Don't Jerk and Drive

That is funny

Splooge on a windshield can make for hazardous driving. It's hard to keep it from smearing !

A financial printer I used to work at had a specialized financial report procedure called a Retail Inventory Management Job. Whenever one of my bosses asked me if I wanted to do a rimjob, I had a damn tough time stifling the giggles. I don't think they ever really realized just what it was.

Smart talk

^^^ true