So I don't normally find myself...

So I don't normally find myself at a strip club on a Monday night. However, I received a text message from a buddy of mine at around 5:30pm that said, "$3 cover, $1.75 beers, and $14 Steak and Shrimp." Since the establishment is literally less than two blocks away from my work, I decided I would join him as soon as I left work. I did and let me tell you gentlemen...I definitely do not regret it. The food was great, the beers were cheap (they charge you $2/beer but I mean, whatever...what's $0.25?), and the girls were beautiful...which really surprised me, considering I showed up around 6:45pm. The girls were friendly and NOT at all pushy, which I usually find frequently bothersome at most strip clubs. In any case, the night was great and I'm pretty sure I found a new Monday night hangout.

PS - We had an older Asian waitress named Wendy (or some shit like that)...she was a complete b*#^@, which is completely ridiculous considering how good we tip. Anyway, we asked to switch waitresses and after that, the night was great!