The man, who at first was mistaken for a member of Duck Dynasty, complained to police that a small beagle attacked his fingers when he tried to pet it.
Said the owner of the dog......" my dog's eyes bugged out and he went crazy. He must of thought he was being fed a package of hot dogs. The guy had huge fingers!"
The unnamed man decided not to press charges and was last seen wandering to the nearest KFC
You keep me laughing bro
Just posted pictures on my Instagram of Okie Dokie BBQ
Okie Dokie then
Just be careful your turgid boner hot dog doesnt get chewed on by the little rascal
I just got a turgid boner looking at Okie Dokie's menu. Omg, it looks great. I'd love to try the southern fried pickles and hush puppies.
Bitch it is fucken good...im about to post my review of it on my Facebook page #juiceboxjackie
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