You'd think people would have figured this one out by now... THOU SHALL NOT STEA

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mroo
Eating turds out of public bathroom stalls, like my Hero Donald Trump
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index…

We may all have experienced less than intelligent management during our visits to strip clubs, but what in the hell is going through these idiot's heads when they're too stupid to figure out that the IRS watches cash based businesses very closely, and it's absolutely trivial to determine how much money you're actually hauling in? This is the fifth case of this I've seen locally in the last decade. Look, you fukkin' morons, you're already practically printing cash!

If you don't understand what methods I'm talking about, try this link: http://bit.ly/1ItxCOA

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GACA
10 years ago
What the hell was that? You recorded a Google search?

Sorry that was a bit creepy but still awesome. How do you do this?
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gawker
10 years ago
That caught me off guard, too. How'd you do that?
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georgmicrodong
10 years ago
www.letmegooglethatforyou.com

I think that's the link. Primarily used when somebody asked when someone asks a simple question on the Internet instead of googling it.

Not really appropriate use of it here.
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mroo
10 years ago
The point I was trying to make is that avoiding criminal and civil problems with your taxes is incredibly simple- even if you're stupid enough to try to grab an extra couple of percent.

The lmgtfy link was there to underscore the point. Good job on the threadjack, tho...
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dtek
10 years ago
Hey that's my favorite club! These guys lost their lottery machines a few years back for similar shenanigans, and the ownership of record for the club keeps changing from family member to family member. I wonder if the club will be able to stay open.
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