Last night i was n the club destroying$5 lappers..out of no were my stripper wants me to go get her a combo from Wendy's....no fuckin joke...i went and came back with her $10 order....
Yup. One made me run to the border for some Taco Bell. It was half way embarrassed to order what she wanted. Of course, she couldn't just order a standard burrito. She made me order extra sour cream, extra cheese, extra volcano sauce, extra meat, but no onions. Fucking diva stripper.
Yes, except Taco Bell seems to be the favorite of most of the girls that I deal with. I've always thought that Taco Bell was shit food, but whatever floats their boats I suppose.
We used to put Atomic Balm (a self-heating linament) in guys' jockstraps and stood back to watch the fun after the unsuspecting vic put it on. Her her.
Considering a lot of clubs won't let dancers leave for lunch/dinner, I'm not too shocked. I had one dancer, out of nowhere, rave about how awesome this one regular who always brought her asian food from this one particular place was.
I got rear ended in the suburbs while going to wendys for a fav. The cops from the wrong town showed up because dispatch fucked up on the location. Then the wrong cops called the cops from the town where it actually happened. The right cops were on their way and they called back and said they were not comming. They were on accident alert. Nice sunny warm weather that day. Hmmm. They usually go on accident alert when road conditions are bad. I wasted over an hour with that bullshit
Yeah, I sort of had the same thing happen during an OTC at a local Sybaris. Half way through she needed food so I made a run. Her appreciation made it worthwhile!
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I agree about taco bell...the stripers i know love this place
That stuff is probably illegal now.
Taco Hell
But I have had my fair share of fish tacos ITC...