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can't argue with science...

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f225/blow-jobs-good-womans-health-help-fight-depression-110958/

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strange things in clubs

What is the strangest thing you have seen a customer do in a club around Halloween? I was at the Bus Stop in Boulder, minding my own business. I was in the restroom taking a whizz and some chick walks…

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Port St Lucie

Not to many current reviews in Port St Lucie. Any recommendations?

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OT: The Economist is totally clueless about the coming economic boom

"THE world economy is not in good shape. The news from America and Britain has been reasonably positive, but Japan’s economy is struggling and China’s growth is now slower than at any time since 2009. Unpredictable dangers abound, particularly from…

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Leeches

I took a vacation day to catch up on some yard work on this nice October day. Came indoors and was flipping thru the channels - and what did I find? "The African Queen" Bogart is one ugly dude…

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Pictures of clubs on tuscl

One of the changes over the past several weeks is there are pictures added to clubs. Some of these are a logo or a pic of a dancer. Some are pics of the outside of the club itself. Some of…

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Any of you guys play Grand Theft Auto?

I tried a few times, but I had no instructions or patience. So I never made it to cars, clubs, strippers,.....I was lucky to swipe a bicycle and punch a few people, before getting mowed down by some Mexican gang.

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San Francisco Clubs

It’s rare these days that I go to a city where I don’t know something about the clubs, but I’m headed to SF and I’ve never been to a club there. I’ve read the reviews, and frankly I’m…

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Finally, the CDC has come to their senses!

Finally, they've started recommending protective gear for #ebola.strippers http://jezebel.com/please-put-me-in-quarantine-the-sexy-ebola-halloween-1650985219

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Dropped in for a good time...

Dropped in for a good time after arriving at Logan. Classy scene, at least for the staff - the customers and I were chill but not fancy. $10 cover, which was nice; $9…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Girls were friendly and many were...

Girls were friendly and many were busty and had nice bodies. Some were hyper-thin, which is simply not a turn on for me, but not near as many as some clubs. I despise…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I popped into Follies on my...

I popped into Follies on my way through town and was NOT disappointed. I'm a hands-on kind a patron and I don't like to waste time on chit chat. There are plenty of…

Shotgun Geniez

Nebraska City, Nebraska

I finally decided to check this...

I finally decided to check this place out.It's a long trip from where I live now (near Lincoln) about an hour. It was BYOB and decently clean. The place looks like a modified trailer or…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Perfect 10 has a reputation for...

Perfect 10 has a reputation for being one of Austin's better strip clubs and I wasn't disappointed. The club itself inside is nothing fancy or Vegas like but nice enough. There is a main stage…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Pinellas Park, Florida

This continues to be a reliable...

This continues to be a reliable place to stop for a little fun in the afternoon. Miss the days of Mia as bartender and her occasional dance. Today a met a young petite…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

Very classy. The sound, lights,...

Very classy. The sound, lights, stages, etc are top notch. I've only been there a couple times but there were always at least a few dancers that stood out and the rest were still cute.…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Trying to find a good daytime...

Trying to find a good daytime place to hang out at once in awhile. This place the girls would normally just dance get a buck and go to phones. Stop here maybe every 3 months…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

This is s clean, neat, average-looking...

This is s clean, neat, average-looking club. Nothing special, except for the dozens of nude dancers walking around, dancing, stripping, getting dressed. It's pretty special. Dances are very no-hassle, you pay, you…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Adelitas is one of the better...

Adelitas is one of the better bordellos in Tijuana. It's a pretty decent sized club, with a large front area and a separate, smaller area in the back. There is a stage in each…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

I had 1 night in LV...

I had 1 night in LV that I could club, so I went to my favorite local's club, Sams. I always like this club, because it is smallish and everyone knows each other. Has a…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Went on a Monday night to...

Went on a Monday night to catch the Texan's game and see the ladies. Ended up watching very little of the game. The women were extremely attractive and friendly. Body styles ranged…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Went here on a Friday at...

Went here on a Friday at around 9pm, and the place was still relatively quiet but had lots of dancers on TWO huge stages. Most were Latina/AA/hot, with the occasional Euro thrown in (don't know…

Barrel

Rochester, New York

I arrived around 3pm, there were...

I arrived around 3pm, there were 4-5 other patrons and 4-5 dancers. I sat at the bar where my bottle of bud was $4.50. The stage has the poles, but when I was there, there…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

This is an OK club right...

This is an OK club right next to the airport. As others have mentioned, this is not a very fancy club but clean and basic compared to some of the dives in Detroit. You do…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Visited the Cab around 2:00pm. Valet...

Visited the Cab around 2:00pm. Valet or self park. I choose self park as there is plenty of parking.$6.00 to enter as Dallas has a mandatory $5.00 fee to enter strip clubs. I seem to…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Polekatz has made a change to...

Polekatz has made a change to the daytime dance pricing. Where in the past Tuesdays was $10 dance day now it seems that every day from 1-3pm is $10 dances. Considering this is…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Place is somewhat scary with an...

Place is somewhat scary with an exterior that really needs updating. The inside is not really much better very open with the bar in the back and dance rooms on the left. I saw a…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

The club is not much in...

The club is not much in appearance or furnishings. The stage is on the right as you come in the door with the bar in the back, opposite the entrance. It was quite…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I was in town again for...

I was in town again for work and decided to drop by. The club is physically still the same - dark, smokey, and a little sleazy. But I noticed a little…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

On my annual trip to StL...

On my annual trip to StL & ESL. Thought I would branch out from the interstate. Surprisingly easy to find without a GPS, even though I had one. No cover at 4PM.…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

I use to frequent this club...

I use to frequent this club every couple of weeks about 7 months ago since I would travel into Bmore area. I went back last week and the vibe has totally changed for the…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

This is somewhat of a compilation...

This is somewhat of a compilation review as this club has become one of my favorite haunts in J'Ville, but I will also cover some specifics about my Sunday night visit. First, in my November 2013…

Platinum Lace

London, England

Been a while since I went...

Been a while since I went to Platinum and Lace so after a spot of dinner me and a mate decided it was time for another visit. Club hasn't changed it's layout and the…

Roadrunner Club

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

As far as strip clubs in...

As far as strip clubs in OKC, this is one of the (if not the) worst. Even back in it's hey day, people used their parking to go to the strip club 5 or…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Made a return trip to Mens...

Made a return trip to Mens Club while in Charlotte. Not much in terms of extras, especially in the evenings, but this is a very nicely appointed club with generally attractive dancers. There is an…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Well, what do you know? ...

Well, what do you know? BML has rocketed back to the top of my list. Since an extended absence, I have determined to be more adventurous with the girls, trying not to stick…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

This place is truly hit or...

This place is truly hit or miss. I was there twice within 6 days. Once on a Friday night about 10pm and again on the following Thursday at 10pm. Totally different experience. You…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

These dancers are extremely attractive. ...

These dancers are extremely attractive. This has always been the place to go in Dallas to get teased and worked by 10s and leave with blue balls. Something has changed since my last visit…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Buddies wanted to come here and...

Buddies wanted to come here and i wanted to cum, so we came. I had no preference about SCs but i was a little reserved thinking that Friday nights will be too packed and if…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

As other reviewers have mentioned, this...

As other reviewers have mentioned, this club is a back room inside an adult video and toy store. There is both parking visible from the street, and parking behind a fence that isn't visible from…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

I was staying at a near...

I was staying at a near by hotel for work, and decided to go here with some friends. overall its a very nice and very clean club. the stage show is pretty good, specially…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Used to come here a lot,...

Used to come here a lot, many years ago. Tried it a few months ago. Since that review the day shift has gone down hill. Club says it is under new management and the dancers…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

I haven't been here in a...

I haven't been here in a few months so I decided to pay a visit. I probably should have waited till 12ish or 1am but I probably wouldn't have left the house.…

Kongo Klub

Mitchell, South Dakota

This was my first trip to...

This was my first trip to the Kongo Klub. Went on a Wednesday night after work. Walked in around 8pm. The place is not as big on the inside as it appears…

Studio 253

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped in here on a...

I stopped in here on a Monday afternoon. As others have noted, it's now in it's own building across the street from the shopping plaza. They have their own parking which is nice. You ring…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

In passing through Lexington, I stopped...

In passing through Lexington, I stopped at Platinum Plus around 4:00 pm. There were maybe a 12-15 customers, some at the bar, others at tables. I saw possibly 10 dancers working. Most…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Interior has been described before. ...

Interior has been described before. Very posh, downstairs bar is no smoking upstairs bar is smoking, however this can change for night shift or slow days when the upstairs bar is closed. Beers…

Shangri-la

Lake Station, Indiana

This club is closed. It used...

This club is closed. It used to be an anything goes club. Honey's mentioned by another reviewer is a different club about a mile east on US Hwy 20. Honey's is open at it's new…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

We stopped by C-Mowe's a week...

We stopped by C-Mowe's a week ago because we hadn't been in here for several months. Not much change, there were 4 or 5 dancers and about the same number of patrons. It…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

I have never known how many...

I have never known how many girls were available at any one time. Only a few are on the floor at one time. I have always purchased the VIP service ...so I can't talk about…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

I always love coming back to...

I always love coming back to Bliss because it's sketchy and you get the old school step club vibe. Came on a Tuesday after work. Seems like everytime I come it's pretty much dead.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

By Penthouse Club standards this was...

By Penthouse Club standards this was not the best visit ever. By non-Detroit standards it was still great. When I arrived I asked one of the bouncers if one of my favorites was there and…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

One of the most consistent clubs...

One of the most consistent clubs in Houston. Always some very attractive dancers - sometimes more, sometimes fewer, but always a decent selection, unlike some other clubs which can be completely hit or…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

I've been here a few times,...

I've been here a few times, and reviewed this place once before, but I felt I had to do another review because in some ways, my most recent trip was much better. The reason?…

Buffalo Jump

Gallatin Gateway, Montana

Color me unimpressed. I had driven...

Color me unimpressed. I had driven by the club many times, as I travel a lot. Finally drove by while they were open, and decided to check it out. I am 42, for some reason…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

ENTER THE CHAINDOG I went up...

ENTER THE CHAINDOG I went up looking for Ivy, Zowie and Cloey, and found none of them. This club changes girls quick! $5 cover, $3 soft drink, $6 bucks to buy a girl some…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

I don't know why but this...

I don't know why but this is my favorite club. It is very no frills. The club is not a dump but it hasn't been fixed up in a long time. You never know…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Went to CCR for lunch many...

Went to CCR for lunch many times over the past year. The atmosphere is very relax and the food is actually good. That is the real draw of this place. it doesn't…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

come here somewhat frequentlyu. Enough new...

come here somewhat frequentlyu. Enough new talent that they always ask have you been here before. Changing features with 1/2 hr couches available off main room. In 5 weeks have been quoted 5 different prices,…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

What amazed this time around as...

What amazed this time around as I went in to the Parrot was that the place was packed. Now I've been here quite awhile and was a hit to see so many people coming in…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Been here before and it has...

Been here before and it has been hit or miss. This time it was a hit. Only saw 2 girls available. A decent looking A and a tall skinny blonde. I chose the blonde, not…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I keep hearing how terrible this...

I keep hearing how terrible this club is, but truthfully it's always been hit or miss. Well today it was hit! I arrived about 3:45 and took a quick pee. Then headed to the bar…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Walked in and saw a former...

Walked in and saw a former bar tender form Lustys. She said she liked the new place. It sure is a lot cleaner than Lustys. 4 dancers on shift...and older Asian that…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

It was a nice enough club....

It was a nice enough club. Strong presence from the bouncers, and once inside, was quickly approached by a beautiful woman named Jersey. We chatted for a bit (I bought her a drink,…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I'm slow on posting this review...

I'm slow on posting this review as my visit was about two weeks ago. That Wednesday was a rare day when my bad luck gave my good luck a chance. I was having a slow…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Been to this club on and...

Been to this club on and off for 12 years. It has had ups and downs but still carries on. I have gone twice in the last month and it feels like it…

Dulce Gabbana

Tijuana, Baja California

Usually only stick to the main...

Usually only stick to the main street with either HK or Adelita's. Was with a friend so we were walking around as he wanted to explore the area a little bit more. A…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

You never know exactly what you're...

You never know exactly what you're going to get when you walk into Haven Place, but the good thing is that it doesn't cost a lot to find out. With no cover and fairly cheap beers…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

My first visit to Fantasy. ...

My first visit to Fantasy. The previous review from BPERKINS was a big help. The club is easy to find, it is visable from the Highway. It has a big parking lot and is…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

This club is easy to get...

This club is easy to get to from the airport and appears to be in safe neighborhood. The interior is roomy with two stages of different sizes. A full bar that also serves food after…

The Palace

Altoona, Pennsylvania

I was in the Altoona Area...

I was in the Altoona Area and decided to stop here. The entry fee is now five dollars. But I believe my Bud Light was two dollars. Five dancers graced the stage this evening. All…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went for a bachelor party,...

I went for a bachelor party, which is generally the only reason I go. I've been to D's a few times for this, and it's always a good time. If you're patient, you…

Danny's Cabaret

Jackson, Mississippi

Had a good time. We had a...

Had a good time. We had a good time at this club, it was a good way to kill 4 hours. It is not on par with the New orleans clubs, but that is to be…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

the club is now different from...

the club is now different from what it is used to be it was updated with camera system in every single corner of the club the girl wouldnt let you touch them and would try to upsell…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is a good club in...

This is a good club in definate need for more space..You come by cab ,it will cost $44 and as you enter you have a sitting area in front and on the side and…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Finally got a chance to go...

Finally got a chance to go to this club. I got there around 10:30 and I was the only one there! WTF! ???? Anyway, the lady at the front is as rude as fuk!…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

As I was traveling through, I...

As I was traveling through, I wanted to see if I could find one of the "good nights" that some TUSCL'ers have reported. I went straight to the back, paid cover, and was greeted…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

I have a love-hate relationship with...

I have a love-hate relationship with this club. First off, the women are pretty darned hot. Probably some of the hottest in the city. There are also lots of different flavors, shapes and sizes. Personally,…

Lux Views

Wilder, Kentucky

Had just flown back into town...

Had just flown back into town and swung by around 3 in afternoon. Place on outside is rough looking but inside seemed ok. About 5 girls working with 3-4 customers but there seemed to…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

This is a decent club. ...

This is a decent club. About 1 mile off of I77, in an ok neighborhood. It has the look of a neighborhood dive bar. You go in and its a long narrow room.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

First time in Pandora's ... haven't...

First time in Pandora's ... haven't really hit up the strip club scene much since Rick's went under. Been to Little Darlins downtown and found some dancers there that I liked but this place…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Well...I have been stopping in at...

Well...I have been stopping in at Alex's for well more than the past decade, always looking to be pleasantly surprised. In the past, the joint was OK - the girls were pretty and while…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

I like this place. My...

I like this place. My last visit was on a Tuesday. Carmen is one of the naughtier dancers if that's what you want - she's AA and really pretty and not enhanced…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Yet another weekend trip WP club.......

Yet another weekend trip WP club.... nothibg much to highlight on the parking a nd vicinity in daylight. Stll recommend staying away from the BP gas station at the intersection on Bunkum. No cover when i…

Can-Can Room

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped in and was hustled...

I stopped in and was hustled from the start. there was a cover charge even though I'm a local. Then I needed to by a $160 ticket to show the girls I was already…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

This is a pretty divey little...

This is a pretty divey little club. The setup is kind of awkward, but the stage is low to the floor. There were two dancers on when I was there and it was…

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This Was How I Broke Up With My Fave Dancer, How Was Yours?

This happened today, I met up with her around 1:30PM somewhere along I205. She was shopping we met up inside the store, of course I paid the bill which was less than $20, not really that big. After that, we…

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Wish there was a ROB report on TUSCL

With all the collective members visiting clubs on a weekly basis, it would be awesome if we had a section dedicated to ROBs and just unpleasant strippers. By region and clubs, like the club reviews only specific to Strippers behaving…

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Pole Dancing Fails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40C1MO4jk2o

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Informal Follies ATL Meet – 11/15/14

I will be taking my PL talents to the ATL for a weekend trip (11/14 – 11/17). Plan to meet up w/ shadowcat @ Follies on 11/15 around 1:00 pm in the afternoon. A couple of other local ATL TUSCLers I’ve PMed…

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Iconic or infamous posts

What are the most iconic or infamous posts in tuscl history? I haven't been around long enough to know. I assume that The System goes on the list, simply because Dougster has mentioned it at least 50,000 times.…

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What's with the super faint blue type on the Discussion forum page?

Now the black type is gone. Hard to read. Or is it just me?

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Don't like what you see in a strip club. Do you walk or settle?

. Obviously most of us TUSCLers visit strip clubs to get cozy with dancers. The poker games, sports on TV, shot girls, $9.99 lobsters ... just add to the ambiance. From time to time, we do run into a club with…

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Have you ever thought a dancer looked familiar but couldn't remember who she was

I ran into this situation last night. One dancer I thought looked familiar but could not remember who she was. I got some good two for $30 dances from her. She definitely recognized me. After we…

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Strip club music is serious shit in Brooklyn, NY.

Two men were stabbed in the bathroom of a Brooklyn strip club early Saturday after a fight erupted over music. A 38-year-old man was knifed in both biceps, the left hand and lower stomach and a 39-year-old man was slashed in…

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I am SOOOO stoked for this movie!!

Check out the new Avengers trailer! www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/exclusive-x-rated-avengers-age-ultron-trailer-movie-poster

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Saving up for an ENORMOUS LDK...

This is only addressed to the TUSCL bros that admit to LDKing. Not the 50% or so that don't admit they LDK. Have you ever abstained for a week or two and tried to have a truly ginormous LDK? #bigLDK

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Do I?

Do I place a fellow member on blast for saying the gayest, most non-TUSCL post of all-time, or do I allow him(her) to live out his(her)sad, little life in lonesome shame?

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Came back to the bird in...

Came back to the bird in afternoon again and it was a bit slow as usual have a rose hoping for some talent. Got in for free with coupon online, but still how to pay…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Decided to make another Saturday night...

Decided to make another Saturday night visit with my wife. The club does a great job of handling couples on "couples night". The cover charge is waived, and the door staff are very friendly in greeting…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Hands down the best strip club...

Hands down the best strip club I've been too for the money. Went there with my buddy around 5pm. No women allowed in the place which is great because all the attention should…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Thursday night with a male friend. This was my first time at a strip club so I didn't have much to expect. The inside od the club was nice…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Arrived at Pandora, paid the cover,...

Arrived at Pandora, paid the cover, received my first drink. Nonalcoholic of course. $15 for cover and drink, $20 with tip. Then they started with one dancer on the main stage, a little later a…

Lux Views

Wilder, Kentucky

This place is good for where...

This place is good for where it's located. It's kinda a ways out if you don't live in Newport or Wilder. But I would suggest that everyone give it a try. It's kinda small and…

Zamba Rio

New York, New York

Zamba Rio isn't sure what it...

Zamba Rio isn't sure what it wants to be, but very late at night it is certainly a strip club. I visited on a recent Friday. According to Zamba Rio's website, they have happy hour from…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Hadn't been to the Hugger in...

Hadn't been to the Hugger in several weeks. Business had kept me out of town and sure did miss the weekly adventure. It was nice to get back and see the girls...One thing about hh,…

Scandals

New York, New York

With Manhattan clubs having so little...

With Manhattan clubs having so little to offer besides huge price tags and reviews of and accessibility of Brooklyn, Bronx, and Queens clubs making them seem not all that attractive for an afternoon visit, I…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

This is my third time to...

This is my third time to kittens, one thing that I've always noticed it's been very slow in the club. This night has been a little busier I think due to the fact that they…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Im only 19 and luckly this...

Im only 19 and luckly this place doesn't have its liquor license. That means folks under 21 can come. This was my first time to any strip club and i had to admit I had a…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Cowboys.The place seems a bit sketchy in its location being back behind another building. Was unsure of how the inside was gonna turn out. I was pleasantly surprised to…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

I had not been to this...

I had not been to this club in several years. The layout of the club seems the same. I was in town on vacation and visited on a Wednesday night and either a…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I went there about 5 on...

I went there about 5 on Friday. It was a 5 dollar cover. The bar is right in front as you walk in and the stage is to the left. The stage is the same…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped in on a Friday...

I stopped in on a Friday afternoon and found myself having to once again park next door at Pep Boys. When I walked inside, I could see how very crowded it was. It…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I visited this club recently and...

I visited this club recently and it's honestly the best place in terms of dollar to services ratio. The girls are accommodating and while they're not the hottest girls, they are willing to go…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

In summary, XO is a very...

In summary, XO is a very relaxing, truly nude, ultra high mileage juice joint. If you like lots of contact stage-side with totally naked chicks, then this is the spot for you. Club is easy…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

This club has the appearance of...

This club has the appearance of being a really great club, but fell short the minute you entered. You pay your $40 cover at the door and you can wander around in a number of…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

After a long hiatus, I have...

After a long hiatus, I have visited Inner Room a few times over the past year or so. I think this gives me a good feel about how the club really is currently.…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

Yay, time for my annual review...

Yay, time for my annual review of Pumptown. -_- For those that used to frequent back in the day, Storm is back bartending as of 10/21/14. I'm sure she'd love to see old friends if anyone…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Penthouse has a reputation for being...

Penthouse has a reputation for being the best strip club in metro Detroit but I was disappointed at the talent and value in a recent afternoon visit. I would estimate at least 20 dancers…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Like other reviewers said the club...

Like other reviewers said the club is nice on the inside. I make a trip past Allentown for work a few times a month. This was my first stop in. Drinks are pretty reasonable if…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Returned to the Outhouse last Thursday....

Returned to the Outhouse last Thursday. I am not a regular patron, but limit my visits to five or so a year. Each time I go back, there are a completely different set…

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Albuquerque 2AMer.

The Torrance County Sheriff helped chased down a murder suspect who was only wearing underwear and moments earlier, the sheriff said, had shot two men outside of a Moriarty strip club early Saturday morning. One of the men was killed and…

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Do you pray for strippers? And I don't mean to find them :).

Judge Blocks Public Records Request for Stripper Info, Temporarily Thwarting Man Who Wanted to Pray for Them by Name Dreamgirls at Fox's/FacebookDreamgirls at Fox's/Facebook Last week I wrote about strip club employees in Tacoma, Washington, suing to block the county from releasing…

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New TUSCL Articles

I had not checked the articles in a couple of days and noticed there are 3 new ones.

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Tip from a lesbian stripper

The polite way to avoid eating stinky pussy: do a little fingering first, then pretend the end of your nose is itchy.

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Femists Rule our Country

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2014/10/25/report-west-point-recruited-football-players-with-booze-women/17910497/ Now a football team can’t arrange an outing for recruiting prospects that involves going to dinner with some cute cheerleaders. Where is the scandal here???? The cheerleaders weren’t giving them blowjobs (not that there would be anything…

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When that ROB gets fired before I could post a review...

Last Wed (10/15) I made my almost weekly visit to a black strip club. One of the girls I was with overstated her dance count, 4 vs 8. It's $5 a dance here and I had a really good time…

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A pep talk for LDK

@LDK - you know what all this talk of you quitting LDKing and striking out at extras reminds me of? Are you old enough to remember what happened when Michael Jordan tried to play baseball? Have you heard the expressions: "Dance…

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sometimes u feel like blowing grands sometimes you dont

Finally got my Pearson savings back to $50,000 and im very proud of myself...its been easy to cuz i just haven't been in the mood to crush $1,000 on a night out in s while....i thank tonight will be another…

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Apology number II

Just as another TUSCL'er did recently, I want to apologize for the comments and posts I have made in the past. Regards.

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Continuing Make up discussion

Have you ever woken up to not recognize the girl next to you because her makeup was either rubbed off by the night's activities or she had washed her make up off and went from an 8.75 to less than…

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Does anyone else find this as unattractive as I do?

http://alwayslols.com/octomom-nadya-suleman-dancing-in-a-florida-strip-club-1

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Before and After Makeup

I've seen some of these transformations. And I've seen some go the other way, too, as in better *without* the makeup. http://www.playboy.com/articles/strippers-before-after-makeup

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Booze And Strip Clubs

Because of serious health problems my life long love affair with beer, single malts, and Bordeaux is over. My health problems are unrelated to my previous booze consumption but those same problems demand that I remove all alcohol from my…

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One hell of a batting average

So I'm getting some dances at PP in Greenville the other day. I go back with this extremely hot blond. Skinny, beautiful face. Very tiny little tits but she's really hot. This girl gives a tremendous lap dance.…

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Sugar Babes - So Much Trouble

Dude gets more than he bargained for with twins http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/85-year-old-man-robbed-tied-twin-teenage-sisters-met-dating-website-officials-article-1.1986234

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Yup. Sounds like a stripper.

Despite saying she was a “stripper” and had not taken painkillers in more than 114 years, a Palm Bay woman could not avoid a trip to jail, according to a recently released arrest affidavit. The case against Devin Woodberry, 34, began…

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Was this wrong?

This morning I left the torn wrapper from last night's condom in the Gideon Bible in my hotel room. I thought the faithful might need a reminder of what they're missing.

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Gifts from a dancer

Have you ever gotten a gift from a dancer? If so what was it? In one of the local clubs where manual gratification is included in the $20 per nude dance fee I was chatting with a dancer…

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Oh noes...now the heroin dealers have EBOLA!!!

Steve dude...Steve dude...I'm hyperventilatin'. I'm SOOOOO askeered!!! It isn't just #ebola.strippers any more. Nope... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/22/barnabas-davis-ebola-heroin_n_6031240.html

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Where were these teachers when I was in high school?

This chick is 24 and looks hot, at least based on the face... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/21/megan-mahoney-teacher-sex_n_6022546.html I can't remember a high school teacher that I'd want to 69. Well, maybe my 11th-grade English teacher...if somebody pointed a gun at me and said "69 her…

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Honey Boo Boo is in trouble...

Her mom decided that the kid had a 1% chance of not being completely fucked in the head. So she decided to remove that sliver of hope by finding a child molester to date... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/23/honey-boo-boo-mom-child-molester_n_6036888.html

The End of Strip Clubs?

Back when I was a little pup, the allure of the chase and what it was to be with a woman was still a mystery. We'd all get the playboys and be enamored with the naked women and try and find someone who had actually had sex with a woman. He'd tell us how it felt but never really saw her cooch and mostly got to play with her tits while doing her. All of that started to change once Hustler came out. Now, you got to see what a woman's vagina looked like without bush, and it started to take the mystery away. Guys started wanting to do a lot more, and women began to become more sexually diverse.…

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What Does It Mean When A Fave Dancer Reveals Everything Including Her Skeleton I

My emotions are fucked right now. I can't believe what I just heard and saw I while ago and I am still digesting all what was said and done, what is she going to be doing later tonight (10/23/2014). Apparently, my…

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I love it. :)

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it,…

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Win One for the Zipper

This will wake up the echoes. http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2014/10/23/notre-dame-football-justin-brent-lisa-ann-date-knicks-game

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Microcosm for the real world

Feeling bad for a certain PL. From what I can gather he hasn't had a lot of experience with women. So for my friend, the strip club is a perfect place to learn a few hard, rather good lessons. Fact…

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Dancers returning after a long hiatus

Recently was at a club where a dancer told me she had just come back after being gone from the club for 8 years. Anyone else ever come across dancers being away from a club this long or longer and…

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OT: The Kohler Touchless Toliet

Well, it's not really "Touchless". It just flushes automatically. You know what I mean? I think is just silly. Like you're okay tucking a stripper without a condom, but you will avoid her if she has a runny nose.

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Real or Troll?

http://i.imgur.com/4Q2IDiy.jpg Warning: Eye bleach may be required after viewing.

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Olfactory Artist Has Crafted A 'Holy Water' Sculpture That Smells Like Vagina

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/23/vagina-smell-sculpture-_n_6031876.html

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Strangest thing a dancer will accept for tips?

What have you guys been told by a dancer that you can use as a tip? My current strange request is rares from Magic The Gathering.

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Don't go clubbing in Dixon, MO.

DIXON, Mo. (AP) - A Missouri strip club owner is facing 10 misdemeanor charges accusing him of allowing dancers to perform topless, allowing alcohol to be consumed at the club and keeping the business open later than the law allows. …

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Dancer has no expectation of me buying dances

What do you think it means if I'm texting my ATF to ask if she will be working on a certain day and then after she tells me she will be she and says that if I ever get bored…

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Friends asking me to strip

So my good family friend asked me to strip for them when I was helping her fix something at her house. She said she would pay to get my car fixed if I did. Is this something that happens to…

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Help. parking at mons.

Help.. i have been to a few clubs with ample parking and we are going to Mons Venus tonight. I looked at the map and there doesnt seem to be any but for ten cars. Reviews say parking…

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OT:Secret Service K-9

If any of y'all have seen the news footage of the latest White House fence hopper then you must be disappointed in those mutts. Whether they're Alsatian's or Malinois', they weren't up to standard. I've seen a Pitbull…

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What time do you strippers wake up?

I've been texting with four different dancers this week, trying to set up some fun for my upcoming travel. I usually send them a message midmorning, and every single one of them doesn't respond until late afternoon. Earliest one…

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Substitute Teacher has Oral Sex with Student on First Day on Job

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/substitute-teacher-at-dc-charter-school-charged-with-having-sex-with-student/2014/10/22/5eae0c30-5a08-11e4-b812-38518ae74c67_story.html She should be a stripper. Not just because of the blow job. Here is a stripper-worthy text she sent the student: “Tru but u don’t just be having sex with just anybody but I cant doe my body…

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WEEE-YAWWW!!! That's some fine trollin'

Thanks to Dougsta's tireless efforts promoting THE SYSTEM the thread "Da'System by rickyboy" (began by Brother #sausage.fingers himself) is now at 443 replies. C'mon Dougster dude...let's see if you can hit 500 by this evening. I have no idea why…

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Diddling on edge of bed with one foot on floor...

The link to an article by Kayden Kross in the "mean girls" post triggered me to go to her tumblr blog, where I found this... http://clubkayden.tumblr.com/post/99356021496/corgisandboobs-walelafusihatchi Supposedly a 1912 menu from a London brothel. I'm a bit dubious, given that the first…

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OT: TNF - Broncos vs Chargers

Classic battle for AFC West domination. Denver appears to be firing on all cylinders after routing San Fran (Manning offense paired with a top 5 defense - scary!) but Phillip Rivers continues his resurgence and San Diego always gives…

My Favorite Lap Dance

Since I first started going to strip clubs approximately 15-20 years ago, I estimate that I’ve had about 12,000 lap dances, with roughly 4,000 dancers, at approximately 65 different clubs around the country. Most of those dances blend together in an indistinguishable morass of hands, breasts, ass, and LDKs. For the most part, its difficult to remember one dance as clearly distinct from any other dance. But there are nevertheless at least a few dozen dances that clearly stand out in my memory many years later. For example, I clearly recall my first dance at Spearmint Rhino in Vegas where I came in the first 60 seconds. I fondly recall many dances with quite a…

Addition to the Strip Club Dictionary: "SSB"

I've been hitting the clubs since the 1980s, and more so as I have gotten older and my financial position has improved. In the mid 1990s, I spent part of almost every evening for 18 months inside a nude strip club in Georgia. Most nights I spent less than $20, counting the $7 cover (that they eventually stopped charging me.) It was a slow club and the strippers enjoyed my gab and spent loads of time with me when they didn't have any real johns to work over. These days, being much better off financially, I will drop money in a club about every other week or so. I've probably logged 100 visits in Vegas clubs, half of them at…

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Lending Your Phone To Your Fave Dancer Is A No-No

One of the most annoying lessons learned while I was with my CF was letting her use my cellphone. One night in a cold rainy Portland town, traffic was bad along I84, bound to the east side going to Gresham to…

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If You Knew Dancer Before She Had (-------------) Done To Her..........

If you knew dancer before she had (fill in the blank) done to her, would that be a turnoff for subsequent dances. For the most part, I've been OK with dancers getting breast augmentation. Although I generally prefer natural, most…

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Police searching for suspects behind robbery, kidnapping at strip club

Police said three men robbed several victims and kidnapped another as they walked out of a Washington Park strip club late Tuesday night. Police said three masked men armed with assault rifles and hand guns jumped out from behind bushes…

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Ok, what really is a sugar baby?

Based partly on a couple girls I knew, I thought it meant all the girls expenses were paid and she got a spending allowance. In return the guy had unlimited access, so to speak. Is this the way it goes?

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All Detroit Clubs Aren't Good

Well I was hoping for a weekend in Detroit, but it ended up being only one night. Had some last minute business to take care of Friday so my flight changed from Friday evening to Saturday morning. Getting up at…

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Strip clubs are just like Mean Girls

http://www.salon.com/2014/10/22/my_strip_club_bullying_nightmare/

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Changing clubs

My ATF quit or was fired from the club where she's danced for five or six years. After several months which included drug rehab, working bachelor parties, and unemployment, she seems to have settled into a new club and states…

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Weird experience! Go SF

I was watching the World Series at a strip club last night. A stripper came in who recognized me from a club that I was that earlier in the day. She was not currently working at that club at the…

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Today's stripper joke

A PL and his ATF get married. On their 20th wedding anniversary, she's undressing for bed and says: "What did think when you saw me on stage nude for the first time?" He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out…

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I believe in miracles!

If only you believe like I believe, baby (If only you believe like I believe) We'd get by If only you believe in miracles, baby (If only you believe in miracles) So would I. So today am at the SC and ask relatively new…

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Panty raid: Undercover feds confiscate Birdies’ Royals underwear

KANSAS CITY STAR 10/21/2014 Birdies Panties’ Lucky Royals boyshorts are no longer on the market. Peregrine Honig says she just wanted to help celebrate the hometown team when she designed Lucky Royals boyshorts. The panties, with “Take the Crown” and “KC” across…

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How to conceal & carry in a strip club (females only)

Here's the court case follow up you the Minneapolis 2 a.m.er Shadow shared from Saturday night which brings all new meaning to conceal and carry. http://www.startribune.com/local/minneapolis/279929282.html

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Anyone else notice the posts here getting longer?

Lately seems to be a rash of posts rivaling the Sunday Times review of books in length. The San Jose Guy effect, perhaps?

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Not Another 'Dancer Name' Thread!!!

Just for fun... There have been numerous threads on dancer names. Cars: Mercedes, Porsche... Gems: Jade, Sapphire... Flowers: Lily, Rose... So, what about dancers that could be a rock band? Off the top of my head-- Temptation(s) Blondie Nirvana I'm done.

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Trivial Pursuit irony......

It was created in 1979, in Montreal by a Canadian!!! Who knew that? I played it once with an escort. She thought Casa Blanca was some kind of horse..lol

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San Jose Guy????

San Jose Guy, are you OK? We’re worried about you. Are you sick, were in an accident? First I post a description of my dream stripper that broke your record for posting length. Yet you did nothing…

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I love Halloween at the stripclub

I am an old school guy, I remember when dancers could DANCE! And every one wore a costume on stage. Ahh cowgirls, Indians, private eyes, witches and vampires! Halloween is the closest we come to it now adays.

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Can't figure out this dancer

I can't quite figure out my ATF, she keeps me guessing (which I guess is a good thing). The first 3 times I went with her to VIP I got a HJ (and she didn't even ask if I wanted…

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How many of you guys are getting Solicited by eman12

I got a PM from eman12 wanting to fuck. I told him No I'm not gay ! Any body else getting those or does he think I'm hotter than the rest of you guys ?

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Do guns really protect people?

AKRON, Ohio — A customer of Christie's Gentleman's Club robbed a dancer of five guns during a home invasion last week, police reports say. The 31-year-old woman told police that she woke about 4:30 a.m. Wednesday to see a man she…

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Lewinsky's emotional plea to end cyberbullying

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/20/politics/lewinsky-cyber-bullying/index.html What better place to discuss blow jobs and cyberbullying? I wonder what all you horny, clownish, and cyberbullying comrades think about Monica's speech to end cyberbullying? Think about it: she had a consensual affair with someone she…

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Advertise on a Stripper

Temporary tattoos on strippers is the latest ad medium. Will you be advertising on your local strippers? http://observer.com/2014/10/pornhub-now-uses-temporary-tattoos-to-advertise-on-strippers-bodies/

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Perfect Strip Club Shirt?( Excluding Shadow's Custom Tees)

We often discuss clothing on TUSCL. Usually it involves pants or shorts. Today, I'm tackling shirts. Guayabera's specifically. La Guayabera is a collared, buttoned shirt that's very popular in Latin America. It's usually made out of cotton…

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Strippers, YMMV, & Communism

I know that there are lots of pl's out there who feel that all pl's should have equal access and equal treatment by strippers. Bullshit. Strip clubs ain't Communist Russia. In fact, sometimes they feel more like…

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Quality vs Quantity Part 3: Once you've had Wagyu...

...can you go back to ground beef? Once you've gone HiDef, can you go back to regular TV? Once you've had your dream stripper, can you go back to run-of-the-mill dancers?

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This Porn Star Is Going On A ‘Sex-Tour’ Where You Can Win The Chance To Have Sex

I think I would pass on this opportunity. http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/win-chance-back-truck/