Medical Advice

C) thank Santa for the greatest gift in years

D) call your ATF for assistance

E) take matters into your own hand

A) man what are you crazy. That viagra stuff is serious

Thank Santa for your hard on? Ew.

I'd have to wonder who's dick I was holding. :)

Better seek some medical attention. Priapism is no joking matter.

"put on some baggy pants, and get on the next plane to Thailand?"

I know this was just a joke, but we just a thread that morphed into a discussion of slavery and white Europeans are still be blamed for stuff that happened 200 years ago and more. Yet not one person mentioned the underage sex slavery going on TODAY in Thailand.

Wanting to fuck 12 year girls is no joke.

Ask Jack's mom to call for help:

www.youtube.com

Get to an ER quick. It is NO JOKING matter.

Go to the ER...if left untreated it may become necrotic and need amputation

@motorhead -- good point. To be fair to ilbbaicnl I am certain he wasn't implying anything like that. Perhaps a better joke would have been:

2. Put on some baggy pants and hop the next flight to Germany for an FKK visit.

To my knowledge, the FKK's have not been suggested to be major contributors to human trafficking (though I have not investigated thoroughly so correct me if I am wrong).

Back to the joke answers. I'm shocked we haven't had:

F) got to the sleaziest club in yo' area and rock out wit' yo' cock out.

Fa) Baggy pants and head to Detroit. H8S!Where their motto is a hard man with a few bucks is never wasted...the girls may be but never a hard-on.

TimeTraveler

I agree. Other places (Detroit, for example) would have been a been place to joke about

Go to the ER immediately! Several of the nurses there will be ex-strippers and will know what to do.

Lol^^^

I actually had that happen once. It is a very serious condition called a priapism! I was in the Brazillian Amazon Rain Forest and I got bit by a Brazillian wandering spider and it caused it. I had to be lifelighted by a helicopter to a hospital!

This thread reminds me of a funny story...

My ex wife was a hypochondriac. She thought she had every ailment or disease she ever heard about on tv. One day after getting divorced a female friend of mine was making fun of her and said, "I've had one for more than four hours! I need to go to the doctor!" Lol

Get to the ER quick. This is nothing to mess around with

All joking aside, the doctor is the right one to handle this situation. I realize it might be hard to raise such a sensitive subject with someone you don't know, but do it anyway.

Dang aren't we a bunch of Debbie Downers. No wonder we can't get laid for free.

Lol

I've heard the 4 hour warning a million times and have wondered what the medical treatment would be. Is there an antidote?

The condition is named after a Greek God: en.wikipedia.org

If Juice had the problem, ask him what he's going to do after it turns green and they amputate.

Joking aside,

I read this happened to one guy who waited a few days. Gangrene had set in.

Certain substances I read can cause this problem.

A) Grudgingly!

C) Sue the damn surgeon because that was NOT the operation that I went in for!

lopaw - it effects women too.

www.healthcentral.com

sc,

An erection IS suppose to have it's effects on women. :)

Clubber - Supposed to yes, but not necessarily wives. :)

@ibb mother fucker, you won't get laid at all with an amputated penis if you keep up that attitude

sc,

Oh man, so true!

@shadowcat-ouch!

That condition looks very painful. I had never heard of such a thing. Oy.

I don't see what's the big deal about a 4 hour hard-on? I've had a hard-on since 13 that hasn't gone away. Maybe that's why my last girlfriend always called me a big dick.

Why the fuck hasn't that girl already gone to the doctor. Especially after she's read about her condition?

if erections last for more than four hours, call more ladies.