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Champagne room??

Sunday, January 5, 2014 5:44 PM
So I'm new to strip clubs! I'm 25 years old (I know) I've been to a few clubs in Fort Worth had a few lapdances it was good.. Then my friend took me to clubs in Dallas (baby dolls and sperment rhino) sperment was a BLAST! And yes I found my fav dancer didn't get the name I had my hands full! So my question is she wanted to go to the champaign room and I said "no thanks" what goes on in there? Do you still pay for lapdances? Does the striper gives you a little "rub down" or what???

56 comments

  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    Well, my experience is that most strippers will play Klingon boggle with you. Strippers really like EVERYTHING Klingon. You should learn how to speak the language. Qapla'
  • scatterbrain
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    10 years ago
    She takes all your money in there. Be warned.
  • Loj009
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    10 years ago
    You still have to pay for dances? Why the hell do they have it then?
  • grand1511
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    10 years ago
    If you can get past the geo-political discussion, it gets a lot better.
  • Loj009
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    10 years ago
    So does it cost a lot to get extra? Hj or bj.. And dumb thing to ask but do cops really hang out in the back whiting to take you to jail for buying it?
  • sharkhunter
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    10 years ago
    Some dancers break the rules of what is allowed to happen. Others lead guys on thinking something will happen that doesn't. Then there are rich guys that just like more privacy and comfort than the regular lap dance room. If she's not really good doing a regular lap dance, then I doubt she'll be much better when you pay her more. Plus if she is so into you that she's willing to break the rules and get fired, you might have more luck asking her out where you don't end up paying a club anything.
  • Loj009
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    10 years ago
    Lol so should I ask after a dances r two? And ask her what goes on back there and ask her how much for what I want? So they really still make u pay for dances back there?
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    Loj009... Learn from Juice. That dude can meet a chick and have a cucumber up her asshole in less that an hour. Dude does that shit for free. Just show up at the club with some produce and let nature take its course. Before long you'll be in the champaign room with a HAWT stripper takin' a zucchini up the ass while you facefuck her! Wee-haw!!!
  • Alucard
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    10 years ago
    Sex goes on in there loj009
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    Where are you located loj009? What you can get depends upon where you are.
  • Loj009
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    10 years ago
    Dallas tx
  • Super_Mane
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    10 years ago
    Lol
  • ilbbaicnl
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    10 years ago
    This seems to be a pretty good newbie guide, written by a stripper: [view link] What Champagne/VIP/etc. means depends on the club. Before getting any sort of dance, ask the dancer for all the specifics: - How long will it last? one song? 15 minutes? 30 minutes? (If the dancer keeps dancing longer than the agreed time, it will NOT be for free. If she doesn't discuss it with you first how much the additional time will cost, she is a rip-off bitch (ROB), to be avoided in the future.) - How much will it cost? (In some cases, a different dancer would charge less.) - How much privacy? Dark room with chairs? open booth? closed booth? - What sort of touching is allowed? If a dancer lies to you, you can complain to a floorman. If you are in a better club, and you remain calm and reasonable, they will deal with your complaint as fairly as they can. But even so, it's often better to skip the complaint, avoid that dancer forever more, and move on with your evening. In better clubs, it's fairly rare that you're told a rip-off lie. They all have PhDs, no kids, no boyfriend, like older men, have never seen a dick as big as yours, and make $5000 a night, but generally, they won't lie about the 4 questions above.
  • lopaw
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    10 years ago
    If you can't afford the Champagne room, ask for the Night Train Room or the Thunderbird Room. Much more affordable.
  • Loj009
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    10 years ago
    What's that?
  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    "There is no sex in the Champagne Room" - Chris Rock.
  • GCMan
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    10 years ago
    If you want guaranteed anything ask her to meet you outside of work.....the rooms you are asking about rarely get used for extras is Dallas Tx.
  • GCMan
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    10 years ago
    If you want guaranteed anything ask her to meet you outside of work.....the rooms you are asking about rarely get used for extras is Dallas Tx.
  • GCMan
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    10 years ago
    Dude if you want to be guaranteed anything. Ask the girl to meet you OTC. Those rooms you are asking about rarely get used for anything extra in Dallas TX.
  • joker44
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    10 years ago
    GCMan - a hat trick
  • crazyjoe
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    10 years ago
    She will rub castor oil all over you in there
  • crazyjoe
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    10 years ago
    Then you will get the shits
  • motorhead
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    10 years ago
    Nothing illegal happens in strip clubs.
  • sofaking87
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    10 years ago
    Loj009, I recommend you write a review for the experiences you've already had.
  • rickdugan
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    10 years ago
    Loj009 posted: "So does it cost a lot to get extra? Hj or bj.. And dumb thing to ask but do cops really hang out in the back whiting to take you to jail for buying it?" WHOA THERE SON. HJ?! BJ?! Where the fuck do you think you are? You do know, do you not, that the provision of sexual services for money, a.k.a. prostitution, is illegal in the state of Texas? This is a site dedicated to the LEGAL services offered by adult entertainers. Please do not ask us to participate in the promotion of prostitution - that is not what we do here. You may need to search some of the escort sites to find those sorts of unseemly services. And yes, the Dallas police DO hit clubs from time to time. It happened not too long ago at the Fare. I guess they needed a day off from real police work so decided instead harass a few defenseless young girls for misdemeanor BS. After all, dancers resist less than hardened criminals. This way, they got to stay safe while pretending to do real police work by pushing around a few scantily clad girls inside an out-of-the-way club in an industrial zone. But good like in finding what you seek. ;)
  • Loj009
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    10 years ago
    We'll "rickduger" I asked if somebody can tell me there story of they have OR have not! I know it's illegal to buy it! And I have seen ppl on here saying "I paid for a hj/bj" and "if the price is right shell take it" so don't give me that BS about nobody has ever paid for it on this site and told every body on here! We are ALL on here to tell story's about there past strip club they had a good time at! So don't make it sound like u never been at a strip club feeling a chick and wanted to take it past the rules! All I asked is what goes on in the back?!?! If somebody said ull have to pay for it all I asked if how did they do it! Dumb ass!!!!!
  • carolynne
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    10 years ago
    Loj, rickyD was just yanking ur chain... it happens all the time here.
  • harrydave
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    10 years ago
    I can tell you exactly what happens in the "Champagne Room" at Baby Dolls in Dallas. But before I do, let me just point out that the "Champagne Room" would be more appropriately named the "Champagne Cubbyhole". What happens in there? A lot less than you imagine at a price higher than you can afford.
  • Estafador
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    10 years ago
    Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction.
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    @Lopaw-Haha! Don't forget the cherry Kool Aid.
  • Alucard
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    10 years ago
    A lot of illegal stuff happens in Strip Clubs contrary to what motorhead said. ;) ;)
  • ATACdawg
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    10 years ago
    Loj009: Since no one else has given you a straight answer to lopaw's burst of humor, I will. Both Night Train and Thunderbird are known as "bum wines", wines of dubious vintage and flavor that are so cheap that winos can afford to buy them. I'll let you put the rest of it together. Good one lopaw! Somebody had to finish it off, ;-)
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    Redd Foxx use to make it rain in the Ripple Room.
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    Hey slic, how cool would it be if you could have clubbed with Redd Foxx and Rodney Dangerfield?
  • motorhead
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    10 years ago
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    @Mikey-Cooler than Cool Hand Luke.
  • rickdugan
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    10 years ago
    Loj009 posted: "And I have seen ppl on here saying "I paid for a hj/bj" and "if the price is right shell take it" so don't give me that BS about nobody has ever paid for it on this site and told every body on here!" We may have a couple of rogue elements around here, but that is NOT the norm. This is a place where we post about good, semi-clean wholesome fun with exotic dancers. You'll just have to take your whiny ass to TER and BP to find that sort of thing. And btw, if you are going to come on a board like this and beg for info., then have the decency to contribute something first. You want guys to feed you intel on what you can expect in BD and SR but you were too fucking lazy to contribute through a couple of reviews before you came here hat in hand.
  • tumblingdice
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    10 years ago
    Lopaw,you've never been to a Mad Dog 20/20 room?
  • Loj009
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    10 years ago
    The next thing I want to ask is.. Me and my friends went to the club (I had about 300+ in hand but didn't say that) got in had a dancer (on stage) say "u guys going to smile? I'm coming over there when I'm done" went over to give her a tip and then she came over to sit on my lap! One of my friends was talking to one, and the other one was trying to talk to the waitress (made her mad) so no service for most of the night.. I got the striper on my lap a drink to wast time b4 we go to the back (it worked) after she danced for me I wanted somthing new so I nicely said to move on, went up to talk to others stripers and said "you should come by my table and so I can buy u a drink" all 3 other girls said they will and stop.. They didn't! Walked past.. I said what ever.. So how do I get them to stop for a drink and talk for a few without going straight to the back for a dance?
  • 3LeggedMan
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    10 years ago
    I'm guessing Chris Rock clubs in Chicago.
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    @Dice-Is that right next door to the Cisco Room? Cisco had a flavor called Red. How can Red be a flavor?
  • tumblingdice
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    10 years ago
    Slick,back in the 80's I used to work nights at a liquor store,couldn't keep Mogen David fortified on the shelf.
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    What about that Cold Duck?
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    Don't forget Boones Farm apple wine!
  • sclvr5005
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    10 years ago
    Didn't Fred Sanford combine ginger ale and ripple and called it "champipple"?
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    Different clubs; and different areas; will offer different VIP room experiences. In certain liberal clubs in certain areas; VIP is pretty much understood to be about extras (HJ; BJ; FS). In certain more restrictive clubs in certain areas; VIP just offers one more privacy/exclusivity w/ a dancer but no extras. I lived and SCed in Dallas for 10 years but moved away 4 years ago. Dallas is not necessarily extras heavy but there are some clubs where ITC service can be had. Baby Dolls is a bit corporate and extras there are more of the exception than the norm although some more risqué dancers may discretely give you HJs while giving you LDs. But I would be wary of doing the VIP/CR @ Baby Dolls b/c there is a high probability you’ll end up paying a lot and not getting very much. “Cabaret Royale” and “The Fare (at Cabaret Royale)” seem to be a bit more “extras friendly”; in particular The Fare – the clubs are next to each other. The Fare is hit or miss on talent; some seem to be able to score during dayshift and some late after hours nightshift – many clubs in Dallas close at 2:00 a.m. but the fare is BYOB so it goes past 2:00 a.m. and subsequently dancers from other clubs may head over to The Fare after their clubs close at 2:00 a.m. You can read the reviews of those two clubs to get acquainted w/ them if you are not familiar w/ them (you either pay a small fee to read the reviews or get a free TUSCL membership if you write a review for a club you’ve visited). w.r.t. extras – it can be hit or miss especially in an area (Dallas) not necessarily known for extras. You should get a dance or two w/ a dancer and see if she gives high mileage during the dance; if she does; ask her if she is willing to do anything else. w.r.t. VIP – make sure you straighten *everything* out w/ the dancer prior to committing; i.e.: + is the price she is quoting you just the room fee or her “services” also + let her know what you are looking for and get her to commit on what you want prior to agreeing on VIP – if she says no to what you are looking for; then you don’t lose your $$$ (you don’t want to pay for VIP upfront w/o knowing what you will get)
  • ATACdawg
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    10 years ago
    And Strawberry Hill - soda pop for the sophisticated underage college student" So how many winos are on this site? The bum wine list is growing exponentially.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    “… So how do I get them to stop for a drink and talk for a few without going straight to the back for a dance …” SCs are a crap shoot - you never really know what your are gonna get in terms of dancer “behavior”. For one – THEY ARE THERE TO MAKE $$$ - they are not there to waste their time talking to a dude for free (they don’t make $$$ by you buying them a drink; at least in most clubs) – during the time she is investing in talking to a dude for free; she could be losing out on $$$ from other custies. Especially when the club is busy (evenings especially on weekends); the dancers will want to go from customer to customer b/c for one, there is a lot of competition and if they don’t get to the custie willing to spend $$$ then the competition will. If you want a dancer to know you are interested; give her a good tip while she is on stage so she’ll know you are spending. Also, many experienced dancers will shy away from young customers b/c many are unwilling to spend and want attention for free. If you want a bit more attention from dancers – go in on slow/off-peak hours (weeknights; dayshift) when there are less custies in the club for the dancers to hustle and thus the dancers are willing to spend more time talking w/ custies.
  • Clackport
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    10 years ago
    @Loj009- Papi_Chulo gave same good insight.Good luck and don't forget to write some reviews. @everyone else- Y'all are ruthless lol. He's just a newcomer, he doesn't know the ropes yet. I will admit that he didn't lay out his thread in the best way.
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    @Mikey-Boones Hill had many a Hoodrat on a Friday night more than willing. @Sclvr-Yes he did.
  • Super_Mane
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    10 years ago
    Like T.pain said their is no sex in the champaine room
  • Loj009
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    10 years ago
    Papi_chulo thank you for your advice! You are very helpful. Yeh looking back on it now I think I should of showed a little bit more $$$ I forgot everybody is out to make as much cash as they can! I'll for shire tip bigger when I see somthing I like and yeh ur right about the day shift I think it's more my speed! And btw we found out last nigh about the CR about the price, my friend said he wanted his $$ back lol I said "we wore out our welcome here" I would of man up to it and paid 100+ dollars but thank god it was not me lol.
  • lopaw
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    10 years ago
    No, tumblingd.....but I desperately hope to one day.
  • farmerart
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    10 years ago
    I see Chris Rock frequently in Alberta clubs. When he says there is no sex in the Champagne Room, his word is gold, believe me. Alberta clubs are as pure as our copious amounts of white driven snow. I get all my action in Alberta trying to peek up the short skirts of the hotties that I see in the food courts when I go for a quick lunch.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    10 years ago
    WTF is Chris Rock doing in friggin ALBERTA? Even most white people aren't white enough to be in Alberta.
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    @IBBY-You struck cómic gold my twisted brother.
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