Last night I saw a hot dancer on stage, and as soon as she took off her top I got stiff. So we repaired to the VIP room and played in one of the curtained booths. When we left VIP, the bouncer pulled the dancer aside to talk to her. The dancer came back to my table and said, "The bouncer fined me $100." Me: "Why?" Dancer: "Because we were fucking." Me: "I thought everybody did that." Dancer: "I did too."
I wonder if the dancer was singled out for some reason.


I assume you forgot to give the bouncer $20 up front.