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crazyjoe
crazyjoe941525

Colorado

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

Who do you think could be the mayor of tuscl?

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mikeya02

I vote for the great Moomba...er..Alucard. He would be caught in some weird blowjob scandel in no time flat and be run out of town.

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Alucard

I wasn't aware that TUSCL was a democracy. Isn't it a Dictatorship?

Moderator I'll accept though. LOL

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mikeya02

^^^^LOL! If you were moderator this site would be more than decimated. You and five other people.

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ime

I could see Alucard as a mayor, he could easily be the next Rob Ford. Hell, he has clearly been hitting the pipe hard for years now.

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juiicebox69

Lol !

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Alucard

Fucking bad guess ime, I don't do illicit drugs like a lot of LOSERS here.

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canny

I vote for shadowcat because we all respect him!

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SlickSpic

I vote for Lopaw.

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ATACdawg

I'd vote for Shadow.

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Clubber

founder, as it should be.

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goodsouthernboy

I'll vote for shadow. I have 2 pics that I'll use for his campaign posters.

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shadowcat

Thanks but I'm holding out for U.S. president. :)

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crazyjoe

"Fucking bad guess ime, I don't do illicit drugs like a lot of LOSERS here."

Lol...try to be nice to the basterd and nominate him for mayor and he gets pissed and droo s the F bomb

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goodsouthernboy

Some people complain when the extended olive branch doesn't have actual olives on it... Not sure if that was brilliant or stupid. I made it up so I'll probably go with stupid...

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Estafador

A black man's dick. That'll stop the ne'er-do-wells from causing trouble. Unless they LIKE being slapped around by big black johnson...jinkies

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Clackport

^^^LMAO Esta

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ATACdawg

Shadow, I'm afraid I will have to change my vote. Anybody who wants that job is clearly insane!

Maybe we should pick him/her by national lottery, like in Arthur C Clarke's "Songs of a Distant Earth".

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Tiredtraveler

Juice..Juice

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sclvr5005

I could be the next Bob Filner!

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rockstar666

LDK. Isn't he the icon we all strive to emulate?

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sclvr5005

^^^Fuck NO. Sorry but to strive to jizz in your drawers like a virgin 14 year old is not a goal for us grownups.

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ilbbaicnl

I vote for kittykate so we'll have a dancer-friendly administration.

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crazyjoe

^^^ thought you had me on ignore

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Alucard

NO vote from for SC.

RIGHT sclvr5005.

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motorhead

Philip Oliver Holz.

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minnow
  1. Captain John Yossarian

  2. Major Major Major Major

My rationale for choosing these 2 stems from the fact that neither of these 2 individuals (fictional characters in "Catch 22") wanted their particular job. The scenes where Yossarian asks the doctor to ground him, and Maj. Major sneaks out the back window of his office when someone comes in to see him are classics.

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Super_Mane

Crazy Joe I vote for you

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ilbbaicnl

Sorry Joe, you just don't meet the high standards of extreme Nazism and/or voluminous blather it takes to get on my ignore list.

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sofaking87

I think a mayor would be a great idea, someone to show the new guys the ropes, and rein in the old timers!

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Dougster

Whomever the mayor is their first order of business should be kicking alutard in the nuts. Oh wait, he is a eunuch with no balls. Never mind.

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shadowcat

He already exists.

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