I recently spent 6 days in Vienna, and I feel compelled to warn my fellow TUSCLers about the Goldentime FKK Sauna Club. This establishment, I'm afraid to say, might lure you into improper and illicit activities.
I realize now that I may have been unwittingly responsible for finding myself in this indecent and wicked place. I had had a long day of Vienna monuments and museums. After visiting the Belvedere Palace and Gardens, I fell into conversation with an Austrian man. English was not his native language, and he may have misunderstood when I asked him where I could go to see some more horticulture.
At any rate, the man directed me to walk south on Arsenalstrasse and then turn left to reach Goldentime. A large neon sign advertised the club, and from the outside it appeared to be a clean and hygienic sanctuary for a tired traveler.
After paying the 90 euro entrance fee, I was given a locker for my clothes, a safe for my valuables, and a white robe. I proceeded into the club proper, looking for the sauna that was advertised. I observed about 20 other men wearing white robes. But more shockingly, I saw 50 or 60 young women lounging around the club. Someone must have forgotten to give robes to the young ladies, because they were all stark naked. I had to close my eyes to avoid seeing the girls' naughty parts.
I stood at the bar and drank some beers, trying to regain my composure. The young ladies circulated through the building, and every minute or two a girl would come up to me and ask in a thick eastern European accent, "You vant blow job? Fooking?" They were very friendly.
The girls were young and attractive, seeming to be in their 20's and from 8 to 10 on the scale of looks. Almost all of them were white, and there were many blondes, which I have a weakness for. They told me they were from countries to the east such as Greece, Romania, Bulgaria, and Russia. I found it had to have a conversation with them because my eyes kept lighting on something I shouldn't stare at.
Then two blondes with big boobs approached me. They said they were from Romania. One girl reached under my robe and squeezed my penis. I felt she was rather presumptuous. She said, "You vant tree-way?" Well, I have to confess that I had never heard of a "tree-way." But it sounded environmentally friendly, and I'm all about the environment.
They grabbed my arms and led me away from the bar. "Vant to see cinema?" they said, and took me into a small theater. The movie on the screen featured a naked woman and a naked man with a large member doing unmentionable things to her. The blondes sat on both sides of me, preventing me from running away. One girl bent over and began fellating me in public. I was extremely embarrassed, and quickly agreed when they asked if I wanted to go to a private room.
In a bedroom the girls ripped off my robe and began molesting me. They asked, "You vant poosy licking? Dildo show?" They started licking each other's private parts, making them very wet. They inserted dildos into each other, and removed the dildos and licked them.
They grabbed my penis and placed a condom on it. They forced me to have intercourse with both of them. While I was having sex with one girl, the other would rub her breasts on my face or suck on the other girl's breasts.
"You vant to eat our poosies?" they asked. But I politely told them, "No, thank you."
After I had finished, the girls asked me for money. Since they had been so friendly, I felt it was only right to give them a present of all my euros.
By this time I decided it was too late for a sauna and left. I think the club would get more customers for its sauna if there were fewer naked girls in the place.
After my experience at the Goldentime FKK Sauna Club, I felt I had to warn any TUSCLers who want to vacation in Vienna. If you go to this club, you will lose valuable time when you could be visiting museums, palaces or the opera.
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