The Night Before XXXmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the club
All the dancers were moving, their boobs and their hips keeping time at the hub.
The PLs were snuggled with beers in their hands
While strippers with boobies increased their demands.
The stockings were donned on their legs with care
In hope that the custies soon would be there.
My ATF in her teddy and I in my cap
Had just settled down for a long winter's lap

When out on the floor there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my seat to see WTF was the matter.
And what to my wondering eyes should appear
But Juice with two fours and eight sausage fingers
While off to one side Slick and Zip shared a quick snicker
And johnsmith ogled his sexy Dream Stripper
On Shadow and Moto and jackslash and Dukie!
On clubber and JD and Dougster and zippie!
Diva sprang up on the stage and tossed off her bra,
To cheers from the PLs, a resounding hurrah!
Alyssatanggg was next up on the ramp
And all the guys couldn't wait to see that vamp!
Off with the gown, down with the top,
She threw down her g-string with a heck of a pop
Rickdugan was speechless and PhantomGeek swooned
Londonguy looked to be over the moon
Sinclair appeared his jolly old self,
The very image of an XXXmas elf.

Our tale is ended, my rhyming is done.
Merry XXXmas to all and to all a hot night!