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Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

I visit this place about once...

I visit this place about once or twice a month and there really is not that much selection during the afternoon shift. The best dancer there is Juicy during the afternoon but there really is…

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

Well.. This was my...

Well.. This was my second visit to this club this year and much like the first visit it was a complete waste of money.. First of all I know it is…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

I live in Daytona and for...

I live in Daytona and for a night out, this is where I like to go. Most of the girls are young and pretty, and don't really hound you for dances unless you're obviously shelling…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Made the trip to toms river...

Made the trip to toms river to check out Delilah's. I had not been to the club in 5 years. It looked absolutely no different. Walk in after parking in the gravel lot out back…

Showgirls Gentlemens Club

Cathedral City, California

Always pop in here when in...

Always pop in here when in Palm Springs area. Club is actually located in nearby Cathedral City, but whole area is known to world as Palm Springs. Will cost $2 to use parking lot, $5…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Went there on Monday evening. Fairly...

Went there on Monday evening. Fairly large place with enough parking and well lit. Entered thru door, metal detector and paid 15$ cover. Its high in my opinion. Waitress put me in a table and…

VIP Gentlemen's Club

Key West, Florida

PLEASE avoid this club by all...

PLEASE avoid this club by all means..they are big time fraud... I was there in July 2013 and paid $300 for VIP room and paid $100 to the girl which I chose to get services…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

I have to say that this...

I have to say that this is the WORST club I have EVER been to. Lots wrong with it. First of, you get frisked pretty good before going in. Secondly, they have a sign that…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Stopped in on Tuesday morning the...

Stopped in on Tuesday morning the day before Christmas for the final day of Mario's annual holiday party. I came early as I had arranged to meet my fave for breakfast. The buffet was out…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon....

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon. My first time in the club. Inside was nice, 8 dollar cover for the afternoon. Only 4 ladies working. All dancers were pretty and friendly…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

The best girl here is Stacy....

The best girl here is Stacy. Shes a little bit older, but she shes blonde and shes hot. She seems genuinely excited when you walk in (Im sure its part of the show…

Puzzles

Marlow Heights, Maryland

This will definitely be my LAST...

This will definitely be my LAST review of this club. I went here on a Friday night recently. First, there were only like 6 or 7 dancers in the joint. Second, only…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

This is not my first time...

This is not my first time at this club and it will not be my last. On this night I got there around 4:30 to have a couple of beers before I was meeting a…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Club Cabaret bills itself as having...

Club Cabaret bills itself as having the most amenities of any gentleman's club in the world. Adding to this a kitchen that serves light fare to full dinner meals, and a variety of dancers,…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I visited Indy recently for a...

I visited Indy recently for a college football game with some friends. Anytime I go out of town I like to hit up a local strip club for a good time. It was my first…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

The Kappa Kabanna mixes a basic...

The Kappa Kabanna mixes a basic club experience with a concise kitchen menu and a large stable of dancers to create one of the better values for the club goer. The club is in…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

As always i come out to...

As always i come out to the Red Parrot on Tuesdays for great 3 dollar tecates and some good entertainment.. i hadn't come out in awhile so of course i was excited to check it…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I visited on a Friday night....

I visited on a Friday night. The club wasn't busy for a Friday night which I wasn't expecting. There were a decent number of dancers but not as many as I've seen there on a…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

Went here on a Wednesday night...

Went here on a Wednesday night and it was dead. $20 bucks to get in. There were only maybe 4 dancers going. One ok Latina chick, a skinny blonde who was also the bartender, another…

Mavericks

Cape Town, South Africa

I thought this club was over-rated....

I thought this club was over-rated. The were more women than men, but they would not leave you alone to enjoy your drink, they were thirsty to make money from the visitors to meet their…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I went to this club 3...

I went to this club 3 days before, this is a good place, the cover is 10 bucks, and there is very dark inside, there is a lots separate small space, and very dark, you…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Heard about this place and tried...

Heard about this place and tried it out. First off it was a $30 fee. I said what the hell since goldfingers/inf closed down when did this happen? anyway, nice lay out.…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

What to say about the Clermont...

What to say about the Clermont lounge, it's more like what's not to say. It's kind of a wild environment , it a little hole in the wall joint where you can smoke , be…

Club Fantasy

North Charleston, South Carolina

I was expecting the club to...

I was expecting the club to be in the "hood", but actually it was in a reasonably safe small business area. Parked on the street, as I didn't know if you had to pay for parking.…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Lets start at the street, nice...

Lets start at the street, nice looking building a good parking lot. So that's a good start. Walk in and the place looks much smaller inside than it did from outside. The bar is in…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

Just the Facts. Entry $10 Coat Check...

Just the Facts. Entry $10 Coat Check $3 Beer $10 Topless Lap Dance $40 Girls hussling for overpriced drinks, all of them. If you have money to burn, catch a cab into Manhattan and blow your money…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Pure is now my all-time favorite...

Pure is now my all-time favorite (ATF), club in Ohio. It is clean, a wonderful layout for a club. You can see the stage from pretty much everywhere. The private dance area…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight Club is certainly one of...

Flight Club is certainly one of the nice looking clubs in the town . They have mandatory $7 valet the whole day , but no cover during the day time . They had only 4…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Had the day off yesterday and...

Had the day off yesterday and figured what better way to while away a few hours than to get the free lunch and gaze at some pussy at Deja Vu. Last time I was there…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Dropped into Deja Vu with a...

Dropped into Deja Vu with a couple of co-workers on a recent business trip. It has been a long time since I have been here and surprised by the layout these days. What's up with…

The Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, Tennessee

I'm from out of town, but...

I'm from out of town, but this place is like nothing I've ever seen. They offer lap dances in a shower or a cage! I had to try the shower lap dance (50). They give…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Stopped by for a quick visit...

Stopped by for a quick visit early Saturday evening (about 5:00). There was no cover charge, but they were charging $5 for parking. When I got inside, the place was fairly packed. There were two…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Another review, this place has become...

Another review, this place has become my regular place to go, and I like it because lunch and one dancer in particular, and don't know if I'll hang around if she isn't there. Honestly, all…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Arrived after getting in town for...

Arrived after getting in town for a football game and noticed cheetahs was close to my hotel. Walked in and paid the 5 dollar cover. It was very quiet maybe 10 people in the club…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

THIS PLACE IS A COMPLETE RIPOFF....

THIS PLACE IS A COMPLETE RIPOFF. I been to every club in the area many times and never experienced anything like the drink hustle here. $12 for a dancer drink which is pretty standard. But…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I normally do not get into...

I normally do not get into the physical description of a club or the features, however the listing on TUSCL has this club wrong - this is a topless club; the description says bikini dances…

Peppermint Hippo

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Stopped in while in town with...

Stopped in while in town with friends. The club is easy to find right on the main drag of Fayetteville. Pitchers of beer are only $10 but probably the smallest pitcher you've ever seen.…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

I came in here with a...

I came in here with a few of my friends at the beginning of December. The appearance of the club from the outside was nice. There were a few girls smoking outside. Once inside, we…

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, Pennsylvania

I stopped by here on a...

I stopped by here on a long afternoon and had a great time. A lot of the girls weren't worth much, but a few were quite lovely, giving me a nice long conversation and…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I am guessing at the number...

I am guessing at the number of dancers - it seemed to be that more than a few girls would appear for a few dances then slide back into the dressing room, I never saw…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business and saw something about Teri Weigel as the feature performer! I have always had a thing for Teri and have fantasized about some personal lap dances with her or…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

It has been awhile since I...

It has been awhile since I have been here and after Saturday, I think it is safe to say it was my last trip. The place has slowed down so much that what can now…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

visiting LV and it turned out...

visiting LV and it turned out my trip was timed for the same week as the National Rodeo - always good to see women in tight jeans and fuck me boots in the hotels. I scored…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Club itself is pretty small. You...

Club itself is pretty small. You walk in to a smokey club, the tables are packed together, not much room for movement. You can smoke inside, though. Two stages, plenty of hot classy girls, And…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

The physical appearance of the club...

The physical appearance of the club has been touched on in several reviews so i won't go into great detail. Parking in the rear and enter thru the back door. I visited at about…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I stopped in here around 2:00...

I stopped in here around 2:00 to grab some lunch and see what the gals looked like. As always, first impressions were great - very nice and upscale club, dancer on stage looked good. I…

King's Gentlemen's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Personalities recently closed down and reopened...

Personalities recently closed down and reopened under the same management that is running the bada bing club in Saint Pete. I decided to bite the bullet and stop by the club to check out the…

Spearmint Rhino

West Bend, Wisconsin

Wednesday night @ 9pm - they...

Wednesday night @ 9pm - they couldn't find a dancer to put on stage. One must have been back visiting and another sitting at a table by the bar texting ... as one of the…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

Went to the Roaring 20's with...

Went to the Roaring 20's with my gf as a part of the "Four for forty" package, and had a pretty good time. The dancers there seemed to get a little more into it…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This is essentially a continuation of...

This is essentially a continuation of my Adelita’s review, so look there for intel on border crossing and other generic issues. HK definitely has a radically more upbeat vibe than Adelita’s. It has…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

On a business trip to Portland...

On a business trip to Portland I visited Spyce about 9 PM on a Monday and Wednesday. The club is located about a block off Burnside on NW 2nd ave. The club is rather small…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

Went with a few buddies on...

Went with a few buddies on a Thursday night. There are 2 dance areas and the one in the back in technically reserved for VIP/table service and private dances, which leaves the main dance area…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

THIS PLACE IS A COMPLETE RIPOFF....

THIS PLACE IS A COMPLETE RIPOFF. I been to every club in the area many times and never experienced anything like the drink hustle here. $12 for a dancer drink which is pretty standard. But…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I was passing through and decided...

I was passing through and decided to stop in during the early afternoon. There were three dancers working. 1 black, two white (tall blond and a short brunette). Of the three, the tall blond looked…

Tease

Kokomo, Indiana

The place's setup is nice; a...

The place's setup is nice; a lot better condition than that of any other club in Kokomo. There used to be 4 VIP booths; but thanks to people being overzealous and indiscrete; the corner booth…

Magic Gentleman's Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

I visited the club on a...

I visited the club on a Thursday night it was a particularly slow night, there were about 7 dancers on shift and I arrived there around 1 AM. The dancer were great! They were also…

Tiger Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

hadn't been in town for a...

hadn't been in town for a while so i decided to stop by my neighborhood SC. entrance was pretty steep considering the location and size of this club ($20) I went there with…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

One of the best places in...

One of the best places in the city area. location is right off of I-40 and Scott street in DelCity. Best waitress and bar staff on Sunday nites in the city. Usually get a combination…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Visited in the afternoon while driving...

Visited in the afternoon while driving on business. Don't have any good clubs near me so I was happy with my choice to come here. I like the layout of the club and the women…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

My fiance and I were bored...

My fiance and I were bored so we decided to take a trip to our favorite strip club in atlanta. We have been to follies on several different occasions and have always enjoyed it but…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

I stopped into Sasnak to check...

I stopped into Sasnak to check it out on a night that was going around visiting Topeka strip clubs that I hadn't been to before. I was a little surprised by the layout, this club…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

It is an okay club since...

It is an okay club since you do not have much choice in DC area. I have been there several times since moving into the area less than a year ago. It has easy access…

Speakeasy 54

Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin

This is still for my money...

This is still for my money the nicest club in Wisconsin. I stopped by while in town for work on a Friday evening. When I arrived at 7 no one was dancing, but they would…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Since I have already wrote reviews...

Since I have already wrote reviews on the club atmospherics I will begin with monday's experience. NOTE: they no longer charge cover. Only 6 bucks for a drink. I visited the club twice on Monday and…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

I was in a mood to...

I was in a mood to see some tits and ass. And so I caught the Lynx train at my hotel (Westin) and headed for the Charlotte SouthEnd. I had intended to ride…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

The Penthouse Club isn’t on the...

The Penthouse Club isn’t on the main stretch of Boubon Street, but it is only a half a block away. It was twelve dollars to get in, but it was well worth it.…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

I rarely go to any strip...

I rarely go to any strip club on Sunday nights even on game day and I just realized why I don't. There weren't too many to choose from but the one I got…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls is the Dallas Cowboys...

Baby Dolls is the Dallas Cowboys of Strip Clubs. It teased and promised and raised my hopes - and with time running down, it found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. I went…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

I went there after lunch, and...

I went there after lunch, and it was the first time I'd been since it became the cafe. It's incredibly dark inside, and I was absolutely blinded when I went in. I kinda remember the lay…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

New York for New Years. ...

New York for New Years. Good times. Private Eyes is a block past where the theaters, which are dark on Monday, end. Free admission with coupon from guy at other end of…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Diamond Club is less than two...

Diamond Club is less than two blocks from Private Eyes. Both just past the end of the theater district. I was in town for holidays, but theaters don't play on Monday. Got…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Me and a couple of friends...

Me and a couple of friends went to Scores a couple weeks ago. This place is easy to find, about a 15 min drive from O'Hare airport. If you drive, there is a…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stopped in on my way back...

Stopped in on my way back from Hartford. Have often heard about this place, wanted to see for myself. Truth be told, I’ve encountered a lot of attractive dancers at other clubs…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I was in NW Indiana visiting...

I was in NW Indiana visiting family for the holidays and decided to check out Industrial Strip on the way home. It was a Monday night when I visited, so I wasn’t expecting the…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Cynicism (while practical) is an unattractive...

Cynicism (while practical) is an unattractive trait, so I just try to keep on believing in this place despite all reasons not to. I think it's because I remember when this club was awesome,…

Club 77

Gatineau, Quebec

I went by this place in...

I went by this place in the evening, in late August 2013 I read on other sites that it was all black chicks, and the reviews were generally bad. I however went in with an open…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Have often heard about this place,...

Have often heard about this place, wanted to see for myself so I made a special trip to Hartford. I’ve encountered a lot of attractive dancers at other clubs who used to dance…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

An update on my previous reviews...

An update on my previous reviews of this place. Things have taken a definite turn for the worse. Stopped in on a Saturday before Christmas and again late on a Monday night between the holidays.…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Was in Florida for the holidays...

Was in Florida for the holidays to visit family and decided to check out Diamond Dolls after reading the reviews. There is a fairly large bar with the stage right within reach of the stage.…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went in on a Friday around...

Went in on a Friday around 8pm. You enter through the book store and pay a $20 cover. They then escort you to a seat. Club is nothing special but it was clean.…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

I visited C-Mows in the afternoon....

I visited C-Mows in the afternoon. All black girls working except for the bartender. A tall gal approached me at the bar and grabbed my stuff. She was thin and a very…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I went into this club a...

I went into this club a few days ago. I was stopping by for a beer and wanted to see what the turnout would be for the girls and the audience. To my dismay there…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Hard to believe I’ve never written...

Hard to believe I’ve never written a review of this place considering the amount of time I spent here when this club was in its prime. For those that aren’t familiar with it, Club…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I have never been to Scarlett's...

I have never been to Scarlett's before. It is in the part of Toledo where there is 2 other clubs near by. I visited on a Tuesday afternoon. I didn't expect much since is was…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Buddy and I stopped by Hi...

Buddy and I stopped by Hi Liter on a Friday night last weekend after a long week. I'm a long time fan of the club and, while there have been changes lately in regards to…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

had a dance wit the famous...

had a dance wit the famous dulce. She was really good as always dulce had her lil purse wit lotion and condoms as usual after talking for a,lil wee go too the back and I…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Objectively speaking, you cannot get around...

Objectively speaking, you cannot get around the fact that Sapphire is the largest strip club in Las Vegas, as well as in the state and quite possibly the whole planet. With so many exotic dancing…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Went in on a Tuesday, and...

Went in on a Tuesday, and there were a few dancers working. Some on the phones texting, or whatever the hell they are staring at on their phones, and others just sitting on the benches.…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

Have been going to this place...

Have been going to this place on occasion for some time. It's kind of hit or miss if you don't know what you're looking for. I have definitely felt scammed on several occasions; it's really…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Stopped by here for the first...

Stopped by here for the first time on a Tuesday mid-afternoon. Has a neighborhood bar feel to it. Lot of smokers, seems smoky, and sure enough my clothes reeked of smoke afterwards. Very friendly and attentive…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped here directly after getting my...

Stopped here directly after getting my rental car on a recent trip to DTW. Why not see some naked women before even checking into the hotel? I had been to Bogart's in the past, but this…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

I went to two downtown Seattle...

I went to two downtown Seattle clubs on Sunday night, December 29, 2013. Deja Vu was first. Dreamgirls was second. (See separate review for that trip.) They were the two that I usually avoid…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

My first paragraph in my review...

My first paragraph in my review of Deja Vu, Seattle, also applies to this review, as this was my second club stop of the evening. (See separate review for Deja Vu, Seattle.) I was in…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I have been wanting to visit...

I have been wanting to visit Tijuana for a while but admittedly have been nervous about crossing the border. But I was in San Diego for a job interview and decided to throw caution into…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Went to unwind after a long...

Went to unwind after a long day at work . The bar had a few girls working and seemed to be somewhat steady with customers . The bartender was quick and made a…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Posted a review on this club...

Posted a review on this club a year and a half ago ....drinks are still about 6 or 7 dollars a mix drink and that is pretty normal for any clubs in this are...the girls…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

OK - so it was New...

OK - so it was New Years Eve but I expected a few more girls dancing and a lot more fun. Still a great neighborhood bar feel and cheap drinks and a decent time, but…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

My second stop of the night....

My second stop of the night. This place is a sure bet but I keep hoping other places will live up to expectations. Well, keep ending up here. There were 3 dancers working that…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

This club has bad the reputation...

This club has bad the reputation of hiring ANYBODY no matter what she looked like. While there were a few who weren't much on the eyes, there were three who looked good. The…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This place use to be my...

This place use to be my all time favorite, but lately it has been hit or miss. I usually go after midnight on weekdays (maybe that's the issue). Decent show while getting a…

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Things you thought about saying to strippers but decided not to:

Just add to the list. 1. You stink. Go away. 2. Eeewww, I can't believe you are working here. You're gross. 3. Wouldn't you like to know... 4. You're the hottest girl in this club but I'm not going to tell you and…

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Vegas Regulars--AVN and Clubs, Worth It?

For Vegas regulars, anyone ever visit one of the clubs that is hosting any of the AVN stars/parties? Is it like any other night, more fun, or a pain in the ass? I asked because I used to frequent a…

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OT: For those familiar w/ Formula-1 racing - Schumacher battles for life after

Seven-times Formula One world champion Michael Schumacher was fighting for his life on Monday after suffering severe head injuries in a skiing accident in the French Alps resort of Meribel, doctors said. "We can say that his condition is life-threatening," Jean-Francois…

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Too many favorites problems need advice from the Vets

First of all hello to all of you fellow SC goers. I was married for 6 1/2 years and recently split and going through divorce. Until then I had been to a SC maybe 3 times. I'm 27, I do…

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Police: Armed suspects tried to rob man at Rock Hill[SC] strip club.

Two suspects attempted to rob a man at gunpoint outside the Crazy Horse strip club in Rock Hill, according to a police report. The victim, 44, told police he was in the parking lot on his phone when he heard someone…

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Philadelphia Club Suggestions for Couples

A lady friend of mine has expressed an interest in checking out a strip club. I've been to many in the Philly area but I've only made one trip with a female friend (to Daydreams on a whim).…

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Stripper raped in Gastonia NC

Patrol officers say they caught a Gastonia man raping an exotic dancer in the back of a car in Cleveland County. The incident happened Dec. 21 in a church parking lot, according to investigators. James Edward Locust has been charged with…

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Favorite Pornstars

Who are your top five favorite pornstars? My list 1. Richelle Ryan 2. Lisa Ann 3. Trina Michaels 4. Tori Black 5. Sarah Vandella

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Favorite Stripper Outfits

I'm such a fan of all the different outfits strippers wear. •schoolgirl outfit •gown •skirt •corset •fishnets •stockings •leggings •bustier •boy shorts •bra and panty •thong •Christmas outfit •etc.... What is your favorite outfit on a stripper? I would have to go with corset or fishnets with some nice high heels.

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The ZIPMAN SYSTEM

What with all the hubbub 'bout "the system' and "just ask" and JesterL's new system I'd like to suggest a new system for folks to try. Just show up wearing a Starfleet uniform, ideally and original series blue uniform, and…

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Write Off Strip Clubs on your Taxes

The rapper Game claims "You can write off strip clubs...making it rain." I was getting all excited, but then the Forbes article throws cold water on the rapper's claim. Forbes is a buzz-kill. http://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyphillipserb/2013/12/30/game-offers-tax-advice-to-rappers-write-off-strippers-sneaks-and-medical-marijuana/

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Things that are Supposed to be Sexy/Erotic, But Aren't

So I have been seeing stories recently about a mother/daughter porn duo . . . I generally try to say live and let live, different strokes, etc., but this would be such a major turn off for me. So…

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Ultimate OTC

Do we have any members who married someone hot and broke, or someone homely but wealthy? How did it go?

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Alberta strippers. Just for you farmerart. LOL.

http://o.canada.com/life/frolicking-bears-viral-video-conservation/

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"Are You farmerart's Toronto Sweetie?"

The power of tuscl. I have often written about my Toronto sweetie here on tuscl - always with her consent after my first story about her. She has toured tuscl and has seen any of my posts that may interest her.…

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Are strippers complaining about how bad it is in clubs now just putting me on?

It's a line of talk I often get from strippers. The club isn't nearly as busy as it used to be and she's having trouble making enough money now. I wonder if there is any truth to this…

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Could you marry/be in a serious relationship with a stripper?

I don't think I could. I know that I have probably touched and sucked on and been touched and sucked by the girlfriends and wives of quite a few other men, but I just couldn't stand it if…

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Hotlist?

How do I get clubs on my hotlist?

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Toy curiosity

So, a new dancer of my acquaintance has a rather large, as such thing go, tongue stud. After using it to awesome effect, coaxing the second nut of the day out of me within about an hour of the first,…

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Talk about a damper on your evening

From a recent review: “…The Manager of this club is a very honorable guy. I felt an urge to check out a stripclub after work and I text him letting him know I'd come down. I arrived to the club around…

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General New Year's Resolution for 2014?

What are your general New Year's Resolution for 2014 - i.e. strip club related or not? My resolutions are - 1) Redeem myself for my failure to live up to all the noise I made in 2013 about running all the trolls…

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Strip Club Peeves

We've all got our peeves when it comes to strip clubs. Here's my list, though I'm sure I'm forgetting a thing or two. What are yours? 1) A dancer who demands a tip—sometimes substantial—after a private dance. If it's part of…

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Cops and Clubs

I do not drink at clubs when I go by myself. If I have to drive, I do not drink at all! I have cokes instead. I think drinking and driving is a heinous crime that risks…

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New Years Strip Club Related Resolutions

1. Don't Drink (too heavy) and Drive. 2. Don't Drink and Post (to Tuscl). 3. No more than two dances in a row without a break. 4. Make a strip club monthly budget- and stick with it. 5. Tip…

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Day time strip club ??

Since my girl and I have been doing the StripClun thing we have never went during the day time. The earliest I say would be showing up at 10, she even thinks that is to early. So, what are the…

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Your autobiography.

So you are writing your autobiography about your life and strip clubbing. What would the title be? Mine - "The old man and the club".

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Dive Clubs

Why do they even exist? And, more importantly, why would one even think about going. Unless it's in hope of finding some incredibly cheap pussy. Ok, nevermind.

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WHAT!!!!!!

When did Xcapades re open? The reason I'm asking is I see its listed under the Asheville clubs?

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Portmanteau

In the discussion about shaved pubes, the product "Nair" was mentioned. I haven't thought about that in 25 years. Did you know Nair comes from "no hair"? Feel free to add more

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Damn, I Wish I Was At The Club Right Now

Good morning, muthafuckas. I'd like to say that I'm coming home from an amazing time at the strip club. No sirree Bob. Don't get me wrong, I've had a great night. Only problem is, my three…

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Holy Shit,UFC

Did anybody else see what I saw? Chris Weidman broke Silva's leg in the biggest bout of the year. Good thing I didn't bet this time.

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What makes this man wanna travel to Tijuanna

So I know I made a discussion some time ago about the worthiness of flying down south for a trip to Tijuanna. Here's what made that ideal rebuff and why I'm still thinking about going. Now I know some of…

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Would you have lunch in a place like this

Coming in January, a new sex shop will open. No big deal right? But wait, you can shop, you can order a coffee AND you can sit at the bar and sip on a bruiser.....WTF? This is definitely a new…

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Shots ring out at West Palm Beach strip club

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. -- At 4:36 a.m. on Saturday, Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies responded to reports of shots fired at the Flash Dance Strip Club located at 4458 Purdy Lane. Deputies say that preliminary information leads them to believe…

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juicebox (contaner)

A juice box, also called a carton or popper, is a small container used to conveniently carry and consume drinks (most often juice). They are frequently made of paperboard with an aluminum foil lining, but variations exist. Juice boxes are…

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juicebox making kids gay

Alex Jones- Juice Boxes Are Making Kids Gay By AndrewShadyJohnston

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Exclusive Interview, meet JuiceBox! By StudzLife101Exclusive Interview, meet Jui

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Juicebox Theme song

Juice can't be denied .. Kids Song - JUICE BOX - funny children's music rap cartoon by Preschool Popstars By preschoolpopstars

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Why Juicebox Should be Banned

Ban Juice! Ban Juice! http://www.whydontyoutrythis.com/2013/06/why-i-stopped-buying-juice-boxes-the-picture-will-gross-you-out.html?m=1

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Juicy J Trippy Mane

Juicy J - Show Out (Explicit) ft. Big Sean, Young Jeezy By TheJuicyJVEVO

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OJ Da juiceman is back !

YouTube dis " Oj Da Juiceman - No Hook (Official Video) By OfficialWSHHVideos"

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youtube this yo !

Plies - Low Miles (Official Music Video) By Meek Mill

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The "iRemember You" scam

This has been happening more frequently at my favorite club and happened just again this afternoon. Dancer I've never met before comes up and says how are you, remember me and the good time we had up in the VIP?…

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Dancers asking for "tips"

I know I might come off as cheap by saying this, but sometimes it gets to me when girls ask me for a tip after I get a few VIPs. For instance, a girl takes me in the VIP…

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GETTING MORE FOR YOUR $$$ THAN A CELEBRITY

was at a strip joint in new York city when I saw this real fat dude come in w/a t-shirt that had his face printed on it. after a few moments I realized that the dude was none other than…

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Crabs, Pedophilia, or What?

What is your best guess as to what's behind the current fad of shaving off crotch hair.

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Looks like Duck Dynasty folks won

http://variety.com/2013/voices/columns/duck-dynasty-scramble-leaves-ae-with-egg-on-its-face-1201004122/ I am not against homosexuality - but I am against the ever increasing "demand for silence" in a country that is supposedly free.

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Has TUSCL made you more of a hobbyist ?

I started SCing regularly in 2000 but did not join TUSCL `till Jan 2012. I liked SCing prior to joining TUSCL but have found myself hitting it harder once I joined TUSCL. How has TUSCL affected your SCing: + no change + I SC…

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:The Barely Legal Edition

Sorry for the delay but my hands were full yesterday. On to the next round of, FUCK-MARRY-KILL. For your viewer pleasure and entertainment, today we have the Barely Legal Edition. These three cuties are all 21 and over, ripe for…

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Fuk yeah Womcow!!!

Whut u thank if sum biologie company take DNA frum a womyn and mak an animal jus like dat womyn but only just a smart as a heifer. Butt not all fat an disgusting lik a real heefer. Letz call…

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Regretting Money Spent

Just in general, have you guys ever regretted going out for the night and spending money at a club? I'm not rich, and even if I've had a good time with a friendly girl, I usually think, "Damn, I could…

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What is the weirdest post...

...you've seen on TUSCL?

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Bad ass times

Did you ever play around with Fulminate of Mercury when you was a kid? Fun times.

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Dudes lying on TUSCL

I realize that there's a certain amount of BS you have to accept on this forum, but I find it interesting when dudes talk about amazing SC's and awesome babes, and yet they clam up when you ask them where…

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How old were you ?

a) 1st time you ever went to a SC b) when you became a regular SC goer For me: a) 21 b) 30 I imagine this question has been asked b4 (maybe even by me LOL); but I don't recall

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Couples

If you are a couple that does the clubs together, like my girl and I, what is the best thing you as a couple find hot?

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Anti Club Activists

Have you ever pulled up to a club and had picketers and protesters in front of the club. Several years ago I pulled up to a club and there were pickets out front and a group was copying license plate…

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Best Lines from a Dancer

I saw a similar post several months ago. I enjoyed it and thought I would give it a slight spin. These are the top ten pick up lines I've heard from a dancer wanting me to take her…

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Fantasy games

Fetish_dancer's post in sharkhunter's "entertainment" thread piqued my interest. @fetish_dancer: You're the second dancer on here who's admitted to playing some sort of fantasy game. duomaxwell also admits to playing Skyrim. I'm also "friends" on Steam with another dancer who…

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Tips

I tip everyone, for my mother was a waitress so she pushed hard. Pushed so hard that I over tip a lot. But, tips do allow you access to places without paying the establishment. And fuck the club, they make…

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Excuses Strippers Use Not to have Sex with You

Excuses Strippers Use Not to have Sex with You 1 I can't. I'm having my period 2 I've got a headache 3 My boyfriend would kick my ass 4 My boyfriend would kick your ass 5 I feel fat 6 I'm too tired 7 You give me the creeps 8 We can do it next…

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how was your holiday?

Mine was low key. Got what I wanted.

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Midwestern extras

What are the best clubs in the Midwest for reasonably priced BJs, say $50-100? I know about Detroit and East St. Louis and have found willing providers at a club in Indianapolis and another in the Youngstown area, but…

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Canada garners dubious award but we'll still respect you in the morning

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is the runaway winner. Talking Points Memo [TPM] "is pleased to announce the winners of the Seventh Annual Golden Dukes recognizing the year's best purveyors of public corruption, outlandish behavior and The Crazy. The awards are named in…

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Smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYqe3QeOqQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Ever had porn give you a medical warning?

Was looking for some maid action and I stumbled upon this. Was frigging flabbergasted that ANY porn gave you warnings of sex and its pros and cons. I my friends are stumped. But it did do one thing. It superred…

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What sign are you?

This may or may not be amusing.. I'm a Scorpio

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Today is Boxing Day in Canada

How does one celebrate this day?

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What other entertainment do you guys enjoy?

I usually don't have a lot of free time so I enjoy on rare occasions playing some games on my home pc. Strategy war type games are fun for me. I once used to play golf but I don't enjoy…

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The Future of Adult Entertainment?

I was roaming around the internet, checking out this, that, and the other when I stumbled upon this gem of an advertisement. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6-QQzJrGLvE

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SCORES in NY 20 years ago allowed to have sex inside?

How about a handjob or something like that? Her husband at this time pushed her to do that for money! I have a girlfriend that used to be a dancer there at this time and says that she never touched the…

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3 Dead, 2 Wounded in Christmas Strip Club Shooting

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/n-strip-club-shooting-leaves-3-dead-christmas-article-1.1558062?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nydnrss%2Fgossip%2Frush_molloy+(Gossip%2FRush+%26+Molloy) A "mammary mecca melee" is how the Daily News characterizes it.

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Hope you perverts had a happy Christmas

('cept Mr. TDHQ...I hope that dude had a happy Chanukah and managed to dial back the rage at pretty much all other TUSCL posters that he clearly feels...) Peace on Earth and goodwell to all my friends. Probably healthy to focus…

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Hey

I hope y'all had a great Xmass. Mine was spent with a few strippers. How did y'all spend yours

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Providence, RI status update?

There was a time when the Providence strip club scene was hot. From reading recent reviews, it sounds like things have cooled off significantly, maybe to PG-13 levels? I recall reading about the recent passage of laws in RI…

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new orleans this weekend

I live in New orleans. Most my friends are married. Anyone in nola this weekend and want to check out visions? Love that place. Need a wingman. Lol

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Tattoo Theory

I theorize that a woman rarely gets horny for a guy who is less tattooed than she is. Your data?

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Christmas In The Bush

10:00PM; December 25, 2013. Bush camp - North West Territories, Canada. -24C; heavy cloud cover; snowing; no starlight or moonlight. Sitting in the office shack crunching numbers. The crews that did the dayshift 12s on the rigs are sleeping off the…

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Franchises

Franchises can be nice when you travel, for those times when you want to go somewhere and know what to expect. Can be. https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=124535

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Career Choices

Question for the guys who receive FS ITC and OTC. Have you ever talked about it with the dancers who do this why they don't work as escorts? Or, do a lot of them do both, extras dance…

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ShawtBusShawty ( @BYOBent Gucci Mane Soulja Boy Waka Flocka Cartoon Short Bus Sh

Look this up on youtube . ShawtBusShawty ( @BYOBent Gucci Mane Soulja Boy Waka Flocka Cartoon Short Bus Shorty) By BeYoOwnBoss

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Clubbing on Christmas?

Shocked to see my go-to club open tonight. And even though my son just left to visit with his mom and I am flying solo tonight, I don't think I can bring myself to go to a strip club on…

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Fox Brothers Barbaque

Is the best in the world hauling from Atlanta Georgia

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Social Sex

I just noticed that TUSCL has a new advertiser. Somebody take one for the team and let us know how it works out. :)

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Bad santa vs good santa.

http://jezebel.com/black-santa-fought-white-santa-on-the-wwe-and-won-1489284972

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Female Condoms

Has anybody ever tried CFS with a female condom?

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A Christmas Miracle

On Christmas eve my CF came to my house for dinner and a celebration of the season. I had told her Santa had left some presents for her under the tree. When she arrived, her arms were full…

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Happy Holiday

May Jesus Christ Fill our Hearts full of Joy

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Your Splurges

So here we are on a holiday that perhaps should more correctly be called Consumption Orgy Day. It occurs to me that, if it weren't for strippers, I'd pretty much be a total cheap bastard. Lap dances are…

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Quote of the Day

Here is the difference between LDK and myself. Maybe it's not about the happy ending Maybe it's about the story

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Not so Merry Christmas

Good morning everyone. I hope that you have a great day. IRVINGTON, N.J. (WABC) -- Police are investigating a shooting outside a strip club in Irvington New Jersey that left three people dead and two others wounded. The gunfire erupted…

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Merry Christmas to All

http://www.hasbabes.com/images/Image/11_12/merry_xmas.jpg

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'Tis the Season

When was cute....before she turned into a hideous slutwhore http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYJw6xuS85s&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Merry Christmas Bro.

I was sitting at a table in a frequently visisted strip club preparing for another Christmas eve alone. Ahoter patron was sitting at a table all alone. As he got up and left without lookiing directly at…

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Another good reason to not seek strippers from ads.

A stripper's bodyguard reportedly punched a Laguna Beach man after a misunderstanding, but both parties eventually settled with no arrests made, according to Laguna Beach police. The man hired a stripper to come to his residence in the 600 block of…

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Homeland security raids Mass. strip club in search of bootleg Red Sox and Patrio

The investigators say they found $10,000 worth of knockoff Boston sports merchandise at the Foxy Lady in Brockton, Mass. The club allegedly sold the counterfeit goods and gave them away with the purchase of two lap dances. Homeland Security raided…

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Adult Boutique Robbery Ends in Police Shootout

One alleged robber is killed, the other wounded in chase that ended in a shootout with police ELOY, Ariz.—An early morning robbery yesterday at an adult boutique in rural Arizona ended in a car chase and shootout with police that left…

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RIP. Mikhail Kalashnikov, inventor of AK-47 died on Monday

The great inventor died this past Monday. Rest in Peace. I just read about it recently. Just posted in case others missed it too. The AK-47 was known to work when other guns would jam up.…

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An almost 2 pm'er In Hollywood

Affidavit: Man shot by woman over alleged money for sex http://www.local10.com/news/affidavit-man-shot-by-woman-over-alleged-money-for-sex/-/1717324/23641760/-/f39im0z/-/index.html