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drinking gives you wings

crazyjoe

Colorado

One night a guy goes to the bar to have a couple of drinks. The bar is upstairs with a balcony. He watches another patron down a drink then walk out on the balcony, stand up on the railing and jump off. About 2 minutes later the same guy walks up the stairs, sits at the bar and orders another drink. Then he repeats jumping off the balcony and walking back up the stairs. After this happens several more times the first guy asks him why he keeps doing that.

The jumper says he is drinking red bull and vodka and it gives you wings! If you down one and jump you fall can slow yourself down just before you hit the ground and land like a feather! It is really fun, try it.

The first guy doesn't buy it. After he has had a few more drinks and he watches the jumper do his routine a few more times and a little encouragement from the jumper, he orders a red bull and vodka. He drinks it and goes out on the balcony. He climbs up on the railing and jumps. He hits the ground hard.

The original jumper laughs and orders another drink. The bar tender tells him "you sure are an ass hole when you drink Super_Mane"!