Too Much Information

Apr 7, 2015, 7:28 AM

They never tell you what you need to know.

I think I've run into a bit of trouble of over analyzing strip club visits with all the information I have available to me. Reviews, discussions, private messages as well as my past experiences. I mean you can pinpoint it down to seeking out the type of girl you want (hair color, boob size, etc) and the services she provides so you could actually go straight into a club and pick out what you want and usually have a general expectation on what you're going to pay.

It seems like now when I go into a club and if someone else got a service I am looking for, for less money I feel like I'm getting ripped off. If someone says they were with a "9" but I can only find an "8" on the night I was there I feel undersold. Does anyone else find themselves doing this?

Sadly it's not that easy, and a lot of factors play into this that I often forget and overlook. Maybe a reviewer had a "chemistry" with a dancer and she offered him more than she usually does to others. She meets me and just sees me as another customer not offering anything special. The guy that got full service for $120 may have meet the dancer 30 minutes before closing time and she hadn't made any money that night, the night I met her she may have already done 3 VIPs and already made over what her expected quota was and would rather just relax and drink the rest of the night.

I think sometimes I need to just throw my expectations out the door and remember someone getting something better may have also had a lot more tries than me. I'm not bitter or jealous, just trying to create an enjoyable experience for myself and take advantage of all the information available to me. It would be similar to your friend telling you about this great meal they had at a restaurant they know you'd like. You go a few nights later, order the same thing and it sucks. Therefore you question what went wrong and why, not questioning your friend because they know what you like and you trust their advice/recommendation.

Alas, I'm sure this happens in everyones jobs and daily lives as well, when you have 24hour access to emails, documents and the Internet in your hand literally all the time. The only time my smartphones (yes plural) arent on me is when I am having dinner or when I'm in the shower. Ugh!

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Clubber10 years ago

You may be on to something. Some of the best club experiences I've had are being out of town and just stopping in an unknown club.

georgmicrodong10 years ago

Yes, there is definitely too much information your post. :)

More seriously, I think you're right in your assertion that you sometimes need to throw away your expectations. Look at the data, looks for patterns and trends, then pick the most likely and hope for the best.

There are far too many variables involved in this stuff to make anything a sure bet.

JamesSD10 years ago

Expectations are a powerful thing. My strip club trips compete against my best trips ever. A decent trip can be a let down if the past one was amazing.

You'll probably have more fun if you go in more open minded.

chandler10 years ago

Do I compare my own flesh and blood experiences to the exaggerations I read about online? Uh, no. TMI isn't the issue. It's Too Much Bullshit. I do what feels good to me and completely forget about all these silly websites while I'm immersed in the real thing. It ain't a competition, man.

JohnSmith6910 years ago

Such detailed preparation would take all of the fun out of clubbing for me. I just find a good club and go hunting. I ignore what others say about dancers because I have my own criteria, and I know how to find what I want. Relying upon intel on dancers from other PLs would not only be unreliable but it wouid take away some of the fun of the hunt. I also don't have the time to do such exhaustive research even if I wanted to.

sclvr500510 years ago

Your putting way too much thought and research into it and it will stop being impulsive fun and more of a task.

carlos_spiceyweiner10 years ago

You're approaching this too much from the perspective of "winning"--getting the most for your money. We all want that, but let's focus on the fun. Honestly, the best times I've had occurred when I set my expectations aside and just hit a club to relax and see what happens.

As far as getting as good a deal as the next guy, I try to keep in mind that not all club reports are accurate. Guys can be competitive and may not report what they actually spent because they don't want to be accused of overpaying. If one guy says he spent $150 for FS in VIP, the next guy probably isn't going to admit he spent $180. That's like admitting you "lost." Just have fun!

shailynn10 years ago

Yep - thanks guys.

Don't think I have a spreadsheet out in my car or something, I usually will choose a handful or clubs in an area that have gotten good recent reviews or because of a positive experience I have had there in the past. I have never sought out a particular dancer based on a review. I have gone to the message boards and reviews to try to reconnect with a dancer I have met in the past though... That's a different story.
I'm not worried in my "value" rating per say, but like anyone else, I don't want to be paying $400 for the same thing a guy in the next booth over is only paying $175 for... But value is perceived only from the person paying for it.

shadowcat10 years ago

Too much information. :)

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crazyjoe10 years ago

Oh that is wack

carlos_spiceyweiner10 years ago

Good points. When I read how much other guys are paying, I try to keep my offers in the same ballpark. As you said, you never know if a girl is getting ready to leave and is willing to cut a deal or if there's more going on.

bvino10 years ago

I learned in the ARMY to expect nothing and be ready for anything. I always carry about $300.00 into a club but I never expect to spend it . If the opportunity arises then I am ready. As far as relative cost goes it is sort of like real estate. The only proper valuation is what ever the seller and buyer agree to. This does not men that there won't be different prices for the same thing . It just means that there are variables in all service transactions. Best to make your offer and live with it.

warhawks10 years ago

I've never sought out a particular dancer due to a report on this site or any other site.

I'm more interested in what the club is like. Is the management cool? Are the girls beautiful? Stuff like that. I'm usually able to pick out a winner from the girls working. If not, no big deal.... I just try again on another day.