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I resolve to..

scatterbrain

Minnesota

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

I resolve to:

  1. Be kinder to my co-workers
  2. Be more generous to my stripper friends
  3. Not sweat the small stuff (life's too short)
  4. Have as much fun that an old guy can have, legally of course.

You?

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Dougster

I resolve to...

*** SLAM DUNK THAT FAGGOT RICKY-BOY ***

repeatedly in 2014 as I have done for many years running now.

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georgmicrodong

4a. Not put such ridiculous conditions on #4.

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jackslash

To go to strip clubs but not to go to VIP. That's where the expense is.

How long will I be able to keep this resolution?

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SlickSpic

I resolve to revolve.

Oh yeah, Happy New Years Jack! I forgot to send you it earlier. I'm sorry.

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crazyjoe

3 its all small stuff

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mjx01

travel more... and be able to club while traveling

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sofaking87

Good resolutions!

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