Here is a gem from 2004.
"When I was still working at a club, during the last year, I would have my boyfriend produce seed and then I'd rub it into my boobs. I would spay a little vanilla just to enhance the aroma. Several times I went to work immediately after."
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last commentAt least her BF isn't the typical looser.
Sounds like he has a good gig growing sunflowers in Kansas.
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Ew!
Hilarious, but I hope it's just an urban myth!
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Nasty
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at least she didn't rub shit on her boobs
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The woman did have a perverse sense of humor.
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I do like sucking titties
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Thats why you should never get a dance from a girl that just comes on shift. By the third guy it's all been sucked off. Ok I know gross.
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Is that why my tongue kept getting stuck.
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Even though I'm a skilled and seasoned boobologist, if I knew that about a dancer, that'd gross me out.
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ohio has a stupid pasties law
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ohio has a stupid pasties law
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ohio has a stupid pasties law
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ohio has a stupid pasties law
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So, anyone know about "pasty" laws in Ohio?
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^^^lol
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^^^lol
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^^^lol
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^^^lol
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I really don't want to think about this.
I shall be very wary of any vanilla-scented nipples in the future.
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That dancer was my ex. Sorry if my seed offended anybody.
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that'll teach you to suck on some tits...without a baby wipe on hand first. Cleanliness is next to awesomeness.
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I like it when the dancer sucks.
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That is why the sucking is for the gal.
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"I shall be very wary of any vanilla-scented nipples in the future."
art - only VANILLA-scented? Got to watch out for the tricky stripper who changes scents every shift. Strawberry, Pina Colada, anyone?
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^^^$omething that grows up to be big and strong
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Titty kaka
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Titty kaka
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As if sucking ass is any better
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LDK - to know your personal preference must bring great relief to all members of this board.
do you practice on those plastic titty sex toys?
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Tough titty said the kitty, but the milks no good
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LOL...you guys are crazy
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I think I've only sucked the tits of 2 or 3 dancers in my strip club career. It was definitely offered a lot, but I passed most of the time.
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YES I like sucking on titties, almost as much as I love eating my CF's pussy. Of course I'm counting on her commitment to good hygiene, but I do feel safe with my special gal.
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I've read about this before. I think it's just an urban legend, or at least very rare.
Besides, wouldn't it show up under the blacklights that most clubs have?
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Who knows if she really did it? It's disgusting enough to even lie about doing it. The bitches stage name was Kennedy and she got fired from the Columbia Platinum Plus for trying to horn in on another dancers Champagne Room gig.
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Hmmm. What a coincidence. A new girl calling herself "Kennedy" started working at a local club. She attempted to insert herself into my conversation with my current club fave.
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