There is a blonde that works at my usual club with big fake tits. She is usually pretty fucked up on alcohol or pills or ? One time she was really fucked up and she tried to sit on my lap and missed and landed on her ass on the floor! Several of the bouncers teased her about that for a while. Another time she was was so fucked up she couldnt talk. She just mumbled, then when you can't understand her she tries to yell jiberish...
Anyway one day when she was at least somewhat coherent I asked her what she would do if her tits fell off and started bouncing down the street? She said that would be terrible! When I asked her why she said "those things are expensive!" I asked her if she would chase them and she said "he'll yahoo"!
Now every time I see her I laugh because imagine her chasing her tits around like she was chasing a couple of bouncy balls
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Joe, you're gonna have to give me some time to think about this one.
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not me but a friend of mine who would say anything to any girl/stripper. She asks him his name he says Donny Testaverde. Then he goes you may have heard of my cousin in the NFL Quarterback Vinny Testaverde. She goes no I don't watch football and then walked away. I don't know how he figured being the fake cousin of someone in the NFL was gonna help him but it was funny as hell watching him do it.
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I also have to think about some of the better stuff I have said.
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I once told a dancer I was a stunt double for a famous porn star. Unfortunately she didn't seemed very impressed.
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@666-You gotta stop comparing yourself to Bridget the Midget.
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She's actually a dwarf but she'd rather have alliteration than political correctness.
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I love you......will you marry me?
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