Mayor

31 comments

• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  I vote for the great Moomba...er..Alucard. He would be caught in some weird blowjob scandel in no time flat and be run out of town.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  I wasn't aware that TUSCL was a democracy. Isn't it a Dictatorship?
  
  Moderator I'll accept though. LOL
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  ^^^^LOL! If you were moderator this site would be more than decimated. You and five other people.
• ime

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  11 years ago

  I could see Alucard as a mayor, he could easily be the next Rob Ford. Hell, he has clearly been hitting the pipe hard for years now.
• juiicebox69

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  11 years ago

  Lol !
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Fucking bad guess ime, I don't do illicit drugs like a lot of LOSERS here.
• canny

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  11 years ago

  I vote for shadowcat because we all respect him!
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  I vote for Lopaw.
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  I'd vote for Shadow.
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  founder, as it should be.
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  I'll vote for shadow. I have 2 pics that I'll use for his campaign posters.
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Thanks but I'm holding out for U.S. president. :)
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  "Fucking bad guess ime, I don't do illicit drugs like a lot of LOSERS here."
  
  Lol...try to be nice to the basterd and nominate him for mayor and he gets pissed and droo s the F bomb
  
  
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  Some people complain when the extended olive branch doesn't have actual olives on it... Not sure if that was brilliant or stupid. I made it up so I'll probably go with stupid...
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  A black man's dick. That'll stop the ne'er-do-wells from causing trouble. Unless they LIKE being slapped around by big black johnson...jinkies
• Clackport

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  11 years ago

  ^^^LMAO Esta
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  Shadow, I'm afraid I will have to change my vote. Anybody who wants that job is clearly insane!
  
  Maybe we should pick him/her by national lottery, like in Arthur C Clarke's "Songs of a Distant Earth".
• Tiredtraveler

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  11 years ago

  Juice..Juice
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  I could be the next Bob Filner!
• rockstar666

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  11 years ago

  LDK. Isn't he the icon we all strive to emulate?
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  ^^^Fuck NO. Sorry but to strive to jizz in your drawers like a virgin 14 year old is not a goal for us grownups.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  I vote for kittykate so we'll have a dancer-friendly administration.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  ^^^ thought you had me on ignore
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  NO vote from for SC.
  
  RIGHT sclvr5005.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Philip Oliver Holz.
• minnow

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  11 years ago

  1) Captain John Yossarian
  
  2) Major Major Major Major
  
  My rationale for choosing these 2 stems from the fact that neither of these 2 individuals (fictional characters in "Catch 22") wanted their particular job. The scenes where Yossarian asks the doctor to ground him, and Maj. Major sneaks out the back window of his office when someone comes in to see him are classics.
• Super_Mane

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  11 years ago

  Crazy Joe I vote for you
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  Sorry Joe, you just don't meet the high standards of extreme Nazism and/or voluminous blather it takes to get on my ignore list.
• sofaking87

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  11 years ago

  I think a mayor would be a great idea, someone to show the new guys the ropes, and rein in the old timers!
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Whomever the mayor is their first order of business should be kicking alutard in the nuts. Oh wait, he is a eunuch with no balls. Never mind.
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  He already exists.
  
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