Midnight Express
3847 Sparta Hwy Smithville, TN 37166

So this place is a big...

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bigman24
Dec 21, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

So this place is a big tin-roofed warehouse type building. Pretty ugly from the outside and from the inside. Definitely not winning any awards in terms of atmosphere. One big huge room with a bar on one side and a stage on the other. Crappy chairs scooted up to the stage and to other tables facing the stage.

I was in on a week night, so my expectations were pretty low for talent. I would say my expectations were slightly exceeded. A few 7s in the house in my opinion. One skinny blond was maybe pushing an 8. Got her attention and shared some whiskey with her. Chatted for a while. Watched some stage dances... these were generally ok... some of the girls gave an aggressive dance whenever you tipped and not in the way you want them to be aggressive... more like ripping the skin off your cheeks with the aggressive tit mashing.

Anyway, decided to get a dance from the blond. One big room with several couches, overlooked by the dj booth. Too much light. Still she gave a pretty good grind. Or at least a good enough grind that I decided to head on home after.

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