I resolve to:
- Be kinder to my co-workers
- Be more generous to my stripper friends
- Not sweat the small stuff (life's too short)
- Have as much fun that an old guy can have, legally of course.
You?
I resolve to:
You?
4a. Not put such ridiculous conditions on #4.
To go to strip clubs but not to go to VIP. That's where the expense is.
How long will I be able to keep this resolution?
I resolve to revolve.
Oh yeah, Happy New Years Jack! I forgot to send you it earlier. I'm sorry.
3 its all small stuff
travel more... and be able to club while traveling
Good resolutions!
I resolve to...
*** SLAM DUNK THAT FAGGOT RICKY-BOY ***
repeatedly in 2014 as I have done for many years running now.