip clubs. Would you like us to post dancer's names and pricing as well?

Use PMs labor, unless you are LE.

Geez you guys are crabby. It was just a suggestion. Are you guys just as rude to the dancers?

@leabow: "Are you guys just as rude to the dancers?"

Of course not. When you turn female and start sucking dick and drinking cum for a Grant or two, let me know. I'll be polite to you, too.

Seriously though, a guy who's been a member as long as you have, and has as many reviews as you, should already know the answer to your original post.

You call yourself Microdong for a reason, I guess.

There is a correlation between value and extras. Clubs with high value ratings are a good place to start when looking for extras.

@leabow: "You call yourself Microdong for a reason, I guess."

Yup. Is that your idea of a "cutting remark"? Good job. /s

C'mon folks... I just checked leabow's reviews and they're all Columbus OH area. Unless ol' Cow-town has changed since I was there (last I was in town was a decade ago...) the SC scene is pretty sucky. Indeed, even when I was in C-town regularly the SC scene was trending downward (the Toy Box on the east side -- can't remember where -- closed and Private Dancer on Trabue started to suck).

So I suspect leabow's clubbin' may be in a dead clubbin' area. I love ol' C-town but it ain't a clubbin' place!

And the other posters are right that LE would use posts on a place like TUSCL. I suspect LE knows what the deal is pretty well, but no sense in making things easy.

OMG...I just checked whether Private Dancer was still open. Worse! They've gone pasties...WTF?

PD was never stellar, but at least you could look at some nice pussy if you found a hottie amongst the dancers. Columbus...I love you but I needs the nekkid chicks!

So the guy's in Columbus?

Protip: Detroit's just three hours away. Find an excuse to get there.

^^^ GREAT tip.

^^^Hair lip.