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ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Wednesday, January 1, 2014 7:32 PM
If you had a erection that had lasted more than 4 hours, would you: A) seek immediate medical attention? B) put on some baggy pants, and get on the next plane to Thailand?

33 comments

  • gawker
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    11 years ago
    C) thank Santa for the greatest gift in years D) call your ATF for assistance E) take matters into your own hand
  • Estafador
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    11 years ago
    A) man what are you crazy. That viagra stuff is serious
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    Thank Santa for your hard on? Ew.
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    I'd have to wonder who's dick I was holding. :)
  • deejaymedstu
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    11 years ago
    Better seek some medical attention. Priapism is no joking matter.
  • motorhead
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    11 years ago
    "put on some baggy pants, and get on the next plane to Thailand?" I know this was just a joke, but we just a thread that morphed into a discussion of slavery and white Europeans are still be blamed for stuff that happened 200 years ago and more. Yet not one person mentioned the underage sex slavery going on TODAY in Thailand. Wanting to fuck 12 year girls is no joke.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
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    11 years ago
    Ask Jack's mom to call for help: [view link]
  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    Get to an ER quick. It is NO JOKING matter.
  • samsung1
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    11 years ago
    Go to the ER...if left untreated it may become necrotic and need amputation
  • zipman68
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    11 years ago
    @motorhead -- good point. To be fair to ilbbaicnl I am certain he wasn't implying anything like that. Perhaps a better joke would have been: 2. Put on some baggy pants and hop the next flight to Germany for an FKK visit. To my knowledge, the FKK's have not been suggested to be major contributors to human trafficking (though I have not investigated thoroughly so correct me if I am wrong). Back to the joke answers. I'm shocked we haven't had: F) got to the sleaziest club in yo' area and rock out wit' yo' cock out.
  • Tiredtraveler
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    11 years ago
    Fa) Baggy pants and head to Detroit. H8S!Where their motto is a hard man with a few bucks is never wasted...the girls may be but never a hard-on.
  • motorhead
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    11 years ago
    TimeTraveler I agree. Other places (Detroit, for example) would have been a been place to joke about
  • ATACdawg
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    11 years ago
    Go to the ER immediately! Several of the nurses there will be ex-strippers and will know what to do.
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    Lol^^^
  • Rainman1970
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    11 years ago
    I actually had that happen once. It is a very serious condition called a priapism! I was in the Brazillian Amazon Rain Forest and I got bit by a Brazillian wandering spider and it caused it. I had to be lifelighted by a helicopter to a hospital!
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    This thread reminds me of a funny story... My ex wife was a hypochondriac. She thought she had every ailment or disease she ever heard about on tv. One day after getting divorced a female friend of mine was making fun of her and said, "I've had one for more than four hours! I need to go to the doctor!" Lol
  • bang69
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    11 years ago
    Get to the ER quick. This is nothing to mess around with
  • georgmicrodong
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    11 years ago
    All joking aside, the doctor is the right one to handle this situation. I realize it might be hard to raise such a sensitive subject with someone you don't know, but do it anyway.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    Dang aren't we a bunch of Debbie Downers. No wonder we can't get laid for free.
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    Lol
  • yndy
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    11 years ago
    I've heard the 4 hour warning a million times and have wondered what the medical treatment would be. Is there an antidote? The condition is named after a Greek God: [view link]
  • sharkhunter
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    11 years ago
    If Juice had the problem, ask him what he's going to do after it turns green and they amputate. Joking aside, I read this happened to one guy who waited a few days. Gangrene had set in. Certain substances I read can cause this problem.
  • Clubber
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    11 years ago
    A) Grudgingly!
  • lopaw
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    11 years ago
    C) Sue the damn surgeon because that was NOT the operation that I went in for!
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    lopaw - it effects women too. [view link]
  • Clubber
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    11 years ago
    sc, An erection IS suppose to have it's effects on women. :)
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    Clubber - Supposed to yes, but not necessarily wives. :)
  • Estafador
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    11 years ago
    @ibb mother fucker, you won't get laid at all with an amputated penis if you keep up that attitude
  • Clubber
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    11 years ago
    sc, Oh man, so true!
  • lopaw
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    11 years ago
    @shadowcat-ouch! That condition looks very painful. I had never heard of such a thing. Oy.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    I don't see what's the big deal about a 4 hour hard-on? I've had a hard-on since 13 that hasn't gone away. Maybe that's why my last girlfriend always called me a big dick.
  • georgmicrodong
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    11 years ago
    Why the fuck hasn't that girl already gone to the doctor. Especially after she's read about her condition?
  • jackslash
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    10 years ago
    if erections last for more than four hours, call more ladies.
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