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Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

This place has to be the most inexpensive club in the US. This is not a good thing. Dancers are all a bit long in the tooth and perhaps could spend more time climbing…

Club Vogue

Columbia, MO

Other reviews are consistent. This place is hit or miss. On this evening only a smattering of dancers working. The majority were covered in body art and mostly over weight. There were only a few…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Went at about midnight on a Thursday evening. Only about 6 dancers and none dancing on the stages. There was only one single table with about 2 customers and 2 entertainers. The quality…

Showed up around 7pm on a Tuesday. Tuesday has $10 dances, which usually makes the evening more popular than the rest of the week, and this was no exception. Club was busy, but I was…

I happened to be in the area on a work trip and only had an hr to kill, so decided to check PoleKatz out. Firstly, its valet only and considering it was a Monday evening,…

Visited on a Friday evening. Club has been described before, but for anyone interested, it's a large warehouse space with an upper VIP area that looks over the area. The main dance area is one…

I arrived at after midnight and paid the $10 valet fee. Next stop was the front desk where I paid no fee but tipped the attendant $10. The facility has been described many times. I…