some strippers are RETARDS

avatar for Duke69
Duke69
I came in the club on a dead night with $400 on me...got my dancer all over me bitch gets $100 n dances then walks over to the only other customers witch waisted her time and got 0 dances...i was going to drop all $400 on her but bitch left like a retard....im a whale n training bitch dont leave win red is running hot...im a fuckin Duke....

Please share your like minded stories on this topic

21 comments

Jump to latest
avatar for Duke69
Duke69
10 years ago
RETARDED !
avatar for ATACdawg
ATACdawg
10 years ago
Duke, how many bottles did you have to pick up and redeem the deposits to make $400? You must be in great shape after all that bending, lifting and lugging! ;-)
avatar for Duke69
Duke69
10 years ago
Lol !!! .....true story......lol !!!
avatar for rockstar666
rockstar666
10 years ago
"witch waisted"...? LOL
avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Your training is progressing well son. Now that you are getting enough money to be a whaler it is time to learn how to train bitches. Until you can train effectively this will happen.
avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Lets keep working. You are progressing very well
avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Dong!!!! Ptshhhhh
avatar for Duke69
Duke69
10 years ago
U fuckTards crack A lack md upz
avatar for JamesSD
JamesSD
10 years ago
Stripper 101 is don't leave a guy when he's actively shelling out cash.
avatar for jackslash
jackslash
10 years ago
SOME strippers are retards?

avatar for JamesSD
JamesSD
10 years ago
At least 10% are not, jackslash
avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Who you calling fucktard juice? I am your maestro.! $#&€
avatar for Nelly632
Nelly632
10 years ago
Wow yeah that makes no sense... I have never had a chick come through and leave while the money was still flowing. Closes thing for me was recently when I tipped this girl on stage a ten spot because it was a slow night and I wanted to impress. She got 3 dollars total while on stage for 3 songs because the club was slow as all hell during a Bears game.

She came off stage and sat with some dude for like a hour and only got one dance and then walked around the room never coming over to me. I figured "Oh well your lost" that night was the night I spent the least amount of money ever in a strip club.

Didn't make sense but I am not chasing a stripper down, she was not that fucking hot.
avatar for LenaSmirnova
LenaSmirnova
10 years ago
Hmm that does seem retarded...especially in nelly632 case! But in OP it could be that she was new to industry and clueless or the money would continue to flow if she kept doing more and more in every dance but she felt she'd rather have a shit night and go home then try again next time?
avatar for PhantomGeek
PhantomGeek
10 years ago
Did she see that you had all that extra money? It could've been that she was just having a long, bad day, and after you gave her enough to call it a wash, it was time to effectively call it a night. That other guy could've been an OTC regular, too, someone she didn't feel comfortable passing up in favor of someone else.
avatar for Diva1975
Diva1975
10 years ago
Thanks for pointing that out Duke. I'm clueless sometimes as to when I should sit with a guy at the bar or hit other guys up for dances:)
avatar for Duke69
Duke69
10 years ago
No...i always flash my cash...she saw all those $20s.....

Im not used to this...hell i can go into a club and on charm alone on a bizzy night lock a bitch down for hours

I guess their is a first for us all

avatar for Duke69
Duke69
10 years ago
When i sling big cash i always go on dead nights and hours because im hoping to get the biggest bang bang for my buck..

Plus im sure most strippers would enjoy this idea of turning a shitty night into a good one

Welcome deva

avatar for Diva1975
Diva1975
10 years ago
Yes if you flash the cash that's a different story! I'm not THAT retarded lol plus I'm sure you're fun to hang out with regardless, especially on a dead night.
avatar for Duke69
Duke69
10 years ago
Diva..your sweet
avatar for dr_lee
dr_lee
10 years ago
If the dances aren't that great, maybe she did you a favor. If she's that fickle, I'm guessing her dances suck. No matter how hot the girl, if the dances suck, she can move onto someone else. I'll admit, though, some dancers definitely have weird attitudes when it comes to making money. It's like some of them just don't care about it. They'd rather get $1 from someone they like over $100 from someone they're not interested in.
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now