I was at a concert and...
I was at a concert and my group decided we should hit a strip club before retiring for the night. Some hipster overheard us talking after the show and said, "Go to HB's!", so we ended up here. There was a good selection of dancers walking the floor when we walked in, so I started off impressed. Lots of typical midwestern suburban girls (white, blonde, etc) and a good mix of girls with natural tits and implants. The implants aren't my thing, so I immediately focused on a few girls. We got a table and ordered drinks ($10 for a domestic beer) and after a few short conversations and $1 tips from the girls coming off the stages a friend and I ended up with two girls at our table. We did the typical chit-chat, and then somehow they quickly convinced us to do a side-by-side dance, promising that they would switch off halfway through. We went to the back room, which was not any more private than the main room, given the number of people back there. My buddy and I sat against the wall and these two girls started doing their thing -- pretty decent amount of hands-off grinding, but nothing too down and dirty. They kissed each other, which was pretty hot, and then switched spots as promised. Unfortunately, they totally scammed us by then claiming that each girl had given each of us a dance instead of splitting them. Luckily I had just enough money, but my buddy did not. The dancer flagged the bouncer over as they left the back room and they "escorted" him to the ATM to get more $, which of course included a ridiculously hefty fee. Definitely feel like we got the shaft in this place, although it could be that we were easy marks because we were definitely pretty drunk. I'm not sure that I would go back, that's for sure. If you go, make sure to keep your wits about you and negotiate everything clearly in advance!
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