I was on a long road...

I was on a long road trip along I-81 last Wednesday and decided to try Adult World in Harrisonburg as a driving break. I had dutifully performed TUSCL research along the I-81 corridor and this spot seemed to fit the bill – fully nude, it isn’t a bar so no pressure to buy a drink, and reasonably priced. One drawback I noticed from previous reviews was limited touching, but I had to make some kind of sacrifice due to timing and club accessibility.

I hesitate to call this a “club” since it isn’t a bar. It’s located in an adult bookstore, so I’ll call it an “opportunity”. That is, an opportunity to see some “real live” naked female flesh. It’s a great business model for a store like this since it transcends the typical adult book store, which is horribly outdated, unless one is purchasing a dildo, lube, sex doll, or anal intruder. Anyway, on to the review…

Parking and the entrance is along a busy highway so there’s no anonymity upon entering, if that matters to you. I entered an adult toyshop bookstore and standing in front of the desk was one of the dancers, a gorgeous brunette (long hair with a highlight) with a tan and wearing a thong. I don’t know why she was there but it was nice (and a little disconcerting) to see such a beautiful display of the female form directly upon entering. The dancer left and the lady at the counter took my money to enter. This woman was fully clothed but I found her very attractive and I couldn’t help but check her out. I thought she had a lovely face and, although seated, a figure that I could really enjoy getting to know better – perhaps it’s my religiously oppressed upbringing but there’s something about a woman who faces and accepts (I guess) overt sexuality in her day-job that peaks my interest. OK, on to the naked women. I entered the opportunity room and saw lap dance booths around the outer walls and a stage. There were two men in booths getting serious grindage from blond dancers and a naked dancer sitting at the edge of the stage, because there was no one else there. When I sat by the stage she stood up and began a routine, she had a nice body and lovely face and her gyrations made me feel a rise. I tipped her but she left after one song. I sat at the stage and watched dancers cycle through. There wasn’t much of a pattern to the stage show. The beautiful brunette I saw when I paid came from the dressing room fully nude and stayed for two songs. Most danced for two songs and removed clothing as tips flowed, but one only stayed for one song. There were prolonged pauses between dancers which left me and one other patron sitting and wondering what would happen next. Overall, I saw a total of seven dancers on the stage, five white and two aa. They were all attractive, most having tight bodies and erect nipples, and I would have loved a lap dance from any of them but six didn’t hustle, either when on the stage or after they left. I was disappointed since they were so hot. I had been there for close to an hour and was about to leave when one of the aa dancers asked if I wanted a dance and I gladly accepted. She was petite with small breasts and a slim figure and had an outgoing attitude, which I appreciated. She was lovely, soft, smooth, and smelled great and I was able to touch her anywhere except tits and bikini area. The dances had serious grind and got me all hot and bothered. I left with a bulge in my pants and wishing I could stay longer but I had a long ways to travel so I said goodbye.