I read about this place on...

I read about this place on another site. Had never heard of it before. Strange layout. Took me a minute to find the door although I was a bit buzzed from a party earlier in the evening. The place seemed pretty quiet. A few regulars sprinkled around the place. 1 so-so dancer and a cute bartender behind the bar. I sat down and ordered a coke to clear my head. Almost immediately a nice looking brazilian sits down next to me and and starts her pitch for a lap dance. Next thing I know she's got her hand between my legs and starts rattling off a short menu of services. It was $ fs. I was in a generous mood so I didn't haggle. We went back and she started sticking some super firm, super fake tits in my face. After the a very nice cbj for a few minutes and then the main course. She was as firm on the bottom as on the top. Overall very nice. I'd definitely repeat.