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I don't understand why so many of you rave about Kate Upton.

shadowcat
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Atlanta suburb

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

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motorhead

Blasphemer!

She is a goddess. An absolute 10

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jackslash
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IHearVoices

I agree with the OP: if she had Bs, no one would care who she is.

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Otto22

In spite of the degrading effect she has had on Justin Verlander, she is beautiful (and from my town of Melbourne, FL).

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Clackport

She is definitely overrated, but you can't deny she is a good looking girl. I would say she's in the 8 to 9 range.

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Corvus

I'd do her.

Like many women, she cleans up nice and then takes good photos. I know a number of women who are hotter and better looking but not photogenic at all.

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londonguy

Yes, I'd put her hip out as well, even though I have seen and fucked far better.

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rockstar666

Ever see your ATF without makeup?

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warhawks

I agree with original post.

She's ok. Not great. imo. I've seen better at clubs.

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goonster

I guess there is something wrong with me. She's not ugly, but I also don't find her to be particularly attractive.

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JamesSD

Her face is a 7. Her body was a 10, but time and food have downgraded her to an 8.

I'd still love to fuck her hard, but she's sadly past her peak.

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motorhead

I prefer blondes. I like bigger body types. It's not the big boobs - but I like some meat on the bones.

Having said that, it is her face that I find attractive even more so than Her body.

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motorhead

Otto,

You win on both accounts. You club some in Michigan, right? She was born in St Joe, Michigan and her uncle is MI Congressman Fred Upton

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sflguy123

I never found her anything special. Same with Brooklyn Decker.

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crazyjoe

Good thing she has big boobs. They distract you from her face

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HungryGiraffe

She's got awesome tits, good height, nice hips and a decent enough face, with makeup, to make her very attractive.

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Clubber

Who?

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IHearVoices

So sad that she's past her peak (as JamesSD said) at 22.

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AnonymousJim

Wait ... she has a face?

IHearVoices: The fact she doesn't have B's is why we like her.

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ididthisonce

No bad but not my favorite. There are plenty better.

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Diva1975

She's gorgeous. I'm a little on the thick side, so it's nice to see someone like her modeling.

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JamesSD

I'm definitely way more into her than the ugly coat hangers that the fashion industry loves. Cara delevigne is apparently one of the biggest models in the world right now, and I wouldn't buy an LD from her.

Taylor's "good friend" Karlie Kloss is pretty hot though. VS picks decent models.

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Clubber

sc,

Someone really likes her.

"Kate Upton was deemed the “Sexiest Woman Alive” by People magazine Thursday night, and if it wasn't obvious why before, it will be after browsing through the busty 22-year-old bombshell’s sexiest moments yet."

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ilbbaicnl

People could we be any more pointless? For most guys, there's at least 30% of women (usually much more) they would fuck if they could. Why do we go on and on about these comparisons? Would anyone say they would not hook up with Kate Upton if they were single and she wanted to do them?

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JamesSD

It's fun for the same reason arguing Joe Namath vs. Joe Montana vs. Payton manning is fun.

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Clubber

J SD,

One might argue Montana at 100-39 and Peyton Manning at 89-88, but in the same breath mention Namath at 62-63-4? I think not!

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Clackport

^^^clubber nails it. Namath was good, but he's not in the league of Manning or Montana.

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mikeya02

^^^^ Maybe not, but it was a different era, passing offenses were different, and defenses were allowed to wreak mayhem on the field

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GACA

Kate Upton is the new Marilyn Monroe. Fckn hawtt!!!

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Clubber

mikey,

A losing record. And don't try the Super Bowl angle. Mediocre QB's win one. Dilfer, Williams, Rypien, McMahon, Johnson, and Hostetler? End of discussion.

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motorhead

Speaking of Marilyn Monroe...

I happened to catch several minutes of a late night old movie with MM called"Niagara". I just watched a little bit before I fell asleep, but MM was indeed hot. Until watching that movie, I never realized how much ATF looks like MM.

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mikeya02

Clubber, Peyton has one Super Bowel win, and Marino has none. These guys are uber great, so I'm not using that angle. You can only compare players against their peers. When Namath was healthy he was the best. In 1972 he led the entire NFL with 19 TD's and 2816 yards. See what I mean about different eras. Defenses got away with a lot of shit back then...

Motor....Marilyn looked great in that movie

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motorhead

Mikey,

In one early scene in the cabin, she was sleeping under a sheet. It was obvious she was sleeping in the nude and you got a pretty good shot of some side boob. Pretty risque for the 1950's.

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Clubber

mikey,

With that argument you could make any QB great just by adapting the time frame. Hey Joe Schmo was the greatest QB in the the NFL on 12/21/1980 between 2:45 and 2:47 PM.

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PhantomGeek

Kate Upton's cute, there's no denying that, but there's only one Marilyn Monroe!

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ATACdawg

How did this thread go from discussing Kate Upton's incredible hotness to discussing the relative merits of NFL quarterbacks?

Please go to the mirror, drop your pants and make sure no one has stolen your manhood!

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Clubber

ATAC,

JamesSD

Joined Nov 2014 Clubs: 2 Reviews: 2 December 20, 2014 • It's fun for the same reason arguing Joe Namath vs. Joe Montana vs. Payton manning is fun.

There's your answer. And for me, football over Upton any day. Even some bad football teams can play good games, but she does nothing for me. Just as I am sure that some Asian woman I know is incredible hot, well you might prefer football over her.

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ATACdawg

No problem with discussing football - I just think it's important enough to be in its own thread! ;-)

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Clubber

ATAC,

I don't disagree with that, but the question you asked... "How did this thread go from discussing Kate Upton's incredible hotness to discussing the relative merits of NFL quarterbacks?" I answered.

As for the other part of my reply, you questioned those of us discussing football..."Please go to the mirror, drop your pants and make sure no one has stolen your manhood!" and our manhood. Therefore I explained how I could do the same with you if you didn't care for my hot Asian.

All good, but you did ask!

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Estafador

all I know about her is that she's a women that men like. I see her pics online, but know NOTHING about her. What's the fascination with her again?

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PredragDr

She is too curvy. I like them lean everywhere with maybe the exception of some nice breasts (good fake ones are agreeable). I wonder if she is viewed as uber sexy in other countries where the general population is thinner.

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IHearVoices

Kate Upton is too curvy? She only has two curves.

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JamesSD

She's got a decent white girl butt.

I am more into curves myself. I've turned down LDs from cute girls because they had no butt or hips.

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motorhead

Too curvy? Lol

That's like being too rich. :)

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motorhead

I agree with James. I've lappers with skinny chicks who happen to have pretty faces and they are awful. Give me some nice meat on her ass and hips.

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ATACdawg

Lol! A collection of hourglass figures - all the sand has shifted to the bottoms.

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GACA

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