Medical Advice

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ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
If you had a erection that had lasted more than 4 hours, would you:
A) seek immediate medical attention?
B) put on some baggy pants, and get on the next plane to Thailand?

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gawker
11 years ago
C) thank Santa for the greatest gift in years
D) call your ATF for assistance
E) take matters into your own hand
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Estafador
11 years ago
A) man what are you crazy. That viagra stuff is serious
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ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
Thank Santa for your hard on? Ew.
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shadowcat
11 years ago
I'd have to wonder who's dick I was holding. :)
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deejaymedstu
11 years ago
Better seek some medical attention. Priapism is no joking matter.
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motorhead
11 years ago
"put on some baggy pants, and get on the next plane to Thailand?"

I know this was just a joke, but we just a thread that morphed into a discussion of slavery and white Europeans are still be blamed for stuff that happened 200 years ago and more. Yet not one person mentioned the underage sex slavery going on TODAY in Thailand.

Wanting to fuck 12 year girls is no joke.


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Club_Goer_Seattle
11 years ago
Ask Jack's mom to call for help:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf5i0O2PN…
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Alucard
11 years ago
Get to an ER quick. It is NO JOKING matter.
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samsung1
11 years ago
Go to the ER...if left untreated it may become necrotic and need amputation
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zipman68
11 years ago
@motorhead -- good point. To be fair to ilbbaicnl I am certain he wasn't implying anything like that. Perhaps a better joke would have been:

2. Put on some baggy pants and hop the next flight to Germany for an FKK visit.

To my knowledge, the FKK's have not been suggested to be major contributors to human trafficking (though I have not investigated thoroughly so correct me if I am wrong).

Back to the joke answers. I'm shocked we haven't had:

F) got to the sleaziest club in yo' area and rock out wit' yo' cock out.
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Tiredtraveler
11 years ago
Fa) Baggy pants and head to Detroit. H8S!Where their motto is a hard man with a few bucks is never wasted...the girls may be but never a hard-on.
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motorhead
11 years ago
TimeTraveler

I agree. Other places (Detroit, for example) would have been a been place to joke about
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ATACdawg
11 years ago
Go to the ER immediately! Several of the nurses there will be ex-strippers and will know what to do.
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Lol^^^
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Rainman1970
11 years ago
I actually had that happen once. It is a very serious condition called a priapism! I was in the Brazillian Amazon Rain Forest and I got bit by a Brazillian wandering spider and it caused it. I had to be lifelighted by a helicopter to a hospital!
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
This thread reminds me of a funny story...

My ex wife was a hypochondriac. She thought she had every ailment or disease she ever heard about on tv. One day after getting divorced a female friend of mine was making fun of her and said, "I've had one for more than four hours! I need to go to the doctor!" Lol
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bang69
11 years ago
Get to the ER quick. This is nothing to mess around with
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georgmicrodong
11 years ago
All joking aside, the doctor is the right one to handle this situation. I realize it might be hard to raise such a sensitive subject with someone you don't know, but do it anyway.
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ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
Dang aren't we a bunch of Debbie Downers. No wonder we can't get laid for free.
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Lol
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yndy
11 years ago
I've heard the 4 hour warning a million times and have wondered what the medical treatment would be. Is there an antidote?

The condition is named after a Greek God: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
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sharkhunter
11 years ago
If Juice had the problem, ask him what he's going to do after it turns green and they amputate.




Joking aside,
I read this happened to one guy who waited a few days. Gangrene had set in.

Certain substances I read can cause this problem.



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Clubber
11 years ago
A) Grudgingly!
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lopaw
11 years ago
C) Sue the damn surgeon because that was NOT the operation that I went in for!
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shadowcat
11 years ago
lopaw - it effects women too.

http://www.healthcentral.com/sexual-heal…
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Clubber
11 years ago
sc,

An erection IS suppose to have it's effects on women. :)
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shadowcat
11 years ago
Clubber - Supposed to yes, but not necessarily wives. :)
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Estafador
11 years ago
@ibb mother fucker, you won't get laid at all with an amputated penis if you keep up that attitude
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Clubber
11 years ago
sc,

Oh man, so true!
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lopaw
11 years ago
@shadowcat-ouch!
That condition looks very painful. I had never heard of such a thing. Oy.
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
I don't see what's the big deal about a 4 hour hard-on? I've had a hard-on since 13 that hasn't gone away. Maybe that's why my last girlfriend always called me a big dick.
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georgmicrodong
11 years ago
Why the fuck hasn't that girl already gone to the doctor. Especially after she's read about her condition?
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jackslash
11 years ago
if erections last for more than four hours, call more ladies.
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