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So you like sucking on titties?

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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Here is a gem from 2004.

"When I was still working at a club, during the last year, I would have my boyfriend produce seed and then I'd rub it into my boobs. I would spay a little vanilla just to enhance the aroma. Several times I went to work immediately after."

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motorhead
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11 years ago
At least her BF isn't the typical looser.

Sounds like he has a good gig growing sunflowers in Kansas.
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sofaking87
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11 years ago
Ew!

Hilarious, but I hope it's just an urban myth!
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
Nasty
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carolynne
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11 years ago
at least she didn't rub shit on her boobs
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joker44
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11 years ago
The woman did have a perverse sense of humor.
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Super_Mane
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11 years ago
I do like sucking titties
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occurious
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11 years ago
Thats why you should never get a dance from a girl that just comes on shift. By the third guy it's all been sucked off. Ok I know gross.
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Papi_Chulo
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11 years ago
Is that why my tongue kept getting stuck.
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Club_Goer_Seattle
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11 years ago
Even though I'm a skilled and seasoned boobologist, if I knew that about a dancer, that'd gross me out.
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samsung1
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11 years ago
ohio has a stupid pasties law
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samsung1
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11 years ago
ohio has a stupid pasties law
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samsung1
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11 years ago
ohio has a stupid pasties law
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samsung1
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11 years ago
ohio has a stupid pasties law
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Clubber
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11 years ago
So, anyone know about "pasty" laws in Ohio?
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
^^^lol
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
^^^lol
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
^^^lol
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
^^^lol
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farmerart
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11 years ago
I really don't want to think about this.

I shall be very wary of any vanilla-scented nipples in the future.
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SlickSpic
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11 years ago
That dancer was my ex. Sorry if my seed offended anybody.
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Estafador
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11 years ago
that'll teach you to suck on some tits...without a baby wipe on hand first. Cleanliness is next to awesomeness.
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sharkhunter
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11 years ago
I like it when the dancer sucks.
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etsutwigg222
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11 years ago
That is why the sucking is for the gal.
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joker44
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11 years ago
"I shall be very wary of any vanilla-scented nipples in the future."

art - only VANILLA-scented? Got to watch out for the tricky stripper who changes scents every shift. Strawberry, Pina Colada, anyone?
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
^^^$omething that grows up to be big and strong
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
Titty kaka
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
Titty kaka
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
Titty kaka
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
Titty kaka
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
Titty kaka
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
Titty kaka
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
Titty kaka
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
Titty kaka
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
Titty kaka
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
Titty kaka
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crazyjoe
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11 years ago
Titty kaka
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gatorfan
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11 years ago
As if sucking ass is any better
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joker44
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11 years ago
LDK - to know your personal preference must bring great relief to all members of this board.

do you practice on those plastic titty sex toys?
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mikeya02
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11 years ago
Tough titty said the kitty, but the milks no good
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Super_Mane
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11 years ago
LOL...you guys are crazy
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Clackport
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11 years ago
I think I've only sucked the tits of 2 or 3 dancers in my strip club career. It was definitely offered a lot, but I passed most of the time.
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3LeggedMan
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11 years ago
YES I like sucking on titties, almost as much as I love eating my CF's pussy. Of course I'm counting on her commitment to good hygiene, but I do feel safe with my special gal.
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Digitech
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11 years ago
I've read about this before. I think it's just an urban legend, or at least very rare.

Besides, wouldn't it show up under the blacklights that most clubs have?
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shadowcat
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11 years ago
Who knows if she really did it? It's disgusting enough to even lie about doing it. The bitches stage name was Kennedy and she got fired from the Columbia Platinum Plus for trying to horn in on another dancers Champagne Room gig.
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georgmicrodong
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11 years ago
Hmmm. What a coincidence. A new girl calling herself "Kennedy" started working at a local club. She attempted to insert herself into my conversation with my current club fave.
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