What is the funniest thing you have told a dancer?
crazyjoe
Colorado
There is a blonde that works at my usual club with big fake tits. She is usually pretty fucked up on alcohol or pills or ? One time she was really fucked up and she tried to sit on my lap and missed and landed on her ass on the floor! Several of the bouncers teased her about that for a while. Another time she was was so fucked up she couldnt talk. She just mumbled, then when you can't understand her she tries to yell jiberish...
Anyway one day when she was at least somewhat coherent I asked her what she would do if her tits fell off and started bouncing down the street? She said that would be terrible! When I asked her why she said "those things are expensive!" I asked her if she would chase them and she said "he'll yahoo"!
Now every time I see her I laugh because imagine her chasing her tits around like she was chasing a couple of bouncy balls
Anyway one day when she was at least somewhat coherent I asked her what she would do if her tits fell off and started bouncing down the street? She said that would be terrible! When I asked her why she said "those things are expensive!" I asked her if she would chase them and she said "he'll yahoo"!
Now every time I see her I laugh because imagine her chasing her tits around like she was chasing a couple of bouncy balls
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