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So you like sucking on titties?

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Here is a gem from 2004.

"When I was still working at a club, during the last year, I would have my boyfriend produce seed and then I'd rub it into my boobs. I would spay a little vanilla just to enhance the aroma. Several times I went to work immediately after."

45 comments

  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    At least her BF isn't the typical looser.

    Sounds like he has a good gig growing sunflowers in Kansas.
  • sofaking87
    11 years ago
    Ew!

    Hilarious, but I hope it's just an urban myth!
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Nasty
  • carolynne
    11 years ago
    at least she didn't rub shit on her boobs
  • joker44
    11 years ago
    The woman did have a perverse sense of humor.
  • Super_Mane
    11 years ago
    I do like sucking titties
  • occurious
    11 years ago
    Thats why you should never get a dance from a girl that just comes on shift. By the third guy it's all been sucked off. Ok I know gross.
  • Papi_Chulo
    11 years ago
    Is that why my tongue kept getting stuck.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
    11 years ago
    Even though I'm a skilled and seasoned boobologist, if I knew that about a dancer, that'd gross me out.
  • samsung1
    11 years ago
    ohio has a stupid pasties law
  • samsung1
    11 years ago
    ohio has a stupid pasties law
  • samsung1
    11 years ago
    ohio has a stupid pasties law
  • samsung1
    11 years ago
    ohio has a stupid pasties law
  • Clubber
    11 years ago
    So, anyone know about "pasty" laws in Ohio?
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    ^^^lol
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    ^^^lol
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    ^^^lol
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    ^^^lol
  • farmerart
    11 years ago
    I really don't want to think about this.

    I shall be very wary of any vanilla-scented nipples in the future.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    That dancer was my ex. Sorry if my seed offended anybody.
  • Estafador
    11 years ago
    that'll teach you to suck on some tits...without a baby wipe on hand first. Cleanliness is next to awesomeness.
  • sharkhunter
    11 years ago
    I like it when the dancer sucks.
  • etsutwigg222
    11 years ago
    That is why the sucking is for the gal.
  • joker44
    11 years ago
    "I shall be very wary of any vanilla-scented nipples in the future."

    art - only VANILLA-scented? Got to watch out for the tricky stripper who changes scents every shift. Strawberry, Pina Colada, anyone?
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    ^^^$omething that grows up to be big and strong
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Titty kaka
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Titty kaka
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Titty kaka
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Titty kaka
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Titty kaka
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Titty kaka
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Titty kaka
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Titty kaka
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Titty kaka
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Titty kaka
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Titty kaka
  • gatorfan
    11 years ago
    As if sucking ass is any better
  • joker44
    11 years ago
    LDK - to know your personal preference must bring great relief to all members of this board.

    do you practice on those plastic titty sex toys?
  • mikeya02
    11 years ago
    Tough titty said the kitty, but the milks no good
  • Super_Mane
    11 years ago
    LOL...you guys are crazy
  • Clackport
    11 years ago
    I think I've only sucked the tits of 2 or 3 dancers in my strip club career. It was definitely offered a lot, but I passed most of the time.
  • 3LeggedMan
    11 years ago
    YES I like sucking on titties, almost as much as I love eating my CF's pussy. Of course I'm counting on her commitment to good hygiene, but I do feel safe with my special gal.
  • Digitech
    11 years ago
    I've read about this before. I think it's just an urban legend, or at least very rare.

    Besides, wouldn't it show up under the blacklights that most clubs have?
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    Who knows if she really did it? It's disgusting enough to even lie about doing it. The bitches stage name was Kennedy and she got fired from the Columbia Platinum Plus for trying to horn in on another dancers Champagne Room gig.
  • georgmicrodong
    11 years ago
    Hmmm. What a coincidence. A new girl calling herself "Kennedy" started working at a local club. She attempted to insert herself into my conversation with my current club fave.
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