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Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

The club is on a quiet...

The club is on a quiet street, you dont have to use VIP to park but the more you tip the better your experience will be. I got there around 10 so I had plenty…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Since my July review the club...

Since my July review the club has gone downhill. Most of the talents introduced new as well as several of the other good looking dancers are gone. During a recent visit club had only 3…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

I was passing through the area...

I was passing through the area and had a little time to kill so I thought I would stop in. Nothing about the club has changed in terms of set up or decor. When I…

Midnight Express

Smithville, Tennessee

So this place is a big...

So this place is a big tin-roofed warehouse type building. Pretty ugly from the outside and from the inside. Definitely not winning any awards in terms of atmosphere. One big huge room with…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

On The Border (OTB) is a...

On The Border (OTB) is a nice club. Not hard to find out in the suburbs of Milwaukee. (It is near Illinois, hence the name.) Inside is nice, drinks reasonably priced. This club has the…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

Where to begin? The club is reasonably...

Where to begin? The club is reasonably large & clean & well maintained. I wish I could say the same of the dancers...A few of them were OK, maybe even above average. A large…

Body Shop

West Hollywood, California

Me and my wife assisted to...

Me and my wife assisted to the Body Shop a few months ago. There were 3 or 4 girls at the time. Two londes, an awesome bunette who looked like Olvia Wilde and a latina…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stopped in on a recent Sunday...

Stopped in on a recent Sunday and there were a decent number of girls working. talked with 3-4 of them who gave me a handshake but i was holding out for something a bit better. started…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This place is still a warehouse...

This place is still a warehouse with amazing talent. The place is big with many dancers on shift. My second visit was just as good as the first. Tooties is great because…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Came here on a Saturday afternoon...

Came here on a Saturday afternoon to waste some time before heading to DC. Place was empty with about 3 dancers working. Can't see how this place got such high reviews. Atmosphere was dead and…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Two of us went in on...

Two of us went in on Sat. afternoon Dec.20 for a couple of beers after picking up some things at a nearby home improvement store. It was about 3:30pm and the place was not crowded.…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

I went in Mr Happy's about...

I went in Mr Happy's about 3pm on Fri. Dec. 19. Although the parking lot was 1/2 full the place only had a handful of customers. There was a surge in customers about 4pm but…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Dropped by first Saturday afternoon about...

Dropped by first Saturday afternoon about 3:30. Place was completely dark due to a power failure in the club. Same thing happened the previous Saturday. Strange, but would offer a good opportunity for BJ or…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was working in Vegas for a...

Was working in Vegas for a show. Went here as I'd been several years ago and remembered it fondly. Got locals free entry with my work ID badge from a local hotel even though I…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Was here this evening and had...

Was here this evening and had a shitty experience. I actually found 3 girls that I actually liked and got some dances with one. A tall white girl with wavy black hair and tall black…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Visited on a Monday night. ...

Visited on a Monday night. This was my First time there so I sat and checked things out.  There is a long stage in the center where dancers shake topless at each end. They usually…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Visited on a Monday night. ...

Visited on a Monday night. This was my First time there so I sat and checked things out.  There is a long stage in the center where dancers shake topless at each end. They usually…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Visited on a Monday night. ...

Visited on a Monday night. This was my First time there so I sat and checked things out.  There is a long stage in the center where dancers shake topless at each end. They usually…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Decided to try out BC tonight....

Decided to try out BC tonight. Wow, was it a bad idea. I got there around 1:15 and couldn't find a parking space. Made one by parking in front of the big grassy field next…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

I stopped in on Tuesday Dec...

I stopped in on Tuesday Dec 16 just after noon. I ordered burger and fries for lunch and set back to enjoy the show. Initially there were 3 dancers and 2 more showed up later…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

Went on a Friday afternoon and...

Went on a Friday afternoon and the place was dead. The setup is a bit odd- upstairs is where lap dances happen. They scan your id when you enter. I was convinced to come in…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

THE CLUB: The actual club itself...

THE CLUB: The actual club itself is reasonably clean and comfortable. Three stages; a main in the middle of the room; and two satellites, although only one of the satellites gets much use most of…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I was on a long road...

I was on a long road trip along I-81 last Wednesday and decided to try Adult World in Harrisonburg as a driving break. I had dutifully performed TUSCL research along the I-81 corridor and…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

I am pretty loyal to Fantasy...

I am pretty loyal to Fantasy Girls across the street, but decided to try out Spice House Friday afternoon. About the same amount of customers as Fantasy Girls, and I would rate the number…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Great Club! I've been there twice...

Great Club! I've been there twice on a Thursday night and had a great time. Highly recommended. The club is very clean and upscale. Great atmosphere. There is s bar downstairs with great…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

OGs is a pretty good spot...

OGs is a pretty good spot before 6pm when the HH is over. If you put 40 in the machines, theyll comp you drinks - a 20 wont cut it. I like the…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Always a good selection of dancers...

Always a good selection of dancers here but also a varied selection of quality. This evening was no exception as there were about 5 "spinner" types and a couple that had not reached BBW…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Sadly my favorite club in the...

Sadly my favorite club in the Triangle continues its steady decline. In addition to terrible decisions like adding Vegas style cabanas to the floor (almost never see them being used) and a now constant turnover…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Ok...so I have reviewed this club...

Ok...so I have reviewed this club a few times but after this last visit, I feel I need to do so again. To expand on what someone else said a few reviews ago, there has definitely…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

As a veteran of the RI...

As a veteran of the RI strip club scene, Ive see each club have its ups and downs. Desires is has always been consistently good but now it's the best club in town. Three of…

Medusa Lodge

Birmingham, England

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Medusa and I should stress I got there at 3am on a Wednesday and whilst they are open to 5am it was very quiet, and most dancers had already…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Decided to head to the Hip...

Decided to head to the Hip Hugger on a Saturday, and was not disappointed with the trip. There were a decent amount of customers, but plenty of dancers to go around. There were several new…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Mandatory Valet Parking: $5 Cover Charge: $10 Drinks:...

Mandatory Valet Parking: $5 Cover Charge: $10 Drinks: On Strip Club Par Topless Tuesday Dance Specials: $10 Normal Dances: $20 Marginal talent in the club. The girls would stop to talk and quickly ask "do you wanna dance?"…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

I visited on a cool, wet...

I visited on a cool, wet Friday afternoon. There were about a dozen or so cars in the parking lot. I expected the club to be a little more busier that my previous visits. There…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Another return trip to celebrate a...

Another return trip to celebrate a bachelor party. It was a small celebration, but two of my favorite dancers were there to make it all worthwhile. I would like to point out that the…

Bar 1650

Home Gardens, California

As I continue my California exploration,...

As I continue my California exploration, this is one club that I came across. The club is pretty much other like the other dive bar strip clubs, a decent building with decent booze and…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a whim as suggestion from a friend. I had heard previous stories and thought why not try it. Club was actually packed lots of Latinas and thick Ones…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I was in Dallas a few...

I was in Dallas a few weeks ago and thought I would stop by. it has been a couple of years since I last went to this club. The club is the same.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped in on Friday afternoon....

I stopped in on Friday afternoon. as usual great selection of day time women. I spent time talking and drinking with one of my favorites for years. a simple hospitality focus of free lunch,…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I went to Crazy Horse on...

I went to Crazy Horse on the Halloween weekend thinking that it will more crazier than usual and more fun. I was very wrong. There were hardly any girls working. There was a lot wasted…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Went to this club after door...

Went to this club after door man at Jet Strip recommended as an alternative. Some super hot girls in this one, a couple of hot Latina's which are a rarity to actually see for a guy…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My wife is somewhat bisexual. I...

My wife is somewhat bisexual. I got no problem with that. The thought of her doing another girl doesn't bother me. I took her to Venus Video on Tuesday to get us some private shows with the strippers…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Haven't been to Centerfolds in a...

Haven't been to Centerfolds in a long time so I figured what the hell! I showed up and everything looks the same on the inside from my last visit, with the exception of some new…

Rumorz

Weirton, West Virginia

This place is still a dive,...

This place is still a dive, BUT..... First the recent visit. Dark and smokey with a floor level stage. Yeah, floor level. Kinda goofy but it sorta works. None of the girls are real lookers, but the…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

I was shocked to see the...

I was shocked to see the "This section closed" sign on the main stage when I arrived. THIS IS SATURDAY! Both stages should be busy. Around 2 the place was packed up front and they…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I got here late after visiting...

I got here late after visiting A couple of 8 mile clubs in detroit. Typically this club is very clean and no extras are available to the customer. The dancers are typically young and nibble.…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I've known about the Gold Club...

I've known about the Gold Club for years, but just never really got around to checking it out. That is until last night when, while in the neighborhood, I decided to treat myself to an…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

I made a trip out to...

I made a trip out to Providence to pay a visit to the Cadillac Lounge last weekend. I went in around...maybe 9 or 10pm. It was pretty busy, or at least very least seemed that…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Great if your broke. $10 dances...

Great if your broke. $10 dances make this my go to spot if im staying semi local. I live in orlando nd refuse to go to the srry sc here. Anyway the biggest let…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Club has been described multiple times...blah...

Club has been described multiple times...blah blah blah it looks nice. Stopped by my old stomping grounds for the last quarter of the lions game. It has been almost a year since I've been here. Counted…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I hadn't been to this club...

I hadn't been to this club in about a year. I showed up on a Saturday night with a few friends and took a table close to the bar. I saw a good…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Late Saturday afternoon (2:30pm) visit, and...

Late Saturday afternoon (2:30pm) visit, and the joint was hopping. Customers packing the place, and for good reason: as talented a Saturday as I can recall at Hi-Liter. well over 25 dancers trying to take…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

We all know the layout and...

We all know the layout and the score here. This is a club mostly populated by ethnic dancers, and, in the daytime at least, white middle-aged customers. My usual dancers were there and took good…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Driving back north you can't miss...

Driving back north you can't miss the billboards advertising this place. It was advertised as open 24 hours. When I went in at 10:30 am on a Saturday morning, no cover if you show a…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

I went to the club for...

I went to the club for a friend who was on her first night. When my friend was on stage or "in the back" I was approached by my many girls. They all looked very…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

In all fairness to the club,...

In all fairness to the club, I sauntered in during the shift change about 7PM. My interactions were mainly with the bartenders (the day bartender was fun and the evening ladies seemed really fun. I…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Much has been written about the...

Much has been written about the Hugger, a lot of it by myself. There is still much to say about this fine neighborhood establishment. Smokey, crappy furniture, no privacy, limited alcohol selection, dark; all have…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

I read about this place on...

I read about this place on another site. Had never heard of it before. Strange layout. Took me a minute to find the door although I was a bit buzzed from a party…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

i went to bogarts because it's...

i went to bogarts because it's sorta like a shoe with one of the laces missing, comfortable enough to not worry about making a mess. I will say that there is hope sometimes when going…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

In summary, St. James is a...

In summary, St. James is a great club if you're looking for a more upscale atmosphere, vast mix of dancers, low hustle and relaxation. Mileage is totally dependent on the dancer. So, YMMV…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

Hard to believe I'm saying this...

Hard to believe I'm saying this but I think this might be my favorite club in Lawrence. Almost all the ladies who work here are hot and friendly and the staff is cool.…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

I decided to check out Center...

I decided to check out Center Stage in downtown Springfield after a lackluster visit to nearby Mardi Gras. I had been to CS years ago and knew it had a ghetto vibe. But back then…

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Problem adding clubs

i tried to add a couple of clubs here in the Philippines but, after a couple of days, they have still not appeared. There is not a lot of information here so I thought that a few more reviews would…

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Thug Niggerism strikes again - Two NYPD officers dead.

I guess another rapper popped a few caps in a couple of cops. Thank you for supporting this thug mentality America.

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3 men robbed by mob of 20 men.

BRADENTON, Fla. – According to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, three men said they were robbed outside of a strip club in Bradenton. The three victims reported that they arrived at the DaVinci's Strip club parking lot on Cortez…

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On an OTC Mission...

I went to a dive I used to frequent, it had been a long while since I dropped in. Fortunately the dancer I used to hang out with was there so we started hanging out again. Enter "new girl". I…

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KFC

I went to KFC today. The employees there were talking about some 400 pound customer with sausage fingers that came in earlier. When I went to wash my hands the restroom floor was sticky. God dammit Dukey...the KFC shitter is not…

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Old girl friends

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when…

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What I want Santa to bring if he has a TARDIS.

I NEED this! https://www.youtube.com/user/BUGASALT

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Best Xmas movie?

Lots of good ones, but I will have to say "Die Hard"

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Merry Christmas!

This isn't mine: As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renowned scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus. No known species of…

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Fort worth 2AMer

A man died and another was wounded in a shooting outside a Fort Worth strip club early this morning, police say. The shooting happened just after 2 a.m. at the Stilettos Cabaret in the 3900 block of Highway 157, Fort Worth…

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Outlier Visit

So there's one particular club I've now been to four times. Of the four, one visit, my second, was spectacular. Some mighty fine services were on the table from women worth getting them from. The other three,…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Made my annual visit on Tuesday...

Made my annual visit on Tuesday Dec. 17th. Arrived at 8:15 pm and few customers and a lot of dancers working. The whole night there were more woman than patrons. Quality of…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Made the trip to Dancers last...

Made the trip to Dancers last Saturday. The door boy tried to scan my license, don't allow this. if you protest they will back off (do you really want your license info…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Christies - - Where to begin....

Christies - - Where to begin. Well it starts if you know the King of Cleveland. It is always nice when you walk into a club and the ENTIRE place knows who you are. It…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

I made my annual December visit...

I made my annual December visit to this club this afternoon for lunch. You just can't beat the free lunches here! Mine wasnt free as I had a side salad with my super…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Probably the best club in Atlanta....

Probably the best club in Atlanta. Girls generally range from above average to super, super hot. Drinks are reasonable and the atmosphere is nice while still being approachable. The girls working there are generally friendly,…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Stopped by J's for the first...

Stopped by J's for the first time in about 6 months at least. The "talent" level was very poor the last time I was there so I don't waste my time on such places.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

During my last visit in July...

During my last visit in July A waitress did not bring me change before she left for the day so the manager gave me a card for free admission and a free drink. Good…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Small club full of smoke. I...

Small club full of smoke. I pass it everyday on the way to college. Has a big sign outside the front that says TOPLESS. Decent looking girls inside. Sometimes you can find a gem or…

Silvers Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Stopped by after lunch one day...

Stopped by after lunch one day for the first time in years and found the club itself hasn't changed much. An old ATF spotted and recognized me and took me to the VIP so we…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

This is a very interesting Club....

This is a very interesting Club. It is almost two different Clubs in one. The day shift has a lot of regulars. Most dancers will not come up to you on a day…

P1

Budapest, Hungary

Went to P1 with my girlfriend...

Went to P1 with my girlfriend looking for a bit of fun. We arrived by foot as our hotel was only 5 minutes walk. The club is located in what seems a decent part of…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

I should have known. I...

I should have known. I pushed my luck and came in on a Friday evening not knowing who was working or if anyone would be working for that matter. It was a total…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Hadn't been to Lace in awhile...

Hadn't been to Lace in awhile so I stopped in on a horny Thursday night. Usual $10 cover at door. Place was pretty crowded but I found a quieter spot in the middle of the…

Lure Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

I've always been amazed at the...

I've always been amazed at the number of vehicles at Lure. On any given evening, the parking lot is full, but the couple of times that I stopped by, I wasn't impressed with the talent.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I decided to go by around...

I decided to go by around lunch to see how the girls were. Around 10 girls were working with about half of them being attractive and the other half very average. I initially tipped girls…

Foxx Tails

Moores Mill, Alabama

I stopped by Foxx Tails just...

I stopped by Foxx Tails just to check the place out. It has a sort of divey country bar feel to it, and is definitely a blue collar place. The music seemed to be mostly…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

I had never been to Jimmy's...

I had never been to Jimmy's before, so I decided to check it out. I got there mid-afternoon, and there were only a few dancers on shift. There was one fairly young girl who was…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

I visited King of Diamonds last...

I visited King of Diamonds last weekend and overall my visit was solid. A few gorgeous girls, and the rest were average or above. There are two stages that girls rotate through and work the…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I've been to a club a...

I've been to a club a couple of times since it re-opened, and it's definitely not the best place in Seattle. The inside of the club was cleaned up and upgraded, but there are almost…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Number of girls doubled between 9...

Number of girls doubled between 9 and 10 PM. A few really beautiful ones (Diana!), and a number who were quite attractive and also friendly (Justine, Gianna, and Vanessa, for example). Feature will go unnamed,…

The Landing Strip

Tulsa, Oklahoma

I'm sad that this the only...

I'm sad that this the only fully nude club in the state. There were only two dancers on call when I went. It doesn't help either that this old hag of a woman came badgering…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Going to Columbus Gold on a...

Going to Columbus Gold on a weekend night generally means there will be plenty of girls. And girls for the most part are pretty good looking probably some of the best looking in the…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Have visited all the COI area...

Have visited all the COI area clubs and this is my favorite. Admission was I think 20 bucks but it included a ticket for a drink - so none of that pushy waitress stuff about…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Went to Cheethah two Saturdays ago....

Went to Cheethah two Saturdays ago. They have a pretty big bar and I got the last seat available. While I'm talking about the seats, I saw one review that said seats were not…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I don't know why I keep...

I don't know why I keep coming back to centerfolds. Oh yes I do, but I haven't seen her in a while. Anyway I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon with some money in my pocket…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

This club can be hit or...

This club can be hit or miss definately covers all bases on races some latina, white, black and a couple of asian girls. Friday nights can either be wild or slow this Friday was…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Stopped by the Landing Strip on...

Stopped by the Landing Strip on a Friday afternoon. The neighborhood around the club is safe for street parking so I saved a few dollars by parking at the curb on the main street.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

There are some things to really...

There are some things to really like about this club and some things not to like. Not to like: not many girls on shift; not many quality girls on shift; auditorium style seating; lack of…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Daleville, Alabama

Stopped...

Stopped in to Teasers Friday night December 19th. The parking lot was already packed at 11:00 p.m. at night. The door man that checks you for weapons always…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

Soooo I only came here because...

Soooo I only came here because I was thinking about working here & my girlfriend wanted to check it out before I did. I kinda feel in love with it as a whole, but there…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Stopped by Temptations around 6:30 after...

Stopped by Temptations around 6:30 after spending some time at Hustler. On balance I had a good time but their were some weird aspects. The visit was expensive relative to what you get, but this…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Very long time since I've been...

Very long time since I've been here, so definitely have the not-a-regular problem, but this visit was saved by a new dancer. The club is very much the same as I remember, except that lap…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Stopped in after work just towards...

Stopped in after work just towards the end of the day shift. Was approached at the bar by a very friendly dancer, she had a knock out body to go with the A+ attitude.…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Roxy's is the redheaded stepchild of...

Roxy's is the redheaded stepchild of the PT's chain in the St. Louis area. It is located in a very iffy tiny municipality with plenty of law enforcement on the roads leading into the town.…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Stopped on a Thursday, 3 dancers...

Stopped on a Thursday, 3 dancers in the place. 1 other customer. 1 American, 2 Brazilians. The bartender is probably the hottest girl in the room, her name is Vanessa. Ordered a beer and sat…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at a club in the Boston area. Without much to go on, I picked the Glass Slipper because at least if it was a bust I could head next…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went on Friday night about 7:00...

Went on Friday night about 7:00 pm. There was about 5-6 girls on shift this night. Really wasn't into the selection of girls. Last time I was there they were much hotter.…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Stopped in after hearing they reopened....

Stopped in after hearing they reopened. Place looks nice compared to other area clubs. From what I hear the place is more strict on their policies than before. The dancers were still learning what is…

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City Downfalls

What city do you think has had the biggest downfall recently in strip clubs? I'd say Providence, RI. Clubs were amazing 2 years ago. Today they are a waste of time. I'm back there for work next week and may not…

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You guys like a manly breakfast?

Biscuits and brisket gravy? Ham and eggs, steak and eggs, pork chop and eggs? Hash browns, potato's O'brian? 5 egg meat lover omelets? tons of bacon? Here's a good one .... http://www.epicwin.net/2012/01/manly-breakfast.html

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Calif. Strip Club, Dancers Get OK For Deal Over Taping, Tips

Law360, Los Angeles (December 19, 2014, 8:21 PM ET) -- A California judge on Friday granted final approval to a deal requiring the owner of Bare Elegance Gentlemen’s Club to pay $500,000 over claims by 443 exotic dancers that the…

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Plagerism at it's finest. Yes I did flag it.

nikkiblie's Reviews (1-2) The Duchess Show Lounge  Kamloops, British Columbia nikkiblie    Joined Oct 2012 Clubs Reviewed: 2 Total Reviews: 2  Dancers  Value  Atmosphere  Overall Wednesday Afternoon visit, 6-10 dancers December 19, 2014 • Not only does this club have gorgeous entertainers,…

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Pregnant Dances

Can anyone explain this? http://youtu.be/N94ES_HI-K8

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Boobs vs Booze ?

I usually don’t hobnob much w/ dancers nor club staff so I’m not too familiar w.r.t. the inner workings of strip clubs nor what may go on behind the scenes per se. But it appears to me that perhaps the reason…

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OT: Nebraska & Oklahoma, "Screw Colorado!"

So apparently if one state doesn't like your state's law they will sue... http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_27163543/nebraska-and-oklahoma-sue-colorado-over-marijuana-legalization

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Deogol Posted Spam...

anybody who's seen any porn online or any sites where they mention naked girls, has seen the link to the ad which Deogol just posted in the forum. Most of us would never fall for that link im sure we…

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I don't understand why so many of you rave about Kate Upton.

http://rumorfix.com/photogallery/kate-upton-spotted-no-makeup/

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Bitting in Chicago.

A man bit off a part of a security guard’s ear during a fight outside of a strip club in the South Loop early Friday morning, police said. . The man was leaving the Pink Monkey in the 700 block of…

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Strip club stabbing.

Seattle police say two people were slashed Thursday night at Dream Girls, a strip club in Seattle’s Sodo neighborhood. “Two employees were cut and it looks like the suspect is outstanding,” Seattle police spokesman Patrick Michaud said Friday morning. Michaud said police…

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A new system!!!

You don't need to read this one! But there is more teasing than a stripper to "get to the point." (And it may never get to the point cuz I shut it off ten seconds in, so I…

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Joining the Army!

After watching some of the below, I should join the Army. :) https://www.youtube.com/embed/1vA4T1wfJLE?rel=0 Clones? Or just that they have a half a billion women to pick from, this can happen.

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Any "Famous" TUSCL members?

So being the mayor of Lambertville NJ, is not in the same category of being mayor of say New York. The mayor of Lambertville NJ was recent arrested ( and charges since dropped) on DWI after leaving the Playhouse…

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Jacksonville 2AMer

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Police say two people were shot at a gentlemen's club on the Northside early Friday morning. The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is investigating the shooting that happened at the Mirage club located at 4919 N. Main Street just after…

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Lady Gaga Talks Strippers On The ‘Tonight Show’, Performs “Ev’ry Time We Say Goo

Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett recently came out with an album of standards. Being a Gaga fan, I bought the album on iTunes and it is very good. Here Gaga appears with Tony Bennett and talks about a conversation in…

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Strip Club Hound vs TUSCL

Strip Club Hound got a question from a virgin (male) asking about how to lose his virginity to a stripper. http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/?zx=35ac36fef5b61642 I thought the Hound's answer wasn't bad, but I think TUSCL would have given better and more practical advice.

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Fuck you Joe !!!

I know its your mom but stay the fuck out of our business lil boy....just because i sleep with your moms sister dosent mean you got to talk your mom into leaving me...i will beat you like i do your…

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Thunder

I just took a McD shit that was all thunder. I farted so loud that when I came out of the shitter everyone was running around like it was a fire drill

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Fuck me runnin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCRP-5om_3Y Yeah, I know it's a montage and not one routine, but...fuck me runnin'.

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Drunk,high or scruffy?

Hello guys,hope you are in a good festive mood.I have something I've been meaning to ask you lately.If you meet a stripper in the club that you a happy to have dances with but on closer inspection 1)realise she is…

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Pasties Clubs

Can any of you describe your experiences in "pasties" clubs? (Quality of dancers, mileage, etc.) Here in Seattle, a new club is due to open soon. It looks as if it will be a pasties club. It will…

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Anyone ever break the first rule of PL's??

Went to my favorite club to see my CF yesterday afternoon and broke the first rule of PL's. I brought only the amount of cash that i wanted to spend on her but they were having a Christmas party and…

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Too Beautiful?

I'm the type who likes a CF if not an ATF, and I've been in the market a few months. I thought I had one with a goth Japanese girl but last night she really pissed me off so I've…

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OT : Jeb Bush

I saw on the news over here he is considering running for President. How is this playing with the American public?

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Asian girls

Questions for you guys that particularly like Asian girls. Do you like girls from a particular area of Asia e.g. Thai, Chinese, Malaysian etc.? If so why, or is there no discernable difference? I'm talking about dance quality/extras/mileage, usual sort of

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some strippers are RETARDS

I came in the club on a dead night with $400 on me...got my dancer all over me bitch gets $100 n dances then walks over to the only other customers witch waisted her time and got 0 dances...i was…

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getting frisked by management ?

So ive been to the new club now once a week for 2 months now...last night management (female thank God) came over and stroked my pants then grabbed my hard dick...all she said was " just making sure you wasnt…

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Closing Time

I'm almost always a daytime PL. However recently I had the opportunity to stay 'till closing at a favorite sc. Exactly at closing, the very fine honey I was partying with suggested OTC that night. I damn…

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Strip Club Wins City Holiday Lights Contest

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2014/12/17/only-in-federal-heights-strip-club-wins-city-holiday-lights-contest/

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Making a fast food run for a stripper?

Last night i was n the club destroying$5 lappers..out of no were my stripper wants me to go get her a combo from Wendy's....no fuckin joke...i went and came back with her $10 order.... Has this happen to you guys ?

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OT: Bizarre Foods America

Ever watch Bizarre Foods hosted by Andrew Zimmern on the Travel Channel? He was eating squirrel brains and freakin' loved it. Dude must be faking it like a $500 per hour stripper. No way can you love squirrel brains…

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Anybody missing a stripper?

A stripper may have put on a show for the wrong audience. Fond du Lac police received a call from a woman reporting that a black woman showed up at her Forest Avenue apartment around 2:13 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 16, and…

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Best clubs to visit in OH, IN, KY

I am within 2 miles of Columbus, Indy, Lexington and L'ville. What are the best strip clubs to visit? I look for "high mileage", "two-way contact" with good body. They don't have to have a "pretty face" as long as the…

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OT - Is There A Doctor On Line?

Serious question here. About 4 months ago I was happily shagging away and just as I was climaxing I had a very, very intense pain across my abdomen from side to side just below the navel. The pain…

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Kissing a stripper.

I am not a VET when it comes to Strip Clubs like most of you so I am feeling things out and encountering new things with each visit. I found this hot blonde I really like who has quickly…

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Most popular stripper wear right now

What are you seeing a lot of strippers wear nowadays? In my area, a lot of strippers are wearing black stockings. It could be a corset with stockings, bustier with stockings, teddy with stockings, bra with stockings etc. The main ingredient…

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New Canadian Laws

I will be going up to Mississauga , Ontario in a couple weeks. I heard there are new laws that took effect Dec 7 regarding strip clubs and massage parlors Does anyone have any info on this.

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A Prison with Strippers

Philippines prison ‘kings’ inside Bilibid have access to strippers, spas and drugs, says NBI after raid http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/philippines-prison-kings-inside-bilibid-have-access-to-strippers-spas-and-drugs-says-nbi-after-raid/story-fnh81fz8-1227158726339

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XTRA!...Man in Asheville, N.C almost gets fingers chewed off by cute dog...

The man, who at first was mistaken for a member of Duck Dynasty, complained to police that a small beagle attacked his fingers when he tried to pet it. Said the owner of the dog......" my dog's eyes bugged out and…

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RE: porn stars at SC

I have never see one in a Miami club. Doesn't mean there aren'tjust that is there are I don't visit that club often. Key West, yes, and in TX, the only two I'v seen. Is it more a regional thing?…

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I probably shouldn't ask but...

Why do dancers have the absolute worst taste in men?

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Autism

Does Da"Juice suffer from dis ?

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phone numbers

Gave my number to a sexy ass bitch she said she would call when she got home that was a week ago i guess that bitch homeless.

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Just for SJG...Strip club bouncers arrested in connection to Downtown assault

http://www.abqjournal.com/513394/abqnewsseeker/strip-club-bouncers-arrested-in-connection-to-downtown-assault.html

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Nearly $7K stolen, woman tied up at New Orleans East strip club

http://www.fox8live.com/story/27641597/nearly-7k-stolen-woman-tied-up-at-new-orleans-east-strip-club

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PL PSA

3 new articles posted

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Water Shot

How would you respond if you found out a dancer was given a shot of water instead of the liquor you ordered? I ordered two shots of Patron for me and the sexy dancer that was sitting next to me.…

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Did I play my cards right?

Hello everyone! First post on this site. My buddy recently got married and before his wedding we had a bachelor party to celebrate. We ended up going to a strip cub to end the night. This particular club closes at…

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OTC from hell

You find a girl in the club and go for an OTC date. You are back in your hotel room, she removes her clothes, and ...... She's a guy! What happens next? Here's what one guy did:…

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How do I find porn stars SC schedules?

What is the best way to find a schedule for porn stars when they do the SC circuit? I haven't had much luck with their websites or social media accounts, so I just periodically check clubs within driving distance, but…

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pictures of clubs and dancers

The duke is starting to take pictures of clubs inside and out along with the dancers....if you love shit like this follow me on my social media pages fb & Ig #juiceboxjackie Also no more shit reviews...papi chulo inspiring....more detail and…

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Sleep Overs

No not with fellow tuskers...although im sure rickyboy would love to sleep over with a bouncer or management lol.. How many like the idea after OTC sex your girl stay the rest of the night with you free of charge ? My…

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Baby girl born in Nashville strip club parking lot

I was glad to learn that the mother was not a stripper getting off her shift. http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/local/2014/12/15/baby-girl-born-nashville-strip-club-parking-lot/20449281/

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Windows and Apple

I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed. Not my fault they don't have Windows.

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a proverb about strippers

Don't chase just replace

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more smart talkin

Never trust atoms... They make up everything.

Kind Things for Strippers this Holiday Season

There are several different acts of kindness that you can bestow on your favorite stripper this Christmas, but what about the other dancers on the floor? Keep this list in mind when thinking of what to get a Stripper this holiday that will make her feel extra special: For the broke strippers- Do you know a stripper who is always complaining about her lack of wages? Even if these strippers are not the ones that you usually get lap dances from, use the spirit of giving to give a little back to these gals. A gift basket with various toiletries would be very welcome for these broke strippers. Items to include: deodorant, body spray, condoms, hand sanitizer, baby wipes, tampons.…

Dear Club Owner: A letter and story for the season PART 1

Happy Holidays, fellow TUSCL members! It's the perfect time of year to create a wish list and talk about strip clubs past, so I figured I'd combine the two, though in two separate articles. I'll start with another "dead" club history since it helps frame the 2015 wish list. Separation of church, state and club Sometimes being first isn't best (sorry, Ricky Bobby). Twenty years ago, west of the city of Akron, in a small town called Norton, a businessman opened one of the first strip clubs (a bikini bar) in the area. The Nest sat just off Route 216, a main thoroughfare, though it was also tucked away in a rural setting. The Nest had two floors of action, and…

Dear Club Owner: A letter and story for the season PART 2

Now that you know the Nest's story, let's put some of those lessons to work. Note: Many of my list items apply to lower level clubs, but collectively the list might have something for everyone (I hope). Dear Club Owner: Thanks for a good 2014, and I look forward to an even better 2015. But you and I need to talk. See, we have a problem that needs addressed. Like most customers, I'm by no means a rich man, but I have disposable income every month I put aside just for clubbing. Usually it's $300-$500--sometimes much more. I'd really like to drop all that in your club. Apparently, you've decided to give me one reason after another to pocket that cash and spend…

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shadow new edge

Anybody notice shadow getting edgy width comments ? " It wouldn't bother me a bit to take any kind of female to my favorite club. It would show those bitches that I don't need them. :) I say go for it." Has…

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Yelp vs TUSCL reviews

I was browsing the yelp reviews of my local clubs. Had a good laugh, because they're basically the opposite of "correct" rankings. Yelp is largely for casual goers, and the reviews are at least 60% by girls. There's also the…

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I trust you

What's the biggest sign of trust a stripper has ever shown you? For me, there was this stripper I had gotten dances from once on a previous visit. Flash forward to this visit and I was tipping her on stage along…

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Bringing an escort to a stripclub?

Ok my fellow mongers - I'd like to get your opinion on this. An out of town escort that I have been dying to see is here in town for a few days and I am set to see her…

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The Night Before XXXmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the club All the dancers were moving, their boobs and their hips keeping time at the hub. The PLs were snuggled with beers in their hands While strippers with boobies increased their demands. The stockings were…

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Finally, a lawyer you can get behind

Here ya go Shadowcat, a new lawyer! http://abovethelaw.com/2014/12/porn-star-passes-most-difficult-bar-exam-in-the-country/

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Club Recommendations

Let's say you have someone who comes to your city for the first time, and they can only go to one strip club in the city. What club would you recommend them to go? What city do you live in? For me,…

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cum

Nutted in her eye told that bitch watch my kids

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Strippers Owning Up to Their "Profession" OTC

Recently I was having lunch with a favorite OTC and she was talking about work at the club. The server overheard a few comments and asked where she worked. My fav immediately said "I'm a dancer at xyz…

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How often do you see your ATF?

I see my dream stripper approximately one time every week. However, the money and time that it takes for me to get to her city every week is a burden, so I can see a situation developing next year…

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$100 Fine

Last night I saw a hot dancer on stage, and as soon as she took off her top I got stiff. So we repaired to the VIP room and played in one of the curtained booths. When…

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Don't Jerk and Drive

I don't know if this is true or a satire. http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/12/13/south-dakota-rubs-out-dont-jerk-and-drive-campaign-after-its-yanked-in-wrong-direction/

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Why Ate These Jihadists So Fixated on Australia?

My theory is that that Malaysian plane was heading Australia this year to crash into something but didn't make it for whatever reason. Australia seems to be an obsession with these guys. What is the history behind that?

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Are there morman thugs?

SALT LAKE CITY – An altercation inside a South Salt Lake strip club escalated Saturday night, and after two groups moved outside at least one shot was fired and a man suffered a broken leg after being hit by a…

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This Christmas, for the homeless

Think of those less fortunate than you. http://regretfulmorning.com/2014/12/homeless-people-need-handjobs-too-107/

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Extra !!! Extra !!! Extra !!!

Make sure you catch all my crazy comments if your a fan follow me and enjoy my pictures and sayings https://www.facebook.com/pages/Juiceboxjackie/773890352669949

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Drunker

Got so drunk with my friends we played football in a kroger parking lot with a bottle of vodka

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Jealous Dancers

I hate jealous dancers. They are the ones that treat you like their private possession just because you spent some money on them. They hover over you, glare at other dancers who try to talk to you, and…

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don't hate

Don't be mad cuz I'm doin' me better than you doin' you.

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show off !

If you're not going to show off your strippers and let people know you're proud to be with her, someone else will.

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Follies Dec 18

I'm planning to make one of my occasional visits to Follies on Thursday (Dec 18), probably from around opening until 3-4 pm. If anyone else is interested in joining me, respond or PM me.

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Mid-Shift OTC

I cut/pasted this from a recent review I posted because it is a good discussion topic: There was one late 20's girl that was tied up giving an older guy about 10 dances in a row. They looked very high mileage…