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sausage

Did you hear Dukey had his sausage fingers bitten off? He was holding some pancakes and someone thought he had pigs in a blanket...

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Beauty and the JuiceBeast.....

And lo, the JuiceBeast gazed upon the face of beauty, and beauty stayed his sausage fingers. And from that day on, the JuiceBeast was as one gone nuts.

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Messages

Anybody else having problems with sending or receiving messages. I have one message right now that appears to have stopped before completing and there is no reply button.

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Valentine's Day

I was considering going to the club where the DS works on Valentines which falls on a Saturday this year. In one sense, going to a club on Valentine's Day seems like an extraordinarily PLish thing to do.…

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Strippers mobilize

It seems that Portland's strippers are mobilizing to get better working conditions. We have seen strippers try this before. Any reason to think it will work this time? http://news.yahoo.com/oregon-strippers-lobby-better-conditions-070859686--finance.html

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OT: Is Tom Brady the greatest QB of all time?

A case can certainly be made. 1. The team has been a playoff contender for 12 of the last 14 years (he was out injured one year and they got beat out one year despite a good regular season…

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I have been hering the LORD mane in my head

He tells me to go forth an heel strippers with my sausage fingers. So I tryed it on a pregnent stripper with hemroids and she was heeled! PRAISE THE LORD MANE! So yor prophet fucked her up the newly heeled…

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Charlotte McKinney

Who saw the Super Bowl spot with her in it. Wowza! I broke out my Ruby foo whipped up a quickie script to scour the googles and started sucking down images. It's been running for a while now and I'm at several…

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Someone needs to get out more

In his review of Babes East of Indianapolis, the reviewer says "that Indy's strip club choices are limited to one area." Mind you, he has five reviews of just two clubs -- Babes East and Harem House -- both there…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Normally visit Thursday afternoons into the...

Normally visit Thursday afternoons into the evening, but first time visiting that time on a Saturday. Arrived around 5:30, and not nearly as many dancers as on a Thursday afternoon. Stayed for the…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Club is very nice. Club is...

Club is very nice. Club is located in a strip mall. Cover was $10. Alcohol is served. 3 poles for the dancers to dance at and the dance in bikinis. Some dancers may flash you…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Stopped by the Parrot on a...

Stopped by the Parrot on a Tuesday evening around 6pm. There is $10.00 cover charge upon entering. Went inside and club is pretty nice on the inside, better than most of these El Paso…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Well, pretty much the most well...

Well, pretty much the most well known strip club in El Paso, and one of the few whose mention won't bring images of criminal activity to the mind of the average citizen. Dreams Cabaret is…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

The dancers tonight were overwhelmingly Cuban...

The dancers tonight were overwhelmingly Cuban with a sprinkling of black and white. A few bolt-ons, mostly natural chests; a couple skinny butts, mostly generous hips and booty, one or two genuinely thick ladies. One…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

So i went here with my...

So i went here with my boyfriend on a Tuesday night. There was about 3 other customers. Maybe 4 girls work if that I could see. NThe place is a nice size and…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

I've been coming to this club...

I've been coming to this club for awhile now. The dancer quality seems to keep getting better. Very good looking girls and a mixed variety of them. You would definitely find someone you'll like. Topless…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

Back in Richmond after a very...

Back in Richmond after a very long time and was invited by one of the dancers to come over to the club. It was a Friday evening before 7 and I got in for free.…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

I've been coming to this club...

I've been coming to this club off and on for the last four years and it's usually been decent. But on my last couple of visits, it's been poor. I went twice this…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Dropped by Jags again after the...

Dropped by Jags again after the superbowl looking for my tatted friend for a good time. Arrived about 9pm and expected the same friendly treatment as last time... I didnt get it... So i walked…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

This place has change from a...

This place has change from a legit strip club to a brothel. When I first went here over 10 years ago it was a happening place. When you go there now the girls just sit…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

I had to write another review...

I had to write another review for this club after visiting for the superbowl weekend. It was competely packed with more than 50 girls on shift. All of them very beautiful. The bartenders were attentive, and quick,…

Foxx Tails

Moores Mill, Alabama

Foxx Tails is one of those...

Foxx Tails is one of those clubs that grows on you the more you go. This was 10th visit during the last couple months, based on both day and night trips, better quality dancers…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

MBOT, located in the skeezy Tenderloin...

MBOT, located in the skeezy Tenderloin district, is famous enough that most of the characteristics have already been described, so I'll just get down to business. I visited there several times during Fall 2014,…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I went there in the middle...

I went there in the middle of the day to see what it was like. There were three dancers there but Selena is probably the best. I think she is there a lot too. Stone…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

YES I DID ACTUALLY GO TO...

YES I DID ACTUALLY GO TO THIS PLACE. on a dare. Not totally horrible in fact. It's a long bar with an older russian woman wearing a full jacket with hat and gloves.…

Gold Nugget Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

This is by no means a...

This is by no means a whorehouse. If you go to this club expecting sex, you may leave very disappointed. The girls are specifically told they can be fired for such acts. That doesn't mean…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

First time in NOLA for a...

First time in NOLA for a conference so of course had to check out bourbon street and the strip clubs. Bourban street is disgusting and not a place I would hang out. However…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

On Saturday, January 31, just after...

On Saturday, January 31, just after 2:00am (or late Friday night, after closing), gun shots were heard coming from Spanky's East. Nothing went reported, until a local hospital reported a woman coming in for a…

NuDen

Ottawa, Ontario

Went there at around 10pm on...

Went there at around 10pm on a tuesday night. It was bot busy at all, maybe 15 or so clients. This place is huge so unless theres really alot of people it seems…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

After passing this place for years...

After passing this place for years decided to give it a try. Coat checks were required on entering the club, which made me think it was a more upscale place than it…

Tommi Knockers

Topeka, Kansas

Stopped by here around 11 on...

Stopped by here around 11 on a Friday night. Decent crowd, better than last time. Most were around the bar or playing pool. A couple of guys were watching the girls.…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

I have driven past this place...

I have driven past this place like a million times never going in since I was a regular with good perks at another place, but one day I just said fuck it and stopped in…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

We decided to give Sapphire a...

We decided to give Sapphire a try, based on our cab drivers rave about how it is better than Spearmint Rhino. It is way bigger and almost felt too big. But, it was packed with…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

First visit to Mario's after a...

First visit to Mario's after a buddy couldn't stop talking about the place. First impressions....free parking, decent looking club, although the sitting areas feel more like a function hall than a relaxing club.…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I took a quick detour to...

I took a quick detour to Mario's a couple of weeks ago-- and I'm REALLY glad I did! I'm not often in the area, but I had a meeting cancel in Worcester so I decided to…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

I had a bit of time...

I had a bit of time to kill on a Friday night so I stopped by about 9 o'clock. Quite a few girls working and quite a few waitresses. The waitresses seemed to…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Stopped on in Jan. It is...

Stopped on in Jan. It is the slow season so very few golfers. $13 to get in and beer is $5.25. This club is becoming the go to place in MB. There dancers are mostly…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Got kidnapped for my birthday weekend....

Got kidnapped for my birthday weekend. Guys decided to take me here for some fun. Took taxi from border to location. Walked inside,saw many girls walking, talking, dancing. Waiter took us to table. Girls were…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

I stopped in to see how...

I stopped in to see how they were. You are buzzed in after you park in the lite parking lot. The place is off a main drag in a converted residence. It is not easy…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went with the fiancee after watching...

Went with the fiancee after watching top less prophet. She was expecting girls dancing on poles, but it was really a grinding factory. this was her first time to a club in a long time…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

I stopped in a little after...

I stopped in a little after 2pm on Friday. There were about 6 or so dancers already there sitting at tables closest to the bar. All of them were on their phones. I must have…

Pony Cabaret and Steakhouse

De Soto, Illinois

Had my first (and probably last...

Had my first (and probably last ) visit to Pony Cabaret in Carbondale a few weeks back. The interior of the place is actually pretty nice, decent amount of space, two bar areas (full bar),…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I made this account and decided...

I made this account and decided to post a review on a dare from my husband....hope you're happy now babe. My husband had talked about this club after visiting a few times on business trips…

Paradise

Austin, Minnesota

My visit was actually a couple...

My visit was actually a couple weeks ago and it was unremarkable. I was glad for the no cover they always have because with only 2 dancers there it was really really boring. I did…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

After years of Cheetah's being my...

After years of Cheetah's being my go to SC in Vegas I have made my last trip there. Spent way to much money for far too little. Should have turned around and walked out when…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Came in on a Monday after...

Came in on a Monday after a blizzard. Only a few dancers and customers. The club was not to blame. It was the weather. Receive good service from all staff: waitresses, bouncers and valets. Nice…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

As some have stated this is...

As some have stated this is a tough club to rate. There are some really nice positives such as no beer price as it is part of the cover. The negative of that is the…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

It's just ok? The exterior...

It's just ok? The exterior and the interior of the club were nice. Very professional staff and doormen. They went out of their way to show us to our seats, asked if we…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Ok, so here's the deal with...

Ok, so here's the deal with this club. It is located in a shady Miami downtown area near Club Space. It is at the location of the old Gold Rush club. The…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

I stopped by recently for a...

I stopped by recently for a quick visit as I passed by the area, mostly just to see if anything major had changed since my last trip. Well, fortunately or unfortunately, nothing seems to…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

As a couple other members have...

As a couple other members have mentioned, Trophy Club doesn't open until 4pm Monday-Thursday. I can't say as I blame them as the last daytime visit I made, there were 2 dancers working.…

The Last Lap Showgirls

Addison, New York

I went to this place because...

I went to this place because I was on my way up hunting. The place was bad!!! One girl knocked the wind out of me when she though she was being sexy. I…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

My second visit to the club....

My second visit to the club. As has been reviewed before, the club itself is beautiful. Reminds me of some of the nicer clubs in Vegas. Now to get to the girls and dance options.... The…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

I was granted free VIP access...

I was granted free VIP access because there weren't many dancers around. Granted, I was a tad on the early side (a half hour after they opened), but it was really sparse for both…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

I came here on a Friday...

I came here on a Friday night in January 2015. I can’t remember the exact date but my experience was sooooooooo deplorable it probably doesn’t even matter if I remember honestly. It was a little…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

So I finally made it back...

So I finally made it back to my favorite place in the greater LA area. Not much has changed as far as looks and setup so I won't waste your time with that. I will…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Been a while since I've had...

Been a while since I've had an opportunity to get out and make an SC trip due to new job in northern NJ. Finally had a day off from work (Monday, go figure) so I…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Took a visit to Christie's in...

Took a visit to Christie's in Canton, I used to go there quite a bit last year but haven't been there in about 8 months. It was very crowded but the server was very nice…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

On my second night in Las...

On my second night in Las Vegas, I had to go to the Spearmint Rhino. It was my first time there, but thanks to Howard Stern and this site, I knew I had to…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Long time lurker, first time poster...

Long time lurker, first time poster here. I had not been to Detroit in several years and had a decent time at this club when I was in the area before. Therefore, I hit this…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Another visit to one of my...

Another visit to one of my favorite clubs. A couple of things I noticed this particular day. There were a log more dancers than customers. I know a lot of guys really like this type…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

In town for business and this...

In town for business and this was my first time at this club. I went on a Friday night. It didn't look like there is much space, so thankfully it was not packed. I…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I was in the area running...

I was in the area running some errands so I decided to check out my current favorite club. It has been my interest to see what the upstairs looked like. So it was my…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

In Detroit for business and trying...

In Detroit for business and trying to take advantage of my time here. I stopped by two other clubs in the area during the week (wrote reviews) prior to attending this one. On…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

So I went there on CHRISTMAS!...

So I went there on CHRISTMAS! Woo. OK OK I was picking up Chinese food for my extended family and I had 15 minutes to kill so I figured, hey, this is the only bar…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

So I heard a lot about...

So I heard a lot about this place around the OC and finally visited last Saturday night. Plenty of parking, although there were a lot of people that night so those who came in later…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Oregon, Ohio

Went on a Monday night, so...

Went on a Monday night, so wasn't the best time. Club is nicely out of the way, easy to get to about 15 minutes from Toledo, but outside city limits. Outside is pretty understated and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This review will cover a rare...

This review will cover a rare Sunday visit followed by a weekday visit the following week. Its said quite often, but the club seems to get more crowded earlier and earlier on nearly each…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Went out to three other clubs...

Went out to three other clubs in the area two other nights this same week without complete satisfaction. Based on past reviews, this sounded like it would be a good place for me.…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

It had been over two years...

It had been over two years since I last went to Partners, but I was in town briefly during the first week of January and, based on some of the reviews I saw here, I…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I hadn't been to the club...

I hadn't been to the club in several months, but work took me to the area and I ventured over. The girls and pricing options were all over the map. I tried dances from five…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

I wish this club would have...

I wish this club would have stayed all nude. It made the club stand out and gave you a reason to go here. As many have said, the physical club is much nicer that…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

First visit here was the other...

First visit here was the other day and I'd go back for sure. The music takes some getting used to but there was no shortage of ladies. The talent there was top notch. I wasn't…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I usually go to other clubs,...

I usually go to other clubs, but majority ruled on my last business trip so we went to the rhino. I did not really are since I had been in bed with a girl next…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Arrived late on Friday night (midnight)...

Arrived late on Friday night (midnight) and it was a little slower than usual. Normal fees $7 valet $10 cover. Headed to the bar for a drink. $12-$14 for a mixed drink. Lots of girls…

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Looking for a new club

I was interested at dancing at Platinum Plus in Allentown Pa. Is it true not all girls dance on stage if they don't want to? As in they make more money walking around. That is what I've heard.…

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farmerart

Any truth to this... The Royal Canadian mint announced that they are going to take the polar bear off the toonie and replace it with two fornicating deer... Instead of calling it a "toonie", it will be called "two fucking bucks".

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OT: Did you see that finish coming in the Super Bowl?

Crazy play calling by Seattle.

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Pretty Girls Need To Be Kissed

I've mentioned Light Blue Mini Dress Vietnamese Y. before. From now on I'll refer to her as Blue Y. I window shopped her on Thanksgiving 11/27. Then I returned on Xmas and asked about her. Then I did…

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Super Bowl: the National Anthem

Who the fuck was that? How about someone we've head of. Like Lita Ford or Pat Benatar.

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Buying drinks (reverse)

We all know about buying drinks for dancers. Some of us like it, some of us don't mind, some of us hate when we're sitting with a dancer and the waitress comes and asks if you want to buy the…

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Dancer : "I'll give you a sloppy blow job for one of your t-shirts".

Yes, that happened to me yesterday. I had met a dancer the previous Saturday that really impressed me. She was a 9 and gave me a couple of great dances. I would have taken her to VIP then but I…

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Buying For Other Customers

Have you bought anything for other strip club patrons? Usually when I am out strip clubbing and there are active duty military in the club, I will buy them a round of drinks or free lap dances if there is only…

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strippers talking about their BF'S

recently I've met a lot of dancers that seem to talk about boyfriend way too much. not sure if this is intentional to try to throw someone off trying to talk to them outside of the club or what?…

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Tattoos Of Their Boyfriend's/Husband's/Pimp's Name

Ever seen a dancer with a man's name tattooed on them? It is not common, but not rare either. Yeah, it could be their father's, but most of the time it is the name of their pimp/boyfriend/husband. I've seen this…

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Isis

I was at the strip club the other day, and up comes a dancer to the stage named Isis. Luckily, she was ugly, but if she was lap-dance-worthy, I think it might have made me think twice about getting private…

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Richmond 2AMer.

RICHMOND, Va. — Two men were wounded in a double shooting outside a South Richmond strip club. Richmond Police officers found the wounded men in the parking lot of “The Candy Bar” around 3 a.m. Sunday. Detective at the scene used…

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OTC Hunting

Lets say the closest club to your residence is air dances or one-way contact and the prices are steep--basically a shitty strip club by TUSCL standards. Would you still go to this club in the hopes that you could pull…

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Banned Super Bowl Commercials

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/30/banned-super-bowl-commercials_n_6575026.html?ncid=newsltushpmg00000003

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"You Can Do Anything You Want"

Friday evening a young dancer I had recently met came over to my house. When our OTC encounter was over, she told me she would love to come over again. She said, "You can do anything you want.…

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OT: Obama to Lower Corporate Taxes? (*)

Obama actually proposing to lower corporate taxes? (*) Subject to consider caveats regarding taxes of offshore earnings. This one was a bit surprising, but good, to hear! http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-01/obama-said-to-propose-taxes-on-foreign-earnings-offshore-profit And he's going to use the money on economic infrastructure? This will definitely help…

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OT: Just Me?

There's a new Tums ad with a chick kick-boxing with a giant pastrami sandwich. Somehow I find it strangely erotic. Anyone else?

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Who would have thought?

Turns out you can bronze your anus: www.egotastic.com/2015/01/behold-the-bronze-butthole/ Have any of you perverts done that shit?

Solid Gold

London, Ontario

Was on my way to Toronto....

Was on my way to Toronto. Stopped in London to see what was going on. Back ten years ago this place was filled with hot girls and horny clients. There were three (two white…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

I've only been in the club...

I've only been in the club a few times. During the periods when I've visited, it was fairly slow so it appeared to be fairly spacious. I imagine that when it gets busy, seating may…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I was going to try the...

I was going to try the Main Stage for the first time, but it was closed. I arrived around 7:00 to the Tattle Tale which used to be one of my hangouts many years…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Was a Friday Evening that me...

Was a Friday Evening that me and some friends decided to visit CLub 390 in Chicago heights to see if we couldn't rouse up some fun. On friday night at club 390, they offer half…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Had not been here in about...

Had not been here in about a year so dropped by and arrived around 9:15. Entry fee was $15. Dropped by the men's room before sitting down and saw something I don't remember seeing the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Always a good time at Baby...

Always a good time at Baby Dolls. Usual day time crowd and line-up. A couple of really cute additions to make note of. Young red head who also works a fitness circuit…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Stopped in here the other night...

Stopped in here the other night after about 8 o'clock. Decent number of people for a Thursday in Pittsburgh and about 15 or so girls. I hear this is a popular spot on…

Club SinRock

Anchorage, Alaska

This place is small but that...

This place is small but that means their isn't a bad seat in the house. You get a full view of the club from any seat. The girls aren't as thick as the ones in…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I've been to Scarlett's many times...

I've been to Scarlett's many times but it had been over a year since the last time up until last week. I was impressed with the expansion that had been done to the club. I…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

I try to stop by here...

I try to stop by here every two months or so, but truthfully I am not looking forward to these visits so much lately. the drink prices and atmosphere are fine. There is usually…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Second time at this club, both...

Second time at this club, both on weekday nights. Was very slow when i arrived. Maybe only three or four guys counting myself. There was a blizzard two day earlier which explains no one being…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Stopped in on a Monday night...

Stopped in on a Monday night at around 11 PM not expecting too many hot girls to be working. Boy was I mistaken? The club was full of a dozen or more…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Went on a Friday Night in...

Went on a Friday Night in early January. I believe it was the 9th. This was my second time at Fuego and it may be my last. If you are looking for a diverse amount…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

Great looking club from the outside...

Great looking club from the outside and the inside is good too. One of the nicest clubs around. We went on Saturday night it wasn't too crowded. The main stage is enormous and…

Wiggles Gentlemen's Club

Hammond, Indiana

Silk is located in the remodeled...

Silk is located in the remodeled building that once held the Wiggles club. A sign in the club indicates that Silk is a sister club of Fantasy Club (Hammond IN) and Club O a club…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Good location, not much going on...

Good location, not much going on around the Club. Walking in, you are first met with the Bouncer and a cashier to pay to get in. It was $10, which is average for the area. Once…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

On a Sunday night in the...

On a Sunday night in the middle of January, I visited this club again. It was a great disappointment. When I had called for the line-up, Jennifer, the bartender, named seven girls that…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Dropped by Tootsies on Tuesday afternoon...

Dropped by Tootsies on Tuesday afternoon around 4pm. As usual customer service was spot on. I was feeling a little tired so I sat farther back from the main stage than usual. A beautiful lady was dancing on…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, Minnesota

I don't know what crawled up...

I don't know what crawled up the founders ass but my 100 word review was just rejected for lack of details and info. So i'm going to repost it right the fuck here, then i'll…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Given that Indy's strip club choices...

Given that Indy's strip club choices are limited to one area, I always chose to make my this my first stop. The club has a nice interior, not high end but fairly clean and…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Visited here on a Saturday night...

Visited here on a Saturday night to check out the place and was thoroughly disappointed. I had heard you could find a diamond in the rough here, but in my opinion, you would…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Place was very well lit on...

Place was very well lit on the outside. Cover charge was $20pp including sodas and non alcoholic drinks. Only one side was open tonight. They stated that they'd probably be open until 5am…

Club Fantasy

Sacramento, California

I came here on a Saturday...

I came here on a Saturday 6 months ago. The cover was expensive so I bartered with a bald guy who i later found out was a manager. I talked to the sweetest girl named…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Another afternoon visit, and things are...

Another afternoon visit, and things are the same. Took a moment for the eyes to adjust to the darkness of the room, and a moment later Babygirl comes over to say hello with a…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped by Sparky's on Sat. afternoon....

Stopped by Sparky's on Sat. afternoon. My membership card expired years ago, but I still have it so I flashed it for the guy at the door and signed in. There were about 6-7 girls…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

First time ever visiting this club,...

First time ever visiting this club, area isn't the safest and you actually see hookers walking around outside the general area of the strip club, which was a first for me, but fuck it I'm…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Haven't been here for a while....

Haven't been here for a while. They lost quite a few dancers last year. I got an OK dance from a Latina, had a few beers and some decent conversation with another broad then left. I'm…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

This is a small club situated...

This is a small club situated in a residential area. There is an apartment complex adjacent to the parking lot. The main floor has no stages, just lots of round tables and chairs for customers, and…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Wednesday afternoon after the Monster Lizard,...

Wednesday afternoon after the Monster Lizard, so maybe it's a little uncommonly quiet. That's okay with me; I like the attention. The club is two or so blocks from the mid-town Sheraton and the mid-town…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

I usually visit the sister club...

I usually visit the sister club in Columbia but decided to venture over the river to see what the newer club had to offer. The physical layout of the club was spacious and the bathrooms…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I checked out Synn for the...

I checked out Synn for the first time Saturday afternoon. I got there early and there were only three other PL's in the club. Yet, unlike other clubs, there was no dead stage time. The…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

I hadn't been to the Golden...

I hadn't been to the Golden Banana in a quite a few years. Back then it was considered the best club north of Boston. Well times have changed and in some ways the GB…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I would not be as hard...

I would not be as hard on this place as others have been over the years. I entered the premises on a recent Thursday afternoon, two other patrons present and maybe three dancers.…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I went here as a customer...

I went here as a customer with a few guy friends. The girls range from why are they working to outstanding. I'm a bit more critical because I dance myself. The stage shows…

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I just realized that the Game of War: Fire Age girl is.......

Kate Upton!......mama mia that's some massive cleavage http://www.eonline.com/news/604412/kate-upton-flaunts-incredible-cleavage-rides-horse-into-battle-in-game-of-war-fire-age-watch-now

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Pit Bull - Dachshund mix

Looks like something out of The Island of Dr Moreau http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Pit-BullDachshund-Mix-Dog-Goes-Viral-on-Social-Media-290430801.html

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Lifetime's "Beautiful and Twisted"

Plot: Ultra rich PL falls for hot, Latina stripper who eventually does him in. A cautionary tale. Best conversation so far: Stupid PL: "I'm really serious about your mom" Wise Kid: (rolling her eyes) "You met her in a strip club…

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Another Classic Joke

Two bums were wandering down the railroad tracks when they saw a dog licking his balls. One said,"I wish I could do that"! The other said, "better pet him first"

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Am I missing something?

I wrote these observations a couple of weeks ago before my recent trip with the DS. But being with her for three days has only reinforced the sentiments expressed. I'm at a bar in a tropical location. Older crowd,…

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Obvious song choices

"Shorty I don't. ... mind. If you dance on a pole. .. it don't make you a ho." And of course that song about blowing up the club... on a Tuesday is always played on Tuesdays.

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@SJG: Revolutions Go Better With Hookers and Coke!

Not only will it be televised but it will RT'ed millions or billions of times!

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Ex-intern lands six-figure deal for Wall Street-themed porno

http://pagesix.com/2015/01/30/ex-intern-lands-six-figure-deal-for-wall-street-themed-porno/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=NYP%20180%20Day%20Openers%20and%2030%20Day%20Signups&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter This girl turned to porn because Wall Street was too sleazy for her.

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Got Balls?

Stopped at Dick's Sporting Goods last night and looked at some footballs. Instructions on how to inflate them: 1. Locate hole 2. Moisten hole 3. Insert pin 4. Pump several times

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The Dream Trip

A couple weeks ago I asked for advice about taking my DS on a trip, and I promised to report how the trip went. Well, the trip is over, and this is my report. The trip was awesome…

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CF Clarification

club favorite, as in your favorite dancer at a certain club, or current favorite, as in no.1 girl at the moment?

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Something doesn't add up in this Atlanta stripper incident.

Some residents are questioning the way Decatur Police Department handled the case of a stripper found lying next to her car on a residential street. The police department says its officers concluded the woman was simply tired and sent her…

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Isn't it great being a dirty old man

The age difference here is only slightly more than me and my DS. http://dailym.ai/1A7R3J8

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RIP: Rod McKuen

Poet. Songwriter. Singer. If you lived in the 60's and 70's you knew this guy. Even if you never saw this: http://youtu.be/WtESZkGAl0I I know you have to hsve heard this: http://youtu.be/cd_Fdly3rX8 I think at one point one of the…

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OT: Funny Social Medial Commerical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Lf-cnRywk

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When did the member prop system start on TUSCL ?

I just looked at shadowcat’s profile and noticed his oldest prop was in January 2012 – I actually joined TUSCL on Jan 2012 so IDK anything b/f that. Were older member props lost at some point or did they start around…

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Female Revolutionaries?

If you reading this are male, would you ever sacrifice your life to save the life of a woman? If you say yes, would you be doing it because you really care that much for the fate of the woman, or…

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end of the month

Friendly reminder it's the end of the month, strippers need to make rent, and they know Sunday will suck. There were twice as many dancers yesterday at my usual club. Good window to try to get strippers to go the extra

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Do you use straws?

In a strip club, regular bar or restaurant they always serve you a straw along with you drink. Do you use them? I personally don't. I think that they make a guy look feminine. One female told me the reason…

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The Harem Dayton, OH: Upstairs VIP/CR

If anybody knows any details about what the upstairs experience is like at the Harem in Dayton, OH then please share here or PM me. I want to know about factors such as privacy, cost, quality, best dancers, etc. I've…

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UFC fight brought the SC to a halt?

The super bowl thread got me thinking about our trip to the SC about a month ago. There was a UFC fight that night and at 10pm they turned the lights on and all dancing stopped. A bunch of dancers…

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Monogamy, non-monogamy and polyamory

Ran across a great article that should resonate with folks on this site. It explores the potentially outdated practice of monogamy and the growing trend towards "non-monogamy", particularly in Silicon Valley. http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/29/technology/chris-messina-non-monogamy/index.html The concept of polyamory discussed in the article reflects…

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Getting bogus numbers from strippers

Recently I learned from another TUSCLer that an old fave of mine is back on stage in Phoenix, and I'm very excited about getting in to see her very soon. One of my absolute favorite bodies. Ever.…

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DAMN!

I guess I am an official old perv! I was looking for an old topic and comment from someone and saw MY profile. Over 11K comments? An really older fart like shadow must be close to 1M. :)

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CEO used $1 million in kickbacks on strippers and private jets

http://nypost.com/2015/01/30/ceo-used-1-million-in-kickbacks-on-strippers-and-private-jets/ I would be a good CEO.

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Zipman68

What do you guys think? Does this guy wait until he is majorly fucked on drugs before posting or has he done so many during his life that he damaged his brain so much that it no longer matters?

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Good News! You can now eat at Double D strip club

"Double D", of course, stands for dancing and dining. http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/local/showdown-today-on-double-d-strip-club-follow-the-a/njy2g/

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A strip club coming to Cincy?

CINCINNATI, OH (FOX19) - The Queen City could be baring it all. There's talks of bringing the only strip club to Cincinnati. A business man has met with a few council members to discuss the idea and talk about necessary zoning…

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Ever wish a civvy was a stripper?

Ran into a lady at work recently that I've had light friendly conversations with in the past. Hadn't seen her since last year before Christmas. When she said hello, she insisted on giving me a hug. Guess…

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afraid of becoming to pro and missing out on another great stripper experience

Ok let me explain...before i nailed my first stripper i justed faked it until it happened...then i scored and started reflecting on how it all came to be. In the process i laid out some simple ground rules that lead…

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Would you smell a dancer's ass?

I have seen guys stick their nose in the dancer's butt crack. I don't like it that close and personal, but I do like to admire their ass, because it turns me on more than boobs. During a lap dance, if she…

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DP's / double penetrations

Having read a recent discussion on Porn here where DP's were mentioned, I got to thinking that I have never participated in one. Asking some of my sleasier friends with well over 300 years of sexual experience, I found that…

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Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Just found out that Mermaids has been completely remodeled and that some of the original owners have taken control of the place again. I was there last night and didn´t recognize it from a few years ago.…

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Do they still pull female tippers on stage at the Platinum clubs in South Caroli

Haven't made the trip up in over 2 years and considering it for my birthday. Big attraction was that the dancers were VERY aggressive with female tippers, more than once my wife has ended up topless on stage in Columbia.…

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lapdance

They are worthless. All contact can be had at the table wear you should pay her $160 per visit under the table. She want see you as a simp or lame then sex will be in your future

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Hot pursuit of a stripper

Week after week, visit after visit, month after month i find myself chasing this one stripper. I know its the long con but i also know once im $4,000 in the bitch will have sex with me for a fee…

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No more being disappointed!

Recently I've started a new thing. If I meet a stripper I like and have a good time with, then I'll ask for her number. Obviously sometimes it's for OTC purposes, but sometimes it's just for wanting to know if…

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More club violence

2:27 a.m., an employee at Club Rog {Fremont, OH} reported she got into an argument with another employee over money she felt she was owed at the club, 2400 block of East McPherson Highway, Green Creek Township. The caller said…

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Extras in New England

Travelling through New England (Massachusetts and Rhode Island) and it seems that extras are not to common in these states. Any advice on where to find extras from quality girls let me know! Thanks in advance.

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Request: ability to search discussions, articles and reviews

I've been here for awhile, do I hold enough weight to make such a wild request? Wouldn't it be awesome to be able to search old discussions and articles. Just imagine the wealth of information you could find if you…

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Strip Club Super Bowl Parties

My 3 favorite Detroit-area strip clubs are advertising Super Bowl parties on Sunday, letting you know you can watch the big game and hot strippers at the same time. A stripper told me yesterday that her club made it…

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Fuck You Dukey

You think your a pimp and a baller! You got no game. You live in a van down by the river and you think your going to own strip cluns and massage parlors so you can get action for free!…

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Porn

I don't watch a lot, but it seems to me that these days there are almost none that don't have anal in them. Sure didn't use to be that way. Thoughts? PS - Of course the first porn I saw, the…

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owning business in the adult entertainment industry

I know most you guys dont believe me but im really considering getting into the pimp game and im not talking like those clowns on the YouTube video lol...i really want to own my own chain of strip clubs, porno…

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Who will win he Super Bowl this weekend?

I'd say if you're not from Seattle or Boston and not betting you could care less since both teams have a large selection of players/coaches that are annoying as fuck! I'm going to go with Seattle although Deflategate could provide extra…

Tijuana

Tijuana anyone?

I'll be in San Diego this weekend to escape the freaking snow. Will anyone else be visiting Tijuana? The first Dos Equis is on me!

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Apparently so many of us are IDIOTs for writing reviews

Vaguely remember that place you went to 2 years ago? Want to ask tusclers if there are cameras in the club? Bam! You've got a review! https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=447238 "EB has a great reputation: bouncers, 7/10 girls are above average, nice bar staff, and…

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For all you Catholics over there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

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First Lesson in Vietnamese

So I had my second session with L. To keep the girls straight in my own mind, I am going to refer to this one as L/J from now on. This time I did get to learn her real working…

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A must see movie about pimps and hoes

Pimps Up, Ho's Down (1999) (Full Movie): http://youtu.be/wr4j2qswac4

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pimp of da year

Pimps Up, Ho's Down (1999) 6: http://youtu.be/yFV8RpEU5GI

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what to wear at a strip club?

What is the best attire for a stirp club? How do you prepare in advance for laps? I never wear underwear, but a stripper told me I should (for some reason I don't remember). Also, shorts are…

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how to fuck a stripper chick ?

How to hookup with a stripper chick?: http://youtu.be/bfZibEdSSng

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Ricky boy on YouTube selling his system

Ask A Player Episode 3: http://youtu.be/sCORdmkcSPU

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OT: Juice has GOT to schedule a Philippines trip!

Dude needs to get his #sausage.fingers on KFC's latest -- a hot dog in a fried chicken bun covered in mayo or some shit. The story claims that it is Colonel jizz...what the hell, let's just assume it is jizz.…

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Have you ever lost a stripper/GF?

I lost a girl friend last week. Killed in a single car rollover accident. Driving drunk and maybe high. I found out about her death on the TV news. What a shock it was to wake up to that. This…

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Ask a player

Ask A Player Episode 2: http://youtu.be/QgdibsZlgAo

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Tuesday: She Was Just Dripping Wet Down There.

I got out of work today (tuesdy 1/27/15) and I was so fucking tired, I decided to go to the strip club and have myself some awesome eye candy entertainment. I got there around 7:00PM. Damn! The food I ordered was…

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Tokyo Pink salons ( blow job bars )

Anybody tried or heard of the pink salons in Tokyo ? Foreigners allowed ? Sounds great you can walk in to a place and the specialty is girls giving BBBJ 's especially in a big city ^^

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mr. whitefolks

Mr Whitefolks: http://youtu.be/sXskqBCT6sU

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Monday: Almost Got The Number

Monday, Jan 27 2015, I was getting items in the supermarket/grocery WinCo, it was just an ordinary day. I got all my stuff in the basket and decided I don't need anything so I went straight to the counter. Only to…

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one of them real boys

RiFF RAFF - REAL BOYZ (OFFiCiAL ViDEO): http://youtu.be/yRaDcvvTkHM

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Its ok ricky boy

Every 43 seconds someone attempts suicide. The Suicide hotline: 1-800-784-2433. Call it Richard....its going to be ok

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This is the way I left the strip club

http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kfcoudbledownnasty.jpg Obviously it was good for me!!!

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Way off topic but ya gotta see it.

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4014801275001/bizarre-emergency-landing-into-pacific-ocean-caught-on-tape/?#sp=show-clips

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Stamp lickers

Them Stamp Lickers How about them Stamp Lickers, Ain't they champs? Drool, slurp slobber, lickin' them stamps. Lickin' them green stamps, lickin' them blue, Lickin' that paper, eatin' that glue! Look at them Stamp Lickers, Ain't they gung-ho! Lickin' them…

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"Don't be an idiot at the strip club: a Stripper's Guide"

"Don't be an idiot at the strip club: a Stripper's Guide" http://jezebel.com/dont-be-an-idiot-at-the-strip-club-a-strippers-guide-1681793887 Rule No. 1: Don't be a woman.

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Strippers are smart, very smart!

Probably will get a lot of grief on this topic, but strippers are smart, very smart! There are two kinds of smart: educational and people. Strippers are people smart not educational smart. They know their customers and…

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Another joke

An old pious Jew who was poor and now so old he was unable to work at his low paying job any longer and feared for he and his wife starving prayed one night: He said his nightly prayers on…

FKK Forum

Your strip club bucket list

lets talk about something useful for once! Name your top 3 clubs/areas that you would like to visit someday and mention the reason you want to visit that club or general club area. Mine would be: 1. Not so much a strip…

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Men's Club in Flint MI

Had a pretty big fire according to the news. Don't think that will be open for a bit if ever again.

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El Paso

Recommendations on clubs with best looking girls in El Paso clubs?

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Bouncy boobie lovers this is for you

http://boobsinmotion.tumblr.com/