How should I answer this question?

27 comments

• Ironcat

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  9 years ago

  Answer with a question like "I could ask you the same thing"
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  "Porn."
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  The passive aggressive answer is "I'm getting the exact same amount of sex I used to."
• ididthisonce

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  9 years ago

  ^5 to all the answers!
• lopaw

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  9 years ago

  Masturbating.
  Alot.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  “I’ve been doing a lot of meditating”
  
  “I’m a 50+ y/o guy and my libido is not what is used to be”
  
  “I’m thinking of becoming a priest and dedicating my life to the needy”
  
• bang69

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  9 years ago

  I have been bizy
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  "None of your business, how have you been?"
• Subraman

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  9 years ago

  Let's just say that my dick is Crimea, and my right hand is Putin
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  ^ yes - the "heavy-handed" approach :)
• rattdog

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  9 years ago

  i dunno - maybe after all those years of marriage i'm just not in the mood anymore
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Say " I got this, I have been doing your job for you"
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  That is a hard question to answer with so little information about what is actually going on between you and your wife. I settled out of court in mandatory mediation. My ex tried to bring up my infidelity(She knew about my relationship with a stripper) and the mediator told her that had no bearing on the proceedings. BTW it was a female mediator.
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  My wife hates sex and assumes I'm trained by her to not be sexual. Yeah, right.
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  "I've had a headache for the past few months."
  
  You could shrug and tell you have two hands.
  
  "After you, who can compare?"
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  Are you legally separated, or just separated?
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  Porn
• Subraman

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  9 years ago

  Let's put it this way: if I dressed my right hand up in blue, and spray-painted my dick black, people in Ferguson would be holding nightly demonstrations about it
  
  Let's put it this way, my tube socks cower in fear each time I open the drawer
  
  Let's put it this way, my internet browser history alone is illegal in 17 countries
  
  
• Diva1975

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  9 years ago

  Lol subraman. You could really go out on a limb and say you miss being intimate with her and try to have sex!
• mroo

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  9 years ago

  If you're in legal proceedings with her, there is no answer you can give that will do anything but cause you grief.
  
  Resist the urge to say anything to boost your ego, hurt her feelings, or anything else that remotely answers the question. She's probably trying to bait you into saying something stupid.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  We are "just separated" and not "legally separated." Nonetheless mroo has the correct legal answer. I did however appreciate the many funny suggestions. Hard to pick a fav but I think I'd choose the tube sock if I had to choose the funniest one.
  
  Diva, I considered that but it's not feasible for a host of reasons that are too complicated to explain.
• EarlTee

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  9 years ago

  "How have you managed to go without sex for the past several months?"
  "Not very well."
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  "I’m thinking of becoming a priest and dedicating my life to the needy” - Brilliant! ;)
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  And just think, the priest answer won't cause problems for the divorce! That's what it's extra brilliant!
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  What it boils down to is do you want a divorce or not. If you want a divorce then tell her it is none of her business. If you don't want a divorce then lie. Don't let the fear of financial costs scare you. Your long run happiness is what you have to look at.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Thank you shadowcat. Good advice.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  You should plead the 5th – anything can and will be used against you in a court of law